Tuesday, December 05, 2006

A Chav inflatable snow globe and laptop trollies.

A couple of photos taken in the Erith Shopping Centre this weekend - including a Chav holy grail - a pneumatic electric snow globe as per the illustration above. What a piece of filth. Chavtastic or what! Expect to see these outside Council houses and on most working class estates within the next few days anyway.

People on the tube with gigantic laptop type trolley bags, large enough to house a complete family of Albanian asylum seekers. What are they thinking? Take a cab or use a car - your bags clog up the walkway tunnels and escalators for all normal tube passengers. I feel like giving the perpetrators a vigorous poke with an electric cattle prod - if I had one. Selfish travellers anyway. Maybe chainsaw time again...

Another (justified) poke at Micro$oft - a genuine real time demonstration of Windows Vista and its' voice recognition ability. About as much use as a chocolate teapot - what a surprise.....

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