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Sunday, September 04, 2016

Bexley Brewery 2nd birthday.


Yesterday marked the second birthday of the Bexley Brewery, which is located in Unit 18 of the Manford Industrial Estate in Manor Road, Erith. Around a hundred people celebrated the fact at the party and barbecue which was held at the brewery. The Lewisham based Dacre Morris dancers did a display - in one dance involving several volunteers from the audience. Also present was Steve's Kitchen - a gourmet barbecue operation from Belvedere, who did a busy trade, as did the Kent Chilli Farm who had stall selling all sorts of spicy treats. You can see photos both above and below, which will give you an idea of what an excellent, laid back and convivial event it was.


Sidcup is now an up and coming area; after a few years in the economic doldrums, it seems to be picking itself up very well indeed. Only a few weeks after the news of the opening of The Hackney Carriage micropub, news has reached me that a second micro pub is opening in the town. It is called The Hopper's Hut, and you can see its website here. On Thursday evening Bexley Council granted the micro pub a full drinks licence, and it will be opening fully soon.The London Borough of Bexley has been at the forefront of the micropub revolution - the first was opened in Welling - The Door Hinge, followed shortly by one in Crayford - The Penny Farthing, and one in Blackfen - The Broken Drum. All we need is one in the Erith and Northumberland Heath area. I had originally suggested that a micro pub would be an excellent choice for the then empty unit originally occupied by Owens the Ironmonger in Cross Street, but subsequently that site has now been taken by the AGlory African store, which relocated to the larger premises from its previous store in Pier Road a few months ago. Would you like to see a micro pub in the local area? If so, where would you want to see it located? Leave a comment below, or Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com.

I have encountered something that I have not seen in twenty years of living in Erith. A "road" that does not exist on any printed map (or for that matter, on Google Maps). The "road" or more accurately a narrow path does contain two cottages at the far end, but unless you know exactly where they are, you would have little, if any chance of stumbling across it. The location is so well concealed that the two properties in question would make excellent homes for someone of a reclusive nature. The person who showed me the tiny passage that led to the two small houses described it as being the real life Erith equivalent of Diagon Alley in the Harry Potter books. As to the location of the mysterious passage that leads to the two cottages, I am going to keep the details a secret for others to discover; all I will say is that it is less than five minutes walk from Erith Riverside Shopping Centre. 




After the extensive article last week on Russian spy and Bexleyheath resident, the late Melita Norwood, I had the following Email from Les, a long time Maggot Sandwich reader:- "Interesting Maggot Sandwich this evening and I was interested to see your article on Melita Norwood. My family bought the Newsagents Shop in Long Lane owned by one of two brothers George and Henry Cowell [we had already bought George's shop in Midfield Parade in 1971] and thus 'inherited Mr and Mrs Norwood'. I was introduced to the couple who lived at 34 Garden Avenue by Henry and what to expect, firstly as you stated we delivered those 32 copies of The Morning Star, and had one other Customer that took one single copy a day. We also had the Post Office in the shop and we would always comment [and had been told by Henry] that Melita Norwood regularly sent Letters and Parcels to Russia and other countries to 'behind the Iron Curtain' and although no proof we would always say that she was a 'Spy' [Many a true word is spoken in jest!]Whilst researching the Melita Norwood piece, I came across another story which made for fascinating historical reading. One of the types of information the KGB frequently asked Melita Norwood to obtain in her role as the most dangerous female enemy spy ever to work in the UK was NATO weather reports and sea condition information, especially for the areas in and around the Scandinavian countries. It was never made clear why Soviet spymasters ever wanted this information, but a recently released account has suddenly made the whole subject somewhat more clear. The story is a little surreal, but entirely true. In the 1930s famine stalked the Soviet Union. The key question was how to feed the people. Thousands of words have been written about Soviet agriculture and farming but there was much less known attempt to increase food production that strangely is still having a profound effect on the natural world today. This far less well publicised project was to relocate hordes of giant Red King Crabs (Paralithodes Camtschaticus) from the Kamchatka Peninsula in the north Pacific to the Arctic Barents Sea off the coast of European Russia, giving the local people a rich source of easily caught, delicious and nourishing food. Josef Stalin ordered thousands of baby crabs be moved 3,000 miles by road from the Soviet Far East to the western end of the Soviet Union. The state of the Arctic roads and less than reliable motorised transport in harsh Arctic conditions meant very few of the tiny young crabs arrived safely — most died on the journey. The plan failed. There was a second attempt to move the crabs in the 1960s and this time much quicker and more reliable air transport meant the job could be completed. This time large, mature and healthy female crabs were moved and they started to flourish in their new more westerly home. As they became established they not only provided essential protein for Soviet people but also a lucrative export product. Tinned Soviet Chatka crab was available in British shops and provided a valuable source of hard currency to the Soviet Union. It was delicious, nutritious and relatively inexpensive. This crab relocation may have seemed a good idea on the face of it, but as so often when humans seek to interfere with nature the consequences are potentially dire. Time and time again we have discovered that moving species can go badly wrong and the Soviet experiment with the giant red king crabs was no exception. Now, half a century later, we have huge populations of very large invasive animals from foreign waters completely taking over the local ecosystem and devouring everything in their path and leaving the bed of the ocean a barren waste. The real size and scale of the problem started to come to light a decade ago when Arctic fishing organisations were reporting the sea beds and local wildlife being greatly affected by the presence of the crabs and fearing the local cod numbers being affected. Today millions of these massive crabs, once only native to Alaskan seas and the north Pacific, are advancing relentlessly along and down the Norwegian coasts, devouring almost everything in their path. Reactions to this spread of the crabs are varied. Some fishing communities in northern Norway say the crab, among the largest in the world, has already had a devastating impact. Others welcome the giant red king crab, saying its delicious taste and size — the crabs can grow to 22 pounds (10kg) and measure five feet (1.5m) across — make it an extremely lucrative catch. Here in Britain seafood gourmets are paying as much as £40 a kilo for the delicious crab’s meaty legs. Red King Crab is replacing lobster as a top dish in expensive seafood restaurants and the once cheap and cheerful Russian tinned crabmeat is reaching the kind of prices people once paid for caviar. Conservationists, however, are worried. The WWF Norway says the crab’s population has increased six-fold in 20 years. The environmental group puts the current population at least 12 million in the Barents Sea alone. The group says that any economic benefits derived from this population explosion may be vastly outweighed by the long-term cost to the marine environment. For instance, WWF Norway says it is concerned about the impact of the crab — which has no natural enemies in Arctic waters — on the capelin, a fish considered central to the Barents Sea food chain. The crab is now reported to have reached the Lofoten Islands, about a third of the way down the Norwegian coast, having migrated some 400 miles since the early 1990s. Its spread is much faster than anyone anticipated. In its native north Pacific, where seabed competition is tougher, red king crabs have already ventured as far south as northern Japan, which is on the same latitude as southern European countries. Scientific predictions about just how far south it will reach in Europe vary widely. Some say just south of the Arctic Circle, others predict it will reach the British east coast and still others believe as far as Spain and Portugal. WWF Norway says the Norwegian government’s management policy towards the species has been to maximise population size to increase potential catches, while ignoring the possible consequences for the marine environment. Considering the importance of the Barents Sea as one of the world’s most productive marine ecosystems, this policy is certainly short-sighted and might be gambling with the future. In 2003 Norway and Russia agreed to double the total annual fishing quota to 800,000 crabs. Unrestricted fishing for the species is also happening in certain areas. Strangely the US Alaska fishery for the same crab has declined and catching the severely reduced US stocks is now tightly regulated. Will we be able to stop the red king crab’s relentless march southwards from Russia and Norway? Do we even want to? This particular crustacean has proved such a successful species when it comes to occupying new areas of ocean and demand for the delicious crabmeat will only continue. I suppose one could at least partially lay the blame for this unexpected explosion of non - indigenous crabs into Europe at the feet of Melita Norwood and her spying on NATO climate and sea condition reports, but I feel this might be pushing things just a bit too far.



The graphics above were taken from a brochure published back in 1933 for various kinds of houses and bungalows that were being built at that time on what is now called the Mayplace Estate in Barnehurst. You can download a complete PDF file of the entire period brochure by clicking here. I have chosen to display one of the more typical property designs (and yes, if you compare my graphics to the original brochure, I have extensively digitally cleaned up the images for use above). The Mayplace Estate was aimed at professional, middle class customers - this can be seen not only by the (for the time) relatively expensive prices of the houses on the estate, but by the fact many came with the option of a garage - only the wealthy owned cars in the 1930's. On top of this, the publicity material shown above mentions the Barnehurst Golf Club - which back then would only have been open to members of a certain social standing - having said that, it was the first golf club in the country to admit women as members. 




This week marks the thirty fifth anniversary of the first IBM PC going on sale. Looking back, the launch of the original PC was a real revolution in computing, but this all actually happened as a bit of an accident – IBM never expected the PC (the original model was actually named the 5150, but most people nowadays are not aware of this). It is fair to say that the IBM PC 5150 turned out to be one of the most influential computers ever invented, and its descendants are still used by billions of people on a daily basis. Not bad for a machine that almost never happened. The machine almost never happened as when it was first mooted that IBM was going to build a PC, a senior executive reportedly asked the simple question: “Why would anyone want to take a computer home with them?” But IBM at the time was struggling financially, and its leadership had not failed to notice that many of its competitors were already selling minicomputers, as well as microcomputers from the likes of Commodore, Atari, Tandy and Apple. IBM was late to the game and it knew it. It developed the IBM PC 5150 in just twelve months. It was widely rumoured that IBM did not expect to sell many of these machines, and it was reported in the media that IBM only ordered 40,000 machines to be made. The IBM PC 5150 proved to be a sales success, and it rapidly became the most influential commercial computer system of all time. Indeed, by the end of 1982 IBM was selling one PC every minute of the business day. That was despite a hefty price tag. Pricing in 1981 started at $1,565 (£1,209), which was the equivalent to $4,073 (£3,148) in 2016.  On top of this high price, the machine was not exactly cutting edge. The 5150 boasted a 8088 CPU, 16K of RAM, expandable to 640K, and a colour graphics adapter. It included a monochrome IBM monitor, and also came with the option of a floppy disk or if you could not afford that, a cassette system. No hard disk drive was even an optional extra at launch – third party units became available (at huge additional cost) sometime later. Even by the standards of the early 1980’s, the original IBM 5150 PC was slow and expensive – but it had the badge “IBM” on the front, which counted for a huge amount – there was a contemporary saying “nobody gets fired for buying IBM” – and this proved to be true. On the upside, it was beautifully made out of very high quality materials, and it was supplied with what many regard as the very best keyboard ever. It also came with unparalleled technical support and maintenance – something businesses then and now value highly.  Due to IBM’s rapid development of the 5150, it simply did not have the time to develop all the technology needed for the machine by itself. So the development team therefore opted to build the new machine mostly from existing “off the shelf” components. IBM opted to make the IBM PC an “open architecture” product. It even published a technical reference of the system’s circuit designs and software source codes. This meant that other firms could develop software and build peripheral components, and this is what changed the computing world. And soon other companies such as Compaq, Dell, and HP began to offer complete ‘IBM compatible’ PCs. Thus, the IBM PC rapidly became the industry standard. Software developers concentrated on the most popular platforms, and this meant that the IBM PC became the computer with the greatest variety of software available to it. You may recall that this came at a time of a “perfect storm” – the release of the PC, and the creation of the World’s first Spreadsheet – VisiCalc – also the first “killer app” – people would buy an Apple II or an IBM PC just to run VisiCalc. You can read a full account of the impact that VisiCalc had in the early to mid 1980’s business and academic computer market by clicking here. That decision was a doubled edged sword for IBM, as it effectively lost control of the market; over the next three decades, competition in the PC market was unrelentingly fierce, which eventually led IBM in 2005 to sell off its PC manufacturing division to Chinese computer producer Lenovo. The IBM compatible PC transformed the world. Certainly nowadays a lot of work can be done on smartphones and tablets, but in reality PCs (desktops or laptops) are still used for heavy duty work. Some industry commentators have suggested that we are now living in a “post PC” world, and while it is true that PC shipments are currently in decline, it is still a massive industry that continues to be the bedrock for most businesses. The advent of hybrid devices such as the Microsoft Surface Pro 4 also suggests that the PC is continuing to evolve. But the PC is here to stay. IBM didn’t invent the personal computer, but the IBM PC 5150 certainly heralded the dawning of the computer age in many offices and households around the world. Happy birthday PC!

There was a Police helicopter hovering over Pewty Acres for nearly half an hour on Wednesday evening. It was using its powerful "Night Sun" searchlight. I guessed at the time they were probably looking for something in the River Thames, and I was correct. There had been reports of a person in the river, close to Erith Pier. Gravesend RNLI, a Port of London Authority harbour launch, the Met Police marine unit and a National Police Air Service (NPAS) helicopter were all involved in a search for what seemed like a very long time indeed. This all reinforces my idea of an RNLI substation located at Erith Riverside Gardens, as I have postulated on several previous occasions. 




The photo above shows a small parcel of land on the corner of Napier Road and Wellington Road in Belvedere. It is one of the small piece of land that Bexley Council want to sell off to raise some cash. Local residents have objected to this; they say that their parking, privacy and quality of life will be greatly affected if the sale of the green land goes ahead. In an article in the News Shopper this week, the piece of land is described as being "200 metre"- no details of in what dimension are given - lazy journalism and poor editing. As you can see from the photo above, the parcel of land is actually tiny, just about large enough to build a single house on. One local resident in the same article says:- "I take my dogs there for walks at night and if the patch was gone, then I’d have to walk them up these steep roads which wouldn’t be good for me. I’d also fear for my life if I had to walk my dogs to places that I’m not too sure of because I’m getting older and I can’t defend myself. It would be much safer to keep that green patch. If whoever buys the land builds flats, then the development will be looking down on our homes. There would be more cars and the parking here is quite tricky already, and this would make it worse.” 

As many locals will be aware, due to the engineering works carried out at London Bridge Station, there has been a hugely compromised and reduced overland train service on the North Kent Line. I avoided the line entirely by taking a pre - planned alternative journey. I picked up the 99 bus to Woolwich (which conveniently stops almost right outside of Pewty Acres) and at Woolwich I joined the Docklands Light Railway to Poplar, where I changed to the Lewisham bound branch and travelled a further two stops to my destination at Canary Wharf. During my alternative journey I passed underneath the infamous Emirates Airline Cable Car, more commonly referred to by locals as the "Arabfly Dangleway". As you may be aware, the cable car has been an abject failure, not attracting anything like the traveller numbers that it needs to break even, let along make a profit. The only reason for its continued operation is the huge amount of money ploughed into it by both Emirates as part of their sponsorship deal, and TFL. New London Mayor Sadiq Khan threatened to shut the line down during his mayoral campaign, branding it an “expensive vanity project” which costs the capital £5 million a year in subsidies. He has since stepped back from the threat after TfL pointed out ending the contract before 2021 would cost £20 million in penalties and loss of sponsorship. Now, after being unable to persuade commuters to use the slower and more expensive cable car to cross the river in preference to the direct Jubilee Line, TFL have applied for a licence to sell alcohol to passengers arriving for their ten minute trips on the Emirates Air Line, which spans the river between the Greenwich Peninsula and the Royal Docks. Under the proposals, champagne could be served from 10am to 1.30am every day from bars on platforms at each end of the 300ft-high crossing, which was launched by the former Conservative Mayor in June 2012 ahead of the Olympics. As well as serving alcohol the licence would allow the showing of films, play live music and host events such as karaoke and disco nights at the south terminal next to the O2 Arena. The move comes after figures released this month show that the £60 million “white elephant” link is used by just over 4,000 people a day despite having capacity to ferry 2,500 passengers an hour in its 34 gondolas. Docklands Light Railway submitted the latest application on behalf of Transport for London which has been under pressure to increase usage of the line, particularly among Londoners. At present it is mainly used by tourists - not really surprising, as the cable car goes from nowhere to nowhere over scrap yards, disused factories and industrial lorry parks. The terrible stench of rotting rubbish pervades the area from the waste transfer station that is directly under the route of the cable car. When I have passed it whilst on the DLR in the recent hot weather, the other travellers were gagging and covering their faces in revulsion at the pong - what the smell is like as the rising hot air takes the stench to the cable car cabins must be unthinkable. In an interview with the London Evening Standard on Wednesday, Robert Leftwich, who lives near the Royal Docks terminal in Newham, said: “The very idea of encouraging the sale of alcohol on the cable car reeks of utter stupidity and desperation. Is it really sensible to allow inebriated people to ‘fly’ 300ft up in the air, with doors on the cabins? Inevitably at some point someone will try to make a jump for the river below. This application seems simply a desperate idea to try and rescue what has unfortunately become a non-profitable white elephant.” Dr David Wilson said it demonstrated “an egregious disregard” for the welfare of children, public safety and the prevention of crime and anti-social behaviour". London Assembly Member Caroline Pidgeon said: “It seems that those running the cable car have the vision to run it like an expensive West End night club experience. Instead of providing some expensive tickets involving glasses of champagne for a few people the cable car should be run for the many as an affordable form of transport across the Thames. The Thames cable car was in large part funded by the taxpayer and its original purpose was to ensure daily trips across the Thames could be made by the widest range of people. It is time the Mayor of London finally got to grips with these issues and‎ decided what the future of the cable car really is.” The whole selling alcohol project is somewhat ironic, as it comes eight years after former London Mayor Boris Johnson banned alcohol from the entire TfL network of Tubes, trams, buses and the DLR. Not a very consistent approach I feel. What do you think? Leave a comment below, or Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com.

The end video this week is the latest animated short film from Simon's Cat. 

Sunday, April 12, 2015

The fate of the White Hart / Potion bar?


The photo above shows the excellent Thames sailing barge mural on the side of the currently empty former White Hart pub in Erith High street; some readers may recall the abortive and short lived transformation into Potion – the cocktail cum lager bar which attracted drug dealers, thugs, drunks, fights and final closure after a series of enforcement orders by both Bexley Council and the Police. Notably the owners of Potion illegally ripped out the locally listed acid etched glass and green tiled frontage and replaced it with hideously inappropriate plate glass. They were taken to court by the Council, but never complied with the court order to restore the pub to very close to how it had looked before their vandalism of the historic building. Now the White Hart is empty and lifeless, and the lease is up for sale, as you can see by clicking here. There have been a few rumours over the last couple of years as to what the future was likely to bring the building, but thus far none have come anywhere near fruition. I am now becoming concerned about the place; Any company taking on the building will need to commit to a sizable investment in the fabric – the aforementioned frontage will need to be replaced with a close facsimile of the original (architect’s drawings exist), and the interior will need to be completely re – built, as it is currently gutted. I understand that any requirement of the place to serve food would mean that both the kitchens and the ventilation system would have to be ripped out and replaced. All very costly work. To any potential investor, the site is now almost certainly worth more than the listed building. A block of riverside apartments on the site would be a very attractive concern, and could generate quite a pile of cash. I hope that it does not happen, but if the White Hart was to undergo an “accidental” fire, I would not be at all surprised. It would not be the first time something of that nature had happened in Erith – back in 1992 the Prince of Wales pub in James Watt Way (see the historic photo below, kindly supplied by historian Ken Chamberlain) was mysteriously gutted by fire; not long thereafter it was demolished to make way for the current MacDonald’s drive through. Coincidence? Maybe, but I would not be too certain. More on these two former pubs in Erith High Street a bit further down this update.


I have noticed some very strange behaviour in and around Erith recently; I have seen shoppers both in the Riverside Shopping Centre, and in Morrison’s who have an overcoat on, but it is clear that underneath this, they are dressed in their pyjamas. These sightings are not confined to evenings – the other afternoon I was walking along Wharfside Close on my way home from work at around half past five in the afternoon, when a woman in her middle thirties got out of a car, wearing an anorak and a pair of pyjamas. She then walked across Morrison’s car park and entered the store. She’s not the only one I have seen recently. I was doing some evening shopping, again in Morrison’s when I encountered a bloke in his late fifties, pushing a large trolley around the store whilst clothed in a trench coat, pyjama bottoms and flip flops. Outside it was raining at the time. Is this kind of behaviour unique to the area, or is this something happening in other parts of the country? I think we need to know.  Perhaps we should form an observer group to monitor and report on inappropriate use of nightwear in public – we could call it “Pyjama Watch”. What do you think?

Another horse has had to be rescued from a water filled ditch in a field in Lower Belvedere this Friday. You may recall that a similar incident took place in the same location back in January. Fortunately firefighters from Erith Fire Station were able to free the animal without causing it too much distress. Like the previous incident, the horse was a well loved pet, and not one of the many horses and ponies that have been virtually dumped in the area, as I have covered several times in the past. Quite whether the owner will have to contribute towards the cost of the rescue is currently unclear. I have heard local calls for the ditches that surround many of the fields on the Lower Belvedere Marshes to be filled in to stop this kind of incident from happening; the trouble is, the ditches help to stop the fields from flooding when there is heavy rain, so currently there is not a great deal that can be done about the situation. I don't think that we will be seeing too many more incidents of this type, as the land in the area in question is ripe for redevelopment, especially bearing in mind the proposed river crossing between Rainham in Essex and Lower Belvedere, which would be built in this very location. Already pub giant Marston's are building a pub, restaurant and hotel in the area, as I first announced back in November of last year. Marston's are currently recruiting locally for staff to work in the outlet, which is scheduled to open in May - you can see details by clicking here. I will be reviewing the place shortly after it opens. Many more businesses and services will be built on the marshes over the next few years, and the horses that currently reside there will have no option than to be moved elsewhere by their owners. 

Last week there was an important anniversary that has been almost completely overlooked by the popular press. There was a ceremony which included the unveiling of a plaque at Abbey Road Studios in London. The event was to commemorate the prodigious scientist-engineer Alan Dower Blumlein. The reason the event was hosted by Abbey Road Studios was that it was the location in 1934 where Blumlein demonstrated his invention by recording the London Philharmonic Orchestra in stereo within a single groove on a gramophone disc. This was just one of the 128 patents earned by Blumlein before his untimely death in a plane crash at the age of 38. His life’s work revolutionised everything from audio to telephony to transatlantic cables to television to radar. This devilishly handsome young man with the brain the size of a planet knew how to look comfortable in a three-piece suit, sported round spectacles, puffed a pipe, had a playful sense of humour and spoke like Harry Enfield’s Mr Grayson. His lack of fame among the general public can be attributed to several factors, not least that he died young while working on top-secret inventions during World War II and, having a German surname and Jewish ancestry. Additionally,  home stereo systems only began to take off in the mid -1960s, more than thirty years after he invented it and more than twenty years after his death. In addition to inventing stereo recording, Blumlein’s disc-cutting machines, microphones and other studio equipment were far and away superior to anything that had been devised before. In effect, he invented the notion of high-fidelity for music lovers. It is a shame that he is so forgotten today, especially as the use of mobile phones to replay low bit rate MP3 and AAC files – for the first time in history, audio fidelity is decreasing instead of increasing. Audiophile equipment is still being manufactured and sold, but the general public seem to prefer convenience over fidelity. Somehow I don't think that Alan Dower Blumlein would be impressed. What do you think? Leave a comment below, or email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com.


Following the modern photo of the Cross Keys Centre, the Playhouse and Potion at the top of this update, here is something from the past. The photo above (click on it for a larger view) was taken back in 1971 / 1972 by the look of the cars in the shot. It shows the Cross Keys pub, the Playhouse and the White Hart pub in Erith High Street. This was shortly before the Playhouse was rebuilt with a new frontage, which joined together the two buildings in the centre of the photo. The dark coloured structure (known locally at the time as number 38) directly to the left of the pale coloured Playhouse was incorporated into the new frontage a couple of years later; I was reliably told that the dark coloured building actually functioned for several years as a brothel! Bearing in mind the proximity to the (then active) riverside Police station only a hundred yards along the road, if this is true, I would not be surprised is some kind of accommodation was reached back in the day. If you have any information, please let me know.

The Bank Holiday weekend gave many rail companies a chance to undertake maintenance and modification of their rail networks; this was very widely reported in the popular press. The North Kent rail line was again mostly offline – the ongoing construction work for the forthcoming South East Crossrail terminus at Abbey Wood made this an inevitability. One unexpected outcome of this was a temporary service that ran from Dartford to Blackfriars via Blackheath and Lewisham. The service was a stopping one as far as Lewisham, from where it then ran fast all of the way to Blackfriars, via Brockley, then on to Nunhead, Peckham Rye, Denmark Hill, Loughborough Junction and Elephant and Castle, then terminating at the modern, airy and impressive Blackfriars Station, located above the famous Blackfriars Bridge. It was a pleasant journey with very interesting scenery; back in the late 1980’s trains on the Dartford via Lewisham line used to regularly run on to the old (and now long gone) Holborn Viaduct station via Peckham Rye and Denmark Hill; in the intervening years the old mostly industrial landscape seems to have been replaced with residential accommodation – though there is still the odd scrap yard and empty warehouse to show what the route used to look like.  I am no transport expert, but as far as I am aware, there has never before been a direct service to Blackfriars on the North Kent Line. Personally I would like to see one train an hour each way on the route as a permanent service – what do you think?


On previous Maggot Sandwich updates, I have mentioned various radio stations that I listen to - some on broadcast radio, some online, and some both. One of the oldest unconventional stations that I have been following for many years is Laser Hot Hits. They have their 25th birthday this very weekend. Laser D.J Gary Drew is my guest contributor this week, and you can see his article on the station below. Please feel free to leave a comment, or email hugh.neal@gmail.com.

25 years of the hottest hits from Laser Hot Hits. Compiled by Gary Drew.

April 2015 marks 25 years of broadcasting from Laser Hot Hits. The station began as an FM pirate broadcasting to the home counties going on air on Bank Holiday Monday 16th April 1990 on 101 MHz VHF in stereo. Transmissions continued on FM most weekends with many frequency moves following the start of Classic FM. In 1993 Laser merged with staff from the former pirate Hits FM in London to emerge the reborn, bigger Laser Hot Hits that we know today. Shortwave broadcasts were added on 6220 KHz in the 48 metre band shortwave for over 10 years with many other shortwave frequencies being used in other bands and many channel changes over the years. They still come and go and in 1997 Laser started identifying on air as ‘Laser Hot Hits International’ and the name has stuck to this day. The strapline ‘the shortwave legend’ has also been added in the past few years and anybody looking for Laser on a Wi-Fi radio server or mobile phone app will see that ident so they know they have selected our version of Laser. Your favourite version! There are some imitators using the same name but we were first to claim it way back in 1990 when we built the station as a tribute to the format from the offshore pirates Laser 558 and Laser Hot Hits 576. Our format now still consists of popular music that everybody recognises but also in recent years we have developed a specialist music interest with some selected programmes dedicated to different types of music. The anorak and offshore theme is still present but in smaller doses as our audience has changed in recent years. In fact some younger listeners have been attracted to us which is why we recently launched a new dance stream on our internet service separate from our original shortwave or classic hits stream. The new service is identified as ‘Laser Dance Hits International’ you can find that on Twitter @LaserIntDance. We now operate on 4026 KHz in the 76 metre band and this goes out weekday evenings right through the night from around 18.30 UTC – 08.30 UTC and it is on air right through the weekend non-stop from Friday night to Monday morning. Meanwhile our internet streams are on 24 hours per day 7 days per week. Sometimes the shortwave is in parallel with the stream and other times it is playing archive a few weeks behind. We have relay partners like Magic 6205 http://magic6205.com/ helping us get more coverage and Radio Black Beard on 6950. There are also people who are radio enthusiasts and anoraks relaying our stream on FM in parts of the UK and USA on various frequencies at various times and again these come and go. Some are high power and some are low power. Recent frequencies we have been heard on are 105.8 FM in the West Country, 87.8 FM in the east of England, and 103.3 FM in north Norfolk, 93.5 FM in Indiana USA. 1476 KHz and 1566 KHz Medium wave. There are even internet stations relaying us at certain times as well. We have a Face book page www.facebook.com/laserhothits and you can visit our website at http://www.laserhothits.co.uk/

The current line of DJ’s and music is as follows:-

Martin Scott – Dance, Pop and charts, 80’s
Mike Andrews – Classic Hits, Adult contemporary, Pop, American Billboard
Stewart Ross – Rock, Euro Rock, Disco, Pop
Tony James – Oldies, 50’s, 60’s, 70’s, 80’s, TV themes, Film music, Album music
Dave Norris – Dance, Pop, 80’s
Dave Simpson – Rock, Motown, Blues, R&B, Oldies
Gary Drew – Jazz-Funk, Soul, Dance, Rap, Rare Groove
Ian Lawrence – Dance, Pop, Chart, 80’s
Paul Stuart – Pop, Chart, 70’s, 80’s

We stream at 192 kpbs and 32 k AAC+ for mobiles. Our streams are as follows:
Classic Hits (original shortwave) 192k mp3 stream : http://usa2-vn.mixstream.net:8922/listen.pls
Classic Hits (original shortwave) 32k AAC+ stream : http://usa2-vn.mixstream.net:8972/listen.pls
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There has been some controversy concerning the announcement last week that Aldi are planning to open a superstore in Crayford, very close to the giant Sainsbury’s supermarket (I have been told that it is the largest Sainsbury’s in the UK, though I have had no verification of this – if you have any information, please drop me a line to hugh.neal@gmail.com and let me know).  Whatever the specifics of the size of the Sainsbury’s store, it is undeniably large, and Aldi are obviously taking a tilt at Sainsbury’s in building a store in such close proximity. Some locals welcome the competition, whilst others think that the additional traffic that a second supermarket in a relatively small area would be intolerable; those residents say that they would prefer more new housing – a subject that seems to divide many people. Crayford is one of those places that unless you live there, you tend to go through on the way to somewhere else. It has some good points – being close to the A2 and M25, and also has a micro – pub in The Penny Farthing. I get the feeling that Bexley Council would rather have a second supermarket on the site than more housing – mainly as the business rates that a large retail outlet would generate would far exceed the rates paid for residential properties, and as we already know, Bexley Council treat the bottom line of a spreadsheet as the most important motivator to certain Bexley Councillors. The proposed Crayford development may be significant for other, wider reasons as well; Aldi has overtaken Waitrose to become the UK’s sixth-largest supermarket chain. Aldi has grown rapidly in recent years as shoppers have kept a tight rein on their budgets. Having leapfrogged Waitrose, it is now closing in on the Co-op, the UK’s fifth-largest supermarket chain, which is now less than one percentage point ahead of the German chain in terms of market share. I understand that this success has been at least partly to a very aggressive campaign of store openings, often very close to premium supermarkets in order to steal some trade from under the noses of their rivals. It would seem in this instance the victim will be Sainsbury’s – who have a reputation for being somewhat on the pricey side. Lidl too have plans for a new supermarket on the site of the old Dartford Police Station in Instone Road, directly opposite the Dartford Sainsbury’s. It definitely seems to me that a supermarket war is about to break out in the local area, and both of the German discounters are taking the attack quite firmly to Sainsbury’s.


Last week the News Shopper published the latest of its lists. Over the past year or so, the local newspaper has changed editorial direction, and has become somewhat more tabloid in nature. Personally I feel this is an ill – advised move, but I understand the struggle for many local papers, who find attracting advertisers difficult now that so much has migrated online. Each week, the News Shopper now publishes an article which appears to be attracting comment and feedback – no doubt to improve the number of hits on their website, and thus increase the value to advertisers and keep the revenue rolling in. Usually the lists are quite anodyne and superficial – and the last list did not disappoint in this respect. It listed the top beef burger outlets in the area, and somewhat to my surprise, amongst the entries for the long established and well – loved Blackheath Tea Hut and the upmarket Five Guys and Byron Burger at Bluewater, they listed the Starburger outlet in Cross Street, Erith. The unprepossessing fast food restaurant has been quietly serving all day breakfasts, burgers, jacket spuds and several types of grilled chicken, all served up with artery hardening portions of chips. One customer told me that even if you ordered a portion of chips, it would come with a side order of chips! Still, the place is popular – it could not have kept going for all of these years if it was not doing something right. Starburger score a three out of five on their “Scores on the Doors” kitchen hygiene rating, so there is some room for improvement – especially as so many other food outlets in and around Erith have dramatically improved their ratings over the last year, albeit from a woeful starting point. Still, it goes to show a small food outlet in a quiet side street can compete successfully with the major chains. 

The dreaded Emirates Airline Cable Car, better known to locals as the Arabfly Dangleway has announced that it will be offering ‘Night Flights’ from this weekend - giving passengers unique views of the capital during night hours. Transport for London said the cable car service will remain open for journeys across the River Thames until 10pm from Sunday to Thursday, and until 11pm on Saturday. Journey times will also be extended from 20 to 25 minutes from after 7pm, with music and video entertainment on offer during the journey. It comes after it was revealed the service was closed 354 times in its first two-and-a-half years of operation, mainly as a result of weather conditions. The evening opening of the service is a tacit admission of something that observers have been aware of since the cable car opened – it is not, as Boris Johnson originally stated, an integral part of the transport system for London, instead it is a tourist attraction, designed to get more footfall in the South East of London – which apart from Greenwich has historically not had the number of foreign visitors that other parts of the capital enjoy. As a commuter service, the cable car is slow, unreliable and expensive – the Jubilee line which runs under the river is a far more convenient and speedy (not to mention cheaper) alternative. Boris called it an infrastructure project to be able to claim part of the funds from central government; the fact that Oyster cards and conventional season tickets cannot be used on the service was the first key indicator that the cable car was not as integrated as Boris would have liked people to believe. The whole project must be haemorrhaging cash – there is absolutely no way the numbers of passengers on the cable car can even be servicing the interest on the debt – and word has it that Emirates are keenly aware of the deleterious effect their sponsorship of the “white elephant” is having on their corporate image. I would be not at all surprised to see them quietly back away from the whole project in the not too distant future. I regularly travel on the Docklands Light Railway past the cable car; the only time I see people using it are in the school holidays, when parents take their offspring for a jaunt across the river and back – apparently the small number of users mainly don’t stay on one or other side of the river, but return almost immediately to the side that they started from. This reinforces the assertion that the whole thing is a failed tourist attraction, rather than a serious way for Londoners to get around town. If the Emirates Airline Cable Car had been built next door to the London Eye, I have no doubt that it would have been  a massive attraction, and a great success – the problem is that it was built in the wrong place, going from nowhere to nowhere over an industrial park, a scrapyard and a few warehouses on the way.

Over Easter, ITV launched their new rebooted version of Gerry Anderson's classic 60's sci fi action television series "Thunderbirds". Contrary to much press coverage, the new show is aimed at a family audience, rather than just children on their own (there are several very subtle references that only total anoraks like myself would notice - the pilot episode features a rescue from an underwater scientific research station run by a Dr. Meddings - a reference to the original series special effects supervisor, Derek Meddings, who also worked on several James Bond and Superman films). Instead of using puppets, the new series uses CGI for the main characters and the ships, but the scenery such as Tracy Island is built as physical models. The animation and model effects were carried out by Weta - the New Zealand company responsible for the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings films, so the quality is excellent. Below is the title sequence for the reimagined show - I think it will do well.

Sunday, January 04, 2015

Yesterday and today.


The photo above was taken on Friday; it shows one of the lower profile housing developments that is taking place in Erith. This new apartment block is located in James Watt Way; it is being built by Moat, and consists of six one bedroomed apartments, twenty nine two bedroomed apartments and five three bedroomed apartments, all for affordable rent. The development has been partly funded by Boris Johnson and the Mayor of London's Housing Office. Affordable rental housing is to be applauded - there is just not enough of it coming onto the market right now. The downside for the future residents of this particular block is that it is sandwiched between Morrison's petrol station on one side, and the KFC drive - through on the other. Residents will be assailed by vehicle fumes and the smell of fuel on one side, and the pong of frying chicken oil on the other, and constant noise from both sides. Still, overall the development is good for the town - I guess that beggars cannot be choosers when it comes to affordable housing - if the site had been more pleasant, a developer would have wanted to build expensive apartments to sell at a greater profit.

Not long ago I read an excellent book on the recent history of Kent by historian Bob Ogley which recounted an event that I had never even heard about, that happened quite locally back in 1968. In those days Chatham dockyard was still being operated by the Royal Navy as an active base. It employed hundreds of local civilian workers, as well as military personnel. As a side note, the location of the dockyard at Chatham is one of the main reasons the North Kent rail line was built as early as it was; whilst it did serve the then new phenomenon of commuters from South East London and North Kent into central London, the main impetus behind the creation of the rail line so soon after the invention of the steam engine was clear – it was to connect the dockyard with both the Royal Arsenal at Woolwich, and the Admiralty buildings in central London. The whole of the military operation of Victorian Britain (and thus the Empire) was dependent on the North Kent railway line – something few people nowadays are aware of; I digress – back on August the 17th 1968, a fire broke out on HMS Valiant – a Royal Navy submarine that was in dry dock undergoing a refit. The specialised submarine dock had only been opened in June 1968, and the Valiant was its’ first customer. The submarine dock was constructed between numbers six and seven docks, and was designed for the refit and refuelling of the non-Polaris class nuclear attack submarines employed by the Royal Navy. The base had a huge cantilever crane for the removal of nuclear reactors, an office block, underground workshops and a health centre. The Valiant-class was the first fully British nuclear fleet submarine (the first British nuclear submarine, HMS Dreadnought, used an American nuclear reactor). There were only two boats of the class, HMS Valiant commissioned in 1966 and Warspite the following year. Both were built by Vickers at Barrow-in-Furness, and based at Faslane during the sixties and seventies.. The class was based on Dreadnought but twenty feet longer and nine hundred tons greater submerged displacement (4900 tons). They also had a Paxman diesel-electric generator for emergencies. In 1967, Valiant set a then Royal Navy record of sailing 12,000 miles (19,312 km) submerged in twenty-eight days, from Singapore to the UK. Whilst in refit, a fire broke out aboard the Valiant, and extensive damage was caused. Both the dockyard fire department, and the civilian Chatham Fire Brigade attended the blaze; there were immediate concerns that a release of radiation could be resultant of the blaze, and nuclear contamination crews were summoned with protective clothing, respirators and Geiger counters. No release of radiation was found, despite intense speculation on the part of both local and national press at the time. The Valiant was successfully repaired, and later returned to active service. Valiant re-commissioned at Chatham in May 1972, later returning for a second refit in 1977. By 1975, Chatham Dockyard was the only Dockyard in Britain to undertake the refitting work of two nuclear submarines - Churchill and Dreadnought - at the same time. This was known as 'dual streaming'. In October 1975, the Dockyard even entered into 'triple streaming'; Churchill awaited re-commissioning at the end of the month; Dreadnought remained in refit and Conqueror entered refit for the first time at Chatham. The older nuclear-powered submarines of the Valiant / Churchill classes were prematurely withdrawn from service as a result of serious cracking in the primary cooling circuits of their nuclear reactors. The Swiftsure class had similar power plants and experienced the same problems. One, HMS Swiftsure, was decommissioned for this reason – if the components affected happen to be located in areas where high radioactivity is present, it is often too dangerous to make a repair - instead that have to be scrapped. HMS Valiant was finally paid off from naval service in 1994. Nowadays HMS Valiant has been decommissioned from the Royal Navy and is stored afloat at Devonport. The defuel (removal of the reactor and all radioactive materials) of HMS Valiant, which was docked in 14 Dock for Dock Down and Lay-up Preparations, was successfully completed and the submarine left 14 Dock on the 6 March 2003. It had been moored in 3 Basin along with other de-fuelled submarines. The problems encountered with the engineering works on the Valiant and other early nuclear submarines was not the one expected – no radiation was released, and no radioactive materials lost. The problem was far more prosaic, but arguably just as deadly. All of the submarines, and pretty much all of the surface vessels refitted at Chatham in the 1960’s and 1970’s used large quantities of Asbestos, both as pipe insulation, and for fire – proofing. Many of the civilian and military personnel were exposed to Asbestos dust during engineering works. As is now well known, exposure to Asbestos particles over time can cause Asbestosis, as well as several types of cancer. Nationwide there are nearly five thousand asbestos-related deaths a year (about half of which are from mesothelioma). The Medway area, which includes Chatham dockyard, is in the UK’s top four for asbestos related deaths. A total of 104 people died from mesothelioma in Medway between 2006 and 2010. This is way above the number one would expect from such as geographically small area. I understand that several legal cases have been lodged by former Chatham Dockyard workers with the Ministry of Defence over Asbestos related illnesses allegedly caused to people working there in the past.  I ought to make it abundantly clear that the dockyard (now a popular museum and film location – it is regularly used by the producers of “Call the Midwife” to stand in for 1950’s Poplar, and the producers of films including Sherlock Holmes – a Game of Shadows, Les Miserables, Children of Men, and The World is Not Enough have used the place as a location) is absolutely not now an asbestos or radiation risk. The dockyard makes for a fine family day out, with plenty to see and do for all ages. It even has an excellent pub / restaurant in the Ship and Trades, run by Shepherd Neame. You can read about the Chatham Historic Dockyard Museum here.

The launch of the “Dart Charge” at the Dartford River Crossing seems to have gone relatively smoothly. The scheme went live on the evening of the 30th November. Charges apply to any vehicle crossing the bridge / going through one of the tunnels between 6am and 10pm – overnight the journey is free. The Highways Agency have stated that eighty five percent of the vehicles transiting the crossing during chargeable periods have paid up. That still leaves a whole lot of drivers who have not paid. Bearing in mind the Dartford Crossing gets roughly a million transits a month, that would mean that something in the region of 300,000 vehicle crossings have been made but not paid for. The new system uses Automatic Number Plate Recognition (ANPR) to identify vehicles as they cross the River Thames. Drivers are supposed to prepay online, or to pay later within twenty four hours of using the service. Anyone not doing so will be sent a penalty charge notice costing £70, reduced to £35 if paid within fourteen days, and rises to £105 if left unpaid for twenty eight days. I suspect, as I have written before, a substantial number of fees will remain unpaid; ANPR technology is useful, but unreliable in anything other than perfect conditions. Some number plates will not be recognised, or will be misread – it only requires rain, mist, dust or a flurry of snow to disrupt the computer linked camera system. On top of this I suspect that a substantial number of regularly evading users will be using cloned number plates – a problem that is growing over time. Over all of this, there is the continuing resentment that local people have over the whole charging system; when the crossing was paid for, it was meant to be free – though how anyone actually believed this was going to happen, I do not understand. The Dartford Crossing is such as cash cow that any operator would be stupid to cut off such a lucrative money generator.


The photo above was taken from an old 8mm colour amateur movie shot in Erith in and around the town centre in 1972 / 1973. The shot is an interesting one as it shows the old and the new. To the right of the image you can see the then new concrete shopping centre, which had only just been constructed. To the left of the photo you can see the old Victorian shops in Pier Road, shortly before they were demolished to make way for the building that nowadays houses both Farmfoods and the Erith Police Office. Local Historian Ken Chamberlain has kindly supplied me with some information and photos of this old row of shops, and I will be covering this in more detail next week.



The photo above was taken on Friday afternoon in Pier Road, as close as possible to the site of the original shot - unfortunately the positioning is not exactly the same, but it does give you an idea as to how much the town centre has changed over the last half century. One of the few businesses to make the transition is Howells and Harrison the Pharmacist - which you can see in the right hand side of the upper photo, and also again now, renamed simply as Harrison's Pharmacy. An excellent shop then and now. Whilst the shopping centre now looks much better clad in brick, rather than the hideous Brutalist concrete, it is actually a very clever refit - the original concrete skeleton is still there, but now looks better than it ever used to. 

Some news that really ought not to surprise many, Apple’s shiny (relatively) new iPhone 6 can be spoofed with the same fake fingerprints that tricked its older sibling, the iPhone 5S. According to mobile security firm Lookout, which said it discovered that it is possible to create a fake fingerprint that is capable of fooling the TouchID fingerprint security sensor of the latest iPhones (6 and 6 Plus are apparently equally vulnerable). Despite the addition of secure payment app Apple Pay to the iPhone 6, the in-built security has not evolved enough over the last year, the security experts warn. iPhone users are still vulnerable to the exact same security flaw as a year ago. The main difference is that now, with Apple Pay, the bad guys have more incentive to abuse access to an iPhone. The central problem is that the TouchID fingerprint scanner on both the iPhone 5S and iPhone 6 can be fooled with a cloned fingerprint lifted from a shiny surface and recreated using easily available PVA wood glue. Germany's Chaos Computer Club was the first to crack Apple's TouchID fingerprint lock, a trick replicated by Lookout last September and replicated recently on the  newly iPhone 6. "Sadly there has been little in the way of measurable improvement in the sensor between these two devices," explained Lookout researcher Marc Rogers in a blog post. "Fake fingerprints created using my previous technique were able to readily fool both devices." In the future it may not even require hackers to have physical access to a potential victims’ fingerprints; a further report, also originating in Germany states that it is possible to recreate fingerprints from hi resolution digital photographs. Security researchers claim to have cloned the thumbprint of the German Defence Minister by photographing her hand at a press conference. In a presentation at the annual Chaos Computer Club hacker gathering in Berlin, biometrics specialist Jan Krisller – known in the hacker community as "Starbug" – explained how he'd taken a variety of photographs of Ursula von der Leyen when she gave a press briefing in October. Krisller used a telephoto lens with a focal length of 200mm and took the photographs from six feet away, he said. He then used commercial fingerprint software from Verifinger to map out the contours of the Minister's thumbprint. To get that into something that could be used on a biometric scanner, Krisller employed the same technique he demonstrated at the conference last year, where he successfully defeated Apple's TouchID fingerprint lock. The technique employs digital photographs, flexible materials, and laser printers to create false fingerprints. Krisller said the research inspired him to look at other ways photography might be used to defeat biometric security – for example, to copy the unique iris print of German Chancellor Angela Merkel. Using high-resolution images from her election campaign materials, he said, it was possible to print out an image that might fool a basic iris security scanner. This issue will only become more serious and widespread as very high resolution digital cameras become more widely available. Both market leaders in high end digital photography Canon and Nikon have models with image sensors with 36.3 million pixels in a single image. At this level of potential detail, if a very high quality lens is used, a huge amount of biometric information can be extracted from the image. This is one of those classic laws of unintended consequences. I get a feeling this issue will run and run.

On New Year's Eve afternoon, I was queueing at one of the checkouts in Morrison's. The man in front of me had around a dozen jars of various varieties of pre - made pasta sauce in his trolley. I had to bite my tongue and not say anything. Mass produced pasta sauces are both a culinary abomination and a waste of money - not to say that they also contain a large number of additives. Fresh pasta sauce is so cheap and easy to make that I really cannot understand why someone would pay more for a vastly inferior alternative. Every so often I publish the occasional recipe, and this week is no exception. This is how to make a very basic pasta sauce - I have been using this for years, with very successful results.

Hugh's basic pasta sauce recipe.

Ingredients.

1 can of chopped tomatoes
1 large onion, finely diced
3 - 4 cloves of garlic, finely chopped
2 tablespoons of olive oil
2 teaspoons of dried mixed herbs
1 teaspoon of dried Oregano
3 small Bay leaves
Dash of Worcestershire Sauce.

Method.

Heat the olive oil in a frying pan or wok; add the finely diced onion and cook until it starts to soften, then add the garlic and fry until the onions are translucent. You can then add a generous dash of Worcestershire sauce (it will initially smell overpowering, but will mellow remarkably as it cooks), followed by the tin of chopped tomatoes and the bay leaves. Cook for around ten minutes when the sauce starts to reduce, then add the dried mixed herbs and Oregano, and cook for another five minutes, adding a dash of water if the sauce becomes too dry. Serve with cooked pasta of your choice. You can add chopped mushrooms, sweet peppers, finely chopped carrots or celery to this basic sauce to make it a little more interesting, or even add minced beef before the chopped tomatoes to make a basic Bolognese sauce (I don't subscribe to the theory that Bolognese meat should be a mixture of minced Pork and Beef - firstly this seems too complex for what is essentially an Italian peasant dish, and secondly I am Pork intolerant, and have to avoid all Pig related products). Nevertheless, the basic recipe can be modified as you see fit. It tastes infinitely superior to the shop bought jars, and is far better for you. The raw ingredients also cost a fraction of the factory bought stuff, so what is there not to like? If you would like more details on my recipes, do feel free to drop me a line to hugh.neal@gmail.com - let me know what you think.

Another long running story is that of the Emirates Air Line cable car, (locally nicknamed the Arabfly Dangleway) which Greenwich and Charlton blogger Darryl Chamberlain of the 853 Blog picked up on a couple of weeks ago, when he submitted a Freedom of Information Request to Transport for London in order to discover how many commuters were using the cable car to commute across the River Thames. When the answer came back as “none” he wrote a rather pithy blog posting about the subject that you can read here. Later both the London Evening Standard and now the Daily Mail have picked up on Darryl’s research. The Mail sent a reporter down to the cable car to interview the few hardy souls who were using it, and discovered that with one notable exception the riders were tourists, or people out for a joy ride, rather than people commuting to or from work. This makes sense – the cable car journey is slower and more expensive that using the Jubilee Line tube which is a far more time efficient method of making the same journey – when you are a regular commuter, you want the most painless travel method possible.

You may recall that I have been covering events in respect of the closure of Britain's largest dedicated water play park - the Belvedere Splash Park by Bexley Council. There has been a large and dedicated campaign by local residents to keep the park open; over the last few weeks things have gone very quiet, and I have had messages from several Maggot Sandwich readers asking me if the campaign organisers had given up. This is far from the case, as campaign lead Ian Doherty explained in a recent Email to me:- "The Save Our Splash Park campaign was started in mid-October to fight the decision of the ruling Tory Council to close the 100 year old beloved water park in Belvedere Village. Unfortunately due to work commitments and a rash of family bereavements I've been unable to devote time to the campaign recently but with a New Year it’s a new push. We will be aggressively courting local councillors to try and get them on our side and possibly linking up with the organisation that wants to save the local libraries and well as other interested community groups. For more information please see our Facebook page". Well, that clears up that uncertainty. More on the campaign next week.

Over the last couple of years I have been highlighting technological anniversaries, and this week it is a big one. The first of January 2015 marks the thirtieth anniversary of the first commercial telephone call made on a UK cellular mobile telephone network. The companies we know as Vodafone and O2 today were Racal-Vodafone and Securicor-Cellnet back then; phones were the size of a small suitcase and only did voice calls - no text or apps, let alone any kind of camera or GPS. The two companies had spent the months up to the 1st January launch deadline fighting for cell sites and testing coverage, particularly in London. There was no hint of site-sharing. The services used analogue TACS (Total Access Control System), and later ETACS (Enhanced TACS), as more frequencies became necessary. As mentioned last week, the analogue calls could easily be monitored using a radio scanner - as in the infamous Princess Diana "Squidgygate" tapes. The cellular service was not actually the first mobile phone system available - there was a Carphone Radio service called Band 3, but that was push-to-talk and all calls had to go through an operator to be connected. Calls were limited as was the number of users. You had to go on a waiting list and wait for a subscriber to close an account before you could buy one. It was complex, limited in coverage and extremely expensive. The first modern, cellular call was undertaken by Vodafone's Michael Harrison, the son of former Vodafone Chairman Sir Ernest Harrison, who was the first to test the system, calling his father at midnight on 1 January, 1985. Michael Harrison secretly left his family’s New Year’s Eve party at their home in Surrey in the UK to surprise his father, calling him from London’s Parliament Square. Harrison made the historic call from one of the first mobile devices – a Transportable Vodafone VT1, which weighed 11lb (5kg) and had around 30 minutes of talk time - more on this groundbreaking device in a bit. Harrison recalls that the line was crystal clear, although the excited shouting of New Year’s Eve revellers in London created considerable background noise. As Sir Ernest Harrison answered the phone, Michael said: “Hi Dad. It’s Mike. This is the first-ever call made on a UK commercial mobile network”. Which isn't quite “one small step” but is better than, “Watson come here I want to see you". The official press launch was held days later at St Katherine’s Dock in London where Vodafone had hired comedian Ernie Wise make the first public mobile phone call. Wise brought the same transportable device to St Katherine’s Dock in London in a 19th century mail coach, using one of the oldest forms of communications – sending a letter – to highlight the speed and convenience of these new mobile phones. Ernie Wise’s call was received at the original Vodafone headquarters, where a handful of employees were based in an office above an Indian restaurant in Newbury, Berkshire. Heavy and cumbersome, the first generation of mobile phones were sold in the UK from 1984 – before the first products were even available and before the network was officially live. Such was the demand for a fully portable, cellular phone that more than two thousand orders had been taken by the Vodafone sales team before Michael Harrison made his call from Parliament Square. By the end of 1985, over twelve thousand devices had been sold. Very soon afterwards a good friend of mine got given a VT1 portable TACS phone by his then employer, British Telecom. The phone was so powerful that when he made trips to the Carrefour Hypermarket in Calais, he could call his Mum to find out what she wanted him to buy, connecting via the British mobile phone cell in Dover (there was no international mobile roaming back in those days). The video below is a modern take on a period commercial that has been made by Vodafone to commemorate their 30th anniversary as a mobile phone service provider. See if you can spot the mistake - the girl walking a dog and using a VT1 unit would not have been able to make or receive a call, as there is no antenna connected to the bulky transceiver unit! Feel free to leave a comment below, or Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com.