Showing posts with label Danson Park. Show all posts
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Sunday, May 31, 2020

Death trap.


I took the photos above (click on either to see a larger version) on Monday afternoon; the great weather at the time made the view over Erith Riverside Gardens and the River Thames look particularly attractive. The small number of people using the gardens were socially distancing themselves in a responsible manner. 

The Co-Operative Society has strong roots in the Erith area. A co-operative shop was opened in Erith in 1868 by Sir William Anderson of Easton and Anderson engineering. The shop unfortunately soon failed, as it refused to give credit, and was patronised mainly by the emerging middle classes, for whom it was not intended.  1868 also saw a much more successful launch of the Royal Arsenal Co-Operative Society at Woolwich. By 1881 they had extended the delivery of bread and groceries into Erith. On the 30th March 1882, a co-op branch store, costing £1,225 was opened on the corner of Manor Road and what is now James Watt Way. A reading room was provided on the first floor by the society's education committee, and supplied newspapers and periodicals for public use. In 1887 this was extended to form a purpose built district library, with a budget of a whole £30 to purchase books. Over the years the trade increased with the surge in growth of the local population, to the point came where the building was not large enough, and new premises were constructed in 1893. It was not very long until this co-operative library fell into disuse, when the Andrew Carnegie sponsored public library in Walnut Tree Road opened in 1906. Records show that the co-operative library had some strange rules in respect of their employees. The first manager of the Manor Road based library was a Mr. James Hall, who had left school at the age of eleven. He was soon promoted to General Manager on the condition that he got married within three months of the appointment! He eventually got spliced four months after his appointment, but this was deemed to be near enough for his employers. Hall eventually rose to become General Manager of the RACS from 1902 until his retirement in 1918.


I came across the advert above in an old map of Erith that I have had for absolutely ages. It was old when I was given it. Hedley Mitchell was the largest and by far the most important shop in the old Victorian Erith town centre. It was the towns' department store, and as large and grand as Hides in Bexleyheath. Many older local residents recall Hedley Mitchell with great affection. The store had a very high reputation for formal service. It was the first building to be demolished when work began to create the new (and subsequently much hated) brutalist concrete shopping centre in 1966. In fact the first act of demolition was carried out by the then Deputy Mayor, Councillor Mrs M Barron, ceremoniously smashed the window of Hedley Mitchell's store to mark the commencement of the demolition of Erith Town Centre to make way for redevelopment. As a consequence, all the existing Victorian buildings were lost. With hindsight, this was a terrible mistake - the existing town centre should have been sympathetically restored. I gather that this was considered, but would have cost too much money; instead they built a relatively cheap but undeniably ugly replacement out of bare concrete. I don't know anyone who had a good word to say about it. Consequently a lot of businesses upped sticks and moved to Bexleyheath or Northumberland Heath, and it is only now, over fifty years later that much of the social and economic damage is being put right. The current Erith Riverside Shopping Centre is actually a very clever redesign of the much hated sixties structure, rather than a ground up new build, but it has been done with taste and sensitivity - something entirely missing in the original, which was a smelly and soulless concrete monstrosity, detested by all.


Following my article last week about the number of traffic accidents happening in and around the junction of Danson Road and Park View Road, directly outside of the main entrance to Danson Park, I have been contacted by the same local resident, with a photo of a further accident. The correspondent, who wishes to remain anonymous, writes:- "Well, I couldn't believe when on the 24th at about 10.30pm, I heard an almighty, 'boom!' - looking outside was the smoking wreckage of a car that appeared to have been unaware of the interchange and smashed into the central reservation, then into the pavement.  This, only 2 days since the last accident.  Both incidents seemed to involve youngsters.  I wonder if alcohol was involved as there appeared to be friends of the involved coming out of the park? I think you will agree that this accident looks worse than the last one. I hope that no one was waiting to cross the road at the central reservation at the time". Have you had any experiences regarding this very dangerous road junction that some local residents are now referring to as a death trap? Email me with your details to hugh.neal@gmail.com in confidence. 


Pac-Man, the biggest arcade game of all time, turned 40 years old last week. Released by the Japanese company Namco on May the 22nd, 1980, Pac-Man was like nothing else at the time. At a time when Space Invaders and Asteroids and other games with abstracted, monochrome graphics ruled the arcade, Pac-Man offered a striking, cartoonish design with an appealing central character. It revolved around eating, not shooting; and it was designed to appeal to young women and couples, not spotty nerks in anoraks (although they all played it too). The colourful design and unique collect-the-dots maze gameplay—plus the wonderful tension of running away from those ghosts, then scrambling to eat them once you got a power pellet—made Pac-Man almost instantly addictive, eating ten pence pieces as rapaciously as its protagonist swallowed pixels. By one count, Namco sold 400,000 Pac-Man machines, head and shoulders above anything that had come before, or since. And it is still highly playable and popular in a way its contemporaries are not—few people are paying for Asteroids or Space Invaders updates today, but Namco Bandai still makes and sells variations on Pac-Man on every platform imaginable. Pac-Man’s ubiquity was our first indication that games were about to become the dominant entertainment medium of the information age. (It also arguably marked the beginning of Japan’s impending pop-cultural invasion of the rest of the world, even if players at the time didn't know where it came from.)

Here is an account, which was written back in 1983, of how local man Bob Shrimpton spent much of World War II:- "During the war, being employed in what was known as a ‘reserved occupation’, I enlisted (a euphemism – I had no choice) in the 56th Battalion Home Guard disrespectfully known as Dads’ Army. I became a private first class in No. 1 Platoon A Company. Platoon HQ was in a tin hut at the rear of the Belvedere Social Club in Nuxley Road and Company H.Q. was in a villa, long since demolished, which stood on the corner of Woolwich Road and Essenden Road. At the time I joined full kit and weapons were available. Most of the platoon rode bicycles to parades with full kit including army boots, a greatcoat in winter and a .303 rifle slung across the shoulders. It took a lot of practise to mount and dismount. If one ran with the bike and cocked ones leg over the saddle too hurriedly, the weight of all this equipment could hurl one flat on the ground. As in Dads’ Army we had our characters who could obtain anything for you - at a price. There was a slit trench in the front garden at Essenden Road and a sentry was supposed to jump into this when an air-raid was in progress. One night it poured with rain nearly all night. A raid was on and the duty sentry was trying to keep dry in the trench whilst some of us were in the house porch watching the raid. Suddenly there was a great agonising howl of rage. The rainwater had burst through the sand bags around the top of the trench and poured straight down the back of the sentry’s trousers! Once a month we did sentry duty at Battalion H.Q. in the mansion that once stood at the corner of Bexley Road and Park Crescent. ( The original Battalion Commanding Officer was Lt. Col. Briggs and later LT. Col. Tobin. Military exercises were held from time to time with other platoons. Our platoon Commander was Lt. Butler and his second in command was Lt. Shirras, who was the manager of Reeson’s Chemist in the Erith High Street. I remember one summer’s evening Lt. Shirras leading his section stealthily down Clive Road towards the enemy, with his revolver at the ready, when a hoard of youngsters burst upon us whooping and urging us on with shouts of ‘Go it Mr. Get ‘em’. etc. The Lieutenant’s blackened face turned a shade blacker as he shouted ‘-----off you b------ kids.’ He really was an officer and a gentleman though. We held manoeuvres on Belvedere Marshes taking us right through the gypsy encampment. I remember lying in delicious terror by the side of the line near Belvedere railway station with my bayonet a few inches from the live rail whilst trains sped by. One weekend was spent on night manoeuvres at Mount Mascal in North Cray, under the care of the Scots Guards. The night was so dark that it seemed superfluous to blacken one’s face. In fact, because of lack of visibility, our officer lost his platoon! I had been appointed runner, which meant I had to stick to the officer in case he wanted me to take a message – where to, goodness only knows! The officer walked along North Cray Road looking for his platoon when he sensed, rather than saw, a blackened face peering from a hedge, whereupon the following short conversation took place. Officer: ‘Is that No. 1 platoon?’ Blackened Face: ‘Sorry Sir. No, we are the enemy.’ We fired .303 rifles and Lewis guns on a range in the sand-pits right next to Birch Walk. The recruits were always the best shots. One of our platoon worked in the Woolwich Arsenal. He wangled a Sunday morning visit to the small arms proof ranges. There we were, large as life, marching in full kit inside the grounds. It was a different world inside – haystacks, cows grazing etc. We shot at 500 yard range (not at the cows) and we took it in turns to don little waist-coats and mark the shots at the targets. One was supposed to check on the field telephone that the men firing had ceased firing. Something went amiss and as we walked to the targets a bullet sped over our heads fortunately not hitting anyone". Comments to me at hugh.neal@gmail.com.

It never ceases to amaze me how concepts and technology originally created as plot devices in science fiction soon become reality. In my opinion, the biggest contributor to this phenomenon has got to be the original 1960's series of Star Trek. Mobile phones, tablet computers, and the 3.5” floppy disk are all devices inspired directly from the original classic TV show. Scientists are now saying that warp drive is theoretically possible, even if we are a huge way off being able to build a starship using warp technology. In essence, a warp drive will exploit a loophole in the law of the speed of light (nothing can travel faster than the speed of light in a vacuum). Instead of trying to move the ship ever faster, requiring greater and greater input of energy, the warp drive turn the problem on its’ head. Instead of trying to go faster, the warp drive distorts space/time around the starship; in effect the ship remains stationary whilst the  space in front of the ship is contracted, and the space behind the ship is expanded – basically the universe moves around the ship. The concept for a real life warp drive was suggested in 1994 by a Mexican physicist Miguel Alcubierre, however subsequent calculations revealed that his design would consume prohibitive amounts of energy. Recently physicists have re – examined the calculations, and have discovered a method of redesigning the warp generator to run on significantly less energy, and bringing it back from science fiction and into the realm of (theoretical) science. An Alcubierre warp drive would involve an American football shaped spacecraft attached to a large ring encircling it. This ring, potentially made of exotic matter, would cause space-time to warp around the starship, creating a region of contracted space in front of it and expanded space behind. Meanwhile, the starship itself would stay inside a bubble of flat space-time that wasn't being warped at all. Everything within space is restricted by the speed of light.  The really amazing  thing is space-time, the actual fabric of space, is not limited by the speed of light, and can be warped. With this concept, the spacecraft would be able to achieve an effective speed of about 10 times the speed of light, all without breaking the cosmic speed limit. This is all very well in theory, but some absolutely staggering advances in engineering and materials technology will need to be made before this ever approaches practicality. Having said that, it is very cool indeed.


Now for the weekly local safety and security updates from Bexley Borough Neighbourhood Watch Association. Firstly the report from Barnehurst ward:- "Barnehurst Ward has suffered on non-residential burglary at Parkside Parade, Northend Road. The Incident occurred on Thursday 21/05/2020 and was targeted twice in one day. The first time was at approximately 1700 hours and the second time was sometime after midnight. A dark blue Ford transit Connect is believed to be involved on both occasions. Entry was gained via the rear of the property. Goods from the shop were taken on both occasions. CCTV footage has been obtained therefore investigations are ongoing. The team have been responding to calls in relation to residents not adhering to Government's guidelines. Please do not have family and friends round and stick to the guidelines". Belvedere ward:- "During these days of continued testing times the Belvedere Safer Neighbourhood Team continue to patrol the ward both in plain clothes and High visibility form in order to keep residents of the ward safe and any potential criminals away. On Sunday 24th May and in conjunction with other teams on the borough we were able to apprehend and arrest an offender who had been wanted by Police for over 3 years. After complex intel and research this male was traced to an address on the Belvedere ward and was finally apprehended after a dawn raid. He has now been safely returned to her Majesty's pleasure where he will complete his original prison sentence for the next 4 months. With the hot weather now approaching and almost at touching distance a gentle reminder please to continue observing the social distance guidelines. It can become very easy to get carried away with the moment but please do remember about gathering in large groups in parks and open spaces. The guidance states that you can sit in a park but it must only be with persons in your household or at most one person from a different household". Bexleyheath ward:-"Between Thursday 21/05/20 and Friday 22/05/20 – Lidl Bexleyheath – vehicle broken into, work tools stolen. Saturday 23/05/20 - WJ King Bexleyheath – Theft of petrol. Monday 25/05/20 – Lidl Bexleyheath – Public Order offence. We have a very low crime rate again this week which is great news". Crayford ward:- "We have good news to report that there has been no reported burglaries or attempted burglaries, which I believe was the same from last week. Lets hope this continues to stay this way. A theft from motor vehicle was reported on the Wednesday 20/05/2020 along Perry Street at about 13:30 hrs, tools were taken from the back of a van. On the Wednesday 20/05/20 a trailer was stolen from the rear driveway of a shop along Crayford Way. Tools were used to cut the trailer free, incident had occurred at about 19:40hrs. There was report of a criminal damage at Hall Place Bourne Road. Gates had been damaged and there was signs of nitrous oxide canisters also used at the location. This incident had taken place over night from the Tuesday 19/05/20 from about 9 pm until 7:30 am the following day. Just wanted to say Thank You to everyone who continually follow the government guidelines and also for people to continue to help and support one other". Erith ward:-"This week the team has been out on the bikes covering some patrols around Thamesmead, Northumberland Heath as well as Erith. All open spaces patrolled as well as shops in Erith. You can check out our daily bike mapping patrols on out twitter. Crimes of note from the last week. Theft from Motor Vehicle – Erith Park. Theft from Motor Vehicle – Compton Place. No other crimes of note, no burglaries and while there was still 2 Theft from MVs this is down from the 5+ last week. A number of weapon sweeps across Erith have taken place, nothing found. Due to staff numbers this week we have been doing some extra patrols around Northumberland and Northend. Plain clothing patrols across Erith have also been carried out".


Northumberland Heath ward:- "Two drug warrants were executed simultaneously on Wednesday 20/05/20 within Northumberland Heath and Slade Green. A small quantity of cannabis was found which resulted in a community resolution. Weapons were also found in the inside the second property. The team have been working hard with Bexley ASB Team and have been able to install a CCTV camera on Streamway, Erith. Residents have also provided police pictures of local youths causing anti-social behaviour and drug dealing. The team have identified these suspects and have been completing home visits on the individuals. Work is also being completed on serving CPNWs. Six positive stop and searches completed on Steamway, Erith this week with help from neighbouring wards. Officers completed a foot chase in the Northumberland Heath Recreation Ground park on Thursday 21/05/20 which resulted in a male being transported to Bexleyheath Police Station for a strip search and was found to be in possession of cannabis. Also last week there was a fight in the park involving a large group of youths. Response Officers attended the incident and the suspect was identified by the victim and was arrested. There has been reports of youths congregating in the Alleyways of Belmont Road and youths causing ASB and vandalising parked vehicles on Brook Street. These reports are not being reported correctly and victims of crimes need to be contacting 101 to make the local policing team aware . Officers will complete patrols around these hotspot areas. Also great news the team will be getting a new DWO Constable on the 1st June". Slade Green and Northend ward:- "A vehicle was stolen by means of burglary overnight on Tuesday 26 and Wednesday 27 May in Cedar Road. The victim had not locked their UPVC Door by lifting the handle and turning the key, they just shit the door and put the chain on showing how easy it is for someone to gain entry. Also, a passport, mobile phone and cash were all left in the car when it was stolen. Please always ensure your doors are locked correctly and no valuables are left in your vehicle at any time. Please continue to follow government guidelines in regards where we are with lockdown restrictions etc. The team are patrolling as and where we can, when we can so thanks to everyone who is following the guidelines". Thamesmead East ward:- "No Burglaries this week. Vehicle Crime. Maran Way Sunday 17/5/20 between 4pm – 2:20 pm Thurs 21/5/20 Suspect/s have removed both front and rear number plates and replaced with plates from another vehicle. Leatherbottle Green Wednesday 20/5/20 9:50 am Victim stated while at their home address a loud grinding noise was emanating from the front of the property. Looking out from the first floor window victim could see a suspect standing by the front nearside of their vehicle and another suspect underneath. Victim called out from the window and both suspects made off with catalytic converter.. Kale Road. Thursday 21/5/20 between 3pm – 12 noon Fri 22/5/20 Victim states rear number plate stolen by suspect/s unknown". West Heath ward:- "Two motor vehicle crimes of note this week: Theft of a purse containing credit cards and cash in Berkeley Avenue between Sunday 17/05/20 16.00 – Thursday 21/05/2020. Theft of a grey transit van in Glenview on Tuesday 26/05/20 at approximately 14.40pm. One arrest for theft of goods".

The end video this week features some excellent drone footage shot over the River Thames, showing Erith Pier and the surrounding areas. I must apologise on behalf of the content creator; despite some excellent visuals, the videographer has chosen to add some extremely irritating and completely unnecessary music to the piece. I would suggest that you watch the video with the sound muted.

Sunday, November 12, 2017

Back where they belong.


The photos above (click on any for a larger version) show the ongoing construction of the new apartment blocks and town houses on the site of the former Riverside Swimming Baths site, overlooking the Erith Riverside Gardens. The bottom of the three shows an artist's impression of what the development will look like when it is finally completed. The development is on behalf of the London and Quadrant Housing Association. I must admit that the apartment block does look somewhat taller than the artist's impression that was published back in February 2015. London and Quadrant have not advertised the new development yet, but I feel that the apartments and houses will sell very well when they are put on the market. The development has a lot going for it; amazing views of the Riverside Gardens and across the River Thames and into South Essex. It is in close proximity to Erith Railway Station, the main bus terminus, and of course Erith Riverside Shopping Centre. More on this as the development nears completion.

Radio Caroline started test transmissions on their new licenced frequency of 648 kHz in the Medium Wave band yesterday afternoon.  They will be broadcasting with an ERP of one thousand Watts to Suffolk and Norfolk, but with that much power and a clear channel, the signal can be recieved locally even on a relatively cheap portable radio. Early reception reports indicate the signal is getting into Northern France, Germany and parts of Poland; I expect it will not be long before the transmisisons are received in Scandinavia. If you would like to submit a reception report to the station's engineering team, then you can do so by clicking here. Personally I am glad to hear Radio Caroline back where she belongs on Medium Wave. If you want to see photos of my time on Radio Caroline out at sea on the radio ship Ross Revenge, back in 1989 and 1990, you can click here. Do feel free to leave a comment below, or Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com.

I have recently watched the BBC 1 TV series "Gunpowder" - about the 1605 Gunpowder Plot. It was an enjoyable, if somewhat graphic account of the well - known story, and it featured American actress Liv Tyler in the role of Anne Vaux, who historically had close ties to the local area. Erith is thought by some historians from Bexley Local Studies and Archive Centre to have played a pivotal role in The Gunpowder Plot; they indicated that their research showed that in the summer of 1605, Erith Manor House, which was located on what is now Erith High Street, was rented under a pseudonym by Anne Vaux, the daughter of Lord William Vaux, the head of one of the wealthiest and most prominent Catholic families in the country at the time. Anne Vaux was known to arrange for safe houses to be made available for Catholic priests to hide up and hold underground church services – Catholics were widely persecuted in England at the time. Erith Manor House was considered an ideal location for Robert Catesby, Guy Fawkes and the other plotters against the King to hide up, as it had, according to Catesby “a secluded but convenient location” on the banks of the Thames, which had the added benefit of offering an easy escape route by boat, should the situation arise. What the plotters did not realise was that the intelligence service of the time was aware of them – spymaster Sir Anthony Standen, first assistant to Sir Francis Walsingham, who was then head of the English Secret Service, working directly for King James I, had broken up a plot (The Bye Plot – click here for more details) eighteen months before hand, and was now acutely aware that other Catholic activists had designs on the life of the Protestant monarch. Sir Anthony had informants all over the place, and soon became aware of the small group of men who were acting very suspiciously in and around Erith. Several of the plotters had also been seen in a number of taverns in Southwark, and it is possible that they were followed back to Erith, where their safe house was then discovered. When agents subsequently raided the house, the conspirators had already made their escape, and the place was deserted. Some of this is extrapolation from verified facts – it is certain that Anne Vaux did indeed rent Erith Manor House using the cover name Mrs Perkins, though it is not certain the Gunpowder Plotters did use it as their primary base of operations – there may well have been an underground church in the house, which in itself would have aroused suspicion. Unfortunately there is no opportunity for Erith Manor House to become a tourist attraction, as it was demolished in the 19th century after falling into a state of disrepair. Personally I find it very unlikely that the Gunpowder Plotters would have used Erith as a main base of operations; Nobility and the wealthy would stand out like a sore thumb in the Erith of 1605, which, much like now was inhabited by working people who back then were mainly involved in trade on the River Thames and fishing. If the plotters wanted to keep a low profile, expensively dressed strangers appearing in Erith would not be a very intelligent idea, as they would not have fitted in with the locals. Tying up a purebred, high quality horse outside an inn in Erith back then would have been the equivalent of parking a Ferrari outside of The Running Horses in Erith High Street nowadays - people would most definitely notice, and tongues would wag.

I had planned to publish the following piece last week, but due to space considerations, I have had to hold it over to this issue. Guest author Doreen Ives, the Chair of the Friends of Christ Church Erith writes:- "If you didn’t come to the Friends of Christ Church Quiz Night on 21st October you missed a treat.  Everyone who came along had a really enjoyable time.  The questions were very varied and certainly sufficiently diverse for most of us to be able to tackle many of them.  Jim Bennett came along with a team from St Augustine Slade Green to show continued solidarity with The Friends and he generously did a “Stand up Bingo” which generated £99. Erith and Thamesmead Member of Parliament Teresa Pearce, our Patron came along with her team intent on defending their place as current holders of the trophy but it was not to be and the Kids Club group together with Simon our Curate were the winners. They took home sweets and the grand trophy which they will have to take turns in displaying proudly at home.  The group who decided to “hold up the rest of the field”, won jam doughnuts which I sincerely hope they thoroughly enjoyed. Overall with the extended raffle, the evening resulted in £1,320 for the Friends of Christ Church funds which is a great start to our appeal to provide much needed toilet and kitchen facilities in our Church. We will of course make a donation to the Hall Committee for the use of the hall. A special “thank you” to our generous supporters both individuals and businesses who provided all the raffle prizes, to the quiz masters who gave their services completely free of charge, to those who organised and set up the event and all those who helped with clearing the hall at the end of the evening. We have now had some preliminary drawings of the facilities we are proposing to install in the West Porch which we will be sending to the Diocese to get their comments and we will keep you up to date with our progress. If you didn’t participate this time but would like to know more about Friends of Christ Church Erith or perhaps become a “Friend” then please pick up one of our leaflets in Church or visit our website here".


An interesting development has occurred in the fight against the illegal moped gangs; in the early hours of Tuesday morning, Police chased and intercepted a stolen moped with two un – helmeted youths on board. This happened in Eastern Way, Thamesmead. The pillion passenger on the moped ran away as soon as the Police car approached, and the rider then tried to make an escape. The Police then carried out a “tactical stop” on the moped and rider. The rider was injured during this operation, and the Police took him to hospital, where he is reported to be in a serious condition. As is customary in such a situation, the incident has been reported to The Independent Police Complaints Commission who have launched an independent investigation. The timing of the interception is very interesting; it is well known that some of the illegal bikers are heavily involved in the local drugs business – it is highly likely that the moped rider and passenger were on their way to, or returning from a drugs deal. What other reason would they have for being out at around 1.30 on a cold and wet Tuesday morning? They would normally be tucked up in bed with cannabis and their X-Box. What is very instructive about this incident is the feedback from members of the public on the News Shopper website. It is unsurprising that comments are unanimously in support of the Police, and anti the illegal bikers.  Typical reader comments include:- “Pity the police don't use this tactical stop more often. Might make the little feral rats think twice. No sympathy whatsoever”, “If you fail to stop when asked to by the police then you have only yourself to blame for any consequences”, “I was in Bexleyheath last night at 8 o'clock and 4 scallywags on 2 quads and 2 idiots on a bike without helmets were tearing up the pedestrianised area of the Broadway. See these all the time around North Heath but they are getting ridiculous now. I truly have no sympathy with this story and would have quite happily stood and laughed had they have fallen off last night and very badly injured themselves. May even have taken a selfie... They are obviously inbred toe rags and am sure this is just the tip of the antisocial behaviour scale that they undertake”, “Good that will teach them a lesson. I am fed up with these scumbags carrying out crime and causing a nuisance on South East London’s streets. If you have got nothing to hide and you are not wanted or doing something illegal, then why run?”. There are many other similar comments – you can read the entire thread by clicking here. I just hope this case does not discourage the Police from carrying out more tactical stops in the future; I am sure that I am far from alone in wishing they would do this kind of thing on a regular basis – that way A) the number of illegal bikers would be reduced by putting them in hospital or in the mortuary, and B) any youths thinking of becoming a moped criminal would be discouraged by the short and painful lifestyle the occupation had. What do you think? Leave a comment below, or send me an Email to hugh.neal@gmail.com.


Christmas is almost upon us; the surest indicator of this is that plans are being finalised for this year’s Christmas Tree Festival in Christ Church Erith. This annual event brings in visitors from all over the region; last year there were people visiting from as far away as Milton Keynes! The event raises money for the Greenwich and Bexley Community Hospice and Christ Church. This year there will be some new additions to the festival, including seasonal food and drink, and some new exterior lighting to the Grade II* listed church building. Some faces that have become familiar to many locals over the last year will be making an appearance, and the event should be bigger and better than ever. The dates for the Christmas Tree Festival this year are as follows:- Friday 15th December - Open 12noon - 7pm. Saturday 16th December - Open 10am - 7pm Christmas Fair 10am - 2pm (in the church hall).  Musical Concert - Starting at 7pm.  Sunday 17th December. Open 12noon - 5pm. Carol Service by Christmas tree light - 6.30pm. You can find further details of the event, along with photos from previous years on the brand new Christ Church Erith Christmas Tree Festival website here.

Now for the weekly local safety and security updates from Bexley Borough Neighbourhood Watch Association.  Firstly a report from Barnehurst ward:- "After A busy Halloween, we had an extremely quiet firework period with absolutely no Anti Social Behaviour reported across the ward and very little across the Borough. We did unfortunately have a burglary reported in Northall Road, On Saturday 4th November at 2.56am suspects entered an address via the front UPVC door and stole car keys for a BMW X4 registration number YK16 FTN On entering the venue the alarm started to bleep alerting the occupiers who were asleep upstairs, they came downstairs to find the BMW being driven off their drive. Please make sure that any UPVC door is secured properly, it is only secure if double locked, Lift the handle and lock with a key. It will only takes a burglar a matter of seconds to open a door that is not locked securely. The burglary in Northall Road took less than 30 seconds from entering the venue to driving away with the car. Please see the Metropolitan police web page for relevant up to date crime prevention advice - https://www.met.police.uk/crime-prevention/residential-burglary/. Please join the a member of the team on Thursday 16th November at 1pm at Barnehurst Golf Course to discuss any local concerns that you may have. As always, please follow us on Twitter @MPSBarnehurst to find out what the team have been up to". Belvedere ward:- "The team held a crime prevention surgery at the Co-op, Nuxley Road on 01/11/2017. We opted to hold our surgery here due to the high footfall, while the venue also has suffered from shoplifting. We will be holding more surgeries at this venue in coming weeks to increase police presence and hopefully combat this issue. We have been working closely with the staff in the Co-op and they are now displaying images of wanted offenders in the store. We are hopeful that this approach will primarily lead to more successful prosecutions, however it may also have an effect on the criminals themselves as they may be more reluctant to attend these stores. We have been working later shifts than normal over recent weeks. This has been in part due to ‘Autumn Nights’, Halloween and Guy Fawkes, however we have also chosen other days so we can look at late night anti-social behaviour around the ward responding to recent reports such as street drinkers in Picardy Street. There were no groups acting in an anti-social manner on those days. On 04/11/2017 we held a street briefing with residents around Nuxley Road. We discussed their main concerns as nearby residents as well as what we were looking to do to combat such issues. The main concern was youths on bicycles using the area for tricks such as wheelies. While holding the street briefing youths were in the area riding and were pointed out to us as being those causing the issues. We spoke with the youths, some of whom we have had previous dealings, and we obtained their details. The parent of one youth was present during the meeting and was able to encourage the group to speak with the residents and police. This allowed all parties to speak with one another openly and truthfully. The team will be looking to conduct home visits and speak with parents around their children’s behaviour". Brampton ward:- "Unfortunately we have had 3 Burglaries on the ward Rydal Drive , suspects entered by an unknown place but were disturbed and left with nothing , Brampton Road rear window access cash and jewellery stolen this was in a cast iron safe but not bolted to the wall or floor, and Long Lane also suspects entered by rear window and cash taken Theft of a motor vehicle in Hudson Road a suspect has been named for this and investigation is ongoing. Theft from a motor vehicle in Pickford Lane, suspect has opened the passenger door and taken a bag of cash on the seat whilst the victim was in the driving seat. Theft from a person in Pickford lane victim had mobile phone stolen from hand by an unknown on a moped. Theft of a pedal cycle in Percy Road victim has left there cycle unattended whilst visiting the shops on return the cycle is missing , investigation ongoing. Criminal damage to a motor vehicle in Cannon Road side of vehicle damaged by unknown person. Please follow us on Twitter : @MPSBrampton Please continue to send me in your email addresses. Over the autumn nights we had very little ASB on the ward and Fireworks night went off without incident". Christchurch ward:- "We have sadly had 2 burglaries this week. 4/11/17 between 1600 – 1800 Hansol Road cash stolen and entry through conservatory by forcing doors; 4/11/17 between 1630 – 2230 Martin Rise nothing has been stolen entry through forced conservatory doors; 7/11/17 at approximately 1230 Attempted Burglary Woolwich Road use of card to try and force door open, entry not gained. If anyone has any information relating to these incidents please contact 101. 2/11/17 Criminal Damage to vehicle parked in the surface car park by Sainsbury’s Bexleyheath, paint sprayed over bonnet and down side of vehicle – if anyone has witnessed this or has information please contact 101; 4/11/17 Unfortunately there has been another purse theft from an elderly person on the Broadway, please ensure that purses are tucked away and if withdrawing cash from banks go straight home, and split money rather than having a large amount in one purse/bag. There has been anti - social behaviour in the area at the weekend with fireworks being let off inappropriately. A couple of these incidents happened on the Broadway after school hours on Friday and the incidents are being looked into using Body Worn Cameras by Officers and CCTV". Colyers ward:- "There were two reported burglaries on Colyers Ward between 26th October 2017 and 7th November 2017. There was also one reported theft of motor vehicle during the same period. On 31/10/17 at about 1900 hours the victim indicated that he was walking to the shops when saw four mopeds leaving an alleyway (‘Alleyway 35’) off Frinstead Road Erith. The riders all had dark clothing and their faces concealed. The four mopeds had no registration numbers. The victim then instinctively went to inspect his garage where he keeps his motor bike. He discovered that his garage door had been damaged. It appeared that thieves were trying break into his garage but were unsuccessful. The victim has very good locks on the garage door so the suspects tried to unhinge the door itself. The victim then went to look at his CCTV which is pointing directly at his garage. He saw the suspects all in dark clothing trying to break in but left having failed to open the garage door. The resident of a residential home in Selkirk Drive Erith Kent had their TV stolen. The informant is unsure of the exact date and the model of TV. A victim’s bike was parked on the drive outside the address on 30/10/17, a resident saw two males turn up on a black moped with no number plate displayed. Both slim build males, aged 15-20, one wearing all black and one wearing a khaki hoody. They have stolen the bike off the drive, the bike is a Daelim 125, and maroon in colour, registration number LF03 CFM. The suspects drove off in the direction of Eversley Avenue. About 5 minutes later they have both returned on the black moped and were paying interest to another bike parked on the same drive, a potential witness saw the suspects and the two males made off in the direction of Colyers Lane". Crayford ward:- "We are aware that bogus callers and distraction burglars are in the area in the last few weeks and appear to be targeting the elderly and vulnerable. They are using excuses such as water leaks in the property above, underground leaks. Descriptions of them vary, accents are described as local, Irish and "put on" posh. A bogus caller may be smartly dressed and claim to be from the council, the police, health organisations or water, gas or electricity companies. They can be convincing and persuasive. Please use door chains, check all ID very carefully. If there is any doubt about the caller, keep them out. A genuine caller will not mind being asked to wait while their details are verified. A black VW was stolen from outside 65 Ridgeway overnight on the 8/11/2017. There have been three theft from motor vehicles in the last week. On Monday 6/11/2017 at 15.12 a black bag was stolen from a vehicle parked at Bookers Cash and Carry in Thames Road, the vehicle window was smashed, the bag contained cash, a cheque book, bank statements and personal shopping. Number plates were stolen from a vehicle parked outside 50 Crayford Road overnight between 22.30 on 02/11/2017 and 07.00 on 03/11/2017. A rear number plate was stolen from a vehicle parked near McDonalds on Thursday 02/11/2017 between 13.00-14.00. A burglary took place on Saturday 04/11/2017 at 17.30 in Heath Road. A safe was stolen containing a significant amount of cash, jewellery, watches and passports. This has had a significant impact on the family as they were at home when it happened. On Wednesday 01/11/2017 between 19.15 and 19.33 there was a business burglary in Iron Mill Lane. The business is run from a home address and clothing valued at £10k was stolen. Again this had had a significant impact on the victim and their family". Lesnes Abbey ward:- "Good news - Following research by PC Telfer, a male was arrested for failing to surrender to a Crown Court in the Midlands for the offence of GBH. Burglaries - No residential or non residential burglaries. Motor vehicle crime - Between the hours of 07:00 pm on Monday 06/11/17 and 14:00 pm on Tuesday 07/11/17. Theft of Motor Vehicle occurred in Hallifield Drive". North End ward:- "We have had 6 Theft From Motor vehicles reported in the last week. They have happened in various locations across the during daytime and night time hours so there is no set pattern. Please please ensure that you remove all valuables from your vehicles when you park. Please ask family members and friends etc who are visiting to also remove their handbags, sat navs etc even if they are just popping round for a quick visit. We will let you know of our next vehicle crime prevention stall when we get the date and location. On Wednesday we discovered a pirate radio station set up on the top of Cobham House. The equipment was seized by us and will be disposed of accordingly. Late patrols were carried out last Friday and Saturday evening but we witnessed no real issues with any ASB relating to fireworks. On Sunday we assisted our Belvedere colleagues in policing the Sikh Guru Nanak parade through Belvedere and Erith. The event went smoothly with many attendees in bright colours with plenty of music, food and demonstrations by the Sikh community on their special celebration day". Northumberland Heath ward:- "It’s been another good week, as we have had a very low number of crimes reported in Northumberland Heath. On three days, we had no reported crimes at all. Unfortunately at this time of the year, the number of burglaries met wide usually increase and we have had two ourselves in the last week. One in Little Heath Road and one in Parsonage Manor Way. On both occasions the front door of the property has been forced open. The team have been out patrolling the ward and have been following up on reports of Anti Social Behaviour (ASB). We have also been dealing with the breach of a Criminal Behaviour Order (CBO) by a local youth and have been liaising with the Council and Erith school in relation to identifying youths seen causing ASB, for home visits to be completed in the upcoming week". Thamesmead East ward:- "One burglary to report this week, which occurred on the 29th October, between 3 and 6pm, Chadwick Way. Entry gained via forcing the front door, TV and computer games stolen. On Friday 4th November, the team arrested a male, who was wanted by Nottingham Crown Court for GBH. On Sunday 5th November, two males were arrested after being discovered to be in possession of suspected Class A drugs, enquiries on going. Later in the evening a male was arrested, Manor Way, for Possession with intent to supply Cannabis, again enquiries are on ongoing. (Great work)".

The ending video this week is some excellent high definition drone footage taken during the recent Danson Park fireworks display, which was organised and run by Welling Round Table.

Sunday, April 23, 2017

The Kentish Belle.


The photo above (click on it for a larger version) shows the former Port of London Authority hut next to the recently repaired wooden jetty adjacent to Erith Riverside Gardens. As regular readers will be aware, I have been calling for this to be put to some constructive use for several years. The hut has been empty and unused for over a decade. It has drainage, running fresh water and electricity, and I had suggested that it would make an ideal substation for the RNLI. My suggestions have not been taken up, but the hut has recently come back into productive use. The hut is now used as a rest point for local bus drivers between shifts. They use the hut to put their feet up and have a cup of tea during their legally required rest breaks. It is not quite the outcome that I had anticipated, but the hut is being used, which to my mind is a very good thing. I also noticed that the new mini bushes have now been planted in the Riverside Gardens, and these will hopefully look really good in a few months’ time. I do have concerns that the bushes may suffer due to the recent lack of rain. Hopefully they will get watered from time to time. FORGE (the Friends of Riverside Gardens Erith) have been instrumental in obtaining and planting the new bushes.

Yesterday morning there was a very serious assault that took place at the junction of Bilton Road and Manor Road in Erith; a man was stabbed in the head, and suffered life threatening injuries. Details of the case are still sketchy, but the London Air Ambulance was called to take the victim to hospital, and a man in his thirties was arrested by the Police. I understand that he was found in possession of a knife, and has been charged with GBH. Anyone who witnessed the incident or has any information is asked to contact police on 101 or via Twitter @MetCC Alternatively, Crimestoppers can be contacted anonymously on 0800 555 111.

The Association of Bexley Charities '78 is holding a Spring Fair at the United Reformed Church, Geddes Place, Bexleyheath DA6 7DJ (near the Broadway Shopping Centre) on Saturday 29th April 2017 from 9.45 am  - 1.00 pm. Do give this worthwhile event your support.

Press reports in the last week have given weight to my long held personal concerns over the use of mobile phones, and their possible long - term health effects. An Italian court has ruled that excessive, work-related use of a mobile phone caused an executive to develop a benign brain tumour. In what could become a landmark ruling, the court in the northern town of Ivrea awarded the plaintiff a state-funded pension. The judgment, which was handed down on 11th of April but only made public on Thursday, is subject to a possible appeal. Roberto Romeo, 57, had testified that his work duties obliged him to use his mobile for three to four hours of each working day for 15 years. “For the first time in the world, a court has recognised a causal link between inappropriate use of a mobile phone and a brain tumour,” his lawyers said in a statement. Romeo said he did not want to demonise mobiles, “but I believe we have to be more aware about how to use them. I had no choice but to use my mobile to talk to colleagues and organise work – for 15 years I was calling all the time, from home, in the car. I started to have the feeling of my right ear being blocked all the time and the tumour was diagnosed in 2010. Happily, it was benign but I can no longer hear anything because they had to remove my acoustic nerve.” A medical expert estimated the damage to Romeo at 23 percent of his bodily function, prompting the judge to make a compensation award of €500 per month to be paid by a national insurance scheme covering workplace accidents. It will be interesting to see if this sets a precedent.


You may recall that some months ago I reported that it was hoped that a micro pub was being planned for Barnehurst, but due to a number of factors, the plans ended up falling through. Well, now there is some good news; whilst the Barnehurst deal failed, another entrepreneur is currently transforming the shop at number 8, Pickford Lane, Bexleyheath into a micro pub which will open in June. It is going to be called The Kentish Belle, due at least partly to its close proximity to Bexleyheath Station, which is only seventy five metres from the venue. You can see the Twitter account for the forthcoming micro pub here. When looking at the location of the micro pub, some observers may think that the William Camden pub very close by would mean that the new venture would struggle to attract customers. I feel strongly that this will absolutely not be the case. The two places cater for very different customers; the William Camden is primarily a lager and football pub, whereas The Kentish Belle will cater for discerning real ale enthusiasts. Experience in other areas shows that micro pubs not only survive, but in fact thrive in the presence of mainstream pubs in their vicinity. The Kentish Belle also will benefit from a large foot fall from passing commuters getting off the train at Bexleyheath Station on their way home. I would imagine a number would pop in for a swift pint before their dinner. I will be visiting The Kentish Belle as soon as it opens, and I will be contacting the owners in the meantime; more on this subject in the coming weeks. It is just as well that a new micro pub is opening in the local area, as news was released this week that the number of pubs in London has fallen by more than a quarter because of developers and rising business rates, according to City Hall research. In total the number of pubs in the capital decreased from 4,835 to 3,615 between 2001 and 2016, a decline of 1,220 at a rate of 81 pubs a year. Mayor Sadiq Khan commissioned the research as part of his 2030 Cultural Infrastructure Plan to identify which buildings and businesses should be protected to maintain the capital’s cultural and community life. The study was conducted in partnership with the Campaign for Real Ale and looked only at pubs, as opposed to bars and restaurants. The study is to become an annual audit. In an interview with the London Evening Standard this week, Mayor Mr Khan said: “I’m shocked at the rate of closure highlighted by these statistics. We have partnered with CAMRA to ensure we can track the number of pubs open in the capital and redouble our efforts to stem the rate of closures.”

Many people like tablet computers such as the Apple iPad range; personally for any small and portable computing device, I really need a keyboard. Tablet devices are fine for consuming content, such as watching YouTube videos, but less than satisfactory for creating content, such as writing a Blog. Back in 2012 I experimented with what was then a very new technology; Google had recently announced their range of Chrome OS devices, not to be confused with tablets and mobile phones running the similar, but separate Android operating system, also developed by engineers at Google. I have been surprisingly satisfied with it. If you have not heard about Chromebooks, they are a cut down laptop that runs Googles’ Chrome operating system (basically a customised version of Linux) and the Chrome web browser. Chromebooks don’t directly run any software other than the browser, which might make them sound rather restricted. Nowadays however, most people spend a vast majority of their time using a computer on the web – Email, social networking, video watching etc, so a browser only machine is not as stupid an approach as initially thought. The upsides of a Chromebook are 1) very fast start time (my £229 Chromebook starts from cold in seven seconds; half the time of my custom build, very high end iMac, which cost well over ten times as much). 2) They have a very long battery life – eight hours between charges, even with WiFi on and showing HD video. 3) They integrate seamlessly with GMail, Google Docs and other online services (they should  - that is what they were designed for). 4) They are pretty secure – all updates occur automatically in the background. I suppose I have to reboot the machine once a month – that’s it. 5) Unlike a tablet, you don’t need to tether a Bluetooth keyboard to it in order to do some serious typing – and the keyboard (on the Samsung model, anyway) is actually rather good – something that is very important to someone like me who writes around 6,000 words a week online, over half of that on the blog). 6) They are cheap – you can get some models for under two hundred pounds, brand new on Amazon and elsewhere. Chromebooks won’t replace the full computer, but they are great as a second machine on which to surf the web, catch up on Emails and generally keep up with the online world. Something that has happened in the USA, and will almost certainly also happen here. The late 2013 introduction of the low-cost Chromebook has given U.S school districts an affordable alternative that they are gravitating to with enthusiasm. Official numbers from market research firm IDC confirmed the news last December when the company announced that while Apple had shipped 702,000 iPads to U.S educational buyers in the third quarter, Google partners had shipped 715,000 Chromebooks. They are cheaper, more robust, easier to remotely administer, and are better suited to use in classrooms. I wonder how long it will be until we see widespread use of Chromebooks in British schools? And now onto another computer related subject, but one that is far older. 


One of my favoured sources of accurate and up to date information on IT and technical related issues is the excellent website – The Register. Stories that get into the general press usually break on The Register at least a day earlier, and in greater detail. The site is very tongue in cheek, and often finds a humorous angle on technology issues. It broke a story recently that caught my attention; an employment agency are looking for programmers who have skills in writing and maintaining software for the DEC PDP-11 series of mini computers. What is so unusual about that? I hear some of you ask. Well, the PDP 11 computer range was first introduced in 1970, and went out of general production in 1990. The machines were large – even a relatively small installation would be the equivalent of three or four full height fridge freezers, plus a terminal the size of a small school desk. By any modern standards they are museum pieces – indeed, The National Museum of Computing does have some examples of PDP hardware in its collection. When they were first offered for sale, they offered a relatively cheap and reliable entry into business and industrial computing; indeed many PDP 11’s were used to control machine tools in factories – some of the early car welding robots were controlled in this way. Other key users were (and in some cases still are) large banks and insurance companies, who require reliability and very high up time over performance and the latest features. Quite often the old computers such as the PDP 11 range are still employed on the “back end” systems that the customers (and indeed many of the staff) never see. Many of such organisations are exceptionally risk averse, and would rather support an ancient technology than take a chance on upgrading to a modern alternative that may have new and undocumented bugs, possibly causing loss of earnings and damage to reputation. I know that there are a small handful of independent contractors who earn a very good living continuing to support these old clunkers – because the knowledge required to maintain and repair the hardware and software is so specialised, they are able to charge pretty much what they like for their services, as they have their clients “over a barrel” – nice work if you can get it. My first foray into the world of “serious” computers was back in the early 1980’s, when I had a Saturday job as an assistant in Silica Shop in Sidcup. During the 1980’s, Silica Shop were the largest privately owned, independent computer retailers in the UK. They specialised in the early 8 – bit home computers, especially the range made by Atari – for whom they were the European dealers. Silica Shop had its’ HQ in Hatherley Road, Sidcup, where there was a large retail unit on the lower floor of the two storey building, and on the upstairs was a warehouse, an office, and an air conditioned computer room, which housed a large DEC PDP 11- 44 mini  computer - almost identical to the one in the photograph above. As well as working in the shop on Saturdays, I was also able to work during school holidays; during this time I would sometimes be called out of the shop to help the computer system administrator, who for a while made me his unofficial assistant. I learned lots about working with large scale business computers, and all of the basics of system administration – adding and removing users, changing security settings, creating files, running batch processes and the like. Even back then, the 11-44 was quite an elderly piece of kit – the company having purchased the machine second hand, as new they were well over two hundred thousand pounds, depending on the specification and peripherals required. One quirk of the 11-44 operating system was that you could not reformat the large 8 inch floppy disks it used (earlier versions of the machine used reels of magnetic tape). In order to re – use the expensive floppy disks, you first had to manually wipe them of data using a degaussing machine – which was basically a large electromagnet. I think everyone was scared of the degausser – it hummed and buzzed, occasionally emitting a crackle of electricity, accompanied by a faint smell of ozone. I think even by the lax health and safety standards of the time, the machine should have been condemned! What I did to avoid the dreaded machine was looking back, pretty imaginative. The computer room had several old – style telephones with rotary dials. I would place a small pile of disks underneath a phone, then ring it from another extension. The bell ringer built into the phone was an electromagnet, and in ringing it would wipe the disks! Silica Shop wrote their own customer database; what would nowadays be called a CRM (Customer Relationship Management) system. Whenever someone came into the shop and bought something, a sales docket would be completed by the shop assistant. It included the buyer's name, address and what they bought, along with an itemised total. Each item of stock was allocated a unique part number, which staff could look up on VT100 computer terminals in the shop, which would also record how many of that particular item were left in stock; the real old hands would know most, if not all of the popular stock item codes off the top of their heads. When the stock level got down to a certain point, the system would automatically place a re – order, and debit the company account accordingly. The system would also target postal advertising at customers according to what they had already purchased – there was no point in sending a leaflet on Atari 800XL software to a customer who had bought a Commodore 64 for example. You can see an example of a typical Silica Shop advertising flyer below - notice the large amount of detailed text - this was a Silica Shop trait - they lumped huge amounts of technical detail into all of their advertising; something that would put off a lot of potential shoppers today. All this is targetted advertising is routine nowadays, but back in 1983 it was unique, and debatably the most sophisticated customer database used anywhere in the United Kingdom. My own thoughts are that if Silica Shop had taken this ground breaking business software and ported it onto the then new IBM PC, they would have had a huge business in selling and supporting enterprise level CRM applications now. Instead they continued to shift boxes of home computers, and eventually went out of business in the mid 1990’s. If the management had employed a more creative vision, Silica could have been a global software name like Oracle now. I have to say that I learned more about computing in my few years working at Silica Shop than I have learned anywhere else. My entire career in IT has been built on stuff I picked up in a quiet side street in Sidcup.


Don't forget that the twelfth Bexley Beer Festival will be taking place in the Old Dartfordians Rugby Club. The popular festival will take place between Thursday, May 4th to Sunday, May 6th, though the busiest day is the Friday afternoon / evening session, which is when I will be attending. Do come over and say hello if you happen to see me.

KFC have just announced that they are partnering with takeaway food delivery company JustEat to enable local people to order fried chicken and chips and have it delivered to their homes. The pilot scheme is taking place in the following fast food outlet locations:- Bexleyheath, Bromley, Erith, Thamesmead and Welling. The Bexley Times are reporting that Graham Corfield, UK Managing Director at Just Eat commented: “We’re adding KFC restaurants every week, meaning more customers will be able to enjoy KFC at the click of a button in their area very soon.” The growing appetite for home delivery has reportedly seen growing favour for chicken, with JustEat claiming it as one of the top five cuisines ordered through the service in the past 12 months. Not my kind of thing I am afraid. There are additional costs to having your KFC delivered, which the new adverts neglect to mention. Suffice to say that I live a couple of hundred metres from the Erith KFC, but have only visited the outlet twice - and the second time was merely to use their toilets when I had a seriously upset stomach. I don't think that I need to say more.

It seems that the illegal activities of uninsured, unlicensed and no - helmet wearing bikers are not now limited to the Slade Green and Crayford Marshes. Reports have been made to the Police in respect of illegal biker activity in Lower Belvedere. Local Safer Neighbourhood officer PC Robert Holmes reported "Over the Easter period the team have been out and out about across the ward. We have been attending Frank’s Park responding to residents’ concerns over off road bikes driving in the woods. The team did stop one youth and warned him about his conduct. His mother was also spoken to advised on the legality of her son using an off road bike, as well as safety implications. Upcoming events: Police Surgery on the 28/04/2017, Belvedere Library, Woolwich Road at 14:00. Coffee with Cops on 03/05/2017 at the Pop In Parlour, Woolwich Road (next to the library) at 11:30". Another bike related crime has recently taken place in Barnehurst. PCSO Cathy Nolan reports "Barnehurst Ward have suffered another incident of vehicle crime in Martens Close whereby a Silver PCX Honda Moped was taken. Witness saw two persons riding a similar moped to the one that was stolen, both riders were wearing dark clothing with helmets on. The moped was seen driving down Martens Close, one person got off the bike, approached victims bike and was seen then to drive off on it. This incident happened at 21:15 on 12th April 2017. If anyone has any information please call 101 or contact your Local Policing Team. Barnehurst Team will be available to discuss any local issues at Barnehurst Golf Club on Friday 21st April 2017 between 11:00 – 12:00".


The great comic actor Will Hay, a comedy legend in his own lifetime and a huge star of early British film, died this week back in 1949. Will Hay is largely forgotten today, but a comic actor whose best work influenced the likes of The Goon Show, and Monty Python, and his most famous film "Oh, Mister Porter!" was a direct influence on "Dad's Army". I have to declare a family connection with Will Hay; my Great Uncle Horace (whom I have written about previously) was a very close friend of Will Hay for many years. Born in Stockton in 1888, Hay’s family moved him south to Suffolk before his first birthday. As his father became a jobbing engineer so the family’s mobility quickly increased – moving next to Hemel Hempstead then to London and finally to Manchester where Hay Senior established his own firm. Wanting independence, Will refused to join the family company and started instead as an apprentice engineer for Westinghouse. Yet Hay was no typical engineer and his humour hid by the fact that, by the age of 19, he had learnt German, French and Italian to such a high level that he was able to leave engineering and became an interpreter. His nineteenth year also saw him married to fellow teenager Gladys Perkins and when his daughter Gladys Elspeth was born some eighteen months later Hay decided he could make a better living for his new family in the pre-Great War music halls. Stealing some of his sister Eppie’s staff room reminiscences – she was a full time teacher – Hay began to develop his pompous, bumbling schoolmaster act. After working for over three years with the Fred Karno troupe, where Stan Laurel and Charlie Chaplin had developed their craft, Hay swiftly found himself the talk of the town: selling out Britain’s biggest music halls, playing sets for the Prince of Wales and successfully touring America, South Africa and Canada. Then came Boys Will Be Boys (1935) his first starring film role with a screenplay written by Hay himself. The story wasn't overly deep – a prison teacher cons his way into a boarding school job and helps stop a diamond theft – but it did have its moments. And it was the perfect frame for Hay’s idiot teacher routines. Then, in 1937,  Graham Moffat joined Moore Marriott as Hay’s two sidekicks in the finest comic film any of them would ever be involved with, Oh, Mr Porter! wherein Hay discovers the (Northern) Irish railway station he’s been sent to run, Buggleskelly, is actually a run-down mess. Gun-runners, ghosts, secret windmills and missing trains – Hay and his two stooges come out on top in a film that is, even now, genuinely funny, at times hilarious. Oh, Mister Porter! (1937) was a deserved box office smash in its day, taking some £500,000 in British cinemas alone – the equivalent now would be over £30 million. In the immediate pre - war years, Will Hay was the second highest paid entertainer in Britain, earning a reputed £800 per week - narrowly pipped in the earnings stakes by George Formby. Outside of show business, Will Hay was a dedicated and respected amateur astronomer. He constructed a personal observatory in his garden in Mill Hill and built a glider in 1909. He became a Fellow of the Royal Astronomical Society in 1932 and is noted for having discovered a Great White Spot on the planet Saturn in 1933. The spot lasted for a few months and then faded away. He also measured the positions of comets with a micrometer he built himself, and designed and built a blink comparator. He wrote the book Through My Telescope in 1935, which had a foreword by Sir Richard Gregory, formerly Emeritus Professor of Astronomy at Queen's College, London. When Hay died, a few items of his equipment were bequeathed to the British Astronomical Association. Some years ago I came across a long out of print book on the life of Will Hay, and it had some photos taken of his garden and his private observatory; in one of the early shots, the construction of his observatory is shown; several people are helping with the digging. One chap is seen stripped to his string vest and leaning on a shovel - it was my late Great Uncle Horace on what must have been a very hot day for manual labour. I wish I had a copy of the book. In 1947, Will Hay suffered a stroke which left him physically disabled. He died at his flat in Chelsea, London after a further stroke in 1949, and is buried in Streatham Park Cemetery, London SW16.

The video clip below dates from the time when Will Hay was approaching the height of his fame and fortune; it shows Danson Park as it looked back in 1935. Do give it a watch and either leave a comment below, or Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com.

Sunday, September 18, 2016

Fit4Less.


The top photo was taken recently by me in Manor Road Erith; the lower one a while back in Erith High Street. The upper photo shows one of the large advertising hoardings that are erected on the Eastern end of the extremely long road.  Fit4Less are a no - frills gymnasium franchising company, which is part of the énergie Group, has approaching 100 clubs and more than 110,000 members across the UK, Ireland and mainland Europe are shortly to set up a gym in the units adjacent to Erith Library in the High Street, in a trio of units that have lain unused since they were built around nine years ago, as shown in the lower photo - click on either for a larger version. Fit4Less describe themselves thus:- "Fit4less is a fast-growing budget gym within the fitness and wellness sector. British Franchise Association. With in-depth training and on-going support from the énergie group, who are leaders in the UK fitness sector, franchisees are given the tools to launch and manage their own ‘no frills’ budget gym business. With our tried and tested system and a steady market, franchise owners are equipped in all areas so as to provide customers with a quality Fit4less experience. Franchisees secure their future, ensuring they create the life/work balance that suits them. Fit4less is an Associate member of the British Franchise Association. How much does a Fit4less franchise cost? The initial franchise fee is £19,999 outside London or £24,999 within London and the minimum total investment is £95,000. We have a strong relationship with all major banks. Fit4less is an innovative low-cost franchise business which is part of the énergie group, an undisputed market leader in the fitness and wellness sector. Fit4less franchise business opportunity energie group sport gym budget management lucrative job career. Offering a ‘no frills’ service to customers, Fit4less’ budget gyms are one of the fastest growing fitness and wellness franchise businesses in the UK. With over 100,000 active members across their network in the UK and Europe, our franchisees are part of a rapidly expanding and highly profitable tried-and-tested system. Fit4less is expanding further and are searching for individuals with a ‘can-do’ attitude and a thirst for success! Does this sound like you? Fit4less works on the premise that we offer customers a valuable service at a fantastic price! In offering a low cost price, the Fit4less gym is a highly attractive and appealing option; this, in turn, pushes profitability. With this in mind, it is no surprise that budget gyms constitute the biggest growth in the health and fitness sector. Recent examples of success include the Fit4less gyms in Scunthorpe, Loughborough, Glasgow, Hoddesdon (Hertfordshire) and Brentford which all had more than 1,000 members within a week of opening. There are many others, like Kilburn (North London) which has surpassed its 3 year target of 2000 members within 4 months! Fit4less Highbury sold over half their 3 year target of memberships in just 3 months. These gyms are not exceptions and you too could be enjoying the same success." Quite. The people who have taken the Fit4Less franchise in Erith (which is due to open on the 27th October - though I strongly doubt this opening date - the site is still an empty concrete shell, with no fitting out taking place at the time of writing) have already unwittingly landed themselves in hot water, through no fault of their own, I must emphasise. The parent company engaged in a UK wide advertising campaign back in the Spring of 2016; the bulk of the advertising was concentrated on the use of roadside hoardings like the one in the photo above. They used a couple of "humorous" adverts, which offended so many people that the story made the national papers and the BBC News website back in April.  The case was not referred to the Advertising Standards Authority, but the story made so many headlines critical of the style and tone of the adverts that many of them were voluntarily taken down. Not so the one for the forthcoming Erith franchise, which is still on display at the time of writing. I would have thought it critical to any marketing scheme for a new business to make absolutely sure that you engage your local customer base. It will be interesting to see how things work out for the Erith branch of Fit4Less, and what type of clientele they attract. I get the feeling that it could be rather successful. The other gym in the town - the Nemesis Muy Thai gym is a specialist kickboxing place, which is not very likely to appeal to the mainstream public in the same manner that a popular brand that has UK wide recognition will. I am fortunate that if I was athletically minded (not that I am) I could make use of the huge gym in my company's giant HQ office building in Canary Wharf, so you won't be seeing me in the new place in the High Street, but I suspect that many people will be. Since I wrote the piece above, I have met Josh Waters, the owner of the Erith branch of Fit4Less, and I ran the piece past him prior to publication. He provided some interesting and insightful feedback which you can read here:- "What seems to feature heavily is the advertising and in your opinion on our opening date. With the billboards we have 4 up and only 1 of this nature and I'm sure you would have noticed we had the one next to it as well, which is normal. We actually only paid for that specific billboard for 4 weeks and has run out already, I guess it hasn’t been replaced as no one else has bought the space since. We don’t mean to offend and haven’t received any negative feedback from anyone so far, but I feel this may change with the tone of your statements. Again this is fine but we are just trying to show that we don’t take ourselves particularly seriously and the gym will be a fun place to be and try to reflect that in our national marketing campaigns. In regards to this fit out – works have started and the screed floor went down over the last couple of weeks. That is setting as we speak and dry liners will be in starting next Tuesday to start putting up walls etc. Windows were on a lead time and couldn’t order them until the lease was completed so they are due in another 2 weeks at the most. In the next couple of weeks you will start to see a lot more progress but we are well on track to hit our opening date set by our contractors that have fit out many of the F4L London sites". Well that clears those concerns up then. I will be covering the fit - out and opening of the gym, and think that it will become an important addition to the town centre. It is good to see the long vacant units finally going into productive use after lying empty for so long. What do you think? Leave a comment below, or Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com.

Long-time Maggot sandwich readers may recall that some time ago I bemoaned the closure of my favourite restaurant –the cheap and cheerful Sweet and Spicy in Brick Lane, which closed due to a huge increase in the cost of their shop lease a couple of years back. As I mentioned at the time, the area around Spitalfields and Brick Lane is becoming increasingly gentrified; when I used to work in the area in the mid 1990’s it was still primarily involved in the clothing industry, with many small factories and warehouses in the locality. It was rather rough and ready to be honest, but in a way I am quite grateful that I was able to experience the end of the East End as it had existed for a good couple of hundred years. Sweet and Spicy was nothing like the other restaurants in Brick Lane, which even twenty years ago were pretty much tourist traps. Instead Sweet and Spicy catered for the local residents – the Pakistani and Bangladeshi factory workers, and the congregation of the nearby Brick Lane Mosque. It had lino on the floors, melamine wipe clean tables and counter service. The menu was short compared to a normal British Indian style high street restaurant, and the curries cooked long and slowly, with the meat mainly being served on the bone. Food portions were huge, extremely cheap and utterly delicious – it was home cooked, rather than restaurant style, and all of the better for it. The place had an amazing reputation, and was busy from 11am until they closed at 11pm. It was one of the only places where you could get a curry for breakfast in the whole of Greater London. You can read more about the legendary Sweet and Spicy here. When it closed down in 2013 I was upset – it was a rough diamond of a place; when I first went there I was usually the only white face in the place, but only a handful of years later the customer demographic was far more diverse. This diversity ironically may have been what eventually led to its demise. As wealthier people started using the area around Spitalfields and Brick Lane, the rents started going up and the traditional look and feel started to change. I never thought that I would find anywhere that had anything approaching the atmosphere and food that Sweet and Spicy had, but I am pleased to announce that I have found a restaurant that comes pretty close in many ways, and it is local! The Punjab Curry and Grill in 309 Broadway, Bexleyheath is the nearest place I have come to proper, home cooked food that is generous in portion and reasonably priced. I went there last Friday evening with two friends – including the one who recommended the place – and his family is originally from the Punjab. We had poppadoms and dips, starters and a main course each with rice and garlic naan breads. The food was excellently cooked, nicely presented and the final bill for the three of us came to £32.95. The Punjab Curry and Grill does not have a drinks licence, but a wide variety of non – alcoholic drinks are available, and visitors are able to bring their own with no corkage fee. There is a small independent (and rather quirky) off – licence a couple of minutes’ walk away in Lion Road if this takes your fancy. The Punjab Curry and Grill could be a bit of a culture shock to someone used to a bog standard high street curry house. It is more akin to a transport café with nice décor and waiter service. The food menu does have a few nods towards the high street favourites, but many of the dishes are most definitely not the usual kind of thing one would expect; for example, I had Punjabi Goat Curry, which came served as a plate of meaty ribs with a thick, rich and spicy curry gravy. Other curries include Rabbit, Turkey  and Bater (Quail).  I will be heading back to the place sooner rather than later – and it has the added bonus that it is also within easy walking distance to the superlative Robin Hood and Little John – my favourite pub of all.


The Erith Quarry housing development will be holding an open day on Saturday the 15th October between 10am and 4pm. You can find out more on their website here. I will be going along with my camera, so please feel free to come and say hello.

As I have written in the past, the "legitimate" UK gambling industry is now starting to be regarded in the same way that the tobacco industry became in the 1980's, when the long disputed health risks of smoking became apparent to those outside of the medical profession. Last Monday night, a Panorama special investigation into high street bookmakers and the proliferation of Fixed Odds Betting Terminals was broadcast. The main reason that the large betting companies want to open more outlets is that the law limits the number of FOBT’s in any specific betting shop to four machines, but it says nothing about the number of betting shops in any location. To increase the number of very lucrative FOBT units in a town, the bookmakers just open additional shops. Many local councils have been reluctant to block this, due to the fact that during the recession, many shop units have stood empty, and the betting shops offer a steady council tax income, which the council otherwise would not get. A recent report makes for extremely troubling reading; it reveals that in the 55 most deprived boroughs in the UK – overwhelmingly located in Northern cities and urban Greater London have a  total of 2,691 bookmakers shops, in which £13 billion was gambled on FOBT machines, and £470 million lost by gamblers in the last year alone. In the same time period, there were 1,258 bookmakers shops in the 115 wealthiest areas, adjusted to cover the same volume of population, within which players gambled a total of £6.5 billion, losing £231 million. The figures are now a couple of years old, and may now be appreciably higher. The report was commissioned by the Campaign for Fairer Gambling, and shows that the large betting companies have targeted the poorest areas that have the highest unemployment, lowest per capita income and higher crime rates. The last year has also seen a large increase in the number of high street betting shops, mainly due to the leap in the total number of FOBT machines, such as digital roulette in use. In December 2013 there was a total of 9,343 active betting shop licences in the entire United Kingdom, which was an increase of 280 since 2012. The most deprived town council in the UK was identified as being Liverpool. A total of £118 million was gambled in 570 machines, and £23 million was siphoned off by bookmakers in the process. In the same time scale, the place voted as the most desirable place to live in the UK – the Hart district of Hampshire there are just seven betting shops with a total of 24 Fixed Odds Betting Terminals. Liverpool council have understandably got very worried by the figures, and are now keen to place strong control measures on the betting shop operators. The problem with FOBT machines is that large amounts of money can be spent on the machines very quickly, and losses can mount up almost before the gambler realises. A hundred pounds can be lost in no more than thirty seconds. Nick Small, of Liverpool City Council said of the situation “millions of pounds that should be used for paying for food and rent was being sucked into the FOBT machines”, and that “Bookies are arriving all the time into prime retail locations. This is all driven for FOBTs. I have no doubt of it. We are seeing horrific reports of family breakdown caused by gambling debts, problems with loan sharks. We are pretty sure organised crime is using the machines to launder money. It's out of control in a city like ours, where there are a lot of poorer people”.  The same situation exists all around the UK, with poorer areas – just like Erith, being hit far harder than wealthier regions. Industry observers have commented that one way to reduce the problem specific to FOBT machines would be to limit the maximum stake gambled to £2 – like ordinary one armed bandit machines, and to limit the maximum payout to £100. The gambling industry is not keen on this approach, for obvious reasons. To add to this, the Government are now showing an interest, as the subject is gaining column inches in the press now, and following the Panorama documentary last Monday evening. The government have taken a very weak stance, saying that they will wait for the findings of the (gambling industry sponsored) research before any decision will be taken; at the rate things are progressing, it will be the end of the year before any changes come into force, if at all. The problem is that the gambling industry is wealthy and powerful, and has a strong lobby in parliament – last year the five big gambling firms, which between them account for 92 percent of all bookmakers shops on the high street made an estimated total gross profit of £1.6 billion on FOBT machines alone – and this does not take into account the additional cash they generate through conventional stakes based gambling; still a very lucrative market, if now being overshadowed by the rise of the electronic gambling machine, and also it ignores the vast amounts of cash spent during online gambling – a somewhat shady and overlooked area of an industry that already has a somewhat tarnished image. Personally I feel that the UK gambling industry needs a massive shake up. It has been allowed far too free a rein for years, and has exploited the market to the point where it is more powerful than some banks. People rightly get annoyed by the activities of certain banks and bankers, whilst seemingly overlooking the scourge of the high street and nowadays also the web, the big five bookies. If all this was not bad enough, the web based casinos and poker sites that operate on the periphery of some country’s laws are proving increasingly aggressive in trying to separate people from their hard earned cash. I have noticed that sites such as 888 Casino and 888 Poker use software resistant pop – ups and pop unders, which are embedded into legitimate web sites, usually without the owner’s consent. The fact that a large organisation would willfully contravene the Computer Misuse Act 1990 to try and promote its dubious services to me says a lot about their intentions.


The photo above shows part of Erith High Street back in the summer of 1966, shortly before it was all demolished to make way for the hideous 1970's brutalist concrete shopping centre, which was universally hated by all. It took the extensive remodelling and re - engineering of the centre around ten years ago to turn it into the light and pleasant venue it is today.

As a lifetime non - smoker, the upsurge in the use of electronic cigarettes really means little to me personally, but I know many people feel that they are a way forward in their desire to give up smoking completely. I have written in the past that I would reserve my judgement on the use of them until better scientific evidence became available - well, it would appear that it has now done. More research into electronic cigarettes has reported positively on the devices, finding evidence of their use as smoking cessation aids and finding that they do not appear to cause any serious side-effects. An update to the Cochrane review on electronic cigarettes has restated the findings of the initial research, which was completed two years ago. It found that e-cigarettes are potentially a valuable smoking cessation aid, although there was not enough evidence to conclude that they helped people quit smoking confidently. The updated review now also includes observational data from an additional 11 studies which found no serious side-effects from using e-cigarettes for up to two years. Aside from throat and mouth irritation, which commonly dissipated over time, the review’s co-author, Jamie Hartmann-Boyce, said “in the short to medium term, we didn’t find any evidence that they were associated with any serious side-effects.” Evidence from two trials found that e-cigarettes helped smokers to quit in the long term, but “the small number of trials, low event rates and wide confidence intervals around the estimates” meant that the researchers could not conclude with confidence that e-cigs helped smokers quit more than other cessation aids". Nevertheless, it would seem that they are a hell of a lot less harmful than traditional cigarettes - and I reckon it will not be long before the government begins to tax them like the real thing.

In a story first covered by Darryl of the excellent 853 Blog (so named because it covers Charlton, Lewisham and Woolwich – which at one time was covered by the old 853 telephone dialling code). As well as being a blogger, Darryl is a “proper” journalist with all of the skills that entails. He has uncovered a story around the venerable News Shopper – our once local, but now a regional paper. The paper had offices in Petts Wood, but these were closed down last year, with the remaining staff transferred to offices in Sutton, Surrey in order to share offices with its sister newspaper, the South London Guardian. Darryl writes:- “Last month, the Shopper’s Greenwich edition was merged with the neighbouring Lewisham paper. The Gravesend edition was also merged with its Dartford counterpart. Now all the Sutton-based staff – bar the web editor and managing editor – have been put on notice of redundancy. Four reporters, two content editors, three sub-editors, an editorial assistant and the deputy managing editor will lose their jobs by mid-October. This will leave just 12 reporters and four content editors to produce 11 South London Guardian papers, four News Shopper editions and their websites, the National Union of Journalists says, including news, sport and leisure coverage. The cuts come despite Newsquest making £70m profit last year. The News Shopper is one of its most successful titles on the web, although the strain of cuts is starting to show with simple mistakes showing in news stories and, more damagingly, in the printed papers. Staff are already being balloted for strike action over inadequate staffing, increased workloads and “reduced quality of newspapers”. Reporters walked out last year in protest at a previous round of cuts and the move to Sutton”. I knew about - and have written about the ill – advised move to Sutton, but until I read Darryl’s piece, I was not aware of the further round of redundancies. I have commented at length at the inaccuracies and obvious lack of knowledge that has crept into the News Shopper journalism over the last couple of years; on recurring error is the News Shopper repeatedly referring to Yarnton Way as being located in Erith, when it is actually on the Lower Belvedere / Abbey Wood border. I have written to the paper on more than one occasion to point this out, but with no effect.  Errors of this nature will only get worse. What do you think? Leave a comment below, or send me an Email to hugh.neal@gmail.com.

The end video this week is some aerial footage taken over Danson Park. I know aerial drones are pretty commonplace these days - you can even buy quite decent ones in Maplin, but this footage is pretty awe inspiring. See what you think.