The Erith Arboretum.

Worryingly, Charlton and Greenwich blogger Darryl Chamberlain of the excellent 853 Blog (853 was the old telephone dialling code for the area) is reporting that “contrary to what library staff were telling customers, the old East Greenwich Library is also set for sale to the highest bidder. At the last full council meeting, regeneration councillor Danny Thorpe confirmed that the building - donated to the community in 1905 by philanthropist Andrew Carnegie - was not protected by a covenant”.  As mentioned recently, this sounds very similar to the also Andrew Carnegie gifted Erith Library in the photo above (click on it for a larger picture), which was opened in 1907 and closed in 2010, and has stood empty and unused since. I sincerely hope that the sale of the old East Greenwich Library does not become a blueprint for the old Erith Library in Walnut Tree Road. In my opinion it is one of the best looking buildings in the town, and it deserves to be restored and returned to productive use. It is certainly one of, if not the most important buildings in the town, and should be treated as such. 

The News Shopper is reporting on a subject close to my heart – illegal fly tipping; something that the Maggot Sandwich has covered in some considerable detail over the last couple of years. The paper writes that a poll has been carried out by a furniture company into the public’s attitude towards fly tipping; the results, if accurate, are quite surprising. An astonishing seventeen percent of the people surveyed admitted having fly tipped on at least one occasion. Of that seventeen percent, the reasons they stated for their fly tipping broke down as follows:-

1. There is nowhere else to take rubbish (38 per cent)

2. Unaware it was illegal (30 per cent)

3. It was the easiest option available (28 per cent)

4. The cost of disposing properly was too high (20 per cent)

5. Because they didn’t realise they were fly-tipping at the time (16 per cent)

I find this utterly staggering, and frankly somewhat hard to believe; for a start, if the respondents were only allowed to pick one response, how come it adds up to 132 per cent?. According to Government statistics, local authorities reported 852,000 cases of fly-tipping last year, and almost 98 per cent of fly-tipping prosecutions resulted in a conviction. I feel that the responses listed above are actually covering the real truth. From my own experiences investigating fly – tipping, the proponents are well aware of what they are doing is illegal – but they just don't care, as they think the chances of them being caught are minimal at best. It is a cynical and exploitative attitude from criminals who should (and indeed sometimes do) get jailed for their activities. Your thoughts would be appreciated; either post a comment below, or Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com.

Wikipedia has launched an anti-copyright campaign – but it is one that experts say is bogus and misleading. Thousands of pages on the online encyclopaedia site have been  plastered with an appeal to "Save the Freedom of Panorama", a crusade started by copyright activist and Europe's only Pirate Party MEP, Julia Reda to make the copyright rules the same throughout Europe seem to have backfired. Europe likes "harmonising" things, and one of the things Reda said she wanted to harmonise was an exception to copyright that most European countries already have in place, allowing you to take pictures of (say) buildings in public places. ” Freedom of Panorama” is in essence an exception to copyright that most European countries already have in place, allowing you to take pictures of (for example) buildings and objects such as statues and artwork located in public places; it is a provision in the copyright laws of various jurisdictions that permits taking photographs and video footage and creating other images (such as paintings) of buildings and sometimes sculptures and other art works which are permanently located in a public place, without infringing on any copyright that may otherwise subsist in such works, and to publish such images. Wikipedia issued an announcement saying “Photos of modern buildings must remain on Wikipedia. A proposal in the European Parliament puts thousands of images on Wikipedia in danger” Several newspapers, including the Guardian have jumped on the bandwagon, assuming the story is accurate; actually it is not. Reda’s proposal in a report to the European Parliament prompted an intemperate reaction from a Dutch MEP, who feared its ambiguity would have unintended consequences, and tabled an amendment wishing that French-style Panorama copyright should apply to the whole of Europe. However, neither proposal nor the counter-amendment have any legislative weight. The European Parliament cannot write legislation, and most of its resolutions are thrown in the bin by the European Commission anyway. Wikipedia are now saying “we saved the Internet” – not the first time that the site has created a non – story, then later claimed victory for a battle that actually never existed. This is a great pity – it tarnishes their reputation and makes them appear as self-publicists. What do you think? Please leave a comment below, or Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com.

In 1842 a wooden pier was built on the riverfront at Erith (well, there would not be much point in building it anywhere else). Alongside the pier, a pier hotel was constructed; to add to the attraction a large formal garden, complete with an Arboretum (a tree garden) was also created. For a period it was a popular holiday destination You can see the pier and hotel in the photo above, which was taken in around 1860; click on it for a larger version. Some locals were more than a little impressed with the place. A certain James Barnard of Erith was a watchmaker and occasional, very bad poet. He wrote the following poem about the Erith Arboretum, for which I can only apologise in advance - (for long term readers, you may have seen this once before - look on the bright side - you can cheerfully skip it - I don't see why newer readers should get away with suffering as you did!). It is one of the most excruciatingly awful poems ever put to paper. You have been warned!

Upon my life, my dearest wife,
The children we must treat ‘em,
So dress them gay, and we’ll away
To the Erith Arboretum.

We’re now afloat in this fast steamboat,
(There go two more – we’ll beat ‘em),
As with the tide we swiftly glide,
To the Erith Arboretum.

A day like this is health and bliss,
The doctors, how we cheat ‘em,
When we take the air in the region fair
Of the Erith Arboretum.

Now mark the flowers and the shady bowers,
Where lovers fondly seat ‘em,
Or laugh and talk as they take their walk
In the Erith Arboretum.

At the Pier Hotel they’ll serve them well –
No other house can beat ‘em –
So we will dine and take our wine
At the Erith Arboretum.

‘Tis time, I see, to take some tea,
(The shrimps by scores we’ll eat ‘em),
And then away, at the close of day,
From the Erith Arboretum.

Now if my song has been too long,
The strains I’ll ne’er repeat ‘em,
But nevertheless I’ll drink success
To the Erith Arboretum.

A couple of weeks ago I wrote at some length about why I felt the rumours of the old Potion / White Hart pub would not get converted into an Indian Restaurant, and went  on to explain some of the trade secrets of the experienced British Indian restaurant curry chef, and how they were able to whip up a tasty meal in only few minutes from a stock of pre – prepared ingredients. Basically the chefs mix spices into a pre – made base curry gravy – the meat and vegetables are pre – cooked and just need to be heated through – all very clever stuff. And when done well, the results are excellent. This highlighted a problem which has been getting worse over the last decade, and has now got to the point that restaurants have become unable to recruit sufficient kitchen staff.  The government has tightened immigration rules, making it almost impossible to hire chefs from India, Pakistan and Bangladesh. The restrictions may be popular with the swelling ranks of the unemployed in Britain, but it seems that very few Brits want to learn the curry trade and work in a British Indian restaurant kitchen. Younger generations of Bangladeshi and Pakistani cultural background are now more likely to seek an education and careers outside the kitchen. They understandably don't want to spend nine hours a day slaving over a hot tandoori oven for little pay – they would rather use their education and become a doctor, architect or accountant. It is all happening at a time when interest in Indian cuisine in Britain seems to be growing, after somewhat of a lull. Many new “mid-range” curry houses are opening, and they are struggling to recruit staff. Whilst high - end chefs are still available from the Indian subcontinent – those with fluent English, lots of experience, and the talents to earn around £30,000 a year in an upmarket establishment, the less skilled and experienced chefs are rejected by UK Immigration as they are regarded as having low employability and little English. The government have established a policy of advising restaurant owners to stop recruiting from abroad, and instead to train UK staff to carry out the skilled work. A new scheme has been set up to address this shortage –the Mastara Chef Apprenticeship Programme. Mastara Chef financially supports trainees through a Culinary Arts degree at the University of West London, with a specialism in Asian cuisine. Upon completion of the course, graduates are given an apprenticeship at some of the country’s best Asian and Oriental restaurants. Thus far the Mastara Chef programme has had fourteen successful candidates pass through and get full – time paid work in a curry house restaurant. Candidates have come from a number of backgrounds – including Morocco, the Caribbean and the UK have all passed the programme. Not all British Indian restaurant owners agree that this is the way forward; when interviewed by Public Radio International, restaurateur Sachin Mulane said “I really don't think that’s a very good idea, to become an Indian chef you have to work really hard. It’s not like a one day, one year or two year job. It is an ongoing process and it should be within you for years. That’s where you become perfect. In years past, many curry houses were true family operations and cooks learned the craft at their parent’s side. Nowadays younger generations are now more likely to seek an education and careers outside the kitchen. It is all happening at a time when interest in Indian cuisine in Britain seems to be growing. It is going to produce a problem, because a lot of these restaurant owners go to India because they know they can get staff. Maybe they're friends of families or they know they can get these guys in. They're going to come into a kitchen environment where everybody speaks the same language and these guys will work hard, they will work hard for very little pay, something I believe most British workers will not do”.

Don't forget that next Saturday is Erith Fun Day. It takes place between 12pm and 5pm in Erith Riverside Gardens, opposite the Running Horses pub. I would strongly recommend that if at all possible you come along; last years event was excellent, and all the indications are that this year will be even better. I will be along for the whole day - so look out for me and my trusty camera. Do come over and say hello - you all know who I am, but I don't know who all of you are. It would be nice to put some faces to names. Fingers crossed for some nice weather, and I look forward to seeing you there. 

My prediction about the bike gangs which have taken to congregating around Lower Belvedere and Thamesmead has proved true. I recently wrote about “Bike Life TV UK” and other groups of irresponsible individuals who ride around illegally without helmets, some with unregistered and uninsured bikes, and many pulling stunts such as wheelies, standing on the seat and other illegal activities on public roads. They film videos of themselves, which get posted onto YouTube and other media websites. One of the riders got killed on Thursday last week, when he lost control of his bike and collided with a lamp post at the roundabout which joins Eastern Way junction with Yarnton Way, opposite the Morgan carvery restaurant /  Pub. The London Air Ambulance attended the scene to take the critically injured motorcyclist by air to the Royal London Hospital where he later died. If the Air Ambulance attends an accident scene, then one can generally be sure that it is a serious case. What is also disturbing is the group of around twenty bikers with whom it is said the accident victim was racing did not stop to help; they continued riding around pulling wheelies whilst two witnesses have stated that one rider in particular used a hand held video camera to film the accident scene and the emergency workers trying to save the man’s life. So much for comradeship. No doubt further details of the incident will come out with time. Looking at the Bike Life UK Facebook page, it seems that whilst they claim to be a UK wide group, many of their illegal activities seem to be focused on Thamesmead and Lower Belvedere. The group are fully aware of the antisocial and illegal nature of what they do, and actually seem to revel in it. Quite what the Police will do in response is currently unclear. Whilst attempts are made in various Bike Life TV UK online videos to digitally obscure the vehicle number plates, as I have written before, there are many occasions where the number plates can be clearly read (of course, this assumes that the bikes in question are legally registered, and not on false plates, or stolen, both of which are strong possibilities). The group are also aware of Police surveillance on them – their website even has a news story which reads “Brimsdown Feds filming riders - to all uk bikelife  riders .looks like the police are filming  the riders   mostly on the crossers . then putting names to the faces the paying you a visit at a later time so just  be careful  and be aware that you being filmed . keep stuntin uk bikelife.” Apart from the dreadful English, and quite why they refer to the Police as “the Feds”, the picture is one of  a group who are deliberately going out of the way to break multiple laws. 

What responsible and legal bike clubs and organisations like the Gravesend Motorcycle Club - (photo above taken by the Rev at their annual bike and music show at The Railway Inn, Sole Street, Meopham yesterday) make of all this I don't know, but I would guess that they would view Bike Life TV UK in a rather poor light. If you are a biker, please get in contact; I am keen to hear your opinion on this group who seem to be hell – bent on causing trouble locally – even to the extent of the death of one of their own members. One local I talked to about the problem referred to Bike Life TV UK as "Chavs on mopeds" - and I was hard pressed to argue. 

Since my musings on the future of the drive through McDonald’s at Plumstead last week, I have been contacted by a fellow local blogger, who specialises in detailing and analysing the planning applications and development in South East London. From the Murky Depths brought the matter to my attention; it looks like the McDonald’s and the adjacent postal sorting office are to be demolished to make way for a new housing development by the Peabody Trust. Their announcement states:- “350 new homes plus shops, workspaces and community facilities by 2020; and a further 520 homes and new park by 2024”. You can read the full text here. Whilst it is a fair time in the future, it is good to see that a very run down and unwelcoming part of Plumstead is finally going to get some much needed attention. I used to pass through the area daily when visiting my late Dad in the Gallions Reach nursing home, so I am more than familiar with the challenges in the very scruffy industrial area that is only around the corner from Belmarsh Prison. How this timing will affect the reputedly poorly performing McDonald’s I don't know. If the franchise owner can hold out long enough for the site to be compulsorily purchased, they could come out of the arrangement with a substantial pile of cash. Whether they would wish for this I really don't know. What do you think? Either leave a comment below, or Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com.

Pretty much anyone who works in an office, runs their own business, or who works with figures to any extent will be familiar with using a computer spreadsheet – most commonly Microsoft Excel. Many will curse at them from time to time, but would also find working with numbers far more difficult without a spreadsheet. It was not always the case. The term “Spreadsheet” has been in use for several hundred years; originally. In the realm of accounting jargon a "spread sheet" or spreadsheet was, and is a large sheet of paper with columns and rows that organises data about transactions for a business person to examine. It spreads or shows all of the costs, income, taxes, and other related data on a single sheet of paper for a manager to examine when making a decision. The problem with this is that if a value on the sheet changes – for example if the rate of tax was to increase, then the business person had to erase the related values in the relevant column, manually recalculate the new value, and write it onto the sheet – this could be a complex and time consuming business. Accountants and business owners would spend frustrating hours wrestling with figures in this way. In the early 1960’s several electronic versions of spreadsheets were created, which needed to be run on complex (for the time) and hugely expensive mainframe computers. Thirty six years ago this week, the first spreadsheet application was published for use on a personal computer, and it became the first “killer app” – a piece of software so powerful and groundbreaking that many businesses bought a computer just to be able to run it. The program was called Visicalc, and it is debatably the most important piece of software for business ever written. In 1979, personal computing was very much in its infancy; outside of large companies and universities, computers were really only used by hobbyists and engineers who wanted to learn about the new technology, and how to program. The Apple II had just been released in the USA, which was arguably the first computer for home use that did not require a high level of technical expertise to run. It was a perfect storm –the first widely available and (relatively) easy to use personal computer, along with an incredibly powerful spreadsheet program in Visicalc. Consequently both flew off the shelves; business people bought an Apple II purely to run Visicalc, which greatly pleased Apple, and ultimately led to their giant size and influence nowadays. Visicalc was ported onto a wide variety of other computers in the early 1980’s, and without a doubt it led to the adoption of computers in many companies that had previously done without. Once Visicalc became available for the then new IBM 5150 (what we now refer to as the PC mark one) the future was assured. By this time many other software companies had produced their own versions of an electronic spreadsheet – often with more functions, and Visicalc fell by the wayside. The creators of Visicalc had made one decision which benefitted many in the long run, but led to the demise of their own product – they did not patent or copyright it.  What I find fascinating is that whilst most software has changed beyond recognition over the years, the computer spreadsheet has stayed pretty much the same. If you were to time travel a Visicalc user from 1979 and put them in front of a Windows PC running Microsoft Excel now, they would find that the basic operation was exactly the same, albeit with many more functions and options. The principle has not changed at all. You can see a short video about Visicalc, and the impact it had on businesses large and small below.

Finally the long - awaited report on the Belvedere Splash Park has been published, and not before time. The report, by consultants Waterman Building Services, says closing the park could actually end up costing the council more than fixing it. These are some quotes taken from the report " Soiling from smaller children and babies has resulted in the closing of the facilities for an emergency clean and replacement of the water. The filters lack the efficiency to remove cryptosporidium (an organism which causes stomach upsets), which is resistant to chlorine. There are no ultraviolet filters, which would provide effective control of both legionella and cryptosporidium. The shallow pool for babies and younger children provides an area where standing water can be trapped all day, providing a breeding ground for bacteria, with dirt, debris and whatever else comes into contact with it exposed to high temperatures on hot sunny days". The first option is to update the park’s water treatment system, which would improve water quality and reduce maintenance. This would cost between £230,000 and £380,000, with an additional £42,000 each year for maintenance. The second is to scrap the water treatment and recirculation system and feed the park from the mains water instead. This would involve getting rid of the toddlers’ pool – which the report recommends anyway – and removing some of the features to limit the amount of water used. It would be cheaper than the former option, costing between £175,000 and £330,000, with an additional £35,000 annually for maintenance. The third option is to remove the park and replace it with new play equipment – but even this would cost between £150,000 and £200,000, with annual maintenance costs of £10,000. Many locals suspect that Bexley Council have always favoured the third option; the thinking behind this is that if the Splash Park was fitted out with the swings and roundabouts transferred from the recreation park on the opposite side of Woolwich Road, it would enable the council to sell off the whole plot of land, including the adjacent library to developers - not only would it rake in a lot of cash, but the inevitable blocks of flats that would be built would themselves bring in long term steady revenue in the form of Council Tax. The fate of the Splash Park is now to be decided at the council’s budget meeting on Tuesday, July 21 at 7.30pm in the council chamber. Faye Ockelford, secretary of the Save Belvedere Splash Park campaign, said the report had been “the biggest complete and utter waste of money. They have only looked at three options, The mains-fed solution will never be a viable option because it is a highly residential area and the environmental impact would be horrendous. With no recycling of the water, there isn’t the capacity in the water mains in the area. We want a safe, sustainable splash park, and if the council can't afford to run it we would be happy to look at private alternatives. We have spoken to someone who has offered to take over the running of it. But when we asked Cllr Craske if we could have a meeting, he said no. It seems to me that it has been a cut and dried decision – Old Manor Way is in a Conservative ward, so that has been saved, but the splash park is in a Labour ward, so it’s gone.”

The ending video this week is a little unusual; popular YouTube car review channel XCAR carry out a retrospective review on the Bristol Fighter - a 200mph supercar that many car enthusiasts may not even have heard of. Bristol Cars are a tiny bespoke car manufacturer who have a single showroom in Kensington High Street in London. The make very exclusive, eye wateringly expensive, but very discreet cars - I suppose that you could say that they are the automotive equivalent of a Savile Row tailor. The company make vehicles for extremely wealthy people who consider Ferrari, Aston Martin or Bentley to be too indiscreet and vulgar, or indeed just too commonly seen. Bristol Cars went the way of so many small volume British car manufacturers and went bust in 2011; they were subsequently bought, and have had a large investment made in new premises and machine tools. The company plan to launch a brand new model later this year.  Below is a rare road test of the Bristol Fighter - a car that is rumoured to be one of only fourteen ever built. You can visit the Bristol Cars website by clicking here.

Bad poetry.

The photo above (click for a larger view) shows the boarded up, abandoned and forlorn looking former Erith Pop - In Parlour, located in Cornelia Place, and adjacent to Queen Street, almost opposite the Baptist Church. It was taken back in February 2011, but since then very little has changed - except that it is even more run down and scruffy now. The building was sold to a developer a couple of years ago, and nothing had been heard since; this has very recently changed. One of my local sources has discovered that a planning application has been submitted to Bexley Council to demolish the old Pop - In Parlour and its' former car park, to make way for a four storey block of flats. The proposed block is to consist of six two bedroomed apartments. Whether these will be for rental or sale, I don't yet know, but the smart money would be on the rental market. I somewhat doubt permission will be granted in this form, as the block would both block the light and seriously overlook the houses in Cornelia Place, which are directly adjacent to the proposed development. Local residents would be unable to take a bath or sunbathe in their back gardens without being snooped on by the flat dwellers looking down on them.  The council planning officer has written to all of the house owners in Cornelia Place, and I am aware that their thoughts and opinions will be given due consideration. Hopefully some other design will be proposed. At present Erith is becoming a "dormitory town". Developers are crowding in as many properties into the area as they can; there are a number of reasons for this. Firstly, the London Borough of Bexley is currently the cheapest place to live in Greater London according to official figures, and it also has excellent road and rail links with the whole of the South East region and beyond. The problem is that so many people are moving into Erith, and so many new build properties are being constructed, that I worry how the local infrastructure is going to cope. The electricity, water, gas and drainage systems can only cope with so much - not to mention local schools, shops and health services. It would appear that the volume of construction is very soon going to exceed the capacity for supply of resources. Your thoughts and opinions on this thorny subject would be appreciated.

You may recall that a couple of weeks ago that I wrote about why people putting their feet on the seats of public transport was a health risk, as well as being anti social. I explained that the practice transferred harmful bacteria from dog mess (you don’t actually need to stand in a dog mess to get the bacteria on your shoes – it is spread all over the pavement from the turd as soon as it rains) onto the seat surface, and from the seat surface onto other travellers’ clothes. From there it gets onto their hands, and the rest is history. Back in January 2010, when I was still daily visiting my late Dad in the excellent Gallion’s View nursing home, not very far from Plumstead Bus Garage, I encountered a rather unruly teenager, and managed to teach him a valuable lesson. Many more people now read the Maggot Sandwich, so I don’t mind repeating the short  - and I think fairly amusing account now:- Every so often I encounter a situation where I find myself unable to let matters pass.  Earlier this week, Mum and I were on the bus from Plumstead after visiting Dad in his nursing home. We were sitting on the back seats on the right side of the 99 bus. A couple of stops later a scruffy  and unpleasant smelling kid of about fifteen got on and sat on the left side, putting his filthy trainer encased feet on the seat in front of him. Mum (being the former dinner lady with a reputation for a bellow worthy of a regimental sergeant major) pointedly looked over and asked him to remove his feet, which he grudgingly did. Later, when Mum got off the bus by the Cairngall Medical Centre in Upper Belvedere, the kid put his feet back on the seat. Discreetly, I got out my travel card wallet, and stuck one of my very official, and somewhat impressive looking work office access passes into it. As I got off the bus in Erith, I flashed the "ID" in his unsuspecting face, and told him that if I saw him put his feet on the seats again, there would truly be hell to pay, and that his actions were being recorded on CCTV for potential use in court. He looked genuinely horrified, and grovellingly apologised, then promised not to do it again. I think my point got through rather effectively.  On top of that, I had difficulty keeping a straight face! There is nothing like a small victory in life. Anyway, back to the matter in hand; the fundamental way to keep passing infection from faecal bacteria to people is to make sure that nobody puts their feet on the seat on any form of public transport. Bearing in mind the impossibility of absolutely enforcing this in a nominally free society, the next best prevention from infection is to use anti bacterial hand gel, or good old soap and water as soon as you get home. Where is this all going, you may ask? Well, I have been well and truly hoist by my own petard on this point. Let me explain. Normally one of the first things I do when I get home from work, after removing my coat and boots is to wash my hands with antibacterial hand wash under hot running water. No problems there. Last Friday evening at about 8pm I thought I would do a little bit of evening shopping, so I popped around to Morrison’s to pick up a few bits and pieces. As is my usual practice, I used a hand basket and was in and out of the store in around twenty minutes. Feeling quite happy that I had managed to avoid the Saturday throng, I went home to put my feet up in front of the television, and treated myself to a packet of cheese and onion crisps. In hindsight, this is where things started to go wrong. I had not washed my hands upon returning home. Within twenty four hours I had come down with a nasty case of Gastroenteritis – this was the stomach bug I made reference to last week. At that time I had hoped that it would clear up in a day or two, but suffice to say it lasted for a week. I won’t bother you with the symptoms (you have either had it yourself, and know how horrible it is, or you know someone who has had it). It knocked me completely for six. There are a number of different viruses and bacteria that can cause Gastroenteritis, and quite a few of these are passed on by touch. I am almost certain that this is what happened to me, having picked it up from the handle of the shopping basket. I have been informed that there is a particularly nasty strain currently doing the rounds, and that I was just another victim. Please be warned.

I have had quite a lot of positive feedback regarding the photo of the flooding at Erith Riverside Gardens that was taken by local resident Paul Thomas last week; Paul actually sent me a number of photos, and I was limited to only using one due to the other content I needed to publish (sometimes it is not easy being both the author and the editor). You can see another of Paul’s photos above, which really give a good idea who high the water came, though compared with some other parts of the country, we got off very lightly indeed. One of my contacts has suggested that Paul should send copies of the photos to Bexley Local Studies and Archive Centre for preservation for the future. Whilst the intent is great, I think that until a final decision is made as to whether it is to be moved to Bromley, which would most certainly be the death of it. Instead I would recommend that anyone with photos that they wish to preserve for posterity upload them onto the web. I know this sounds counter – intuitive, as once they are uploaded one has less direct control over them. On the other side, whilst individual web hosting companies may come and go, and physical web servers may fail, the cross referencing nature of the web, and the huge automated web crawlers used by the search engines (OK – Google; there are others like Bing, but almost nobody uses them) which catalogue and archive online content within hours of it being uploaded; this basically gives the data digital immortality, as it is copied onto multiple server farms located around the world. I predict that it will not be very long before a new profession is started – cyber archaeologist. I think that there will be a need for professional web researchers to chase specific data and content – however good a search engine is (and Google is stunningly good, whatever you think of their policies, their technology is amazing). Thus uploading photos for posterity may be the most expedient measure.

Since the closure of my favourite community restaurant – Sweet and Spicy in Brick Lane (the only place worth visiting in that otherwise total tourist trap), I have been looking for an alternative, reasonably priced Asian cafe cum restaurant, and hopefully something a little closer to hand. One of my small band of irregular informers has told me that he has a number of Indian friends; when in the pub recently, he asked them where in the local area they would go for authentic Desi (Indian/Pakistani/Bangladeshi) cuisine. To a person they all said “the Punjabi Dhaba” – a little cafe / takeaway that is located in White Hart Road, a side street just off Plumstead High Street, close to the location of Barclay’s Bank. Obviously in my current condition I am in no position to carry out a review on the place right now, but my source is going to give the place a try and give his opinions. Unfortunately the Punjabi Dhaba has not received any inspection in order to be rated for the “Scores on the Doors” system, so the place is a bit of a mystery. I am hoping to discover good things in due course.  I was secretly pleased this week that the BBC investigative programme “Inside Out” covered the scandal of “Scores on the Doors” rating stickers not being compulsorily displayed in England (in Wales it is now the law). I have been banging on about the issue for well over a year, and I have probably bored a few loyal readers on the subject; it is something that I feel very strongly about – more so that I have now spent the best part of the last week riding the porcelain pony – albeit from a different cause. Anyway, a short video report above basically says everything I have - but with the authority of the BBC.

I think many people are now a lot more cautious when using cash machines; we have all heard horror stories of criminal gangs fitting devices to “skim” bank card details from customers, so that the crooks can later empty their bank accounts. There have also been rather less subtle approaches, with rather dim criminals trying to haul cash machines out of walls with JCB’s or other industrial equipment. All this has now inevitably become a lot more sophisticated.  Cash machines are actually not much more than a common or garden PC running Windows, which is hooked up to some custom hardware. The very clever bad guys have discovered that it is possible to discreetly cut a small hole in the customer facing case of the machine, and to then insert a bootable USB memory stick, which contains malware which partially rewrites the cash machine software. Once the software is thus compromised, the crooks remove the USB drive, seal up the hole in the case so that there appears to have been no tampering, and they go on their way. Some time later a “foot soldier” will be sent to the cash machine when it is quiet and few people are around. The low level crook will phone the mastermind to be given a one – off twelve digit code to punch into the cash machines’ keypad. This will open a secret menu and allow the foot soldier to empty the machine at will. The reason for the one time code is that the masterminds behind this offence don’t want any of their foot soldiers “going self employed” and emptying machines at will; on top of this, there is more than one gang employing these techniques, and the bosses want to protect their investments. This security loophole in several makes of cash machine hardware – principally machines manufactured by Tranax Technologies and Triton Systems have been known since July 2010, but quite a few banks and financial institutions have taken no measures to prevent the exploit. What is even more astonishing is exactly how easy the scam is to block. All the bank cash machine technicians need to do is make sure the “Boot from USB” option is disabled; personally I am astonished that all USB and other non essential communications ports are not disabled by default on all cash machines; it is a fundamental security measure that any IT security auditor should have picked up instantly. Fortunately for people in the UK and Europe, this exploit first showed up in South America, and with any luck lessons will have been learned. A worrying story, nevertheless.

It might seem hard to believe now, but there was a (relatively brief) period when Erith had a reputation as a desirable holiday resort. Stop sniggering at the back! In 1842 a wooden pier was built on the river front (well, there would not be much point in building it anywhere else). Alongside the pier, a pier hotel was constructed; to add to the attraction a large formal garden, complete with an Arboretum (a tree garden) was also created. For a period it was a popular holiday destination. Some locals were more than a little impressed with the place. A certain James Barnard of Erith was a watchmaker and occasional, very bad poet. He wrote the following poem about the Erith Arboretum, for which I can only apologise in advance. It is one of the most excruciatingly awful poems ever put to paper. You have been warned!

Upon my life, my dearest wife,

The children we must treat ‘em,

So dress them gay, and we’ll away

To the Erith Arboretum.

We’re now afloat in this fast steamboat,

(There go two more – we’ll beat ‘em),

As with the tide we swiftly glide,

To the Erith Arboretum.

A day like this is health and bliss,

The doctors, how we cheat ‘em,

When we take the air in the region fair

Of the Erith Arboretum.

Now mark the flowers and the shady bowers,

Where lovers fondly seat ‘em,

Or laugh and talk as they take their walk

In the Erith Arboretum.

At the Pier Hotel they’ll serve them well –

No other house can beat ‘em –

So we will dine and take our wine

At the Erith Arboretum.

‘Tis time, I see, to take some tea,

(The shrimps by scores we’ll eat ‘em),

And then away, at the close of day,

From the Erith Arboretum.

Now if my song has been too long,

The strains I’ll ne’er repeat ‘em,

But nevertheless I’ll drink success

To the Erith Arboretum.

The Arboretum closed down shortly thereafter, and was converted into a coal yard, and the adjacent hotel became its offices. The problem had partly been that the hotel and gardens were poorly built and not well maintained. They looked very impressive for the first few years, but soon wear and tear took its toll. On top of this, steam ferries started running trips from central London to places like Southend, enabling many low income families to travel further from home, and Erith then got overlooked. The outfall from Crossness Sewage Works, the Lower Belvedere Artificial Manure Works, and the nearby Thames Fish Guano Company must have made summer holidays in Erith a somewhat pungent experience as well! Nowadays locals complain about the occasional nasty pong from the ADM Oils factory in Church Manorway; I think we have got off relatively lightly compared with back in James Barnard’s time.

Bexley Council do a lot of things badly – as Malcolm Knight of the Bexley is Bonkers website more than ably documents on a virtual daily basis. Occasionally they do things well. The London Borough of Bexley is by far the best performing borough in relation to recycling domestic waste than any other in Greater London. Not that this absolves them from the catalogue of management and public relations disasters, such as their long time and illegal ban on recording council sessions, which has only recently, and very grudgingly been dropped. What will prove interesting is the next set of local council elections. I understand that a number of Bexley residents are considering standing as independent councillors for various wards. The idea behind this is to break up the current regime, based pretty much along party politics lines, and also to force the council to become more honest and open in its work, and the way in which in communicates with local residents. This looks like it should be a good deal – as long as a couple of independents can get elected, which is a different story altogether. No doubt more will develop on this story over the coming months.

The end video this week is a brand new, feature – length episode of the web based TV series “Star Trek – Phase Two”. There are tons of fan made films available on YouTube and elsewhere, and many are absolutely dreadful, albeit with good intentions. ST:PII (as it is referred to in the abbreviated form) is indeed made by a not – for – profit group, including a number of Star Trek fans. In pretty much every other way the group is fundamentally different from the normal fan film. The reasons are that the show runner, writers, special effects team and a number of the actors are people who have worked on “real” Star Trek. The Consulting Producer is Eugene Roddenberry Jr – the son of Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry, and the writing team is led by David Gerrold and D.C Fontana – both multiple award winning sci fi writers who wrote some of the best episodes of the original Star Trek series. The premise behind Star Trek: Phase Two is that Star Trek did not get cancelled at the end of the third series in 1969, but carried onto a successful fourth series. Show creator Gene Roddenberry had intended on adding new cast members, and making some subtle updates to the shows’ look and feel for the fourth series. These were never originally implemented because of the shows’ cancellation. Phase two undertakes this. Several episodes which were written, but never filmed back then have been given an overhaul and have now been made and released. So “official” is ST:PII that all of the main actors had minor roles in the recent Star Trek reboot movie made by J.J Abrams. On top of this, there are guest appearances by a number of very familiar faces. When it is all said and done, the bottom line is, are they any good? I have to say yes, very good indeed. The production values are exceedingly high, as you will see if you watch the newly released episode “Kitumba” below. The Enterprise is ordered to violate the neutral zone and voyage directly to the Klingon home world Qo'nos on a virtual suicide mission, in order to prevent a galactic war. It is great stuff – well written, convincingly played and there are some lovely touches and subtle in – jokes too. If the Admiral at the start looks strangely familiar, it is because he is played by Gil Gerard, star of the early eighties TV Series “Buck Rogers in the 25^th Century”. Look out also for a “blink and you will miss it” cameo by Christopher Lloyd – most famously known for his role as Emmett “Doc” Brown in the Back to the Future films. Give it a try and leave a comment below, or Email me directly at hugh.neal@gmail.com