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Sunday, September 02, 2018

Licensing.


I took the two photos above yesterday afternoon; they show the nearly completed conversion of the ground floor - the former bar area of the White Hart pub in Erith High Street into a brand new African restaurant and bar, which is scheduled to open on the 16th of September. The upper floors were converted into a number of luxury apartments, and have been occupied for around six months already.  There are some concerns about the ground floor restaurant / bar - until very recently a drinks and music licence application was on display in the window by the entrance to the bar area. It detailed the proposed opening hours of the establishment, and this led to widespread concern amongst local residents. The original licence application stated that the restaurant / bar would be open from 10am until 5am the next morning, and serving alcohol until 4.30am. My personal opinion is that this is just a "fishing trip" by the bar owners - they don't actually expect to get this application granted, but they are seeing what they can get away with. Bearing in mind the White Hart is located in a conservation area; it has retirement apartments behind it, and sheltered housing very close by, I would not expect the licencing authorities to treat this current application sympathetically. Nevertheless, since the White Hart has now publicly announced that it plans to open to the public on the 16th of September, it may be that feedback from local people needs to be amplified. I suspect that an application to serve alcoholic drinks from midday to midnight on a Friday and Saturday, and midday to 11pm on other days is far more likely to be granted. Nowadays the licencing application process formerly operated by Bexley Council is outsourced to Sevenoaks Borough Council. Any objections to the proposed White Hart opening hours needs to be raised by sending an Email to Licensing@sevenoaks.gov.uk. You need to include your name and address in any correspondence, but this will not be passed on to the licence applicant. 


You may recall that back on the 12th of August I reported that there was a UK wide shortage of  Rose's Lime Juice Cordial, after the company confirmed there had been a fire at its factory. Coca Cola, which owns the brand, confirmed to the press that production had been temporarily suspended in a public apology to customers. It was hoped that supplies of the famous drink would return to normal within a few weeks. The oldest manufactured soft drink in the world is now slowly finding its way back onto supermarket shelves, after an absence of around a month - though I have to admit that it has seemed far longer to me. I managed to purchase the only two bottles in the soft drinks section of Morrison's in Erith on Bank Holiday Monday - I was not being greedy - one bottle is for me, the other is for my Mum, who is also a fan of the cordial.  One thing I did notice was that the two bottles in the photograph above (click on it for a larger version) were not filled to precisely the same level. This is unusual, as Rose's quality control is normally very high. I presume that in setting up a new production facility after the catastrophic fire has probably meant that some short - term corners have had to be cut in order to get the lime juice cordial production line rolling as quickly as possible. In the meantime I tried another brand of lime juice cordial, and I found it to be utterly disgusting - it was extremely synthetically sweet, had very little actual lime flavour, and had a cloying mouth feel. Roses only make lime juice cordial under their own brand - they don't make it for others to sell under their own labels. It is a somewhat unusual (for nowadays, at least) example of "accept no substitutes".

In addition to the usual weekly local safety and security updates, which will be featured later in this blog update, here is a message from Mark Piggott of the Slade Green and North End Safer Neighbourhood  Team:- "Community Contact Sessions dates and times in the Ward for September 2018 are listed below. SATURDAY 08/SEPTEMBER/2018  1000hrs FOREST ROAD CAFÉ.  FRIDAY 21 SEPTEMBER 2018  1900hrs PIER ROAD SNT BASE. THURSDAY 27 SEPTEMBER 2018  1100hrs SLADE GREEN LIBRARY. We will also be at the Slade Green Big Local Community Day on Saturday 15th September from 1pm in St Augustines Church Hall, we will have a stall with Neighbourhood Watch which will have Crime Prevention advice and leaflets as well as being there to talk over any local issues, come along and see us if you are free. School gate patrols will continue from next week once all schools are back. If there are any issues that affect you or you have any information you feel we may need to know, please come and see us. All information is dealt with in the strictest confidence. You can also use these sessions to report crime. If you have no issues or information, come and see us anyway! Please remember our phone is only on when we are at work and is only for information purposes, so please leave a name and number if you call us and we don't answer on 0208 7212023. Alternatively we can also be reached via email on NorthendSNT@met.police.uk. You can now follow the team on Twitter @MPSNorthEndRY. If you would like to become involved with Neighbourhood Watch and set up a scheme for your road (if you do not have one), please let us know. If you are unsure if you do have a scheme in your road, again, email us and we can let you know".


On Tuesday afternoon, I found myself in Bellegrove Road in Welling, after a visit to the exceptionally excellent Wide Shoes Shop - the only place where I can reliably purchase shoes that actually fit me properly. After buying a new pair of shoes, I walked along the road until I reached the long established independent record dealer Cruisin’ Records in Welling. The place is a goldmine of recorded music - they stock everything from the latest chart CD's classic vinyl, collectable picture disks and even vintage shellac 78's, along with DVD's and Blu Ray films. It is truly a remarkable place - I could have spent ages in the store. I recall visiting the shop back in the 1980’s – it held a bewildering variety of stock, from pretty much every musical genre; at the time it leaned towards jazz funk and soul, and I can recall hearing adverts for the shop on several dance themed pirate radio stations at the time. Erith used to have an independent record shop, which was part of a small chain – T.W Records was located on the site of the mini cab office on the junction of Pier Road and Cross Street. It was a strange place, managed by a person of (to me anyway) indeterminate gender. I never really worked out whether they were he or she, or perhaps somewhere in between. They were not exactly unfriendly, more distant and uninterested – well, that was my impression anyway. The shop was on split levels, with most chart singles and albums on the lower tier, and the more obscure genres, along with a couple of slot machines, and the cash desk were on the upper tier. What anyone who ever visited the place always recalls is the ceiling, which was remarkable – giant purple plaster stalactites hung down, almost reaching head height when you were on the upper tier – they had been there for as long as I could recall. T.W records also had a shop in Bexleyheath, near the clock tower, where the Furze Wren is now located, as well as a third in Plumstead High Street, though I never visited that branch. The Bexleyheath shop also housed a small cafe, that constantly seemed busy, though I reckon some of their customers nursed a cup of tea and a bacon sarnie for hours. It was a much more conventional looking shop, but both the Erith and Bexleyheath stores had one thing in common – it was widely known that they were both chart return shops. They had special tills that monitored record sales that fed into the weekly record chart. It was meant to be secret, but pretty much everyone – including the record company sales reps knew which shops were chart return, and always made sure that rarities, picture disks and other items desirable to collectors would make their way to those outlets. I recall that the Erith branch would often have large promotional displays in the window, which were left lit up at night, the glow from these would reflect off the purple stalactites to give an eerie atmosphere – very surreal stuff. A pity that the shops are long gone – but at least Cruisin’ Records in Welling are carrying on the tradition.

It is well documented that aside from the Maggot Sandwich, I have virtually no online presence; I certainly don't have any truck with social media such as Facebook or Snapchat. I know that many people pretty much run their lives by Facebook, but the idea of exposing so much personal information to others is an anathema to me - what I publish on the Blog is tightly controlled, which is something that I value. It would appear that distrust of social media is spreading to those who might have been thought to have been some of its most enthusiastic users. It is widely believed that young people are hopelessly devoted to social media. Teenagers, according to this stereotype, tweet, gram, Snap and scroll. Having said that, for every young person hunched over a screen, there are others for whom social media no longer holds such an allure. These teens are turning their backs on the technology – and there are more of them than you might think. While many people been engrossed in the Instagram lives of co-workers and peers, a backlash among young people has been quietly boiling. One 2017 survey of British schoolchildren found that 63 percent would be happy if social media had never been invented. Another survey of 9,000 internet users from the research firm Ampere Analysis found that people aged 18-24 had significantly changed their attitudes towards social media in the past two years. Whereas 66 percent of this demographic agreed with the statement “social media is important to me” in 2016, only 57 percent make this claim in 2018. As young people increasingly reject social media, older generations increasingly embrace it: among the 45-plus age bracket, the proportion who value social media has increased from 23 percent to 28 percent in the past year, according to Ampere’s data. This is part of a wider trend. According to a study by US marketing firm Hill Holliday of Generation Z – people born after 1995 – half of those surveyed stated they had quit or were considering quitting at least one social media platform.  Studies have shown that social media use can negatively affect mental wellbeing, and adolescents are particularly susceptible: one nationally representative survey of US 13 to 18-year-olds linked heavier social media use to depression and suicide, particularly in girls. 41 percent of the Generation Z teens surveyed by Hill Holliday reported that social media made them feel anxious, sad or depressed. Developers of platforms such as Facebook have admitted that they were designed to be addictive. In fact the senior executives at sites such as Facebook and Instagram rarely if ever use their own products. Over at Twitter, the story is the same. Of the company’s nine most senior executives, only four tweet more than once a day on average. Ned Seagal, its chief financial officer, has been on the site for more than six years and has sent fewer than two tweets a month. It is a pattern that holds true across the sector. For all the industry’s focus on “eating your own dog food”, the most diehard users of social media are rarely those sitting in a position of power. Sean Parker, the founding president of Facebook, broke the official silence in October last year, telling a conference in Philadelphia that he was “something of a conscientious objector” to social media. “The thought process that went into building these applications, Facebook being the first of them … was all about: ‘How do we consume as much of your time and conscious attention as possible?’ That means that we need to sort of give you a little dopamine hit every once in a while, because someone liked or commented on a photo or a post or whatever. And that’s going to get you to contribute more content and that’s going to get you … more likes and comments,” he said. The short-term, dopamine-driven feedback loops that we have created are destroying how society works. Former Facebook executive Chamath Palihapitiya said in an interview in the Guardian that:- “It’s a social-validation feedback loop … exactly the kind of thing that a hacker like myself would come up with, because you’re exploiting a vulnerability in human psychology. The inventors, creators – me, Mark [Zuckerberg], Kevin Systrom on Instagram, all of these people – understood this consciously. And we did it anyway.” A month later, Parker was joined by another Facebook objector, former vice-president for user growth Chamath Palihapitiya. “The short-term, dopamine-driven feedback loops that we have created are destroying how society works. No civil discourse, no cooperation; misinformation, mistruth,” Palihapitiya said at a conference in Stanford, California. In a further recently published article, Adam Alter, a psychologist and the author of Irresistible, an examination of technology addiction, wrote that "it is almost beside the point whether social media makes you happy or sad in the short term. The deeper issue is that your usage is compulsive – or even addictive. The addiction concept applies much more broadly and to many more behaviours than we perhaps thought and also therefore applies to many more people in the population. Roughly half the adult population has at least one behavioural addiction. Not many of us have substance addictions, but the way the world works today there are many, many behaviours that are hard for us to resist and a lot of us develop self-undermining attachments to those behaviours that border on or become addictions". These addictions haven’t happened accidentally, Alter argues. Instead, they are a direct result of the intention of companies such as Facebook and Twitter to build “sticky” products, ones that we want to come back to over and over again. “The companies that are producing these products, the very large technology companies in particular, are producing them with the intent to hook. They are doing their very best to ensure not that our wellbeing is preserved, but that we spend as much time on their products and on their programs and apps as possible. That is their key goal: it’s not to make a product that people enjoy and therefore becomes profitable, but rather to make a product that people can’t stop using and therefore becomes profitable". A campaign to get people to "go cold turkey" in respect of using social media has been launched - click here to read more about it. What do you think? Leave a comment below, or alternatively Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com.


As previously mentioned, now that we no longer have a Danson Show, the only nearby alternative is the annual show held in Havering, just across the River Thames, which took place last weekend. The Havering Show attracted an estimated 30,000 revellers, who braved the weather to hear S Club Party, Heatwave, Curiosity Killed the Cat, Baby D and a whole host of other acts over the two days in Harrow Lodge Park. Councillor Damian White, Leader of Havering Council, said: “Once again it was great to see thousands of people enjoying themselves at what was the 40th anniversary Havering Show over the Bank Holiday weekend. Despite the bad weather on Sunday, many still braved the rain and were determined to have a good time and we hope they did". What I fail to understand is that the London Borough of Havering has a roughly similar population, demographic and even a similar geography - albeit they have a superior public transportation system as the borough is well served by Tube stations - but overall the place is very similar to Bexley. How come Havering Council can organise and finance a very successful annual public festival - and Bexley cannot (or more likely will not)? I think it shows a fundamental difference in the ways the two councils operate. Indeed, it may be that the London Borough of Bexley is in fact missing a very important revenue stream; In a report in the Guardian this week, a study by the urban geographer Dr Andrew Smith, who examined the changing use of three of London’s green spaces: Finsbury Park, Gunnersbury Park and Brockwell Park, to the North, West and South-East of central London.  He argued that councils are depending more and more on the revenues they raise by renting parks out privately for large events such as concerts and festivals. One illuminating discovery was that Battersea Park had played host to approximately 99 festivals in 1991, but more than 600 in 2016. The Friends of Finsbury Park claim that in the first eight months of 2018 the park has been “occupied” by festivals for 113 days (Haringey council contests the figure, putting it at 66 days, and says that events such as the Wireless festival do not take over the entire park but merely a portion of it). Smith’s research focused on London, but the picture is similar throughout the UK, from Heaton Park in Manchester to Sefton Park in Liverpool (where, in fact, the council and residents came to an agreement over noise levels), from Hylands Park in Chelmsford, where the V festival has given way to the RiZe festival, to Eastville Park in Bristol, soon to host the Tokyo World Festival. There seems to be a clear delineation between those who wish to preserve the integrity of open spaces as one of the few areas of urban life that can be accessed for free by a wide range of people, and those who point to the importance of using those spaces to generate a more diverse range of activities and, by extension, users. That councils have also been forced to seek ever more lucrative ways of creating revenue is largely beyond dispute. It seems to me that using Bexley's larger parks and open spaces for occasional public events would benefit both the council and local residents. Certainly the commercialisation of parks to the extent of Battersea or Finsbury should be avoided, but to be honest as an outer London borough, Bexley would never attract the number or size of events of those locations. If you have any deeper insight into this, please let me know at the usual address - any feedback can be completely confidential, should you so wish.

Now for the weekly safety and security updates from Bexley Borough Neighbourhood Watch Association; firstly from Barnehurst ward:- "Unfortunately Barnehurst Ward has suffered one burglary in Merewood Road. This burglary would have took place anytime between Monday 20th August and Friday 24th August 2018. The victim has returned home to find a smashed window caused by a stone which was found on a work surface within the property. An untidy search took place in every room. Unfortunately there was no CCTV and following door to door enquiries nothing was seen or heard. On Monday 27th August between the hours of 10.00pm and 07.00am in Hillingdon Road there was a theft from a motor vehicle. Personal items were taken from the vehicle. One of our Neighbourhood Watch Coordinators contacted us to report possible cold callers that have been canvassing in Erith so may encroach onto Barnehurst Ward. It was reported that the males knocking on doors claim to be from a company called Energy United and want to discuss energy bills with residents. Please do not answer the door to anyone who you are unsure off and always check all details of energy suppliers before agreeing to their terms and conditions. Unfortunately all sorts of reasons are given to residents for the knock on the door but in reality it's a method for the burglar to establish whether someone is home or not or whether the resident is vulnerable in order to gain access. The team have carried out street a week to Parkside Cross, Hornbeam Lane and Hemsted Close, all with good feedback from the residents with regards feeling safe in their area. We also managed to recruit a Neighbourhood Watch Coordinator from Hornbeam Lane. Due to unforeseen circumstances the team arrived slightly late for the weekly contact session however we did meet a resident who had arrived as we did but apologies to those who may have turned up and left before we arrived. Please join us for our next community contact session at Barnehurst Golf Club on Wednesday 05th September at 1pm". Belvedere ward:- "Unfortunately we are starting to get reports of theft of mail and related fraud offences taking place on the Belvedere Park Estate again. This time the focus seems to be on Jutland House. If anyone does experience theft of mail please report to us by either calling 101 or via our website www.met.police.uk and click on the ‘report it' link. If anyone is a victim of fraud please contact Action Fraud via their website at www.actionfraud.police.uk or calling 0300 123 2040. If someone is seen to take post from another's post-box please call 999 immediately. Or if anyone does have any information about who may be responsible please get in touch with the team by calling 0208 721 2050 or e-mail belvedere.snt@met.police.uk. Any contact and information given will be treated in confidence. Drop in surgery on 06/09/2018 at the Community Centre Café from 12:00 until 13:00". From Neighbourhood Watch Office - Andrew Davis:- "A resident from Chapman Road contacted us advising that there have been scrambler bikes being ridden (by school-aged / youths, no helmets) most afternoons this week in Streamway which were causing residents concern with it being a popular place for families and dog walkers. We have forwarded the details on to the Erith SNT team and advised the resident to consider calling 101. We have also had similar reported but on the road - Erith Road, Upper Belvedere and Nuxley Road". From Member of the Public - in Belvedere:- "Just a brief note to say a big thank you to the Belvedere team for sorting out the problem of the team of 'beggars' who were targeting Nuxley Road. Their behaviour was increasingly getting worse, with up to five or six men appearing together the following Saturday afternoon including the bald man and the white-haired/bearded man that I had mentioned, and others of various ages. They were drinking and being quite aggressive with passers-by. However, since then there has been blissful respite from their presence, so presumably the team stepped in and have dealt with the problem. Myself and my neighbours are very grateful for your actions in addressing this nuisance which was was rapidly escalating to becoming a significant issue in the area". Bexleyheath ward:- "Unfortunately, we have had had two reported burglaries on the ward recently as well as one attempted burglary. One was reported on the 26/08/2018 along Bedonwell Road, jewellery taken but method of entry is unknown. The other took place between 26/08/2018 and 27/08/2018 along Woolwich Road, Bexleyheath. Entry was gained through ground floor kitchen window and Jewellery was taken. The attempted burglary had taken place on the 26/08/2018 along Sterling Road Bexleyheath. Suspects had accessed the rear of the property via the side and the rear patio door was smashed. On the 25/08/2018 we had a report of money and a mobile phone stolen from the victim outside the Furz Wren Public House. Also between 13/08/2018 and 23/07/2018 – Furniture and televisions were stolen from inside a shop along the Broadway Bexleyheath. A theft of pedal cycle was reported on the 22/08/2018 which was taken from outside The Rose PH along the Broadway. Between the 27/08/2018 and 28/08/2018 – There was a report of a criminal damage to motor vehicle along Broomfield Road Bexleyheath, driver side window was smashed. At ASDA's in Bexleyheath a purse was stolen from the checkout area in the store. Between 3pm & 4pm, we shall be holding our next contact session on the 07/09/2018 at Café Nero along the Broadway Bexleyheath. Please spread the word and you are welcome to pop along and have a chat. The team are targeting patrols around Martens Grove and Grove Road especially around the garages to reduce any further reports of anti-social behaviour. If you do wish to pass on information to Police then please contact Crime stoppers on 0800 555111. Please do not hesitate to contact us via Twitter, Facebook, email and the ward phone. If you are after crime prevention advice, please look at the Met Police website which has lots of information that you may find useful. Remember in an emergency please dial 999 and 101 for non-urgent reporting". Crayford ward:- "On Wednesday 26th August between 6am and 17.20 a grey Saracen mountain bike was stolen from the bicycle rack at Crayford BR Station. It had been secured by a heavy duty lock. This matter has been referred to the British Transport Police for further investigation. It has been reported that on Friday 24th August between 01.05 and 01.08 am a residential burglary took place in Woodside Road. Entry was via an insecure front door and cash, a laptop and Silver Audi A4 was stolen. On Thursday 23rd August at about 09.50 a black Vauxhall Astra made off from police and was later discovered abandoned near Bourne Road with weapons inside. The vehicle was seized and the investigation is ongoing. On Saturday 25th August at 23.15 a vehicle was stopped in Watling Street and the suspect admitted to having cannabis about their person, this was dealt with by use of community resolution. On Saturday 25th August at 16.15 there was a racially aggravated road rage incident. Whilst driving along Bourne Road the victim was racially abused, the suspect was banging on their car window with their fist and the car was kicked, further along the road the victim sustained a graze to their arm by the suspect after getting out of their vehicle. The number plate of the suspect's vehicle was given to police along with that person's photo. On Sunday 19th August between 13.00-20.30 front and rear number plates were stolen from a vehicle parked outside 160 Maiden Lane. On Monday 27th August at 11.25am a bag containing a mobile phone, wallet and keys was stolen from a car parked in Crayford High Street whilst the driver was present. The suspect opened the passenger door and snatched the bag that was on the passenger seat. The suspect was described as white, aged abut 30-35 years, black hair, slim build wearing a red top and black bottoms. It cannot be stressed enough how important it is to keep personal effects out of sight whilst in your vehicle to prevent opportunist theft. Between 21.00 on Monday 20 August and 13.30 on Tuesday 21 August front and rear number plates were stolen from a parked vehicle in Maiden Lane close to Alcock Crescent. We've been out and about patrolling Crayford ward including open spaces and have enjoyed meeting so many people. We are aware of drug taking at Biggs Hill Wood and whilst patrolling there last week two youths were stopped for drugs offences. There was a foot chase as the Male ran off across to Shenstone Park, the Female is currently being dealt with by the Youth Offending Team (YOT) and provided she complies with what is expected of her will receive a community resolution. Two people were stopped today for using their mobile phones whilst driving, using a mobile phone as a Sat Nav in your hand is not a defence! On Thursday whilst on foot patrol I was stopped in Watling Street as a dog had been seen running in the road. Two vehicles had stopped and the occupants had got out to prevent the dog coming to harm and to check it was not injured. The dog was unharmed but scared and although wearing a collar, did not have a nametag. The gentleman in one vehicle attached a make shift lead to the dog's collar and the lady from the other vehicle very kindly offered to take the dog to a local vet to see if it was micro-chipped. Sadly, no microchip and the lady drove the dog to the dog warden at Sidcup to be cared for. A very big thank you to these lovely people for their care and assistance for the dog. A CAD was created so that if the owner called 101 they would know where to locate their pet. These things happen, pets escape sometimes. All dog owners are responsible for ensuring their dogs are microchipped and recorded, regardless of whether they got their dog before the legislation on microchipping came in to effect (2016) and to ensure that these details are kept up to date. This must be done by an authorised implanter. A person can be fined if they don't meet this requirement, although generally they will be given time to comply. Lost or stray dogs can be reunited with their owners quickly, less upset for dog and owner. Also, dogs are required by law to wear a collar and identity tag in a public place. If you have a dog, maybe one that is a little older, perhaps take a moment to check that your loyal friend is suitably micro-chipped please". Erith ward:- "Weekly crimes of note - Other theft 21/08/2018, Bexley Road - theft of three flower baskets from his garden Criminal Damage U £500 23/08/2018, Pembroke Road - Suspect has smashed a window at the location by way of throwing a brick at it; Theft of cycle 25/08/2018 Erith Pier, Erith High Street - Suspect has taken victim's unattended bicycle but was unable to ride it and gave it back to victim; Other theft 25/08/2018 Super Save West Street - Shoplifters -  the total value of the stolen items is £3.00 (2 X cans of beer); Theft from MV (Motor Vehicle) 11/08/2018 Riverdale Road - Vehicle broken into at location and cash taken from within. Mess caused; Other theft 26/08/2018 Wm Morrison Supermarkets Plc, James Watt Way - The suspect drove off without paying for petrol; Theft of cycle 27/08/2018 McDonalds Restaurants Ltd, James Watt Way - Pedal bike was stolen from outside McDonalds; Theft of MV 28/08/2018 Cricketers Close - broke the lock on the victims bike and tried to remove it by breaking the steering lock and pushing it up the road before dropping it and running off once challenged by an unknown person. The next Community Contact Session is on Tuesday 4th September, 11am -12noon at Costa, Erith. Crime prevention advice this week - What you can do about harassment - https://www.met.police.uk/cp/crime-prevention/harassment/what-do-about-harassment/ . Having your car broken into and losing your things to thieves can be very distressing. Here are a few simple steps you can take to keep your vehicle, and what's in it, safe - https://www.met.police.uk/cp/crime-prevention/theft-from-a-vehicle/vehicle-safe-and-sound/" Northumberland Heath ward:- "Sadly, we have had several burglaries reported to us over the past few days. One took place in Parsonage Manorway on Friday August 24th between 7.30am – 6.30pm whilst the occupiers were out at work .It is believed entry was gained via a downstairs kitchen window. Passports, jewellery and bank cards were stolen. We have also had two burglaries in Mill Road. The first took place on the evening of Saturday 25th of August, or possibly overnight as it was not discovered until mid-morning on Sunday 26th. It is believed that entry was gained via a bathroom window , an untidy search was conducted and several high value pieces of jewellery were stolen. The occupants were not present at the time of the burglary. The second burglary in Mill Road took place between Sunday 26th 5.30pm and Bank holiday Monday 27th August at midday. The occupants have only recently acquired the property and were in the process of moving personal possessions in when the burglary took place. A downstairs rear window pane was smashed and an untidy search of the premises was conducted. Several items of jewellery and a toaster were stolen. On a slighter happier note, no vehicle crimes have been reported to us over the last week. PC Tom Smith stopped and searched two youths on Tuesday afternoon in the alleyway between Frinsted Road and Avenue Road, and having smelt cannabis the male and female youths will be investigated further".


Slade Green and North End ward:- "No burglaries in the last 2 weeks which is good news. In fact, there are no crimes of note to report for the last week. A resident contacted the team on Tuesday to inform us of a knife they had found near a garage area on the ward. We recovered the knife (see photo) and it is to be destroyed on borough. There is no evidence suggesting that the knife has been used in any crime but it is still good intelligence received by a local resident which is why we always urge the public to contact us with any concerns or questions that they think we need to be aware of. A male was stopped and searched by PC Mark last Thursday afternoon and cannabis was found in his possession and seized. The relevant warnings were issued and the investigation continues.Proactive patrols have been made in all the ward promise areas, parks and open spaces as well as the shops in the ward. We have been in the new Premier shop in Manor Road (what used to be the Royal Alfred Pub) and it is very nice indeed. Worth a look if you are passing. A group of 4 males were stopped outside McColls in Forest Road but it turned out they were just waiting for someone. No off road bikes seen over the marshes last Sunday which is good news but the rain may have played a part. Our next Community Contact Session is on Saturday 8th September, 10am at the Forest Road Café". Thamesmead East ward:- "Good news stories - On Sunday 26/08/18 PC's Pruden, Quarshie-Awuah and PCSO Hobbs attended a community event at the Emmanual Baptist church, taking part in a table tennis tournament. Despite the bad weather a BBQ was still held. Photos on twitter @MPSThamesmeadE. No burglaries to report this week. Keep vigilant at all times. Motor vehicle crimes - be fixed, now believed to have been stolen between the dates of 20/07/18 and 28/08/18 from Thamesbank Place. On Tuesday 28/08/18 at about 01:00 am a vehicle parked in Aspen Green had the window smashed. The next Community Contact Session is on Thursday 05/09/18 between the hours of 2:00 pm and 3:00pm at The Link, Bazalgette Way. All are welcome. Don't make yourself a target for thieves on bikes - Criminals are using mopeds and cycles to snatch phones and valuables. They often ride up behind the victim and even mount the pavement to grab them. Don't text while walking as you'll be distracted .Go hands free or stand away from the roadside, near a wall ,so no one can come up behind you. Make sure the security features on your phone are activated. Don't openly display high value watches and jewellery.  Keep handbags fastened and close to you". West Heath ward:- "West Heath has been unusually busy over the last week with 2 residential burglaries in Amberely Road between midday Thursday 24th and 11pm Sunday 26th Bank Holiday weekend. One was forced entry to the rear kitchen door and an untidy search was conducted, at this point it is still not known what may have been taken. The other burglary was a forced entry to a brick out building in the back garden and power tools taken. There was also an attempted burglary in Exmouth Road resulting in criminal damage to another property on Sunday 26th around 9.30pm. The suspects fled the scene when disturbed by a neighbour. The team have targeted our patrols of known drug hotspots across the ward both on foot and car".

The ending video this week shows street views in and around Erith that was filmed relatively recently; whilst this probably won't have a lot of interest to local people right now, I feel that it will be an invaluable historical document in the future. If you think of the old cine film footage from years past that just shows people going along with their everyday duties, and how much it is possible to learn from them, I think in the decades to come, video footage such as that in the piece below will give viewers a very good idea of what things were like now. What do you think? Please leave a comment below, or Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com.

Sunday, August 16, 2015

Sunset over Erith.


There are times when Erith can look vaguely exotic – such as when I took the photo above at around 8pm last Sunday evening - click on the picture for a larger version. It was taken from the Thames side path that runs behind the riverside apartments and town houses at the end of James Watt Way. I had walked along the path earlier in the day, but at that time the tide was out and the light was nothing like as interesting. Once the tide returned, covering up the unsightly (and somewhat whiffy when the wind is blowing the wrong way) Thames mud, and the sun began setting, the whole scene got a lot more interesting. Whilst I would be hard pressed to describe the Erith river front as glamorous, there are scant moments when conditions are just right when it can look utterly stunning. The reason for my walk along the riverfront that evening was twofold; firstly to try and catch the sunset with my camera on a lovely, calm evening, and on a less creative and more practical level, to see if I could photograph any of the scooter – riding scrotes who illegally race around the local area, and often ride along the riverfront walk. I had heard the “wasp in a biscuit tin” whine of scooter engines from home for much of the afternoon – there seemed to be more of the scumbags around than normal – and let me make it clear, I have absolutely nothing against the normal young lads (it is always guys, I have yet to see a girl riding a moped or scooter locally) whose first taste of independent motorised transport is a 50cc scooter. What annoys me and many other local people are the illegal riders who ride frequently stolen bikes on false plates with no helmets, insurance or consideration for either other road or pavement users. I don't know if these illegal riders are part of the Bike Life TV UK group who congregate around Thamesmead, Lower Belvedere and Erith, and one of whose members was recently killed outside The Morgan pub in Picardy Manorway. Whether they are or not, they pose a real threat to local road users and pedestrians alike. I soon encountered two illegal scooter riders, one of whom came zooming along the riverside walk, straight past me; he met up with another illegal rider on James Watt Way, where they both proceeded to pull wheelies on the public road. I managed to photograph them doing this, and the evidence has been passed to the Police for investigation - with the following result. Why the illegal riders all have to pull wheelies utterly escapes me; if you visit the Bike Life TV UK YouTube channel or Facebook page, all of the videos and seemingly most of the photographs show youths doing wheelies on mopeds and quad bikes – what really is the point of it? – It would be cheaper to have “I am an utter dickhead” tattooed over their foreheads, and the end result would be the same. Talking of Facebook; I needed to carry out some research on a couple of stories I will be featuring in a future edition of the Maggot Sandwich. In order to undertake the research, I had to create a Facebook account. As many readers will already know, I don't use Facebook or any form of social media, and I very tightly control the information that is available to the public outside of this blog. Pundits complain about the data they suppose that GCHQ and the NSA glean about the general public, not realising the irony that the biggest collector of personal data in the world is actually Facebook. Nevertheless I created an entirely fictional account (which has now been deleted – you will not find any reference to me via a Facebook search). I used it to check a number of pages for my research. I have to say that I am astounded at how Facebook has become so popular; it is clunky, the user interface is inconsistent and very dated, and even the search functionality returns wildly unreliable and illogical results. Bearing in mind the size and wealth of the site, it astounds me at just how poor the implementation is. Despite this, people obviously seem to like it – the sheer amount and detail of personal information that many Facebook users publish for anyone to see is staggering. I actually am surprised that more people are not victims of identity theft and other forms of fraud, as it seems that a sizable portion of the British public don't give two hoots for any form of online security. The fact is, once you publish something online, it is out there for the world to see – you cannot “un-publish” – once the information is out, it is out for good, whatever the consequences. Facebook would seem to be the ideal outlet for those who don’t mind self-publicity.

This week Kensington Olympia has been the venue for the 2015 CAMRA Great British Beer Festival; I have to admit that as a real ale fan, I have never been to this, the largest festival in the UK’s real ale calendar. I was at Olympia last month for a somewhat different kind of event – the Alzheimer’s Show, in connection with part of my day job. Over the years I have gone to Olympia on numerous occasions, and the standard way to get to the large venue is to go to Earl’s Court on the District Line, then get the one stop train to Kensington Olympia. But not nowadays. I stood on the West bound platform at Earl’s Court tube station, waiting for an Olympia train to pull in for around twenty minutes – the colleague I was with decided to ask a member of staff when the next Olympia special was due in. She was told “oh, those trains don't run anymore” and that we would need to either get a bus from outside of the station, or alternatively walk the mile and a bit to the venue. This was news to me. This means that the biggest problem for the Great British Beer Festival has just got worse. This problem is what I have described as “Wee Mileage” – the range one can travel on public transport before needing to empty one's bladder. A combination of factors create an artificial boundary as to how far one can travel from home, if intending to indulge in a tipple whilst out and about. Once you have left the hostelry or beer festival at the end of the evening, there is a finite amount of time available for travelling before one will be compelled to pump ones' bilges. Obviously this will vary between individuals and their personal bladder capacity / ability to hold on, the amount of liquid they have imbibed, and the ambient air temperature.  I am presupposing that one does not cheat and avail oneself of a convenient bush or dark alley. Wee mileages seem to be higher when employing a cab, mainly due to the fact one can take a last minute leak before starting the journey home, and the cab will take you door to door with no waiting around at a chilly bus stop or draughty railway platform with the bladder clock ticking. Bearing in mind the worrying lack of public toilets in and around Greater London nowadays, it means that if you wish to go to an event like a beer festival, you have to have your route and your stop – off points planned with military efficiency. Southeastern trains have a worrying habit of locking the on board loos, which again makes the situation even worse. Personally the whole thing puts me off attending the CAMRA Great British Beer Festival, as it is just more hassle than it is worth in my opinion. What do you think? Is there an alternative that I have overlooked? Let me know - Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com.


Smash hit and cult classic 1975 comedy film Monty Python And The Holy Grail is to be re-released in cinemas to mark its 40th anniversary. For one night only, on Wednesday 14th October 2015, the film will screen in 500 UK cinemas, in both its original and a brand new sing-a-long format. The screening will be accompanied by a specially filmed, exclusive introduction from surviving Pythons Terry Jones, Terry Gilliam, Michael Palin, Eric Idle and John Cleese. The film companies behind the re-release say: "We want to make this a fun event and are encouraging audiences to come along dressed up as their favourite character,"  A brand new 40th anniversary special edition Blu-ray will also be released by Sony Pictures Home Entertainment.

Cyber-crooks have latched on to online scams that exploit direct-to-bill payment options. Security company Malwarebytes warns that crooks are tricking users into visiting mobile sites containing malicious code that charges users via their mobile phone number. Victims are corralled through a complex series of pop-up adverts to a fly-by-night web address with a hidden payment button that charges a fee. Fraud victims only discover they've been fleeced after receiving a text saying "you've paid £5 for one entry for visiting our website" or similar. Direct-to-bill online services have been around for some years, offering consumers a means to pay for services using their mobile phones without relying on a credit or debit card. The facility has numerous legitimate uses (charity donations, for example) but in cases highlighted by Malwarebytes, fraudsters have abused the system to suit their own nefarious purposes. The scam illustrates the hidden danger from pop-ups, adverts and mobile redirects. In some cases, victims may be convinced they've not even interacted with the page in terms of clicking on buttons, filling in forms or signing up to something before receiving a text message stating they've been charged. Sites related to rogue charges place paid advertising on ad networks. These links go through a series of redirects before eventually landing at “one-time use” URLs – i.e. if you went back and visited one again, nothing would happen: you would simply see a blank page. This makes it difficult to determine the precise mechanism of the scam, though security analysts suspect hidden payment buttons. Frauds along this line have been a constant source of complaints on online forums and other websites for a number of years, according to Malwarebytes, in one of the first objective assessments of the impact of the apparently wide-ranging scam. Some of the thread posters will state that they did indeed click on things or download something, but the majority are firm in their belief that they didn’t interact with pages in any way, shape or form. Many of them mention having seen rogue pop-up ads before being billed (sometimes with content on them, sometimes not) and they are also understandably a touch worried. There are multiple complaints regarding repeat billing over time. Getting charges refunded can be difficult, according to the security analysts, who advise users to take advantage of mobile ad-blocker software. The main UK mobile network operators work hard to minimise abuse of services such as Payforit, an operator-run direct-to-bill payment service. The service is regulated by PhonepayPlus, the UK's premium rate phone-paid services regulator. PhonepayPlus is yet to respond to Malwarebytes' research, or on the extent of direct-to-bill payment fraud. This is a growing area of criminal activity, and something that the general public now need to be increasingly vigilant about.



I took the photo above as part of a series on Thursday night; a traveller caravan had parked illegally in Morrison's car park by James Watt Way and it was clear that they were setting up to stay the night. A petrol generator was running and it looked like at least another vehicle would shortly be joining them - the car in the photo does not possess a tow - hitch, so it was not the vehicle that brought the caravan to the location. Whilst I was on site, two Morrison's staff served a legal notice to quit on the occupants of the caravan. One told me that whilst one caravan in the corner of the car park was really no problem to anyone, where one appeared, forty could show up within twenty four hours. I have a libertarian attitude to life - "if it works for you". Which basically means I think that people should be free to do as they wish, as long as their actions do not cause harm, distress or inconvenience to others. Unfortunately the experiences of many locals with the travelling community have not been good. I will not paint them all with the same brush, but it would seem to me that the travellers need to police their own community members more thoroughly. There is good and bad in every social group, but it seems to me that the bad have the upper hand at present; this needs to change. 

The following guest article was kindly written by international broadcaster, soul music expert, and radio personality Gary Drew. "WBCQ is a free speech radio station broadcasting from the United States of America on shortwave using the C.Q. call sign recognised by radio amateurs around the world derived from the meaning 'pay attention'. A station operator calling C.Q. is asking for listeners to respond by seeing who is out there. WBCQ started broadcasting in 1998 after being granted a licence by the F.C.C. Federal Communications Commission. The idea for the station came from its manager and founder Allan H Weiner. Allan is a long time free radio enthusiast and engineer who has operated other radio stations in the past but his most famous and well known radio station followed on from the offshore radio era when he launched a boat off Jones Beach, Long Island New York called the MV Sarah (named after his ex wife) and began transmitting as Radio New York international from international waters in fact. The station lasted a very short time - only 5 days in Summer 1987 - on 4 frequencies AM, FM, Shortwave and even long wave. The station was meant to be a protest about restrictions on what could be played on radio at the time and being 4 miles off the coast, Allan was unaware of breaking any laws but he owned a station in Presque Isle Maine as well and by putting out broadcasts from RNI ended up costing him his licence on the Presque Isle station. Please note: Followers of offshore pirate radio in the United Kingdom should not confuse the RNI title with the Dutch / English radio station 'Radio North Sea International' which broadcast from 1970 - 1974 from the MV Mebo 2. You can see a rather poor quality news clip about Radio New York International here. You can hear some recordings from the AZanorak website  or directly from links here and here. The idea for 'WBCQ the planet' came from the ashes of Radio New York International and it has gained a very popular and loyal following over the past 17 years on the air. The station is on the internet 24 hours a day at http://www.wbcq.com/ and also uses four shortwave frequencies quite legally to this day. They are 5510, 7490, 9330 and 15420 KHz. The 5110 transmitter is used mainly for pirate radio themed output and the 9330 frequency in the 31 meter band is probably the one most likely to propagate into Europe. They hire airtime with very reasonable rates to other stations and for people who want to put out shows promoting free speech or free radio type themed programs. They even have a pirate pizza night most Saturday nights from around 8pm Eastern standard time - (01.00 UTC Sundays) and Friday nights at 8pm Eastern is the most popular show Allan Weiner Worldwide. This is where Allan gives out station information, gets the WBCQ family together and invites listeners both new and regular to call in. I find it very interesting myself but due to the time of the broadcast I have to download a copy of the shows from the archive so I can listen on demand from here. Allan has pirate links to the past including involvement with the falling star network and the world famous Radio Caroline. In fact when the Ross Revenge was grounded and nearly sank on the Goodwin Sands off the Kent coast in 1991 ending the offshore radio era for Radio Caroline, a recording was made the day after the event by Steve Conway and Neil Gates for a station called Radio New York International which I don't seem to be able to find now but I think it is on the AZanorak site somewhere. I think then the RNI name was used again on this occasion as part of a selection of programmes for a shortwave station called Radio Fax.  which Steve Conway also appeared on. Radio Fax was an 'unofficial' radio station testing the law by broadcasting on frequencies that had not been officially allocated by the ITU (International Telecommunications Union) meaning (in theory) if the channels weren't allocated anyone could use them until they were. This was another law that was tested and there is lots of information about it on the internet talking in particular about the 75 meter band and the frequencies between 3950 - 4000 KHz being spare and usable for all - or not so it seems. Anyway I hope you get a chance to sample Allan's show or listen to WBCQ as it is most different from anything we have here in the UK". Thanks Gary - a fascinating article on a radio station that has certainly ploughed its' own furrow. I think a number of my readers will wish to tune in to the station. I certainly do on a regular basis.

One worrying trend is now coming to light; homeowners are deliberately failing to report minor crimes in their area, because they fear that doing so could damage the value of their property. Now that there are several online services featuring interactive online crime maps, homeowners are turning a blind eye to minor crimes, raising fears that the interactive maps are actually distorting official crime statistics. A recent survey found that half of households had been the victim of minor property crime, such as vandalism or theft from a garden shed. Two thirds of the people surveyed said that they did not report the incident to the Police. One in twelve said that their motivation for not reporting the crime was the worry that it might adversely affect local house prices. Official statistics show that the crime rate in England and Wales fell by seven percent last year, to the lowest figures since 1981. Studies in the U.S.A show that higher crime rates depress house prices. Since 2011 the Police have mapped every incident of recorded crime online, where users can see exactly how many crimes and the type of offence committed on every street in Britain. More than half of prospective house owners check the website before they buy, and almost two thirds said that they would not buy a property in an area with a crime rate that was higher than average. The study was undertaken by the property maintenance company Aspect.co.uk. The figures have raised concerns that crime mapping may be encouraging criminals and distorting crime statistics.  What do you think? Have you encountered this kind of behaviour?



A story in the News Shopper this week has reinforced my opinion on two subjects. Firstly,  they recount yet another incident involving the Gravesend RNLI lifeboat being called to an incident at Erith Pier. Apparently a couple of teenage lads were messing around on the wrong side of the railings on the pier; as anyone familiar with the pier will know, if you fell off it, you would end up in deep, very fast flowing tidal water with a very thick layer of glutinous mud beneath. If you fell in, even in summer, your chances of survival would be slim. The kids were hanging off the railings in some kind of game of dare. An RNLI statement regarding the incident reads "The lifeboat was tasked to Erith Jetty today at 6.08pm to a group of teenagers hanging off the wrong side of the railings on the pier. A crewman was put up the ladder on to the pier but when he was at the top the group of teenagers was seen to be running off the pier. A gentleman who was on the pier confirmed that this was the group hanging off the railings and that there were no more of them left." I have to say I have seen this behaviour myself in the past – sooner or later one of the idiots is going to end up in the drink. Whilst the Gravesend lifeboat is relatively fast, it has to cover a huge amount of river – and can only be in one place at a time. An RNLI sub – station at Erith would be an ideal solution – and could be housed in the former Port of London Authority building adjacent to Erith Jetty, as featured in the photo above - click on it for a larger view. Which brings me on to my second point; the News Shopper reporter refers to both Erith Pier and Erith Jetty. It would seem that she interchanges the two names, apparently not realising that they are two entirely separate structures which are located a good couple of hundred metres from each other. This is not actually surprising to me; the so called “local” reporters are not local at all; the parent company of the News Shopper is an organisation called NewsQuest, who have closed down the News Shopper offices in Pett’s Wood, and moved the remaining staff over to their HQ in High Wycombe in Buckinghamshire. How reporters assigned to cover a geographical area which stretches from Bromley to Gravesend can operate from the opposite side of the region and still have sufficient levels of local knowledge, I do not know.


The promise of much reduced East / West journey times when the Crossrail project is completed are affecting house prices all along the route. Crossrail is set to add £5.5 billion to house values. The latest prediction comes as twenty six miles of tunnelling beneath the capital is completed, along with the first homes above a Crossrail station. The line, from Reading in the west to Shenfield and Abbey Wood in the east, will cut journey times to London significantly and increase the capacity of the Tube by ten per cent. For the first time in Britain, regeneration is happening in tandem with the construction of a new transport system, with 3.3 million square feet of residential, office and retail space planned above Crossrail stations. A total of 57,000 new homes will be built along the route, while councils are upgrading town centres and forward-thinking home buyers and savvy investors are starting to focus on the neighbourhoods being thrown into the spotlight. Woolwich is set to become a major transport hub. Woolwich Crossrail station is being built within 88-acre Royal Arsenal Riverside, a Berkeley Homes development that will have 5,000 new homes when complete in 2030.  More than a thousand of these homes will be above the station, and the first phase has been built on the east side. Ninety percent of the 631 apartments at Cannon Square have already been sold off-plan, many to absentee purchasers in Russia, China or the far East. The remaining three-bedroom, two-bathroom flats start at £647,500 and rise to £875,000 for a duplex penthouse. Not exactly affordable housing for local people. I worry that key workers will be priced out of commuting distance of the capital by foreign investors looking to relocate their cash into a stable economic environment outside of their unreliable / unstable totalitarian homelands. What do you think? Leave a comment below, or Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com.


Recently the LibreOffice project released version 5.0 of their free, Microsoft Office compatible cross-platform office suite. The new release brings together a raft of features for a comprehensive office suite that runs across Linux, Windows, Mac, and increasingly the mobile space. Saying LibreOffice or Openoffice to people can lead to interesting reactions. For some people, LibreOffice is the darling of the open source software world, and for others, it is an unsatisfactory Microsoft Office alternative that they look down on. I believe that LibreOffice plays an important function in the world, and one that spans beyond the mere function of an office suite. Before we get to that though, I think looking back through the tremendous journey that led to the LibreOffice project we know today is important. Back in 1985 when a software developer called Marco Börries created StarWriter for the Zilog Z80. He later formed StarDivision and started building what we now consider to be a modern office suite. The fruits of this effort was Staroffice, which featured a word processor, spreadsheet, presentations, database, drawing, formula, and other tools. Back in the early days of Linux, Staroffice was the only serious office suite available for the burgeoning free operating system. It was true that Star Office was clunky and ugly, but it worked and filled an important role for new Linux users, who did not have access to Microsoft Office. In 1999, Sun Microsystems bought StarDivision for $73.5 million, and according to the press, buying the company was cheaper than buying Microsoft Office licenses for Sun employees. This naturally came with a key benefit: Sun Microsystems now owned an office suite. Sun made the formerly proprietary software code for Star Office open source, enabling third party software developers to add to and improve the office suites’ code. To reflect the change in status, the suite was re – named Openoffice. In early 2010, Oracle acquired Sun Microsystems. This sent shock waves throughout the open source software world, and later that year, The Document Foundation was announced as a new host for a new derivative of OpenOffice.org called LibreOffice. This new project would be the open source project that many users had lobbied for so long. Since those early days, the LibreOffice project has gone from strength to strength. The huge, monolithic codebase has been modularized, updated, and refined. The cross-platform support for Windows, Apple OS X and Linux has been expanded, new features added, bugs removed, and a revised sense of simplicity and usability has been applied. In addition to this, a new community was born, developer summits and conferences were founded, sponsors sourced, and sub-communities—such as documentation writers, translators, artists, designers, and more—created. To look at LibreOffice today and compare it to Microsoft Office can be tempting. Certainly LibreOffice does not provide the same level of features and finesse Microsoft's suite may boast (having said that eighty percent of MS Office users only use twenty percent of its capabilities and features), but what the free software engineering community has accomplished is phenomenal. Developing LibreOffice has been hard, technically challenging, and at times de-motivating work, and contributors' efforts can be seen by millions of users across the world, proving that Microsoft Office is not the only office suite available – and LibreOffice is completely free to download and use. You can find the download website for Windows, Apple OS X and Linux here.

It is always difficult when a film or TV producer re - visits a franchise that is regarded as a national institution; Eon Productions were slated by many fans when they cast Daniel Craig as James Bond "we cannot have a blonde Bond" and the website "Craigsnotbond" was created. Suffice to say that the critics were roundly silenced. In many cases the re - booting of an old and much loved show does not work - the new actors don't have the same chemistry with each other, or the premise is changed from the original. I am keeping an open mind about the forthcoming new "Dad's Army" movie. It has a stellar cast, all of whom bear more than a passing resemblance to the original actors who starred in the much beloved original TV series. Whether the film turns out to be any good, we will have to wait and see. You can watch the trailer below, and see for yourself. 

Sunday, April 18, 2010

The Maggot Sandwich reaches FaceBook.

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I am blogging from my favourite, and somewhat neglected in the recent past location, the incomparable Robin Hood & Little John pub in Lion Road, Bexleyheath. I am sat at my favourite corner table with a refreshing, hoppy pint of Shepherd Neame Early Bird golden ale, and will shortly be enjoying one of their excellent lunches from an extensive menu of home cooked food - nothing is microwaved. The landlord, Ray has just informed me that next Friday is Saint George's Day, and that the RH&LJ will be hosting a group of traditional Morris Dancers in the evening; on top of this they will be serving British Bulldog Ale from the Westerham Brewery (an ale originally brewed especially for Sir Winston Churchill) and Dragon Fire seasonal ale from Shepherd Neame. The RH&LJ has won Bexley CAMRA pub of the year every single year for the last ten years; it has got to the point where CAMRA have changed the competition rules, so that a pub that wins one year cannot compete in the next year; a tacit confirmation that the competition is really about who comes number two to the Robin Hood & Little John. The photo above shows the framed award certificates and press cuttings about the truly outstanding free house. Apologies for the slightly less than premium image quality, I took the photo using the rather weedy 1.3 megapixel webcam on my Asus netbook, and it falls a little short of the results I would expect with my Nikon D300.

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My journey to this restful paragon of English civility was preceded by a rather annoying walk along Bexleyheath Broadway. Aside from the expected buskers and assorted street entertainers (which rather reminded me of a Mediaeval market scene, as interpreted by Channel 5 on a tight budget). My ire was provoked by an army of evangelical Christians who were accosting passer by with leaflets; they were led by an old fashioned “fire and brimstone” preacher, who certainly had a strong vocal resemblance to Brother Stair – a well known American evangelist who regularly broadcasts on short wave radio to Europe and the UK. In accordance with my strongly held personal libertarian philosophy of “if it works for you”, I ignored them and made my way past Bexleyheath Library, only to have a teenaged girl pursue me, waving a religious tract in my face. I suddenly twigged; not for the first time, someone thought the book sized, leather bound article in my hand was a Bible. As regular readers will recall, it was actually something infinitely more dangerous – it was my Asus EeePC Netbook computer (photo above). I politely told her that her time would be better employed elsewhere, and she eventually gave up the pursuit. Since this is far from the first time such a mistaken identification has happened, maybe I should exploit it and follow L. Ron Hubbard and start my own religion – it certainly made him a fortune.

Erith bar Potion is apparently in trouble yet again; after the public order issues that caused their licence to be changed, forcing them to close at 8pm on Friday and Saturday evenings due to trouble and violence from a number of their customers; they have now fallen foul of Bexley Council planning department. As I covered at the time, the owners of Potion blatantly disregarded the rules regarding changes permitted to the listed building, and ripped out the Victorian salt glazed tiles on the exterior, to put in a generic plate glass frontage, as well as destroying the historic ironwork on the exterior of the building. Apparently the council have given the owners a number of chances to rectify this, but have been ignored, I understand that legal action has now been started. More news as it happens.

The Maggot Sandwich appreciation page on FaceBook

Wonders will never cease. Someone has started a Facebook site for fans of the humble Maggot Sandwich. Apparently it has around twelve members already. It is certainly nothing to do with me, as I detest any website that forces you to register before you are able to view any content – on top of that, Facebook is notorious for scavenging and reselling users personal details, This is another reason I don't have anything to do with the site. Still, It is flattering – you can see it here. Click on the image above for a larger version.

The Cyber Khazi in Erith town centre is now fully up and running, though I have my doubts as to if it is actually getting any use, as there are free municipal loos close by, and the local winos have in any case been known to poo in waste bins. It seems a very expensive billboard for the Council to post anti drugs information on the exterior.

Erith Riverside Centre is now home to betting shops galore – it would appear to be one area of local growth; I am totally unqualified to comment as to their relative merits, as I have only crossed the threshold of a betting shop once in my entire life, and that was back in 1988. Looking at most of the clientele, I am glad that betting is not something that interests me.

Wise Furnishings - now closed.

I also note that the old Wise Furnishings shop in Erith Town Centre (shown above, shortly before it went bust last year) appears to have a new occupant – a place selling discount beds and mattresses; the cynic in me would tend to think that it might well be Wise Furnishings re opening the place in order to start selling off old stock to try and realise some capital, as I think the company as a whole is struggling to survive. The whole endeavour is definitely low rent and smacking of desperation.

BBC 2 have been re – showing a reality TV show with a difference. The programme is called “Electric Dreams” and it follows the ups and downs of a family from Reading who for thirty days forgo their comfortable high tech existence to travel back in time. They spend ten days living as people would in the 1970's, with the year incrementing a year a day, then the same in the 1980's and 1990's. Each day (year) a team of technicians and historians provide them with the latest gadgets and technology appropriate for that year, and a “fly on the wall” camera crew record how the family cope with things. The show was created and produced by the Open University, so it was far more educational than sensational. Of the three decades, my personal favourite was the 1980's – it was when technology first really made itself known in the average household, most notably with the advent of the fledgeling home computer, and a telling scene from the year 1983 really made me hoot – one of the children is explaining to another that the incompatibilities between the VHS and Betamax video formats could be likened to today's DVD and BluRay systems. You can see the shows' website here.

I understand that history is repeating itself, the newly launched Apple iPad has the same kind of WiFi connectivity problems as the early G4 processor MacBook Pro had about six years ago. Those turned out to be caused by looks over function; the slick brushed aluminium case effectively blocked the 802.11 WiFi signal, unless it was at full strength – with the laptop sitting next to the wireless router. I suspect that this will prove to be the same with the first version of the iPad. A word from an expert – never, ever purchase version one of any kind of technology. It is a mug's game – you are merely acting as a late Beta tester for the manufacturer.

Ian has been surfing the Planet Rock website, where he came across details of the forthcoming cinema documentary about the Canadian virtuoso super-group Rush. A clip of the movie is shown below. Please let me know what you think.



Talking of cinema, am I alone in regarding the current trend for releasing films in 3D as being the “Emperor's New Clothes”? I actively avoid the headache inducing 3D format, and will never watch or buy anything that employs this wasteful and pointless fad.

The current air travel ban over much of Northern Europe, due to the eruption of an Icelandic Volcano does make me think. Back in the days of Classic Doctor Who, whenever there was the threat of alien invasion or some other happenstance, UNIT would conjure up a cover story, not unlike the current volcano eruption. Bearing in mind I know of no - one who has seen the slightest scrap of volcanic dust (though having said that, the air in Erith is already amongst the most polluted in the United Kingdom, so there is a fair chance we might not even notice!) Who knows what is really going on?

Erith Museum used to be housed in the imposing and architecturally important building donated by the millionaire philanthropist Andrew Carnegie. It is now relegated to a small corner of the new, cheerless and characterless box that is the Erith “Library Plus” building opposite the health centre. The old, listed building now lies semi unused, with only a small staff forming Bexley racial equality unit occupying the space. What a waste of a lovely building; I just hope the council find a new use for this impressive, yet under used public space.

Bongo has now quit his freelance sound recordist exploits, and has taken a staff job with the BBC in Glasgow; he phoned this morning to tell me he and Claire have found a nice place in Paisley, which I gather is close to Glasgow town centre. An update from him in due course.

I had quite a bit of head scratching to do when thinking of something for the traditional closing video. I feel it is far too long since we had some quality 80's cheese, so here it is in spades, from the master of macho hair metal, David Coverdale and Whitesnake. Enough back combing and hair spray to create his own personal hole in the ozone layer; and you wonder where Steel Panther get it from...