Showing posts with label Bexley CAMRA. Show all posts
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Sunday, June 10, 2018

Bexley CAMRA.


I took the two photos above (click on either for a larger view) at around 9pm on last Monday evening. They show fly - tipped waste that was illegally dumped at the Council recycling facility behind Morrison's in Erith, at the end of James Watt Way. The site is a favourite location for local criminals to dump waste, as it is quickly accessible by van, it is relatively out of the way and unobserved, and it can look like they are genuinely depositing materials for recycling. As you will see from the lower of the two photographs, not only was domestic waste dumped, but a large amount of industrial electrical cable waste; it would appear that the criminals had stolen some high voltage electrical cable, then stripped off the outer insulation material, and then the steel armour strips that surrounded the valuable copper core. They have dumped the insulation and the steel armour, which can be clearly seen above. The waste has now been cleared from the site. Bexley Council have recently announced that they have purchased a number of stand alone CCTV units which they intend to use to target fly tippers. I am already aware that the Erith Morrison's recycling site is one of, if not the worst site in the borough in relation to environmental crime; it would seem to me that a permanent camera mounted on one of the street light columns close to the site would be a very good way of catching those criminal tippers. One issue that has been highlighted is that many of the vans doing the illegal tipping are themselves either stolen, or have false or stolen number plates attached to them. Commercial operators (basically any person not in a private car) taking waste to be legally disposed of at a council run recycling centre such as the one at Thames Road in Crayford  get charged heavily for legal tipping. A single Transit – type van full of waste can be charged over £100 for a single tipping visit at a licenced waste disposal site. I have spoken to the Council about this. I understand that when illegally tipped waste, such as that dropped at the Morrisons site is cleared up, it is done by a council subcontractor, who charges the council over £300 for the work. Basic arithmetic would dictate that it would be cheaper for the council to allow waste dumping to be carried out by traders for free, rather than to have to clear up the illegally tipped waste at a later stage. I would propose a six month trial period where commercial waste tippers were not charged for using the Crayford dump; in all other ways they would still have to comply with the existing waste disposal rules, and the content of their loads, the company name and vehicle registration number would still be recorded, but no money would change hands. If at the end of the trial, the amount of fly tipped waste had substantially reduced around the borough, then the scheme would be judged a success. I think a pragmatic approach may be worth trialling, as the current system does seem to be failing, and the amount of council tax payers money spent on clearing up after the illegal tippers could be far better spent elsewhere. Don’t think I am opting for a soft approach to criminal activity – I am still strongly of the opinion that catching and prosecuting fly tippers should be a high priority, but a mixture of both carrot and stick, rather than stick alone may deliver better results for both the environment and the council taxpayer. This issue comes at a time when Bexley Council is having severe problems with its refuse collecting contractor, Serco. The contractor has been complaining of staff shortages, meaning bins in certain parts of The London Borough of Bexley have in certain instances not been emptied when they were scheduled to be. It is ironic that bin services are suffering at a time when councillors in Bexley have just voted themselves a substantial pay rise. I somehow doubt that anyone familiar with the main local characters in control of Bexley Council will be surprised by this move.


Did you know that in the very early 1980's several radio stations, including BBC Radio 4 transmitted programs for popular 8 - bit home computers over the airwaves, to be recorded onto audio tape by the receivers before being loaded into their home computers? It later turned out that instead of being a pioneer, the British actually came quite late to this party. The idea was simply to find out if disseminating computer data over radio bands set aside for talk and music would even be feasible. This was a couple of decades before WiFi was available to the general public, and using the ordinary AM and FM radio broadcast bands, rather than anything specifically set up to transmit computer data. One of the British pioneers of this technology was a chap called Simon N. Goodwin who was also experimenting in transmitting computer programs over the airwaves. Simon had been writing games and articles for home computing magazines since 1979, and in 1983 his ZX Spectrum game Gold Mine had just gone into the All Formats Top 20. He was also the co-presenter of the Computer Club show on Radio Wyvern, and in December 1983 he programmed an animated ‘Christmas card’ in BASIC to be sent out to the listeners. The card was sent out in two versions, one for the Sinclair Spectrum and one for the Tandy TRS-80, both complete with music and prancing reindeer. But could the listeners download it? “It worked for some people, but not everyone who tried was successful, especially the TRS-80 version, which was a relatively error-prone format (though a third of the speed of the ZX version). One person managed to read the TRS-80 version on a Nascom, a very different (British, bare board) system which was popular in the UK at the end of the 1970s, but that took some quite ingenious machine-code programming.” Simon found that, as would be expected from the higher bandwidth, listeners were more successful at downloading on FM rather than AM. Simon came up with the idea for transmitting his Christmas card after reading an article in Personal Computer World magazine earlier that year about a Dutch station broadcasting the ASCII text of programs. However, it turns out that the Dutch were transmitting computer programs a lot earlier than 1983: the domestic radio show Hobbyscope (or Hobbyscoop to give it its Dutch name) was sending code over the airwaves as far back as 1980. Indeed, Hobbyscoop transmitted programs throughout the 1980s, and the makers of the show even came up with a way to avoid broadcasting a program multiple times in different versions for each different home computer. The solution was the BASICODE format, which could be downloaded onto any home computer running BASIC, as long as the user ran a translation program first. The UK and the Netherlands were not the only countries enjoying the excitement of downloading programs from the radio: in fact, the craze took off all over Europe. In Finland, Kai R. Lehtonen was inspired by the Dutch broadcasts and attempted to do something similar on the YLE public radio station, and in 1985 his team succeeded in broadcasting a program that was downloaded 600 km away from the station. Perhaps some of the most enthusiastic early downloaders were to be found in Serbia, then a part of Yugoslavia. Zoran Modli, who hosted the Ventilator 202 show on Radio Belgrade, was approached by the editor of the Galaksija computer magazine with idea of sending a ZX Spectrum program over the airwaves. Zoran remembers broadcasting for the first time: “Both me and my radio team were very excited. I had to inform the Radio Belgrade technicians who were on duty at remote radio transmitters that for the next few minutes only hissing and growling would be heard. Lay people were confused and wondered, ‘What is this lunatic doing?’ But those who listened and understood excitedly contacted us by telephone to say they had successfully loaded the program onto their computers!" The death knell of these over the air computer program transmissions was quite simple - as the price of floppy disk drives for the major home computer brands fell, the popularity of using audio cassette tapes for program storage and retrieval declined rapidly. Technology moved on, and the slow transmission rate and relatively small file sizes supported by over the broadcast radio spectrum transmissions became too much of a hindrance, and the whole thing was quietly dropped. 

Some readers are surprised at the amount of time I spend working on each weekly update of the Maggot Sandwich; on average each update takes around ten hours of work to research, write, edit, create web links and metadata for. Much of the time is spent in research – I try to ensure that I report on facts, not suppositions, and bearing in mind I am both reporter and editor this can on occasions be extremely difficult.


In the last week a major row has broken out between the owners of The Kentish Belle Micro Pub in Pickford Lane, Bexleyheath, next door to Bexleyheath Station, and certain members of the volunteer team that run the Bexley branch of CAMRA - The Campaign for Real Ale. The two sides are at odds with each other regarding some of the policies the CAMRA as a national body has put in place. The landlord of The Kentish Belle recently wrote on the micro pub's website:- "When we opened our humble Micro Pub in March 2018, it was a day of great fanfare. We have, quite incredibly, hit our 'big target' of 1,000 pints sold per week which is something that we are extremely proud of. We are also continuing to buy cask ales that are more expensive than 'average' as part of our commitment to the fair price for cask ales and also supporting breweries that produce the very best beer. Our key problem, however, has been CAMRA's complete lack of desire to fight against one of their key stakeholders (?), Wetherspoon. It is hardly right that CAMRA should try to court a relationship with Drinkers' Voice to fight against the anti-alcohol lobby and promote responsible drinking when they also 'promote' pints at £1.79 instead of the already cheap £2.29, as an example. This doesn't seem at all a promotion of responsible drinking to us. We have therefore decided that whilst we will consider continuing to advertise in CAMRA London Region's 'London Drinker' magazine, as well as other CAMRA publications and beer festival materials locally, this is not going to be out of duty to CAMRA. We're also going to withdraw the CAMRA discount scheme we operate at the Kentish Belle as we don't feel it right to offer a discount to people who rarely come when our regular customers are paying full price. Moreover, we would hope CAMRA members would come for the fantastic beer we offer instead of for discounts - and they have vouchers to aid them in this regard. The Landlord has also resolved not to be on the Branch Committee in Bexley at the upcoming AGM which all Bexley members are encouraged to take part in. The Landlord supports the current Chairman, Roland, and hope he runs again despite not having received the best of support. In Medway, for example, their Chairman has also stood down because of bitter in-fighting and we feel more comfortable as a small business representing itself and knowing it serves fantastic beer without needing the validation of CAMRA which, locally and nationally, is looking weaker by the day. We hope CAMRA members will understand what it is that we have done, and we aren't ruling out bringing the discount scheme back in future if positive and real change is made to CAMRA with better diversity and with real local support". Phil Elston - a CAMRA member - though apparently not on the committee, wrote the opinion piece that you can see in the screen capture above. It is all getting rather childish and silly in my opinion. I understand that Bexley CAMRA may well be imploding over this and a number of other rather trivial issues. Personally I feel that this is a very sad position for them to have found themselves in; I have spoken to a number of people from differing viewpoints on the current situation, and it seems to me that it may well be time for Bexley CAMRA to undergo a drastic reorganisation, and for an influx of new people with new ideas to come forward. It is very easy for a long standing group of people in any enterprise to become stale and stuck in their ways, and it is always a challenge in such a situation to know when it is time to let someone else take the reins. Bexley CAMRA have done a lot of good in the last couple of decades - not least in the establishment of Bexley Beer Festival, an annual event that has continually grown, and is now a high point in the social calendar for many people. Unfortunately, in-fighting and some very undignified back - biting and nastiness among what is only a very small handful of individuals would seem to have soured things for the rest. If you have any deeper insight into the current local situation, please get in contact - your identity can be kept completely anonymous, should you so wish.

What characteristic do you suppose that I share with the following celebrities? Elton John, Simon Cowell, Tyra Banks, Tom Cruise and Sarah Jessica Parker? In the last week, the tabloid press have picked up on the story that Simon Cowell had ceased using his mobile phone as he found constantly checking it increasingly stressful. The other celebrities listed do not use mobile phones, though I would expect that most of them would have staff who use mobile phones on their behalf. As previously stated, I don't have a problem with people who want and enjoy using mobile phones; what I do find irritating is the widely held expectation that everyone should have one. It is now widely accepted that over - use of a mobile device - especially during the hours of darkness can lead to sleep disturbances and changes in brain chemistry, which in turn can affect mood and levels of stress. If you want to use a mobile phone, absolutely fine. If you decide that they are not for you, I see no reason whatsoever why this should not also be regarded as just as fine. My old saying of "If it works for you" seems to fit this description well. What do you think? Leave a comment below, or alternatively Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com. 


Work on the African restaurant located in what used to be the bar area of The White Hart in Erith High Street continues apace; at the rate of work, it will not be very long before the place is ready to open. I sincerely hope that the owners ensure that the restaurant appeals to all sectors of the local community, rather than exclusively to locals of African or Afro - Caribbean descent. As I have previously mentioned, a mistake that I feel that many African restaurants make is to "preach to the converted" and only reach out to within the Nigerian / West African parts of the community, rather than promoting their restaurants to one and all regardless - something that Bangladeshi and Pakistani people did in the 50's and 60's when they set up "Indian" restaurants around the UK - and subsequently made an absolute fortune in the process. I would like to see the owners of the new restaurant in The White Hart reach out to the wider community of Erith and the surrounding areas. One of my readers is a lady called Judith, who is part of the African and Caribbean community; she forwarded my thoughts on the lack of general inclusivity in Afro - Caribbean restaurants to one of her colleagues, who commented:- "I agree with Hugh….. African restaurants tend to only cater for the  Afro Caribbean community". Perhaps now is an opportunity for the owners of The White Hart restaurant to open it to include all local people, not just one specific group. If handled well, this could be an opportunity for true inclusivity - something surely to be welcomed now that the 70th anniversary of the arrival of the HMT Empire Windrush at Tilbury port in 1948 is about to be celebrated. To not do this would not only be a shame, it would mean that the owners of the African restaurant were shutting off a large part of a potential revenue stream. What do you think? Leave a comment below, or Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com.

Events seem to be gathering some momentum in respect of the Crossrail to Ebbsfleet (C2E) proposed extension. The Thames Estuary Commission is reportedly poised to recommend to Government that Crossrail should indeed be extended to Ebbsfleet. The Crossrail to Ebbsfleet (C2E) campaign seeks to extend Crossrail 1 (the Elizabeth line) to Ebbsfleet International along the route of the existing North Kent Line, which would create a major new interchange with London. The programme was submitted to The Thames Estuary Growth Commission, which considers options for enhancing opportunities in the Thames Estuary, in March this year. The Bexley Times have reported in an interview with Bexley Council Leader Teresa O'Neill in which she said of the decision:- "It is encouraging to see support for the extension growing so strongly and swiftly – with the government, businesses and the engineering community independently recognising the potential to transform this part of London and Kent. If the Thames Estuary Commission recommends the C2E extension, it will add a powerful and respected voice to those in Government and across the region calling for us to finish the job on Crossrail.” Councillor O'Neill's comments are not unexpected, as she has already "bet the farm" on the C2E project going ahead; many of the proposed future infrastructure projects outlined in the recent Bexley Growth Strategy Document rely on Crossrail to Ebbsfleet going ahead. Without this development, many of the other proposed changes to the borough simply would not be able to happen. The Thames Estuary Commission is expected to publish its report on June 25th.

The weekly local safety and security updates from Bexley Borough Neighbourhood Watch Association.  Firstly from Barnehurst ward:- "Another good week to report back to our residents on Barnehurst Ward. There have been no reported Burglary’s and no incidents of vehicle crime. We have had an incident whereby a resident has paid in full for garden work to be carried out however following a payment being made the workmen failed to return to complete the job. Please be careful when taking on gardeners or builders, look for reputable company’s and check out the company before work commences. Please join the team at 01.00pm on Thursday 14th June 2018 at Barnehurst Golf Club for any crime prevention advice. We are happy to take on board any burning issues you may have or if you would like to come along just for a friendly chat your more than welcome". Belvedere ward:- "Hello all, apologies for a missed update last week – we have had a busy few shifts. We have managed to locate a couple of stolen vehicles. A positive stop and search resulted in a known male being issued with a warning for drugs possession. In line with our priority on drugs we seized 15 bags of cannabis and 3 bags of a white powder believed to be cocaine. A warrant we conducted earlier in the year has gone to crown court meaning the drug dealer concerned potentially faces as substantial custodial sentence. We have worked hard to put together a comprehensive case file to support the CPS to secure the sentence. We have been investigating a burglary and have identified 1 suspect with 1 remaining outstanding. Following an ongoing ASB issue in Draper Close one male has been issued with an Community Protection Notice warning, we are due to issue more Acceptable Behaviour Contracts m the near future. We have also been conducting numerous arrest enquiries ensuring wanted offenders are being chased regularly. The team have adjusted our shifts this weekend so we will be working later to tackle ASB issues in Belvedere. Vehicle ASB calls in Belvedere are substantially lower so far in 2018 compared to 2017 – 83 percent lower in fact! ASB calls are also down. We are keen to stay on top of issues, particularly through the summer months and want to hear from NW Coordinators about any recurring or emerging issues. Please contact us on 020 8721 2050 or email Belvedere.SNT@met.police.uk if you would like to alert us to any such issues. Thanks all!" Bexleyheath ward:- "The team are patrolling areas of ASB on the ward which includes park areas as we have had several reports of gatherings and graffiti being found. Reports have also been reported to us in relation to anti-social behaviour in Brayside Crescent Bexleyheath. Patrols are being conducted as much as possible to resolve the issue. We have had four stopped in the cinema car park with cannabis and all four have been dealt with accordingly. Car parks areas are also incorporated within our patrols hence why we had come across this particular group. Recently we had one arrested for a theft of a watch from Earnest Jones with a value of £4850. A purse was reported as stolen from within Primark on the 05/06/2018. A vehicle was reported stolen along Belvedere Road Bexleyheath between the 4th June and the 5thJune 2018. Another report had also come through as number plates had been stolen from a vehicle along Gravel Hill Close. Any NHW members that now come under our team because of the new ward boundaries, please feel free to make contact with us so we are aware to help aid communication. If you want to pass on information to Police then please feel free to contact Crimestoppers on 0800 555111". Crayford ward:- "On Monday 28th May between 15.00-22.00 a front lounge window was smashed in Thames Road, on the same day French doors were smashed at an address in Wyatt Road at about 17.00, no one was identified and they appear to be random criminal damage. On Saturday 26th May, it is believed that an attempted burglary took place at Shearwood Crescent, the inner porch door was unlocked and it was believed the outer door was locked. The owner was upstairs and heard a sound, on coming downstairs the inner porch door was open, nothing was disturbed or believed to be stolen. On Tuesday 29th May between 18.30-19.30 a Blue Hyundai saloon had the driver’s window smashed outside Crayside Leisure Centre whilst the owner was shopping. It was reported that a Green Kawasaki, number plate DS07DEC was stolen in Alcock Crescent between 14th and 29th May. It had been chained and anchored in a secure building. From the same building between 09.00 on 28th May and 06.00 on 29th May two pedal cycles that were locked and chained were also stolen, it is unclear if these crimes are linked at this time. On Thursday 31st May between 07.05 and 21.55 the front and rear number plates were stolen from a Kia parked at Crayford BR Station, this crime has been passed to British Transport Police for further investigation. On Monday 4th June two males were arrested for drugs offences whilst parked up in a vehicle at Crayford Industrial Estate. On Wednesday 30th May, a Male reported that on that day, between 12.15 and 12.45 he had been hit over the head with a stick and his wallet had been stolen, this happened near to McDonalds. Between 16.00 on 29th May and 18.00 on Wednesday 30th May front and rear number plates were stolen off a Vauxhall Corsa, it is believed this happened whilst the vehicle was parked at Crayford BR Station. Between 17.00 on Friday 1st June and 06.00 On Saturday 2nd June, a welder, Argo gas shield bottle and Karcher pressure washer were stolen from a locked cage at Serco at Thames Road. On Monday 4th June between 09.00-12.32 a black Toyota Yaris was stolen from Green Walk, it had been left locked and secured. It activated the ANPR camera near Bluewater and was stopped and arrest made. On Tuesday 3rd June at 11.00 a white Ford Transit work van which was parked in Iron Mill Lane was found to have its front and rear offside tyres slashed by an unknown person and unknown tool. On Tuesday 5th June during the early hours in Halcott Avenue, three IC3 males were seen trying handles on cars, they were disturbed and ran off, it was believed they were trying to steal a car. On Tuesday 5th June between 12.45-13.05 a resident at Carr House, Wolsley Close had their bank card removed from their flat and it was later used to withdraw cash. The victim who is partially sighted had been befriended by the two people believed to have taken the card. Please be sure not to keep your pin number with your card or let the pin number be known to anyone else. A red Honda 125, number plate GF62FYZ that had been involved in a road traffic collision in Iron Mill Lane recently has now been reported as stolen, it had been left at the scene and was badly damaged, it would have had to be lifted to be removed". Northumberland Heath ward:- "It’s been a really good week for crime detection with many positive results. The team have been focussing on drug crime and Anti Social Behaviour using stop and search and plain clothed patrols alongside normal patrols. We have conducted up to 20 stop and searches over the last week resulting in us finding a large quantity of personal cannabis and a large knife in Erith. We are currently investigating the possession of the knife, which is to be forensically examined. We have some recent reports of ASB in the areas of Bexley Road, Northumberland Heath Recreation Ground and Walsingham Walk. We are currently working on all of these issues and focussing patrols in these areas. Yesterday we stop and searched a group of five teenagers off Bexley Road and reported two teenagers for possession of cannabis. Our colleagues form Belvedere have also recovered two stolen vehicles and a quantity of drugs from Walsingham Walk a few days ago. Apart from the ASB, which is not linked to any of the youths from last year, we have a low level of reported crime on the ward. If you are aware of any issues we have not raised here please get in contact with the team". Slade Green and North End ward:- "Unfortunately again we have had 3 overnight theft from motor vehicles in the last week and one attempted theft of a vehicle. On June 1st number plates were stolen from a vehicle in Garnet Road (Rainbow Road estate) and an attempted theft was made in Crescent Road but the suspect was disturbed. Then on June 3rd tools were stolen from a van in Peareswood Road, suspects were seen and good descriptions given. On June 4th at 10pm 2 males tried to distract a driver in Alexandra Road and steal his car. Fortunately he managed to lock the vehicle and the suspects ran away. On Tuesday PCSO Mark attended the launch of the Slade Green Seniors Cinema Club at the Community Centre. This has been funded by Orbit Housing and organised by 3 retired residents. The event was a success with attendance from local councillors, the deputy mayor and around 30 retired residents who all enjoyed tea, cakes and then popcorn during a showing of Carousel. The next film club has already been arranged and all attendees get to suggest films for future events. Our next Community Contact session is on Thursday 14th of June from 1030am in the Forest Road CafĂ©". Thamesmead East ward:- "Big welcome to PCSO Lorraine O’Hara, who has very recently joined the team. No burglaries to report this week, however there have been several reports of vehicle crime. A moped was stolen from outside an address in Howden Close, during the early hours of Tuesday 5th. Also around this time, attempts were made to break into two motor vehicles, Kale Road. On Sunday 3rd June a car was stolen from Thamesbank Place. On Friday 1st June, PC Pruden arrested for a male who was wanted for failing to appear at court. He remained in custody overnight, and was sent to court the following morning. Also on the 1st June, PC Nana and PCSO Hobbs in partnership with Peabody Housing, identified a stolen motor bike in a disused garage, Hartslock Drive. The bike was taken to Charlton car pound to be forensically examined. Good piece of proactive work by PCSO Hobbs and O’Hara, on Monday 4th June. While out on routine foot patrol, they discovered a male in possession of two cannabis joints and grinders. All items seized, and the male will be interviewed by the team later this week. The next Contact Session is Tuesday 12th June at the Link, between 11-12pm. Feel free to drop in".

A little bit of history by way of the ending video this week. A news clip from ITV Thames News from back in May 1985. It shows what would appear to be fallout from the then May and Baker chemical works in Lower Belvedere causing breathing difficulties and malformed plants in local gardens. The man interviewed in the video clip with the Irish accent is the late Councillor Joe Delaney, who was a long - time local representative, and a very nice man by all accounts. Please feel free to leave a comment below, or alternatively Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com.

Sunday, May 06, 2018

The smoking gun.


Just for once the weather for the 2018 Bexley Beer Festival was excellent, as you can see from the photo above - click on it for a larger view. Unlike the last three years, where the majority of festival attendees ended up huddling in the marquee tent, as it was so cold outside. This year could not have more different; it was warm and sunny, and most of the festival attendees took advantage of the clement weather and stayed outside. The event was very busy; I have not seen the final figures but it seemed to me that attendance was up on last year. One major change to the usual arrangements was that the bar area went cashless; visitors had to purchase cards from a cashier desk. The cards, which to me resembled WWII era ration cards, were available in £5 and £10 denominations. After one had purchased however much credit one wanted, you selected the pint, half or third from the range racked behind the counter, asked one of the Bexley CAMRA volunteers for the beer of your choice, then handed over your card when the beer was delivered.  The volunteer would then use a marker pen to strike out a number of squares on the card which equated to the price of the beer purchased. It was a system that seemed to work well; my only concern that Bexley CAMRA had not publicised the new system in advance, and quite a few visitors - including myself - were quite perplexed by the unannounced changes. I can fully appreciate the advantages of a cashless system - it was quicker for the volunteers behind the bar, and it also eliminated cash handling errors. Another benefit for the organisers was that a fair proportion of visitors left the festival with unspent credit on their cards, having neglected to get a refund from the cashier desk. This is similar to the number of people who paid for a commemorative festival pint glass, but did not want to take it home with them at the end of the evening. It was possible to get a refund on the glass, but many did not bother - all extra profit for the organisers, and in a way a good move to ensure the continuation of the annual beer festival - which for me, and many others has become a clear favourite in the annual social calendar. I met with a couple of Maggot Sandwich readers that I had not encountered before, including one chap who recognised me as we both queued for the gents toilet! Unfortunately I did not get a chance to speak to him in any great detail, but it was a pleasure to meet someone who apparently has been a regular reader for some considerable time. 


Mystery surrounds the former Belvedere Police Station on the junction of Woolwich Road and Nuxley Road in Upper Belvedere. It was well publicised that the building had been decommissioned prior to being sold off; what most locals assumed was that the current buildings on the site would be demolished and the land used to build new flats. It would appear that in reality the situation is somewhat more complex. Estate agency Glenny now have the building up for rent in its current form. The advertisement says:-"The property comprises the former Belvedere Police Station which was constructed in 1968 and comprises a two storey flat roof brick building, with a third storey plant room. The property benefits from a reception leading to a central corridor and stairwell with a variety of individual rooms leading off. Internally the accommodation offers a mix of offices and storage space with male and female WCs. Externally there is private parking for 6-8 cars on a forecourt with additional parking and secure yard to the side of the property, offering further parking / storage plus a single storey workshop and covered store. The property presently has a Sui Generis use, being a former Police Station. As such, any alternative use will require a change of use planning application and we are of the opinion that the building would lend itself to a variety of uses including office, medical, community or leisure subject to receipt of a suitable consent". I must admit that I had to look up the meaning of "Sui Generis" which sounded like a character from "Game of Thrones", but I soon discovered that it means the following. The Town and Country Planning (Use Classes) Order  1987 categorises uses of land and buildings. Developments may not be used for purposes that are not within the use class for which they received planning permission. Changing the use of a development from one class to another may require planning permission, although changes of use may be permitted without the need for a planning application for certain allowable uses (for example changing a restaurant into a shop). ‘Sui generis’ buildings are those that do not fall within any particular use class. The Latin term 'sui generis' means ‘of its own kind’. This stipulates that in terms of planning permission, if a use of land is to change within a use class, then this does not require planning permission. However, planning permission is usually needed where the change of use involves activities within the sui generis category. These include theatres, petrol filling stations, casinos, amusement centres, car hire businesses, and so on. There are, however, permitted development rights that allow movement between some sui generis uses and other uses. There is a common misconception that changing the use from an existing use class to a sui generis class always requires planning permission. Permission is only required if the sui generis use is materially different from the existing one. If there is any doubt, a lawful development certificate can be applied for. This must include a detailed and unambiguous description of the use, operations or other matter for which it is to be granted. The bottom line is that the current building owners see value in retaining the current structure, and are trying to monetise it directly, rather than demolishing it and building something new. This strikes me as being a rather ambitious and unusual strategy; the current building is fifty years old, and pretty much at the end of its life. It was purpose built as a Police Station, and I wonder how adaptable the building would be to other uses. I cannot imagine that many people would want to work in an office that used to be a cell, for example. I think the only local company that springs to mind who might possibly have an interest in the building might be The Erith Group; I have it on good authority that they are currently looking for a new head office. They have been based in the former Job Centre in Queen's Road in Erith for many years. I gather that they are looking to demolish the office building and construct a high end apartment block on the land, and to build some flats for affordable rent on the site of the former Pop in Parlour, just across the road, which they also own. The Erith Group have their other offices and yard on the Eastern end of Manor Road, but I am led to understand this site is already at capacity, and that a new head office building in the local area will need to be sourced. The old Belvedere Police Station would seem to be a match for many of their requirements, but I have doubts that it would be large enough, or offer enough car parking space for employee vehicles. I also have doubts over the internal configuration of the building - but I don't think this would be a problem for a construction company. Nevertheless, I think it far more likely that the building will lay vacant for yet more time, until a developer decides to knock it down and inevitably build more flats. What do you think? Leave a comment below, or Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com.


Another even more significant planning story has broken in the last week; I have long been of the opinion that Electricity House - the large 1930's low rise block on the corner of Bexley Road and Queen's Road in Erith - directly opposite the fish roundabout, was likely to form part of any regeneration of Erith town centre. I first wrote about it in August 2014, which you can read here. There has been controversy over the building and the occupants for several years, including several allegations of their playing "fast and loose" with the local planning regulations - you can read the details from November 2017 by clicking here. This week they have been posting promotional leaflets through local front doors. The leaflets are of very high quality - full colour printed on thick and glossy card, and must have cost a fortune to produce. The problem is, the leaflets misrepresent the venue located in the former snooker club on the upper floor of Electricity House. The very elegant place settings and rooms shown in the photos above (click on either photo for a larger view) were actually taken elsewhere, and not in Erith. The actual venue looks nothing whatsoever like the promotional photos, and nowhere near as nice. The website listed on the leaflet is at the time of writing is also not operational. As I wrote last November, there are a number of legal cases under way in relation to Electricity House and the church that operates it. All of this is somewhat moot, as it would appear that Bexley Council have plans for the building, along with several others in Erith town centre. I have seen a document sent to me by a couple of readers who wish to remain anonymous, which outlines the plans for several buildings in the town centre. The document includes the following information:- "

ERITH REGENERATION PROGRAMME - ACQUISITION OF FOUR PROPERTY INTERESTS IN ERITH TOWN CENTRE

BACKGROUND

The regeneration of Erith Town Centre will create new coherent predominantly residential riverside communities, which will provide a mix of housing, new and improved business premises, community uses, and public transport improvements within a framework of new residential streets with an improved public realm. Using funding from the Local Enterprise Partnership Growing Places Fund, TfL’s Major Schemes Programme and the London Regeneration Fund the Council is actively acquiring property interests in the town centre when they become available. Terms have now been agreed in respect of four property interests, thereby adding to the Council’s current landholdings in the town centre.

OPTIONS CONSIDERED


1. To acquire the interests now, when the vendors are willing to sell, or 2. Not to acquire at this stage and to await further authority to pursue powers of acquisition.

DECISION


On the principal terms set out in the Exempt Appendix, the Assistant Chief Executive, Growth and Regeneration, in consultation with the Leader of the Council and relevant Cabinet Members, the Director of Finance and Corporate Services and the Chief Executive, authorises the acquisition of:-

1. The freehold interest in 1-9 Pier Road and 33 to 41 Bexley Road, Erith;
2. The long leasehold interest in 9 Pier Road, Erith;
3. The long leasehold interest in 35 Bexley Road, Erith
4. The freehold interest in 89 Erith High Street, Erith


And authorise the Head of Regeneration and Assets to finalise all necessary terms and the Head of Legal Services to take all necessary actions to complete the transactions. Was the decision taken following consultation with an Executive Member(s)?

Yes

If yes, does the Member have a conflict of interest in the subject matter?

No

REASONS FOR DECISION


The opportunity has arisen to acquire by private treaty four property interests in key properties in Erith Town Centre which will help to fulfil the Council’s strategic objects for this important town in the north of the Borough.

Signed: Jane Richardson Date: 26 April 2018
Assistant Chief Executive, Growth and Regeneration".

This would seem to be the "Smoking Gun" in respect of Electricity House, as the ownership of the freehold for the entire building would be the predecessor to the Council then submitting a compulsory purchase order, then engaging a developer to demolish the existing building and replace it with something new. As I have previously written, I have been of the opinion for quite some considerable time that the owners of the church, the creche, and the former snooker hall now being used as an events centre in Electricity House have been fully aware of the likelihood of the entire building being compulsorily purchased and redeveloped, and that they have been making the place look as plush as possible in order to get as much money as they can when the place gets compulsorily purchased. They have been engaged in a "land grab" over the last couple of years, to ensure that they own as high a percentage of the very large building as possible. It is obvious that the building, which opened in 1938 is now at the end of its useful life, and it cannot be generating very much in the way of viable rent. All of the shops on the Pier Road side of the building are pretty run down and not used by very many customers; as I have previously written, the only real income generator for Electricity House nowadays are the mobile phone masts and repeaters that are located on the roof at the Western end of the building. I am also aware that Bexley Council plan to sell off the old Erith Council Office site on the opposite side of Bexley Road, as the office space is now little used, as the council tax administration that used to be undertaken in the building is now merged with that of Bromley Council. Time will tell - and many of the issues discussed here are still in flux, and therefore subject to change. More information as it becomes available. 

A report was published last week that re - ignites an old discussion regarding the use of mobile phones. New figures released by The Office of National Statistics show that the incidence of the brain cancer known as Glioblastoma in England soared from 983 to 2,531 between 1995 and 2015. The rise was across all age groups and came as cases of lower-grade tumours fell. Experts say “widespread environmental or lifestyle factors” are likely to be responsible for the trend, with mobile phones a potential suspect. Study leader Alasdair Philips, of Children with Cancer UK, said in a recent interview that:- “We found a sustained and highly significant increase in GBM throughout the 21 years and across all ages. Interestingly, we found the highest rise in incidence in frontal and temporal regions of the brain. This raises the suspicion that mobile phone use may be promoting gliomas". Typically, only a third of patients are still alive two years after being diagnosed with Glioblastoma. Most survive just 14.6 months. Critics warn the study only identifies a trend in tumour diagnosis rates and does not provide sufficient evidence that mobile phones are actually to blame. However, in 2011, the International Agency for Research on Cancer classified mobile phones for the first time in their 'gold-standard' rating system. While they said the devices could "possibly" cause cancer in humans they decided that "there was not enough evidence to come to a clear conclusion". What is rather more clear are the mental health challenges the misuse of mobile phones can cause - especially amongst the young. Phone addiction and social media addiction are closely intertwined, especially for younger people, who probably are not playing chess on their phones or even talking on them—they are on social media. According to a growing number of studies, it is looking more and more like this pastime is addictive. Even more concerning is the fact that this addiction is linked to some serious mental health risks. Another study, presented last month at the Radiological Society of North America conference, looked at the brains of teenagers who fell into the category of smartphone or internet addiction. The authors found some differences in the chemistry of the reward circuits of the brain, particularly in the ratio of the neurotransmitter GABA to other neurotransmitters. Interestingly, when the teens went though cognitive behaviour therapy (CBT) for their addiction, their brain chemistry changed and looked more like non-addicted controls. Earlier studies have also looked at activity in the addiction circuits of the teenage brain when they're actually interacting with social media. It found that cells in one of these areas, the nucleus accumbens, were activated when participants viewed Instagram pictures with more “likes". What do you think? Leave a comment below, or alternatively Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com. 

Now for the weekly safety and security updates from Bexley Borough Neighbourhood Watch Association. Firstly from Barnehurst ward:- "A fantastic week for the ward crime wise, with only one crime of note reported (we do not include domestic-related offences in this bulletin). This was a theft from motor vehicle which occurred on the 30th April between 7.30am – 9.45am at Hall Place Car Park where the front and rear number plates were stolen from a Citroen car. The team are planning to hold a crime prevention roadshow in the car park shortly where anti-theft screws will be available. The date will be finalised next week and will be advertised on twitter and Facebook as well as Emails to Neighbourhood Watch Coordinators. We have received reports and noticed an increase across the ward of nitrous oxide canisters being discarded especially around the garages at Braeside Crescent, Sevenoaks Close and Oakwood Drive. We are actively patrolling these areas but would like your help. If you see cars parked up using these canisters or other drugs please call 101 at the time giving as much information as possible or report on line. This information will help us to patrol at the relevant times". Belvedere ward:- "The team held a motor vehicle crime prevention surgery in the car park at Asda in Lower Road recently offering crime prevention advice and the opportunity for drivers to have anti-theft number plate screws fitted to their vehicles for free by an AA mechanic who kindly agreed to join us for the afternoon. Having now delivered letters to over 4000 addresses across the ward, we have most recently been able to create a new NHW in Waterfield Close. The team have also been conducting patrols of the streets around Franks Park as we are soon to take over from the Erith SNT once the ward boundary changes take effect. Details of how to contact us have been delivered to residents in this area". Brampton ward:- "A slightly busier week on the Ward this week 4 crimes of relevance to our residents. There was a theft of motor vehicle on Friday 27th from Mayfair Avenue. There was also a burglary in Mayfair Avenue on Sunday 29th where entry was gained via the front UPVC door which had not been double locked. A valuable watch was taken and car keys but no vehicle was taken. On the 30th there was a shoplifting from the Co-op in Pickford Lane. On the 31st in Melanie Close number plates were taken from a vehicle. Brampton SNT continue patrolling the Ward robustly in an attempt to deter and disrupt potential crimes. Anti – social behaviour seems to be under control on the Ward at the moment but with the summer holidays and lighter nights approaching we will continue to be as highly visible as we can be and continue gathering intelligence in the fight against crime". Christchurch ward:- "We are happy to mention that we have no reported burglaries on the ward over the last week. We have had a report of a theft from motor vehicle that was reported on the 01/05/2018, vehicle was parked at Oakland’s Car Park in the Broadway at the time. Also number plates were stolen from a vehicle along Paddock Road on the 27/04/2018 . We had an attempted theft from motor vehicle along Albion Road area. Suspects had tried to take items from passenger seat but was stopped by the driver of the vehicle, this was on the 01/05/2018. We have had two reports of mobile phones being stolen. One was reported on the 26/04/2018 along Market Place Bexleyheath and the other reported on the 28/04/2018, mobile phone was stolen from victim when helping someone during a fight on the Broadway. A purse was reported stolen on the 26/04/2018 whilst the victim was shopping in Pound land Bexleyheath. Our next contact point shall be held on the 9th May at the Central Library Bexleyheath for one hour starting at 10am. Please feel free to come along and speak to us if any of you get a chance. Numerous reports have come our way in relation to beggars - rough sleepers on the ward. We are actively looking for them and hopefully deal with them as needed. Last Friday night, we have been out on the Broadway conducting licencing checks and showing a presence to help prevent any Anti-Social behaviour etc., as well as the day after on Saturday. Also on Friday night the team had helped deal with an incident where someone had got hit by a car which also included road closures. A dispersal zone was put in place last Sunday to help reduce any ASB on the ward as there was reports of general ASB Saturday night. We are keen to set up more Neighbourhood Watches on our ward". Colyers ward:- "We are pleased to announce that in the final week of Colyers Ward there have been no reported burglaries on the ward. We have had one theft from a motor vehicle in Butler Drive on Erith Park Estate some time over the previous two weeks. Small tool marks were found on the drivers door and some small change was missing from the central console. Unfortunately there were no witnesses or CCTV. Colyers executed a drugs warrant in Hampton House on Wednesday, with the aid of neighbouring wards and a dog unit. An amount of cannabis and suspected class A drugs were found along with a quantity of cash". Crayford ward:- "A silver Saab was stolen from an underground car park in Tanners Close on 30/04/2018 between 15.00-18.30. The owner still has the keys but had reported that a side window had been broken a few weeks ago. Hobbycraft reported a shoplifting offence on 01/05/2018 . It seems to have been a week for assaults, counter allegations of assault and domestic incidents. On 23/04/2018 a male was seen walking along carrying what was believed to be a handgun. He was followed from a safe distance and a running commentary was given as to where he was going. Police arrived at the male’s home address and he was arrested. This will be an ongoing investigation. On 24/04/2018, four males were arrested at Tower Retail Park by armed officers from the National Crime Agency. We are not aware of the details of this incident but are aware that there was a video clip on Facebook. Please be assured that Crayford is a safe place to live, serious events like this are unusual and treated as priority. On Friday evening a male was processed for no insurance. 6 points and £300 fine if found guilty. Please ensure that your car insurance covers you for business use. In this instance the male was making a take away delivery. In the event of an accident, he may not have been covered by his domestic car policy. On Wednesday, a lady was processed for using her mobile phone whilst driving her car. 6 points and a £200 fine. Is it really worth it and risking someone’s life? On Friday evening, assisted by Christchurch team, we patrolled Crayford ASB hotspots and stop and accounted several youths. On Saturday evening we returned the favour and assisted Christchurch team when a large group of youths were causing anti-social behaviour in Bexleyheath, several of the youths spoken with were from Crayford, a little local knowledge ably assisted with dispersing them away on to buses to keep them out of trouble".  Erith ward:- "Last week we had the Erith ward panel meeting, we got a nice turnout of 18 people. The meeting was chaired by Jerry Martin, everyone had a chance to talk about issues in their area, The priorities that were chosen were: Drugs across the ward and ASB in the High Street. The date of the next meeting was set for Wednesday 25/07/2018. We have also set up around 5 new NHW areas in Erith over the last week". North End ward:- "Unfortunately, we have had a robbery. A 14 year old was followed on the bus from Bluewater to Slade Green. He was approached by 2 males in Forest Road who took him behind the shops and demanded money and his phone after showing him a knife. They got away with his phone. His dad contacted us and PC Mark and James were fortunately working and went and took the report. The investigation continues in finding these individuals as another parent has since come forward and her son was also followed from Bluewater in similar circumstances but he got away. We assisted the Colyers team in a successful warrant this week with drugs seized at the property. Last Friday we spent 2 hours at the Shell garage on Northend Road with the AA giving out anti-theft number plate screws, free, to anyone interested. There were 15 people who signed up and had them fitted there and then. Please let us know if you need any of these screws and we will try and get them to you. Last week PCSO Mark popped into Bexley Deaf Centre Lunch Club at the Inspire Centre on Whitehall Lane. This was to arrange future regular visits with the group. While he was there they taught him how to use sign language so when he next attends he can show them “coffee with no sugar”. We have a Community Contact session this Saturday at our office in Pier Road from 7pm. PCSO Mark will be attending the Slade Green Big Local Stakeholders Conference next Wednesday, hopefully he will be back in time to give an update next week". Northumberland Heath ward:- "Great news this week - we have had no burglaries reported to us! PC Tom Smith is currently investigating a criminal damage to a motor vehicle in Collindale Avenue that took place last week when a windscreen of a motor vehicle was smashed. A local resident alerted us to a phone scam on Monday of this week. The informant, who lives in Oakdene Avenue, received a telephone call on Monday morning informing him that he was due a PPI refund of £5,000, but would need to purchase a payment card for £125 from a local shop with a code number that he needed to supply to cover government tax on the refund. Fortunately the informant did not follow the instructions he was given, although the caller was insistent, a police car was waiting nearby as a courier was due to attend his address but thankfully no one attended. Please be aware of any unsolicited phone calls you may receive, if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is. As you may be aware from Thursday May 3rd the Council Ward Boundaries are changing, we are gaining some roads on the Colyers ward and losing some of our roads which will be covered by another team". Thamesmead East ward:- "The team are pleased to say no Burglaries again this week. Between 17th - 30th April, Theft – Hartslock Drive. Trailer Unit Stolen from location between date stated; 25th April - Theft  – Leatherbottle Green. Three neighbours state that plants were stolen from front door step overnight. PC Pruden investigating the theft recovered the plants and returned them to their rightful owners; 28th April - Criminal Damage – Kale Road. Victim states person/persons have cut the virgin media cable leading into the victims property; 30th April - Criminal Damage – Mangol Way between 30th April – 2nd May. The victim noticed that the passenger side front door had a number of scratch marks, approximately two inches in length. F. The team will be at Lakeside Medical Centre in Yarnton Way between 1-2pm on Friday 11h May".

The end video this week shows two of the new British Rail Class 345 trains which are currently undergoing testing on the Crossrail / Elizabeth Line at Abbey Wood Station. If you visit the station and happen to see any train testing going on, I would be grateful if you could get a photo or two - you can send them to me at hugh.neal@gmail.com - and you can have full credit, or alternatively be completely anonymous, as you see fit. 

Sunday, May 31, 2015

Will Hay and Uncle Horace.


The photo above (click on it for a larger view) shows the flats being constructed in James Watt Way, between the KFC Drive Through, and Morrison’s petrol station. The construction of the block of affordable flats for social rent has been suspended for nearly six months; this has been due to the contractor that was building the block going bust. The developer, who is backed by the Mayor of London’s office has taken an extremely long time to get building work going again, and much of the thanks for repeatedly asking for status updates from the developer must go to local Councillor Abena Oppong – Asare, who has effectively nagged the developer into getting work underway again. Hopefully the social housing will be finished and open for the first residents before Christmas. The area has a huge amount of house building going on – from Erith Park, which is a giant estate of mixed social and commercial housing, to Tower Hill – the new development by Barratt Homes on the old Bexley College site, and of course Erith Quarry, the brown field site that is set to be the location for the six hundred homes and a primary school development; planning permission has been granted, and the first phase of the construction on the former quarry site is due to be completed by September 2017. All of this new housing is going to attract roughly five thousand new people into the area. My concern is that local infrastructure (gas, water, drainage, electricity) will need to be substantially upgraded to cope, and public transport, health care and shops will need to be expanded for the additional residents. The opening of Crossrail in 2018 will mean that South East London / North Kent will be a lot more accessible than it has until now; one of the major factors in why house prices are less outrageous than in other London suburbs is the historical lack of public transport links into central London – with no tube or DLR connections, the only way to commute into town has been by overland rail on the North Kent Line. If there are any problems with the trains, you really have had little option. With the colossal Paramount theme park almost certain to get the green light, the development will transform an 872-acre brownfield site on the Swanscombe peninsula and be twice the size of the Olympic Park in East London. It will feature Europe’s largest indoor water park, theatres, live music venues, attractions, cinemas, restaurants, event space and hotels. Allied to the project will be a training academy for the entertainment and hospitality sectors, a new country park, a large science and education visitor complex and the biggest performing arts centre in Europe. It is almost inconceivable that the Crossrail project, which is currently set to terminate at Abbey Wood will not be extended down to Swanscombe to cater for visitors to the massive entertainment complex and new town. This would mean that Belvedere, Erith, and Slade Green would be prime commuting areas both into London and down to the Paramount Park – where something like 25,000 new, full time jobs will be required. This is almost certain to be a huge financial and social boost to the entire South East, and could well turn Erith into a new Hoxton. The downside of all this could well mean the end to affordable housing within easy reach of the capital. Many people who live in the local area and who work in central London do so in the service industries – engineering, cleaning, shop workers, facilities maintenance and the like. If they cannot afford to live within commuting distance of London, businesses are going to suffer, and jobs won't get done. There would seem to be a delicate balance to keep things ticking over and the lights lit in London.

Pac-Man, the biggest arcade game of all time, turned 35 years old last week. Released by the Japanese company Namco on May 22, 1980, Pac-Man was like nothing else at the time. At a time when Space Invaders and Asteroids and other games with abstracted, monochrome graphics ruled the arcade, Pac-Man offered a striking, cartoonish design with an appealing central character. It revolved around eating, not shooting; and it was designed to appeal to young women and couples, not spotty nerks in anoraks (although they all played it too). The colourful design and unique collect-the-dots maze gameplay—plus the wonderful tension of running away from those ghosts, then scrambling to eat them once you got a power pellet—made Pac-Man almost instantly addictive, eating ten pence pieces as rapaciously as its protagonist swallowed pixels. By one count, Namco sold 400,000 Pac-Man machines, head and shoulders above anything that had come before, or since. And it is still highly playable and popular in a way its contemporaries are not—few people are paying for Asteroids or Space Invaders updates today, but Namco Bandai still makes and sells variations on Pac-Man on every platform imaginable. Pac-Man’s ubiquity was our first indication that games were about to become the dominant entertainment medium of the information age. (It also arguably marked the beginning of Japan’s impending pop-cultural invasion of the rest of the world, even if players at the time didn't know where it came from.)

Bexley CAMRA have named The Penny Farthing in Waterside, Crayford, as its pub of the year for 2015. Another of the borough’s micropubs, The Door Hinge in Welling, was runner-up. The Penny Farthing only opened in September last year on the site of an old children’s craft shop and is run by couple Bob and Bev Baldwin. This is really good news for local real ale fans; the excellent Robin Hood and Little John in Lion Road, Bexleyheath won the CAMRA award for ten years running, and there really was very little in the way of competition until the micro pubs started appearing a couple of years ago. I am a great fan of micro pubs / ale houses, as they usually sell quality real ales from the local area; in this case, the Bexley Brewery in Erith. The Penny Farthing now goes forward to compete to be crowned the London region CAMRA Pub of the Year, competing against twelve other pubs including Petts Wood micropub One Inn The Wood. The Penny Farthing is also involved in the upcoming Crayford Fun Day on June 13th, hosting its own mini beer festival from June 11th to the 14th, with at least eight beers on sale. I will be paying the place a visit soon.


On Thursday afternoon I was alerted by one of my local informants that a couple of workers were installing metal anti burglar / vandal shuttering outside of the former Potion Bar / White Hart pub. I made my way to the venue and had a friendly chat with the two men; they knew absolutely nothing about the future plans for the building, and had just been hired to secure the place on behalf of the owners. My informant and I share the opinion that shuttered buildings tend to foster crime and anti - social behaviour in areas. I have been in contact with a couple of people who are in a position to find out exactly what the owners of the building intend for its future, and I will report back in due course.

The much anticipated soft play centre for children is now beginning to take shape in the former Blockbuster video hire store in the corner unit of Erith Riverside Shopping Centre. Builders are hard at work converting the store into a giant play area for small children. The windows have been whitewashed over, but it is still possible to peek inside to see what is going on. Lots of work still needs to be completed before the place is ready to open, but I reckon it should be ready by the middle of July, at the rate construction is running. The soft play area is going to be called the Kassiopi Cove, and will have a pirate theme. The company running it have been operating in the area for sixteen years, and have a well-established child-minding and after school group in Northumberland Heath called Jacqueline's Gems childcare services. It looks like they are very well qualified and experienced to run a new child – centric business in Erith; I will be contacting them once the soft play centre nears completion, and I hope to get some photos.  It is good to see the retail unit back in use; since Blockbuster went bankrupt early in 2013, it has been empty and unloved. There are lots of small children that need to be kept occupied and entertained in Erith – I think the soft play centre should do rather well. 

Some worrying statistics have been published earlier this week by Transport for London. There were 567 sexual offences reported on London Underground and on the Docklands Light Railway (DLR) in 2014/15 compared with 429 in 2013/14. There were also more sexual offences reported on London buses, with 684 in 2014/15 compared with 513 in 2013/14. TfL attributed the rise in reporting of sex attacks to a joint initiative with police called Project Guardian. The project aims to raise public awareness of unwanted sexual behaviour and encourages victims to report these historically under-reported crimes. In other areas statistics showed improvement - there were 27,758 crimes on London’s public transport network overall, which is 8.3 percent fewer than in 2013/14. London mayor Boris Johnson said he was “very pleased that Londoners have been given greater confidence to report sexual offences following the launch of Project Guardian.” Mick Cash, general secretary of the RMT transport union, had a different reaction to the year’s statistics. “We warned right from the off that cash-led cuts to station staffing would turn London Underground into a criminals’ paradise. “Those who ignored those warnings, and in particular Boris Johnson, should be hanging their heads in shame today, apologising to Londoners and reversing their lethal cuts programme” he said. Oh well, as normal the politicians and union leaders use people's misery to back up their political arguments. For the South East region, the overland trains and the bus service are the two areas of greatest local concern – there is not much call for the tube in Slade Green! The local buses are a big worry – especially late in the evening. I think more should be done to encourage the Police to travel around by bus whenever possible.


You may recall that a couple of weeks ago I wrote a piece about the Erith Odeon cinema. Local historian Ken Chamberlain sent me the photos you can see above, which show the cinema when it opened on the 26th of February 1938, showing the Hollywood movie "Stella Dallas". By the looks of it, the Odeon was a very grand building inside, and a landmark piece of Art Deco architecture outside. I can recall that even when it was empty and abandoned in the late 1990's, it still had a real presence. The current block of flats with offices underneath does have some echoes of the original structural design, but it is not a patch on the original. It is ironic that now Art Deco is very much back in vogue, if the cinema building had survived until today, it would most likely have been preserved. The Odeon showed a wide variety of films during its existence as a cinema, in the years before it declined and became a Bingo hall - the fate of many cinemas around the UK. One film star whose movies were shown at the Odeon Erith was Will Hay - a name largely forgotten today, but a comic actor whose best work influenced the likes of the Goon Show, and Monty Python, and his most famous film "Oh, Mister Porter!" was a direct influence on "Dad's Army". I have to declare a family connection with Will Hay; my Great Uncle Horace (whom I have written about previously) was a very close friend of Will Hay for many years. This week marks the 80th anniversary of Will Hay having his first starring role in a British film. Born in Stockton in 1888, Hay’s family moved him south to Suffolk before his first birthday. As his father became a jobbing engineer so the family’s mobility quickly increased – moving next to Hemel Hempstead then to London and finally to Manchester where Hay Senior established his own firm. Wanting independence, Will refused to join the family company and started instead as an apprentice engineer for Westinghouse. Yet Hay was no typical engineer and his humour hid by the fact that, by the age of 19, he had learnt German, French and Italian to such a high level that he was able to leave engineering and became an interpreter. His nineteenth year also saw him married to fellow teenager Gladys Perkins and when his daughter Gladys Elspeth was born some eighteen months later Hay decided he could make a better living for his new family in the pre-Great War music halls. Stealing some of his sister Eppie’s staff room reminiscences – she was a full time teacher – Hay began to develop his pompous, bumbling schoolmaster act. After working for over three years with the Fred Karno troupe, where Stan Laurel and Charlie Chaplin had developed their craft, Hay swiftly found himself the talk of the town: selling out Britain’s biggest music halls, playing sets for the Prince of Wales and successfully touring America, South Africa and Canada. Then came Boys Will Be Boys (1935) his first starring film role with a screenplay written by Hay himself. The story wasn't overly deep – a prison teacher cons his way into a boarding school job and helps stop a diamond theft – but it did have its moments. And it was the perfect frame for Hay’s idiot teacher routines…Then, in 1937,  Graham Moffat joined Moore Marriott as Hay’s two sidekicks in the finest comic film any of them would ever be involved with, Oh, Mr Porter! wherein Hay discovers the (Northern) Irish railway station he’s been sent to run, Buggleskelly, is actually a run-down mess. Gun-runners, ghosts, secret windmills and missing trains – Hay and his two stooges come out on top in a film that is, even now, genuinely funny, at times hilarious. Oh, Mister Porter! (1937) was a deserved box office smash in its day, taking some £500,000 in British cinemas alone – the equivalent now would be over £15 million. In the immediate pre - war years, Will Hay was the second highest paid entertainer in Britain, earning a reputed £800 per week - narrowly pipped in the earnings stakes by George Formby. Outside of show business, Will Hay was a dedicated and respected amateur astronomer. He constructed a personal observatory in his garden in Mill Hill and built a glider in 1909. He became a Fellow of the Royal Astronomical Society in 1932 and is noted for having discovered a Great White Spot on the planet Saturn in 1933. The spot lasted for a few months and then faded away. He also measured the positions of comets with a micrometer he built himself, and designed and built a blink comparator. He wrote the book Through My Telescope in 1935, which had a foreword by Sir Richard Gregory, formerly Emeritus Professor of Astronomy at Queen's College, London. When Hay died, a few items of his equipment were bequeathed to the British Astronomical Association. Some years ago I came across a long out of print book on the life of Will Hay, and it had some photos taken of his garden and his private observatory; in one of the early shots, the construction of his observatory is shown; several people are helping with the digging. One chap is seen stripped to his string vest and leaning on a shovel - it was my late Great Uncle Horace on what must have been a very hot day for manual labour. I wish I had a copy of the book. In 1947, Hay suffered a stroke which left him physically disabled. He died at his flat in Chelsea, London after a further stroke in 1949, and is buried in Streatham Park Cemetery, London SW16. Will Hay's films are now out of copyright, and have been released into the public domain. Below you can see Will Hay's greatest work - one of the best British comedy films of all time, the excellent "Oh, Mister Porter!" in full. Click to make the video window full screen, sit back and enjoy the movie.



One local Maggot Sandwich reader made the following observations regarding my piece on the long unused and empty former Port of London Authority building adjacent to the Erith Riverfront Gardens that I published last week; I have to say that I was aware of some of the points he raised, as I too am a Shoreline member of the RNLI, and have been since I was working at sea for Radio Caroline, back in the late 1980's / early 1990's. Anyone who has spent any length of time at sea will have nothing but immense respect and admiration for the men and women volunteers for the organisation. "I noted your comments regarding a possible RNLI station at Erith. As a basic member/supporter of the RNLI I can say that it would be very unlikely to happen for a number of reasons. Firstly the RNLI is currently reviewing the number of stations it has and the number and type of call outs it gets. Some stations have already been reviewed and the type of cover and vessel stationed changed. The North East and East Coast of Scotland around recently underwent changes of this type. Reviews of this type are regularly taken by all of the emergency services too. Generally speaking the crews are all volunteers who are 'on call' while doing their usual employment, not at a station. So volunteers from the local area would have to be sought and trained, not easy as their jobs must allow them to drop everything at a moments notice.  I personally do not feel that there is a need for any sub-station at Erith as the regular river users from the rowing and yacht clubs are experienced sailors and are always watching out for each other, and while the RNLI is there for everyone who needs them I just don't see any justification for a station at Erith with the attendant expense of a boat, security etc when events you mentioned are relatively rare. Problems like where to moor a vessel given the silting around Erith, security of the vessel when not in use etc. Like all charities the RNLI has limited funds as has to allocate where the most benefit can be accrued, and setting up a station, buying a boat, training crew members is a massive expense that at this time is probably not feasible A list of the call outs of all boats can be found on the RNLI website and gives an excellent picture of the reasons they are deployed ". Excellent and very informative stuff. My original piece was designed to encourage discussion, debate and positive feedback; in that case it appears to have been successful. The riverfront building definitely needs to be put back into productive use sooner rather than later. If you have any observations or opinions on what it could be used for, I would be more than interested to hear from you on the subject. The building is one of those unusual ones that seems to "hide in plain sight" - people pass it all of the time, but nobody ever seems to pay it the slightest bit of attention. I think this is a waste of what could be a very useful structure, bang on the riverfront. I think we are collectively missing a trick.


With all of the attention the Police have been giving the illegal bikers who have been tearing up Slade Green Marshes, you would have thought that the bikers would have got the message at least for a while and gone to ground until the heat was off. Not a bit of it, I am afraid. One of the main offenders has been caught on camera on the A2 near the Dartford River Crossing – as you can see in the photo above, he’s pulling wheelies on his quad bike on a motorway. Personally if he wants to kill himself with acts of stupidity, that is his lookout, but he’s likely to injure or potentially even kill others in the process. I recognise the distinctive design of the bike as being one that has frequently been ridden illegally in and around Erith – of course, the scumbag does not have the bike registered, so no number plate to give the game away. I know that the local Police are aware who a majority of the offenders are. This guy needs to be collared as soon as possible, especially after the news last week that another biker called Ernest Miller, known as "Della" to his friends, died after his motorbike collided with a car in Beckenham at around 8am on May 13th.  Witnesses described seeing the 26-year-old thrown from his motorbike over the top of a car and into the road. He died shortly thereafter. Ernest Miller was a member of Bike Life TV UK (probably more accurately described as "Chavs on mopeds"), linked to groups known for haring along Lower Belvedere and Thamesmead’s roads and pavements on motorcycles performing tricks. I have featured them in a previous update. It is ironic that on this occasion he was not riding irresponsibly. Nevertheless groups like Bike Life TV foster and encourage illegal and dangerous riding – and if more deaths are to be avoided, they need to be reined in by the authorities. On top of all this, several serious incidents have been reported this week, involving the two 13 / 14 year old youths on a high powered sports bike that I have remarked upon before. On Thursday afternoon they raced their stolen bike along James Watt Way; A Police patrol car was parked in the road, as the officers were dealing with an incident. The rider of the high powered motorbike slowed down, allowing the passenger to kick off the wing mirror of the Police car - they then rode off at speed. An even more serious incident happened some time later. A local resident was walking his dog along the riverside pathway close to the far end of James Watt Way, near where the traveller pony lives on a small piece of wasteland. The two young crooks came racing along the pathway on the bike, and narrowly missed hitting the man and his dog in the process. The skid marks from the frantic braking can still be clearly seen on the paving slabs. The bike is huge and very powerful - it may be a Suzuki GSX-R 1000, or something similar. The Police know the number plate, and have confirmed to me that the vehicle is indeed stolen. The two youths need to be caught soon; they are a danger both to themselves and others. From what I have been told by a very reliable source, the Police think that the two scumbags are deliberately trying to provoke a chase with them. My own thoughts are that they probably have a couple of GoPro cameras mounted on the stolen super bike, so that they can later upload videos of their exploits onto YouTube to gain bragging rights from their criminal mates. I would imagine that law abiding bikers are getting heartily sick of the antics of a small group of criminals, who don’t do anything to enhance the image of the responsible bike rider. What do you think? Leave a comment below, or Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com.

The ending video this week show the work of the Lesnes Abbey Conservation Volunteers (LACV). It is a fascinating insight into the work of this little - known local volunteer group who do such good work for the area in and around Lesnes Abbey Wood and Lesnes Abbey Ruins. Give it a watch - you might learn something (I know that I certainly did).