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Sunday, August 04, 2019

The end of the phone box?


The uppermost photo above was taken last Sunday afternoon in The Bookstore Cafe in the former Carnegie Library in Walnut Tree Road in Erith. The Bookstore Cafe hosted a pop - up Vietnamese restaurant, which proved to be extremely popular. Many other events are being held in the former library building, including yoga classes which are held every Saturday morning from 8.30 until 9.30am in the Conversation Room, adjacent to The Bookstore Cafe. I know the details on the graphic above differ from those I have just supplied; I would strongly suggest that you contact the organiser, Ashley Bailey at ashley@bayleafyoga.com for the latest details and class timings. Visitors to the yoga classes are advised to bring a yoga mat, and to wear loose, comfortable clothing. The weekly classes cost £8 drop in, and £5 low income. Block booking discounts available. Click here for booking details. A new activity taking place in The Bookstore Cafe is a new board gaming club called The Wandering Meeple Express, which meet every Friday evening from 5.30 - 10.30pm. They are described thus:- "Join the Wandering Meeple Express @ The Exchange on Friday evenings for some tabletop gaming. The geeks will be on hand with the Wandering Meeple’s TOP 50 games for you to choose from, one of the games you wish to play not in the TOP 50 then make a request via messenger and we will have it there for you.  Fridays 5:30pm till 10:30 in The Bookstore Cafe, which serves a range of snacks, soft drinks along with beers, wine and spirits". You can see members of the Wandering Meeple Express in the middle image above - the photo was taken on Friday evening; click on it to see a larger version. A further pop - up restaurant event is happening in The Bookstore Cafe on Thursday the 22nd August from 7pm - 9.30pm. A group called Isle will be cooking and serving Contemporary Asian Food Fusion – Inspired by authentic Indian dishes with modern touches. Including Pakoras, Samosas, Tandoori Chicken and Lamb Curry. For the full menu, download by clicking here. Isle are passionate about providing good quality food in a relaxed environment. They use quality produce to bring perfectly spiced dishes to the table.


It would seem that the children's nursery operator, Sarah Carnegie - who very publicly announced that she was opening a new day nursery in the former Bright Steps nursery premises in Electricity House, adjacent to the fish roundabout in Erith, has now pulled out of the venture. The Bright Steps nursery had attracted a lot of negative publicity; After a number of interventions by Ofsted and Bexley Police, the Bright Steps day nursery, which had been run by Mr. Saula Ogunkoya was closed down after a series of legal compliance and child welfare violations. During a series of hearings at the Royal Courts of Justice during July, August and September last year, the proprietor of Bright Steps lodged a legal appeal against the withdrawal of the licence by Ofsted. The decision of the Judge -  Gillian Irving QC, was published on the 11th October. The case - Mr Saula Ogunkoya (Bright Steps Nursery and Day Care)  v Ofsted determined that:- "We find as a fact that:- (i) the Appellant failed to identify risks of harm, issues of health and safety, and to implement appropriate and safe child-handling practice; (ii) the Appellant repeatedly failed to manage children’s behaviour appropriately; (iii) the Appellant repeatedly failed to meet the requirements in relation to child protection procedures and safeguarding; his approach to the investigation into CO in 2016 and the allegation in 2018 is indicative of an inability and/or an unwillingness to learn from past mistakes and to prioritise the needs of the children in his care; (iv) the Appellant has historically and repeatedly failed to meet the learning and development requirements of the EYFS; (v) the Appellant failed to ensure the suitability of staff, specifically his sister CO in 2016; (vi) the Appellant failed to notify Ofsted of the police investigation into CO in 2016 and delayed suspending her; (vii) the history demonstrates that the Appellant is unable or unwilling to sustain compliance with requirements imposed by the regulations. (e) We find that the Appellant has been untruthful both to the Respondent, the Police, the Tribunal and all others involved in the investigation of the incident on 3/1/2018. His failure to co-operate mirrors his unwillingness to co-operate in November 2017. His lack of integrity and his failure to work openly and in collaboration with the Respondent results in the sad conclusion that he is not suitable to provide nursery provision. We therefore dismiss the appeal and there shall be no order as to costs". You can read the published full legal decision on the case by clicking here. From my reading of the court documentation, it would appear that the nursery had been under performing for several years, and had refused to obey a series of previous compliance orders by Ofsted. The final straw seems to have been when a member of the public observed a member of the Bright Steps nursery staff smacking a child under their care. It would appear that subsequent to this, the nursery managers deleted CCTV footage of the assault, and tried to cover up the event when Ofsted and the Police then carried out an investigation. Subsequent to this forced closure, the nursery part of the building was advertised for rent, and Sarah Carnegie negotiated taking on the lease. I contacted her for details of her new business, and we engaged in some correspondence, where I gave her some background into the situation with Electricity House, and how the entire building was likely to become the subject of a compulsory purchase order by Bexley Council at some point in the not too distant future. I surmise that this may well have deterred her from proceeding with the lease on part of the building; I see that she has now relocated The Carnegie Playhouse to White Hart Avenue in Thamesmead. I think she has made the right decision.


This week the Maggot Sandwich has a new guest writer - Mark Brooks OBE, founder of The Mankind Initiative - a charity which supports men who have been victims of domestic violence - you can see their website by clicking here. Mark writes about his experiences in an earlier role, which makes for fascinating reading:- "Way back in 1999, I joined National Savings (now National Savings and Investments – NS and I) as a press officer (eventually running the department) and discovered that Premium Bonds still existed. At the time they had broadly fallen out of fashion and were viewed as old fashioned – a relic of Post War Britain. Even when they were launched in November 1956 they were described by Harold Wilson, who later became Prime Minister, as a ‘squalid raffle’. Not so now, with 21 million people holding them and £79 billion invested (meaning 79 billion numbers are eligible for each draw when there were just 49 million in June 1957 – the time of the first draw!) The challenge in the early part of this century was for the organisation was to re-purpose them as a “seriously fun way of saving” based on the premise that instead of traditional interest, you had the chance to win a prize from £100 to £1 million – and you could withdraw your money at any time. As part of the wider public relations strategy, the plan was to plug into the historical element - tapping into both the fun side but also the serious side (if anything created in 1956 and was still around in 2000, it had to still have some form of modern-day purpose). A key part of this was to play off the machine that picked the numbers – ERNIE – or more correctly, Electronic Random Number Indicator Equipment. The ERNIE machines (now on their fifth version – launched this year) are not computers so they cannot be programmed – they simply produce a string of numbers which are then matched to the database. The first matching number wins the top prize. Today’s version uses light to pick the numbers (quantum technology), but the original built in 1957 (and the subsequent three) used thermal noise.  Ernie 1 (seen in the photo above - click for a larger view) used an electric voltage applied to a glass tube filled with neon gas that generated electrons (the full science can be read here). The first ERNIE was commissioned in 1956 and had to ready for the launch of the first draw. At the time, ERNIE 1 was at the cutting edge of ‘computer’ technology and the government commissioned the Post Office Research Station in North London who created a team led by Sidney Broadhurst. Two pioneers of modern computer technology and World War Codebreakers, Tommy Flowers[ and Harry Fensom designed the machine based on Colossus, the world's first digital computer which they had created. The National Museum of Computing has produced a fascinating video on its history: In 2004, the old ERNIE 3 was coming to the end of its life and ERNIE 4 was being created. I came up with the plan of getting all four together for the first time. The challenge though was that no one at NS and I knew where ERNIE 1 was – was it in a basement, had it been destroyed, sold or lost. Certainly no one at NS and I’s headquarters in London or the Premium Bonds centre in Blackpool knew.  This pioneering piece of technology that was at the absolute cutting edge in 1956 and 1957 had literally disappeared. I started to advertise in the Blackpool media for information and also for any people who had been around at the time when Premium Bonds were launched. I was put in contact with a wonderful chap called Jack Armitage who had worked with the engineers on ERNIE 1. He recounted his experience in a wonderful  BBC interview – and also told me he thought the Science Museum had it. I visited the Science Museum in South Kensington and after spending a few hours with an archivist, we discovered a reference to it being at RAF Wroughton, their collections management facility in Wiltshire. Off I set to Swindon and after an hour at the base armed with just a photo to match it with, I found it uncovered standing up in a corner of an aircraft hangar – totally unloved and unappreciated. A piece of cutting edge British technology left almost by the wayside. It did not even have a sign saying what it was and anyone could easily mistake it for any old piece of computing technology. After the Science Museum realised the importance of the machine and with a suitable amount of embarrassment, we arranged to place all four ERNIE machines together for an exhibition in the Science Museum for a day which was a great success. It was led by Johnny Ball. Years later, organised by old colleague Tim Mack, ERNIE 1 was rightly placed on permanent display in the Science Museum between 2008 and 2015. Their description was: A side from its cultural influence, ERNIE has great technological importance. It was the 'son of' the world's first digital electronic computer, the code breaking Colossus, created during World War II to read messages sent by German commanders. ERNIE was built at the same place as Colossus, the Post Office Research Station at Dollis Hill, and by some of the same engineers. The Colossus machine was so secret that it was not until well into the 1970s that people began to hear of Colossus's wartime code breaking exploits, and the link between Colossus and ERNIE became clear". I have written at some length about Colossus in the past - which you can read by clicking here. Mark continues:- "I spent many happy years at National Savings and Investments and had a lot of fun with promoting Premium Bonds (often hour long local radio phone ins) and the history of the organisation in general. I invented the concept of the Agent Million character who is the person who personally tells someone they have won the £1 million jackpot every month, their Quarterly Savings Survey, won national awards for the campaigns (Chartered Institute of PR) and also met my fab wife Fiona who worked for Premium Bonds in Blackpool! Before I left in 2007, I even got to build a new console for ERNIE 4!" A fascinating account from Mark Brooks - and you can see a short explanatory video of the original ERNIE 1 below. Feel free to leave a comment below, or you can Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com



Organisations  and private individuals that deploy Facebook's ubiquitous "Like" button on their websites risk falling foul of the General Data Protection Regulation following a landmark ruling by the European Court of Justice. You can read the judgement in full - in English by clicking here.  The EU's highest court has decided that website owners can be held liable for data collection when using the so-called "social sharing" widgets. The ruling states that employing such widgets would make the organisation a joint data controller, along with Facebook – and judging by its recent record, you do not want to be anywhere near Facebook when privacy regulators start investigating. According to the court, website owners "must provide, at the time of their collection, certain information to those visitors such as, for example, its identity and the purposes of the [data] processing". By extension, the ECJ's decision also applies to services like Twitter and LinkedIn. Facebook's "Like" is far from an innocent expression of affection for a brand or a message: its primary purpose is to track individuals across websites, and permit data collection even when they are not explicitly using any of Facebook's products. The case that brought social sharing widgets to the attention of the ECJ involved German fashion retailer Fashion ID, which placed Facebook's tracking button on its website and was subsequently sued by consumer rights group Verbraucherzentrale NRW. The organisation claimed the fact that Fashion ID's website users were automatically surrendering their data – including IP address, browser identification string and a multitude of cookies – contravened the EU Data Protection Directive (DPR) of 1995, which has since been superseded by much stricter General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR). In 2016, Fashion ID lost in a Dusseldorf regional court, and appealed to a higher German court, with Facebook joining in the appeal. The case was then escalated to the ECJ, with the outcome closely watched by law and privacy experts. On Monday of last week, the ECJ ruled that Fashion ID could be considered a joint data controller "in respect of the collection and transmission to Facebook of the personal data of visitors to its website". Fashion ID, a German online clothing retailer, embedded on its website the Facebook ‘Like’ button. The consequence of embedding that button appears to be that when a visitor consults the website of Fashion ID, that visitor’s personal data are transmitted to Facebook Ireland. It seems that that transmission occurs without that visitor being aware of it and regardless of whether or not he or she is a member of the social network Facebook or has clicked on the ‘Like’ button. Verbraucherzentrale NRW, a German public-service association tasked with safeguarding the interests of consumers, criticises Fashion ID for transmitting to Facebook Ireland personal data of visitors to its website, first, without their consent and, second, in breach of the duties to inform set out in the provisions relating to the protection of personal data. The Oberlandesgericht Düsseldorf (Higher Regional Court, Düsseldorf, Germany), which is hearing the dispute, requests the Court of Justice to interpret several provisions of the former Data Protection Directive of 1995 (which remains applicable to this case, but has now been replaced by the new General Data Protection Regulation of 2016 with effect from 25 May 2018). In its judgment delivered last Monday, the Court found that, first, that the former Data Protection Directive does not preclude consumer-protection associations from being granted the right to bring or defend legal proceedings against a person allegedly responsible for an infringement of the protection of personal data. The Court also noted that the new General Data Protection Regulation now expressly provides for this possibility. The bottom line is that if you embed the Facebook "Like" button on your website, you are potentially exposing yourself to legal action. I feel that this is a definite case of the law of unintended consequences. What do you think? Leave a comment below, or Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com.


British Telecom has formally notified Bexley Council that it proposes to remove 7 public pay phones in the borough. These pay phones are located as per the schedule above - click on it for a larger view. Consultation notices have been placed on the relevant pay phones and residents have already been asked for comments. The council have assessed these pay phones against Ofcom guidance and have published their 'First Notification' draft decision, setting out whether they agree or object to the removal of each of the affected pay phones. This document can be downloaded at First notification BT payphone removal consultation August 2019 (PDF, 111KB) or viewed at the Civic Centre, 2 Watling Street, Bexleyheath, DA6 7AT. Bexley Council would like to receive your comments on the draft decision by 5pm on 2 September 2019. You can submit your opinions in writing to the London Borough of Bexley, Strategic Planning and Growth Team, Civic Offices, 2 Watling Street, Bexleyheath, DA6 7AT. The Council’s final decision on whether to agree or object to the removal of each of the affected pay phones will be published at the beginning of September, followed by a formal response to British Telecom by their deadline of 11 September 2019. Bearing in mind that just over seven percent of the UK population don't own a mobile phone - that is roughly 420,000 people. Removing pay phones may be a move too far - especially in areas with a high percentage of elderly residents, who are statistically less likely to own a mobile device.

Now for the weekly local safety and security updates from Bexley Borough Neighbourhood Watch Association. Firstly a report from Barnehurst ward:- "Unfortunately Barnehurst had suffered a burglary in Colyers Walk. This occurred on Tuesday 30/07/2019 between 09.45pm and 10.00pm when the resident heard noise coming from the window. Two windows were found to have been opened and a 4ft pole was seen in the leaning against the window sill. This pole does not belong to the victim and has been bagged for forensic purposes; On Tuesday 30/07 2019 PCSO Nolan was out on foot patrol in Manor Way when a fairly large group of boys were seen dangerously performing wheelies and surrounded a vehicle causing the driver to slow down and sound his horn. One of the cycle riders was recognised and will be be spoken to however we would like to speak to the other boys that were with him. If anyone see this group of 8 to 10 boys in or around Manor Way riding in an anti-social manner please call us. We will not tolerate this and the abuse they give to members of the public. The next community contact session will be at Barnehurst Golf Club, Mayplace Road East on Thursday 15th August at 04.00pm. Please come along if you wish to discuss any issues". Belvedere ward:- "There has been another attempt burglary at the Smerdon Centre, Lumley Close. Same as before, someone has tried to gain access through the roof windows. Happened towards the beginning of July. No entry gained, alarm potentially scared the suspects off. The centre are tightening security. If anyone is seen on the roof please consider calling 999 if the centre is closed. Further reports of motorbikes in the Lesnes Abbey Woods, mainly riding around in the middle of the wooded area. Please report any sightings of bikers. We know of two theft from motor vehicle at the Guru Nanak Temple car park. One was a white male driving a blue car, second was male. Both happened a couple of weeks ago. Please be aware of your surroundings and do not leave anything on display in your vehicles. A young male was caught by the team riding an off road bike in Picardy Manorway Underpass. He was given a section 59 warning for his trouble. The warning lasts for one year, if he rides this bike, another vehicle or someone else rides his bike in an anti-social manner within the 12 months period then that vehicle can be seized and crushed". Bexleyheath ward:- "There has been a report of an attempted burglary along Garden Avenue Bexleyheath just before midnight. Suspect had approached front door with a crow bar and had noticed the CCTV and had left the location, no damage was caused to the property and no entry gained. This was reported on the 30/07/2019. There has been three reports of purses being stolen around the Broadway, brief details below: 30/07/2019 – Dorothy Perkins Elderly female purse stolen whilst shopping between 12 and 1230 midday 30/07/2019 – Ellenor Hospice shop, purse stolen from backpack, incident happened between 1pm and 2.20pm. 29/07/2019 – Savers Store – purse stolen, incident happened at about 1300hrs. Also there was a report of a bag being stolen and cards being used around the Broadway area to make purchases. Believed to have been taken when in the Subway shop. This had taken place between 11am and 1.45pm. There has been two reports of theft of motor vehicles on the Broadway, brief details below: 27/07/2019 - Outside Premiere Inn at about 6am in the morning. 29/07/2019 – Grace Avenue, incident happened at around midnight. A theft from motor vehicle was reported along Heversham Road Bexleyheath. Happened overnight on the 27/07/2019 and 28/07/2019 between 10pm and 1pm the following day". Crayford ward:- "A white Honda 125 motorbike, registration LX18XCP was stolen from Ridge Way between 20.00 on Tues 23rd July and Wed 24th July at 10.00. It had been secured to a wall by chain, parts of the bike were found nearby. A black Honda CRV had its rear number plate EK05LLN stolen from Bourne Road, Industrial Estate on Friday 19th July between 08.00-16.00. A named suspect entered a property in Ducketts Road at 2am on Wednesday 24th July and stole cash and Samsung Galaxy S5 mobile phone. A front number plate RY05 WTJ was stolen from a Grey Mitsubishi Shogun in Bourne Road. We are out and about patrolling the ward and aware that anti-social behaviour is seen more during the school holidays. Our next community contact session will be held on Tuesday 6th August at Beano's café at Midfield Parade in Mayplace Road East. Please come along if you would like to have a face to face chat or please contact us via the usual channels". Erith ward - no report received this week. Northumberland Heath ward - not report received this week.


Slade Green and Northend ward:- "One burglary to report, between the 25th and 27th July – money and other personal property was stolen from a property in Rodeo Close whilst the owners were away, it appears that a window was prized open by the suspect/s, no suspects seen or known at this time. We've had a number of motor vehicle crime offences across the ward over the last week, the first one occurred on the 25th July in Whitehall Lane, around midday, on this occasion a window was broken and property was stolen from within, the second incident occurred between the 26th and 27th July, on this occasion suspect/s unknown have attempted to break into a transit van, they have damaged the locks but nothing stolen. On the 31st July at around 1300 hrs suspect unknown have stolen a catalytic converter from a car parked on Alderney road, and between 1000 hrs – 1700 hrs on the same date, and road, suspect/s unknown have stolen an exhaust from a parked car". Thamesmead East ward:- "Two more thefts of catalytic converters on the ward this week. Vehicles made after 1974 all have Catalytic Converters. There are 3 precious metals in your Catalytic Converter and thieves know this…..Protect your vehicle before you become a victim of theft. Mark your catalytic converter by etching your vehicle registration onto the metal shell, or by using a Secured By Design (SBD) approved forensic marking solution which is heat-resistant. This makes it easier for police to trace the converter back to your vehicle should it ever be stolen, and links offenders to a crime. Consider fitting additional security on your vehicle(s) by installing an SBD approved converter security product, such as a catalytic converter clamp. Attempted Burglary - Northwood Place 27/7/19 between 1am – 6am bottom lock of front door has clearly been levered from the outside making it impossible to use key to lock door. Vehicle Crime Manor Close 26/7/19 8pm – 27/7/19 7am Victims vehicle broken into no signs of forced entry logbook and car documents removed by suspect/s unknown. Turnbury Close 27/07/19 between 20:30pm – 28/07/19 7am victim noticed a big long scratch along the driver's side of vehicle possibly made overnight by suspect/s unknown. Wolvercote Road 28/7/19 8:15am – 2pm front and rear number plates removed by suspect/s unknown. Walsham Close 29/7/19 between 23:45pm – 23:50pm Victim chained moped to lamp post outside property. At approx. 2345 hours victim's girlfriend alerted him that his moped was being stolen as she could hear some kind of noise outside. When she looked through the window she saw three (3) males walking off in the direction of Crossway, one of them pushing the moped. It is believed suspects used angle grinders to cut through the chain. Haldane Road 30/7/19 3:30 am – 8am Rear number plate stolen by unknown suspect/s. Theft from Motor Vehicle x2 - Seacourt Road 31/7/19 between 12:05 – 12:48pm. Victims returned to vehicles on starting the engine a loud noise could be heard. Victim's alighted from vehicles where 2 members of the public stated they had been walking past and saw 3 males jacking up various parked cars. They were seen removing something from underneath each car which they put in their vehicle and drove off. This was found to be the catalytic converters. Good news; the team were contacted by a male living in Australia with concerns about the welfare of his mother who he had not heard from. Various telephone numbers had been given to him for his mum but when called they were unobtainable. He had sent her a birthday card but still no contact to him was made by his mother. His mother lives on Thamesmead East ward. PCSO Buckley carried out the welfare check passing on the concerns of the son. The contact telephone number was verified and an email was sent to the son re mum's welfare. PCSO Buckley received this reply from the son: “Thank you so much we had a very tearful reunion on the phone last night. I cannot express how much your assistance has meant to me it's a huge relief especially with the distances involved as you can imagine it's something I worry about every day. Plus being an only child I would imagine my absence in her life takes a huge toll, but at least I can contact her now and let her know how much I love and miss her. I'm so grateful for your email and your help from the bottom of my heart thank you.” West Heath ward:- "On Saturday July 27th , we held our quarterly Ward Panel Meeting which was well attended although the weather was inclement after the recent hot spell. The priorities for the next quarter remain unchanged, Burglary, Motor Vehicle Crime and ASB/Drugs. Unfortunately the spate of motor vehicles has continued this week. A Range Rover was stolen from a driveway in Axminster Crescent at 08.30am on Sunday July 28th, the victim is still in possession of the keys. Vehicle registration plates were stolen from a vehicle in Canberra Road overnight on Friday 26/07/2019 between 9pm and 07.50am the following morning. Vehicle registration plates also stolen from a vehicle parked in Abbotts Walk between Thursday July 25th at 3pm and Friday July 26th at 07.50am when the resident discovered them missing. Theft from Motor vehicle in King Harolds Way between 11.30pm on Friday 26th and 6am on Saturday July 27th. The victim discovered his vehicle with the doors open in the heavy rain. The vehicle had been rifled through and a small amount of loose change was taken. Sunglasses and £50 were stolen from a car parked in Bedonwell Road between 11.30pm on Friday July 26th and 00.30am the following morning Saturday July 27th".

The end video this week comes from American firearms historian Ian McCollum, and it is an examination of one of the prototypes of the very first ever machine gun, which was built at the Maxim armaments factory in Fraser Road, Erith. Hiram Maxim was the first person to create a truly practical and functional machine gun, based on a patent he filed in 1883. He pioneered the recoil operating system – the concept of harnessing the recoil generated by a firearm to perform the actions of reloading that firearm. His patent was based on a lever action rifle, but his intent was to create a machine gun, complete with belt feed and water cooling. After a testbed “forerunner” gun, he built this model which he called the “Prototype”. It was meant as a proof of concept, and used in many public exhibitions and demonstrations. The Prototype used a hydraulic rate of fire control system which could be set as high as 500 rounds/minute (interestingly, the US Marine Corps example goes up to 600 rpm) and as low as just one round per minute. The gun did not have a trigger as we would recognise it today, but rather a single lever like a vehicle accelerator which acted as both trigger and fire rate control. Only three of these Prototypes exist today, with one belonging to the US Marine Corps, one on public display at the Royal Armouries Museum in Leeds, and this one in the National Firearms Centre reserve collection also in  Leeds.  Please feel free to leave feedback and comments to hugh.neal@gmail.com

Sunday, July 14, 2019

Purple Willows.


Thanks to the eagle eyes of a reader, a mystery has been uncovered. It would appear that the redevelopment plans submitted by Bexley Council to its own planning department in respect of the scheduled improvement works to the garden and seating area at the entrance to Erith Pier have been suddenly withdrawn. The plans had included improved seating, new planters, and a children's play area, amongst other features designed to improve the public realm. The upper image above shows the current layout of the Pier Square entrance in Wharfside Close, and the lower image outlines the area that had been scheduled for improvement by the council. After some investigation by a source within Bexley Council, I was informed that:- "The current planning application for Pier Square was for outline consent and was submitted last year primarily to get early feedback on potential parking and traffic management issues. The process has been really helpful and we now have enough information to address these concerns and move forward with the project. However, the designs were only at early concept stage so the project required a further application full with detailed designs, transport statement and technical packages etc. This week, the planning officer advised we withdraw the current application to make way for a full planning application which will be made in September. The project is still very much going ahead and this was just an administrative requirement. I’ll ask Development Control if it would be possible to add a couple of lines on the planning portal to explain the application will be superseded with a full planning application in September and I will update the Comms team accordingly". Good news; the area around the entrance to Erith Pier could do with some upgrading, as it has remained almost untouched since it was created in 1999. What do you think? Leave a comment below, or alternatively Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com


The former Cairngall Medical Centre in Erith Road, Upper Belvedere (photo above - click on it for a larger version) is to re-open as the Purple Willows children's nursery and day care centre in October of this year. The new nursery will be offering 92 places and will be split into baby suite, toddler room and Preschool class with each room designed with modern equipment and excellent resources to meet the needs of the children. The nursery will also provide a multi-sensory room to encourage children to explore their environment and increase concentration. Whether another local nursery is needed or not is currently unclear - opinion is divided. What is certain however is that opinion is in unanimous approval that the current doctors surgery is being in internally refurbished and repurposed, rather than being knocked down and being replaced by yet more flats - as is happening to the former Belvedere Police Station, diagonally opposite. 

I know that a fair number of Radio Amateurs and other radio enthusiasts regularly read the Maggot Sandwich; however not all of them are members of the Radio Society of Great Britain (RSGB) like myself, and thus it is entirely possible that some hams may not be aware that moves are afoot to take the 2 Metre VHF amateur radio band away from Radio Amateurs. A proposal by France to make the Aeronautical Mobile Service the primary users of the 144-146 MHz (2 Metre VHF) band and demote the Amateur Radio Service to secondary users - effectively removing them from the band. The report says that this is “part of a broader consideration of the spectrum allocated to that service.” The 2M band is not, after all, one of the little-used microwave bands, it is a legally protected main amateur radio band. Not only that, for Europeans 144 – 146 MHz is their entire 2M VHF band. What was really weird about all this is why this is a French proposal and not a European-wide proposal. Apparently this is a move by the French company Thales Group to grab these frequencies for some kind of aeronautical communication system they are proposing. A campaign to prevent the loss of this primary amateur communications band - much used by RAYNET, the disaster and emergency communications service during hurricanes, floods and other disasters, when mobile phones, land lines and other forms of communication are unavailable. 2M VHF gets through when conventional communications cannot. There is now a petition which concerned individuals can sign, which states:- "The 2 Meter Amateur Radio Band (144-146MHz) is under Threat due to a proposal from France during the World Radio Conference 2019 meeting that the 2 Meter band should be allocated as a Aeronautical Band. We, the Radio Amateurs find this totally unacceptable that a harmonised worldwide primary user band for Radio Amateurs is being proposed to be used as an Aeronautical Band as it is meant to be a 'protected' band for Radio Amateurs. We want the CEPT to reconsider the proposal from France. Amateur Radio is still a strong and ongoing hobby for 100 years and we must preserve and protect our hobby". Radio Society of Great Britain (RSGB) RSGB President Dave Wilson, wrote to Ofcom strongly expressing the RSGB’s concerns about the proposed WRC-23 aeronautical Agenda Item that includes 144-146 MHz - the protected 2M ham band. The President’s letter started by stating that the RSGBshares the concerns of the global amateur community and views the French proposal as lacking a proper understanding of the implications of sharing an aeronautical application with weak-signal terrestrial and space communications services”. It continued by saying that “from our perspective, and in the view of the wider global amateur community, we do not foresee any realistic feasibility of a sharing scenario which does not seriously degrade or impede amateur usage of the spectrum, given the extent and complexity of current amateur services’ primary usage”. The letter stated that there seems no justification for including this band in the proposed study, and that the RSGB is not convinced that there are “any innovative sharing methods” which would not inevitably constrain both incumbent and new services. The letter went on to say that “inclusion of this spectrum in the study is likely to involve regulators in a lot of extra work, when the outcome can be sensibly predicted at this stage”. On top of this, there are millions of Radio Amateurs world wide who own 2M VHF equipment, who would lose the utility of it should the band be re-allocated to other uses. It has also effectively stopped amateurs from buying 2M equipment for the foreseeable future, hurting specialised radio retailers such as Martin Lynch and Sons, Nevada and Waters and Stanton. You can sign a Change.org petition to try and save the band for radio amateurs by clicking here. What do you think? Leave a comment below, or alternatively Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com


One of the disadvantages of the Maggot Sandwich only publishing once per week is that I can often miss out on any "scoop" stories. This has most definitely been the case in this edition. A story broke late on Monday night, and was to my knowledge first covered by Darryl Chamberlain of the excellent 853 Blog, which primarily covers Lewisham, Woolwich and Charlton. As regular readers will be aware, I do not cover issues relating to party politics, and endeavour to remain neutral in my reporting. I do cover issues that relate to local concerns, irrespective of the elected representative who it involves. It came as quite a shock to me that local MP Teresa Pearce has announced that she is not going to stand for re-selection as an MP at the next general election. I know that many local residents - whatever their political affiliation - think very highly of Teresa, as indeed do I. She is that rarest of things - an honest, straightforward and very hard working MP. I have to say that I do not live in her constituency (I live about 300 metres outside of it), but she has always been very helpful and friendly. She will continue as the MP for Erith and Thamesmead until the next general election, which could be as late as 2022, but in the current terrible state of parliament, and the disarray of both main parties, it could be somewhat sooner. One has to also remember that the electoral boundaries are going to be changed at some point in the future, which will effectively do away with her constituency. On top of this, she has been an MP for nine years thus far, and effectively been "on call" 24/7 for all of that time. On top of this I understand that Teresa has a couple of members of her family with serious, long term health problems. I feel that she deserves a rest. What do you think? Leave a comment below, or alternatively Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com. 


I was recently contacted by a reader who had attended the recent record breaking charity auction of the guitar collection of David Gilmour of Pink Floyd. Following his auction visit, the reader wrote to me regarding the Vox Guitar Organ that I wrote about at the time. I was able to provide him some information that I had covered on the Blog in the past. The brains behind many of the JMI / Vox musical instruments and amplifiers was a chap called Dick Denney (photo above - click for a larger view). The man who many regard as the UK’s most important guitar amplifier designer was actually deaf in one ear, but Dick Denney’s perforated eardrum may have been the making of him. As a result of his affliction, he was exempted from military service during World War Two and seconded to the Vickers munitions factory in Crayford – something that would permanently alter the trajectory of his life. During the pre-war years, Dick had become infatuated with both jazz music and radio electronics. Early experiments resulted in the inevitable destruction of the family radio, but Dick’s skills improved and his wages from the factory enabled him to buy components. His work at Vickers also meant that Dick was freed from an unwanted apprenticeship in his father’s barber shop, and perhaps most importantly of all, it introduced him to a man named Tom Jennings. During the war, amateur radio activity was prohibited so, as a guitarist, Dick turned his electronic skills to amplifier building. His goal was to develop an amplifier that was loud, but also small and light – and he had ample opportunity to test them out. Munitions factories were understandably a choice target for the Luftwaffe’s bombing attacks, and a as a result, the staff at Vickers in Crayford spent extended periods sheltering during air raids. Entertainment was in short supply down in the shelters, and so to keep up morale, Dick, Tom Jennings and a few other members of the workforce would put on musical performances – these performances with Jennings gave Dick a chance to test and refine his amplifier designs. Jennings was clearly impressed with what Dick had produced, and being of an entrepreneurial mind, discussed a joint venture with Denny where they would produce amplifiers for organs and accordions together. However, nothing ever came of the plan, and after the end of the war, the pair went their separate ways and lost contact. Dick was born in Erith, and, at an early age, became interested in the guitar and amateur radio, whose novelty attracted thousands of hobbyists in the 1930s and to this day. He was soon a leading exponent of the Hawaiian guitar, and his radio skills enabled him to listen to American shortwave radio broadcasts, which inspired his creation of instruments and amplifying equipment. His fragile health excluded him from wartime armed forces; instead, he worked at Vickers' munitions factory, in Crayford, where he first met the accordion-playing Jennings, who shared his interest in musical innovation. After the war, Dick ran a radio and sound equipment shop in Belvedere. By 1951 Jennings was running the fairly successful Jennings Organ Company, but it soon become apparent that diversification was necessary to grow the business. He also owned a music shop and would notice growing interest in guitars during the early rock ’n’ roll years. Since there were very few guitar amplifiers available in the UK, and becoming an importer for American Gibson and Fender amps was not viable due to import restrictions in austerity post war Britain, Jennings tried to adapt one of his organ amplifiers for guitar. It proved unsuccessful, and the project was shelved. Meanwhile Dick Denney had set up in business as an electronics and radio repairer, while moonlighting as a busy dance band guitarist. However, in 1952 he suffered a collapsed lung and was forced to take time off to recuperate. His idea grew from a portable amplifier-speaker unit he developed, while convalescing from  respiratory illness in 1952, for use with his Hawaiian guitar. In 1955, Dick demonstrated his system - not the first to be made in this country, but certainly the most effective - to the owner of a Dartford music shop, Tom Jennings, who proposed a joint manufacturing venture. So began Jennings Musical Industries, and their trademark, Vox, was applied to all Dick's JMI work. Indeed, the early 1960s rise of British guitar groups caused an explosion of interest that left JMI struggling to keep up with demand. Dick produced three more original designs - a 100-watt amplifier, three times the power of any previous equipment; a guitar-organ, allowing the guitarist to produce his own accompaniment; and a wireless microphone system, the forerunner of those used in today's stage musicals. This was on top of his work on his most famous creation, the Vox AC30 amplifier - the sound of the "British Invasion". Jennings sold JMI in 1968, by which time a franchise agreement had been struck with an American manufacturer for use of the Vox name. Dick left the company in 1967 to pursue a career as an independent consultant and designer, which he maintained until his death. He went on to become an instrument technician for The Beatles and local band The Rolling Stones; in an interview some years ago, Denny's grand daughter recalled that:- "He toured the world demonstrating Vox equipment’, sometimes on American TV. He also set up equipment for The Beatles and The Rolling Stones at important shows. Apparently, Dick was fond of The Beatles and enjoyed banter with John Lennon who called him ‘nanny goat’ because of his beard”. Fans once mistook him for a Beatle and tore some of his clothes. They clearly did not notice the cosy cardigan Dick habitually wore, or his trad-jazz goatee. He also came to The Beatles’ rescue at a Scarborough gig when some amplifiers on trolley stands started trundling down the sloping stage towards them. Thereafter, they were fitted with braking casters. Although he never became rich, Dick felt content that he had made a living being paid for what was essentially his hobby. He combined a working knowledge of electronics with a musician’s sensibility and great ears to achieve the sounds he liked using the technology and components of the time. That countless guitarists have appreciated Dick’s amplifiers is testament to his skill and judgment. Dick died a few months after his 80th birthday on the 6th of June 2001, leaving a son, five daughters and the most wonderful sonic legacy.


There is to be a public meeting / consultation on Thursday 18th July commencing 4 p.m. until 8 p.m. at Christchurch Primary School on the redevelopment of the Hainault, Lesney Park Road, Erith. The Infant Welfare and Maternity Home was opened in 1920 by the Erith Urban District Council in a large Victorian house named 'Hainault', bought for the purpose as a cost of £1800. The Home had six beds, three of which were in the maternity ward. There was also an infant welfare centre, and antenatal, dental and school clinics were held there.  The coach house and stables were converted into an operating theatre.  The staff consisted of two midwives, a ward maid, a cook and a caretaker. The Maternity Home remained open during WW2, although it was in a danger zone.  A temporary clinic was added in 1943.  In 1944 a flying bomb exploded nearby and caused considerable damage, but the only injury was to a baby in its cot. In 1945 the building was extended and the bed number increased to 22. In 1948 the Home joined the NHS under the administration of the Woolwich Group Hospital Management Committee.  It was renamed the Hainault Maternity Hospital. In 1956 the bed numbers were increased to 24. In 1965 a delivery unit was added, which provided two first-stage rooms and a bathroom, WC and sterilising room. The Home closed in 1974 with 21 beds, a victim of the new NHS policy of placing maternity units in general hospitals. From 2009 until 2014 the Hainault became Hainault Hostel, a long-stay hostel with 12 beds for people with learning difficulties run by the MCCH Society Ltd. After 2014 it was closed, and is now being readied for demolition.

Now for the weekly safety and security updates from Bexley Borough Neighbourhood Watch Association; firstly the report from Barnehurst ward:- "A great week on the Ward this week with absolutely no crimes of note to report. There were a couple of criminal damages and thefts from Motor vehicle but all these were domestic related with the suspect being known to the victim. Officers continue to patrol the ward and several stop and searches have been conducted in the fight against drugs. Officers also assisted housing officers in the prevention of breach of peace while an empty premises was boarded up at Hampton House. Other good news for Barnehurst residents is that the local police team is now at full strength with the arrival of PC Smith. The next community contact session is to be held at Barnehurst Golf Course on Thursday July 18th at 11am". Belvedere ward:- "There was a recent garage burglary in Mossdown Close. The team viewed CCTV of this incident which showed a white transit van travelling to and from the area on three occasions. Along with a great deal of sentimental items, an orange and black KTM motorcycle was taken from the garage which has then been seen on numerous occasions being driven throughout the north of the borough. The investigation continues – we would ask that anyone that may be able to offer information as to the whereabouts of the vehicle, please contact the team. There was also a garage burglary in Monarch Road from which an orange quad bike was stolen. This was the only item taken from the garage, which had its padlock cut to gain entry. Again, if anyone has any information in relation to this, please contact the team. During patrols of Ruskin Road on Monday night (8th July) we had reason to speak to three males at the location, each of which were searched for drugs. Cannabis was found and a Community Resolution (a warning) was issued to one of the males. We have been continuing our Street a Week initiative recently with visits to Shortlands Close and Hattersfield Close". Bexleyheath ward:- "There have been no reports of burglaries or attempted burglaries on the ward. One report of Theft of motor vehicle at the Civic car park that was reported on the Tuesday 09/07/2019. Also there has been three reports of theft from motor vehicles: Saturday 06/07/2019 - Long Lane Bexleyheath number plates stolen from vehicle; Wednesday 03/07/2019 – Bexleyheath Marriott Hotel – Catalytic converter stolen from vehicle stolen at about 1250hrs; Wednesday 03/07/2019 – Sainsbury's Car Park Broadway Bexleyheath – number plate and catalytic converter stolen from vehicle. A purse was reported stolen on Friday 05/07/2019 between 1300hrs-1415hrs. Purse was taken from victims handbag in the M and S store Bexleyheath. Also on the Saturday 06/07/2019 between 1245hrs and 1315hrs – Victim was pick pocketed along the Broadway and mobile phone was stolen. 13 youths have been stopped and searched around the ward and two have been dealt with for possession of cannabis. The team regularly conduct patrols along drug hot spot areas and ASB areas on the ward and conduct regular stops and searches where necessary". Crayford ward:- "No burglaries to report. The biggest crime generator on the ward this week has been motor vehicle crime with 5 theft from motor vehicle and 2 theft of motor vehicle. Theft from motor vehicle at Hall Place on Wednesday 3rd July; Theft from motor vehicle in Perry Street on Saturday 6th July; Theft of motor vehicle from Crayford Way on Saturday 6th July; A catalytic convertor was taken from a vehicle overnight of Friday 5th July in Tanners Close; A vehicle was stolen from Tower retail park on Sunday 7th July; Theft from motor vehicle on 8th July outside Bookers Cash and Carry in Thames Road. And finally a theft from motor vehicle on Wednesday 10th July at Hall Place, Bourne Road. Officers continue to patrol drug hot spot areas carrying out stop and searches, recently completing several positive searches. One of these after a foot chase in Marden Crescent. The same officers have also recovered two stolen mopeds over the last week. Crayford officers also assisted housing officers in preventing a breach of the peace while evicting a squatter before boarding premises".


Erith ward:- "Police seized a vehicle for being driven with no insurance, residents complained about the noise it was making and the poor manner of driving so we took action. We attended a Recruitment day in Erith town centre on Wednesday hopefully there will be more of these (See image above) Dates for your Dairies: Erith community fun day St Fidelis Road Saturday 20th July 11am/3pm. CCS Costa Coffee Erith Wednesday 17th 4pm". Northumberland Heath ward - no report received this week. Slade Green and Northend ward:- "This week is a good news weekly update as there are no significant crimes to report on our ward. On Monday 08/07/2019 PCSO Mark and PCSO Adam from Erith SNT attended Erith Sports Centre, where Peareswood School and the other schools in the Woodland Academy held a “Race for Life” event in aid of Cancer UK. All year groups from years 3 to 6 from all 3 schools did one and a half laps (600m) of the track and everyone should be commended for their efforts on the day. On Tuesday 09/07/2019 PCSO Mark attended St Pauls school to speak with years 5 and 6 about behaviour in and out of school. From September the school will have regular visits from Mark to carry on engagement with the pupils (this is already happening at Peareswood School). After attending the school, Mark then attended the “Welcome Café” at St Augustines Church for tea and cake with local residents, Vicar Jim Bennett and church staff. The café is open to all from 11am until 2pm every Tuesday with lunch served from 1230. On Wednesday 10/07/2019 Mark was asked by PCSO Lorraine from Northumberland Heath SNT to join her at Jacqueline's Gems nursery in Stelling Road on Northumberland Heath ward to have a chat with all the pre school children about our role in the community. A great time was had by all with the children posing for pictures wearing our hats and pretending to use our radios. Proactive patrols are regularly taking place across the ward with PC's Mark and James regularly seen out and about on their pushbikes. We are aware of several cars that are driving in an anti social manner in recent weeks with “drifting” and wheel spins reported across our ward and Erith Town Centre. 3 vehicles are being investigated with one already seized by Erith SNT. If you do see anything relating to this or any other local issue, please do not hesitate to get in touch. Our next CCS is on Saturday 20/07/2019 from 1000 hours in Forest Road café". Thamesmead East ward:- "Burglary - Sydney Road Saturday 6/7/19 between 10am – 10:30pm Victim reported unknown suspect/s have forced entry to bedroom door, no damage seen. A tidy search with draws being disturbed and items taken from within. Vehicle crime - Lensbury Way Wednesday 3/7/19 Victim tried to unlocked van and noticed the lock had been tampered with. Victim was unable to unlock the vehicle with the key. On Sunday 7/7/19 suspect stated the vehicle would not drive over 15mph. A mechanic informed the victim suspect/s have cut 3 inches of a sensor lead from underneath the vehicle. Sydney Road Thursday 4/7/19 between 3:30 – 10:30am 5/7/19 Victim reported unknown suspect/s have approached the vehicle and removed the catalytic convertor without permission or knowledge. Lensbury Way Saturday 6/7/19 between 9am – 5pm 7/7/19 Victim left vehicle locked in a parking bay. The vehicle was not drivable as needed a new engine. When victim returned to vehicle at 5pm on Sunday 7/7/19 at 5pm it was no longer parked at the location. No evidence of broken glass and victim is still in possession of the keys. A neighbour told the victim that they had seen a low loader truck near the vehicle but the time is unknown. However the neighbour did not see any suspect/s and did not see the vehicle being placed on the truck. Southmere Drive Saturday 6/7/19 between 6pm – 11am 7/7/19 Victims vehicle windscreen has been smashed by suspect/s unknown, unsure at present if anything removed. Kale Road Sunday 7/7/19 between midnight – 4am Monday morning Victim reports vehicle's exhaust and Catalytic Converter had been cut out from underneath car. Leatherbottle Green Sunday 7/7/19 between 10:30pm – 5:37am Sunday Victim's vehicle broken into. Ipad in Gucci case and loose change taken by suspect/s unknown. Yarnton Way Sunday 7/7/19 between 7pm – 8:35 Monday victim reported vehicle broken into Satnav and loose change removed by suspect/s unknown. Hinksey Path Monday 8/7/19 between 8pm – 5am Tuesday 9/7/19 victim reports front passenger side window smashed, seems suspect/s have leant inside vehicle. Tavy Bridge Wednesday 10/7/19 between 4pm - 8:30am 11/7/19 Victim reported that unknown suspect/s have gained entry to vehicle and stolen property from within, no signs of forced entry. Vehicle was parked in the resident's car park that has a security gate. Victim is concerned as suspect/s now have a fob for the gate. Good News: A Street A Week was held in Sydney Road and we were happy to see several residents come along. Any issues were discussed and some residents were interested in our Weekly Crime Update. If you are interested please email the team and ask to be added to our list". West Heath ward:- "One theft from motor vehicle in Pembury Road. The victim discovered his car ransacked on Tuesday July 2nd. This is the second incident of this nature in Pembury Road over the last week. PCSO Reid held at street briefing last Saturday in Pembury Road and spoke to a number of residents regarding their concerns. A moped was stolen from Bedonwell Road on Sunday July 7th between 06.30 – 07.30. The vehicle was later found near Streamway but had sustained damage. On Monday July 8th a vehicle was stolen from an address in Glenview. The suspect made off with the vehicle having taken it for a test drive. The vehicle was later found in Ramsden Road Erith. It is not known at this stage if the vehicle was damaged when found. A blue Yamaha bike was stolen from the driveway of a property in Lansdowne Avenue on Tuesday July 9th between 00.30 – 0035am. The vehicle had a disc lock on it and it is not known how the lock was cut off. Several males were seen on the victim's driveway at the time of the incident. The team, along with our colleagues from Crook log, arrested a Male last Thursday in Darenth Road for possession with intent to supply Class A drugs and for being in possession of a machete".

The end video this week comes from American firearms historian Ian McCollum, who examines the rather chequered history of a Maxim machine gun that was manufactured in Hiram Maxim's factory in Fraser Road Erith, and was then sold to the Russians, only for it to be captured by the Germans during the First World War, and subsequently modified for their own use. Leave a comment below, or alternatively you can Email me with comments to hugh.neal@gmail.com

Sunday, June 19, 2011

The Black Widow and the Romford Rolex.


The photo above shows the view from the top of the recently repaired stairs leading to the path that takes the traveller to Erith Railway station via the infamous Tunnel of Doom (tm). The row of African shops, the nail bar, tattoo parlour and Erith's own snooker hall used to be covered by a large hollow plywood and steel canopy, which over time had become home to a large flock of feral pigeons. All previous efforts to eradicate the unhygienic pests had met with abject failure. This time the Council have been serious; their contractors have completely removed all of the plywood panelling, destroyed the pigeon nests and left nothing but the steel joists in place, as can be seen in the upper half of the photo at the head of this page.  The pigeons that were not killed in the process hung around for a while, somewhat bewildered by the state of events (not that bewildering a pigeon is difficult - they are notoriously stupid birds). they have now departed, leaving the area a lot cleaner than of yore.  I was walking along this path just before 7am on Thursday morning when I was met by a figure shambling in the opposite direction - a bloke in his mid 30's in a stained shell suit, clutching an outsized can of Riot Coke - in this case it was a half litre container of Frosty Jack's white (sui)cider, which looked to not have been his first of the morning. It was also apparent that he was adorned with a Romford Rolex - a Court enforced electronic tag. Fortunately he ignored me and continued on his wobbly way, dragging asthmatically on a twiglet thin roll - up as he headed towards the town centre.

The Bexley Times are reporting that there is a severe rat infestation affecting the recently closed and sold off former public toilets in Townley Road, Bexleyheath. It would appear that a mixture of overflowing commercial dustbins, and surreptitious fly tipping have encouraged a large group of rats to breed. You can read the story by clicking here. I suppose now that the site is now in private hands, it will be the responsibility of the new owner to take on the problem. To be honest, the best solution to the problem is to employ a hunter with a suppressed .22 air rifle - no poison for pets to eat, or toddlers to pick up. Difficult to carry out in an urban high street environment, I do concede though.

I have seen a number of instances of an unforgivable sartorial faux pas in the last week. In Canary Wharf  I have seen a number of men wearing lounge suits with shorts. This is wrong on so many levels; certainly shorts should never be seen anywhere other than on a sports field. Unsightly and slightly creepy are phrases that currently spring to mind - the sight of a pair of knobbly knees accomanying a pin striped jacket is enough to curdle the milk in your cup of tea. For a detailed guide to how a gentleman of taste and discretion should manage his attire, please check out the Ten Commandments for a well dressed gentleman by Frances Bown. A man after my own heart; more on this delicate subject in the weeks to come.

I was waiting for a homeward bound train at Greenwich station on Tuesday lunch time, when who should spot me? None other than "Bexley is Bonkers" blogger and local activist Malcolm Knight, who was returning from a visit to the town. I am afraid that I was not the best of company, as the reason for my journey home, rather than visiting my Dad as normal was that I was suffering the debilitating after effects of a nasty attack of migraine. I had taken my medication, which had kicked in well, but I still felt rather fragile, and was not firing on all cylinders. Malcolm told me about some of his recent run - ins with Bexley Council, which he recounts in full detail online here.

You may recall the story that entered the popular news media a couple of months ago about a new and revolutionary computer virus that was doing the rounds. The difference between it and pretty much any other piece of computer malware, was that on 99.9% of computers it infected, it did absolutely nothing; it just lay dormant, and eventually wiped itself from the machine automatically. On a tiny number of PC's connected to a specific piece of industrial machinery however, it wreaked havoc, whilst indicating to the user that everything was just fine and dandy. By the time the user discovered that the computer was deceiving them, millions of dollars of intentional, irreparable damage had been done. The industrial equipment was a specific type of gas centrifuge which is solely used for the production and purification of weapons grade Plutonium. It is thought that Stuxnet was created and deployed in order to sabotage the Iranian nuclear weapons programme. The Stuxnet computer worm is the first widely successful weaponised software code. Watch the video below for an outline of what it did, what it may do in the future, and conjecture as to who was behind this incredibly sophisticated digital weapon. It may well be subject to the law of unintended consequences. We have not heard the last of this remarkable piece of software.



Something that struck me during the week, is - where have all the Roma beggars gone? A couple of years ago they were all over the place - whether it be begging in the street in Plumstead and Woolwich, or hassling the travellers on the Underground, they were everywhere, the women clutching their intentionally drugged children to try to elicit sympathy, and thus cash from the more gullible. Now they have completely disappeared - I cannot recall the last time I had to fend one off. Was there some kind of Home Office / Police campaign, or did they just realise that they were not making much money from the people of the area? Your guess is as good as mine.

The CCTV image below shows a shady looking character who has been knocking on doors around Erith, posing as a surveyor from Bexley Council. He has been telling local residents that the Council are employing a contractor to provide free quotations for repairs to house exteriors following the last couple of harsh winters. It is all just a ruse to try and get his foot in the door - when pressed, he leaves the house holder with a flyer from a seemingly non - existent company called "Home Improvement Marketing Ltd", which I have researched as a service provider for reputable company "Bayer Global Group". It would appear that the individual pictured below is making deceptive claims in order to drum up business. Here is a direct quotation from the website of Bayer Global Group:

Unfortunately through the years there have been significant cases of bogus callers following behind authorised providers of our Products and Systems and passing themselves off as genuine suppliers.  Elderly people especially need to be aware and extremely cautious, if anybody calls after an installation has been completed, even several years after, claiming to be a service call or representing the company that completed the installation, you should always check their authenticity first by calling the Licensed Service Provider’s telephone number written on your contract, contract folder or alternatively you can call us direct. In general, if you ever get a call at the door, always ask for ID first and before letting someone into your home, don’t hesitate to ask a caller to wait outside until you have had a chance to phone up and check them out.  If someone cannot provide ID or you are suspicious or concerned about the caller, you can always call the police on 999.  And don’t forget, never hand over money in the form of cash until work is completed to your satisfaction.  Even then most companies providing any significant levels of service will take a cheque or card payment.  If in doubt, pick up the phone and ask someone else’s opinion or advice.

Both the North End and Erith Safer Neighbourhood Police teams have been informed of the duplicitous actions of the individual. We will just have to wait and see what happens. You can read more about the situation on the Erith Watch website here.


The old pub at the Pom Pom (why the strange name? Read on...) - the Nordenfeldt, has now been completely converted into flats; although it  was always a bit of a dive, and never served anything resembling real ale, I am still somewhat disappointed to see the end of the place. It seems to be the fate of so many pubs nowadays. I think it will not be long before pubs in the UK come from only two categories; the large corporate chain outlets like Wetherspoons and the Slug & Lettuce franchise, and the high end pubs like the Robin Hood & Little John in Lion Road, Bexleyheath. All the middling "boozer" type pubs will have gone to the wall. I think it is a combination of high alcohol taxes, the supermarkets selling beer at below cost as a loss leader, and a changing society. We no longer have men working in foundries and steelworks, clocking off for the day to neck back a few pints of Mild before heading home for their tea. Call centre workers (the modern equivalent of the factory or mill) don't exactly sweat off much in a days' work, and in any case they probably drive to the industrial unit where they sit all day, unlike the manual worker of yore, who lived in the shadow of the works, and walked to the factory gate from home. The world has changed, and the pubs need to accomodate that or go under. 


On Friday I was on the train to Chatham; it travels over the rail bridge by Strood Pier, where one can see the forlorn and rather rusty "Black Widow" Russian attack submarine, listing a few degrees to Starboard as she lies on the bottom of the River Medway. The Daily Mail recently ran a (rather inaccurate) article on the boat, which you can read by clicking here. They refer to the Foxtrot class hunter killer as a "Nuclear Submarine" which she most definitely is not - she is a (rather noisy) triple screw Diesel Electric vessel. During the cold war years she was however equipped with a couple of low yield nuclear torpedoes - almost certainly for taking out U.S aircraft carriers. These were removed when the boat was decommissioned. The vessel is now in private hands, and looking for investors to re-open it as a tourist attraction. It opened in the early 1990's adjacent to the Thames Barrier at Charlton, and later moved down to Folkestone. If something is not done to preserve this fascinating relic of the cold war, I fear that it may soon be too late to rescue her. It would be a great shame to see her broken for scrap. When working for Radio Caroline in the late 80's / early 90's I recall having several highly speculative conversations with Nick Jackson and others about employing such a submarine to covertly supply the Ross Revenge with food, water and fuel. If it spent most time submerged, the (as then was) DTI would be unable to trace it. I overlooked the practicalities - not only would it have been prohibitively expensive, it would have been political suicide. The decider was far more prosaic however. The Southern North Sea is actually very shallow indeed - a submarine would be physically unable to submerge for much of the tide, as the water is just not deep enough. Nice idea, as long as one does not think about it for too long.


The Military History channel have recently been transmitting a series called "Tales of the Gun" - which is a complete history of firearms from the Chinese fire arrows in the 12th Century, until the modern weapons of today. One episode documents the history and development of the machine gun. Erith features heavily in the development of the machine gun, which is something most locals are completely unaware of - maybe just as well, as it is a pretty dark period of history for all sides. Hiram Maxim, the American born, but British naturalised industrialist and inventor (it is now considered that he was a credible rival to the title of greatest inventor in the 19th Century, along with Thomas Edison) had his main gun factory in Erith, on what is now the BATT cables site on Fraser Road; (not in Crayford, as the Wikipedia entry on Maxim wrongly describes). It is the reason the locals still refer to the area as "The Pom Pom" - from the sound of the Maxim machine guns being tested on the factory firing range. The irony is that the origin of the unofficial name has been lost in time as far as most Erith residents are concerned. Hiram Maxim also invented the sprung loaded mouse trap, and for many years was in patent disputes with Thomas Edison, over the rights to the incandescent light bulb. The main video below shows an excerpt from "Tales of the Gun" describing the Maxim gun and the life of its' inventor. Do watch, then leave a comment below.