Showing posts with label Star Trek. Show all posts
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Sunday, May 31, 2020

Death trap.


I took the photos above (click on either to see a larger version) on Monday afternoon; the great weather at the time made the view over Erith Riverside Gardens and the River Thames look particularly attractive. The small number of people using the gardens were socially distancing themselves in a responsible manner. 

The Co-Operative Society has strong roots in the Erith area. A co-operative shop was opened in Erith in 1868 by Sir William Anderson of Easton and Anderson engineering. The shop unfortunately soon failed, as it refused to give credit, and was patronised mainly by the emerging middle classes, for whom it was not intended.  1868 also saw a much more successful launch of the Royal Arsenal Co-Operative Society at Woolwich. By 1881 they had extended the delivery of bread and groceries into Erith. On the 30th March 1882, a co-op branch store, costing £1,225 was opened on the corner of Manor Road and what is now James Watt Way. A reading room was provided on the first floor by the society's education committee, and supplied newspapers and periodicals for public use. In 1887 this was extended to form a purpose built district library, with a budget of a whole £30 to purchase books. Over the years the trade increased with the surge in growth of the local population, to the point came where the building was not large enough, and new premises were constructed in 1893. It was not very long until this co-operative library fell into disuse, when the Andrew Carnegie sponsored public library in Walnut Tree Road opened in 1906. Records show that the co-operative library had some strange rules in respect of their employees. The first manager of the Manor Road based library was a Mr. James Hall, who had left school at the age of eleven. He was soon promoted to General Manager on the condition that he got married within three months of the appointment! He eventually got spliced four months after his appointment, but this was deemed to be near enough for his employers. Hall eventually rose to become General Manager of the RACS from 1902 until his retirement in 1918.


I came across the advert above in an old map of Erith that I have had for absolutely ages. It was old when I was given it. Hedley Mitchell was the largest and by far the most important shop in the old Victorian Erith town centre. It was the towns' department store, and as large and grand as Hides in Bexleyheath. Many older local residents recall Hedley Mitchell with great affection. The store had a very high reputation for formal service. It was the first building to be demolished when work began to create the new (and subsequently much hated) brutalist concrete shopping centre in 1966. In fact the first act of demolition was carried out by the then Deputy Mayor, Councillor Mrs M Barron, ceremoniously smashed the window of Hedley Mitchell's store to mark the commencement of the demolition of Erith Town Centre to make way for redevelopment. As a consequence, all the existing Victorian buildings were lost. With hindsight, this was a terrible mistake - the existing town centre should have been sympathetically restored. I gather that this was considered, but would have cost too much money; instead they built a relatively cheap but undeniably ugly replacement out of bare concrete. I don't know anyone who had a good word to say about it. Consequently a lot of businesses upped sticks and moved to Bexleyheath or Northumberland Heath, and it is only now, over fifty years later that much of the social and economic damage is being put right. The current Erith Riverside Shopping Centre is actually a very clever redesign of the much hated sixties structure, rather than a ground up new build, but it has been done with taste and sensitivity - something entirely missing in the original, which was a smelly and soulless concrete monstrosity, detested by all.


Following my article last week about the number of traffic accidents happening in and around the junction of Danson Road and Park View Road, directly outside of the main entrance to Danson Park, I have been contacted by the same local resident, with a photo of a further accident. The correspondent, who wishes to remain anonymous, writes:- "Well, I couldn't believe when on the 24th at about 10.30pm, I heard an almighty, 'boom!' - looking outside was the smoking wreckage of a car that appeared to have been unaware of the interchange and smashed into the central reservation, then into the pavement.  This, only 2 days since the last accident.  Both incidents seemed to involve youngsters.  I wonder if alcohol was involved as there appeared to be friends of the involved coming out of the park? I think you will agree that this accident looks worse than the last one. I hope that no one was waiting to cross the road at the central reservation at the time". Have you had any experiences regarding this very dangerous road junction that some local residents are now referring to as a death trap? Email me with your details to hugh.neal@gmail.com in confidence. 


Pac-Man, the biggest arcade game of all time, turned 40 years old last week. Released by the Japanese company Namco on May the 22nd, 1980, Pac-Man was like nothing else at the time. At a time when Space Invaders and Asteroids and other games with abstracted, monochrome graphics ruled the arcade, Pac-Man offered a striking, cartoonish design with an appealing central character. It revolved around eating, not shooting; and it was designed to appeal to young women and couples, not spotty nerks in anoraks (although they all played it too). The colourful design and unique collect-the-dots maze gameplay—plus the wonderful tension of running away from those ghosts, then scrambling to eat them once you got a power pellet—made Pac-Man almost instantly addictive, eating ten pence pieces as rapaciously as its protagonist swallowed pixels. By one count, Namco sold 400,000 Pac-Man machines, head and shoulders above anything that had come before, or since. And it is still highly playable and popular in a way its contemporaries are not—few people are paying for Asteroids or Space Invaders updates today, but Namco Bandai still makes and sells variations on Pac-Man on every platform imaginable. Pac-Man’s ubiquity was our first indication that games were about to become the dominant entertainment medium of the information age. (It also arguably marked the beginning of Japan’s impending pop-cultural invasion of the rest of the world, even if players at the time didn't know where it came from.)

Here is an account, which was written back in 1983, of how local man Bob Shrimpton spent much of World War II:- "During the war, being employed in what was known as a ‘reserved occupation’, I enlisted (a euphemism – I had no choice) in the 56th Battalion Home Guard disrespectfully known as Dads’ Army. I became a private first class in No. 1 Platoon A Company. Platoon HQ was in a tin hut at the rear of the Belvedere Social Club in Nuxley Road and Company H.Q. was in a villa, long since demolished, which stood on the corner of Woolwich Road and Essenden Road. At the time I joined full kit and weapons were available. Most of the platoon rode bicycles to parades with full kit including army boots, a greatcoat in winter and a .303 rifle slung across the shoulders. It took a lot of practise to mount and dismount. If one ran with the bike and cocked ones leg over the saddle too hurriedly, the weight of all this equipment could hurl one flat on the ground. As in Dads’ Army we had our characters who could obtain anything for you - at a price. There was a slit trench in the front garden at Essenden Road and a sentry was supposed to jump into this when an air-raid was in progress. One night it poured with rain nearly all night. A raid was on and the duty sentry was trying to keep dry in the trench whilst some of us were in the house porch watching the raid. Suddenly there was a great agonising howl of rage. The rainwater had burst through the sand bags around the top of the trench and poured straight down the back of the sentry’s trousers! Once a month we did sentry duty at Battalion H.Q. in the mansion that once stood at the corner of Bexley Road and Park Crescent. ( The original Battalion Commanding Officer was Lt. Col. Briggs and later LT. Col. Tobin. Military exercises were held from time to time with other platoons. Our platoon Commander was Lt. Butler and his second in command was Lt. Shirras, who was the manager of Reeson’s Chemist in the Erith High Street. I remember one summer’s evening Lt. Shirras leading his section stealthily down Clive Road towards the enemy, with his revolver at the ready, when a hoard of youngsters burst upon us whooping and urging us on with shouts of ‘Go it Mr. Get ‘em’. etc. The Lieutenant’s blackened face turned a shade blacker as he shouted ‘-----off you b------ kids.’ He really was an officer and a gentleman though. We held manoeuvres on Belvedere Marshes taking us right through the gypsy encampment. I remember lying in delicious terror by the side of the line near Belvedere railway station with my bayonet a few inches from the live rail whilst trains sped by. One weekend was spent on night manoeuvres at Mount Mascal in North Cray, under the care of the Scots Guards. The night was so dark that it seemed superfluous to blacken one’s face. In fact, because of lack of visibility, our officer lost his platoon! I had been appointed runner, which meant I had to stick to the officer in case he wanted me to take a message – where to, goodness only knows! The officer walked along North Cray Road looking for his platoon when he sensed, rather than saw, a blackened face peering from a hedge, whereupon the following short conversation took place. Officer: ‘Is that No. 1 platoon?’ Blackened Face: ‘Sorry Sir. No, we are the enemy.’ We fired .303 rifles and Lewis guns on a range in the sand-pits right next to Birch Walk. The recruits were always the best shots. One of our platoon worked in the Woolwich Arsenal. He wangled a Sunday morning visit to the small arms proof ranges. There we were, large as life, marching in full kit inside the grounds. It was a different world inside – haystacks, cows grazing etc. We shot at 500 yard range (not at the cows) and we took it in turns to don little waist-coats and mark the shots at the targets. One was supposed to check on the field telephone that the men firing had ceased firing. Something went amiss and as we walked to the targets a bullet sped over our heads fortunately not hitting anyone". Comments to me at hugh.neal@gmail.com.

It never ceases to amaze me how concepts and technology originally created as plot devices in science fiction soon become reality. In my opinion, the biggest contributor to this phenomenon has got to be the original 1960's series of Star Trek. Mobile phones, tablet computers, and the 3.5” floppy disk are all devices inspired directly from the original classic TV show. Scientists are now saying that warp drive is theoretically possible, even if we are a huge way off being able to build a starship using warp technology. In essence, a warp drive will exploit a loophole in the law of the speed of light (nothing can travel faster than the speed of light in a vacuum). Instead of trying to move the ship ever faster, requiring greater and greater input of energy, the warp drive turn the problem on its’ head. Instead of trying to go faster, the warp drive distorts space/time around the starship; in effect the ship remains stationary whilst the  space in front of the ship is contracted, and the space behind the ship is expanded – basically the universe moves around the ship. The concept for a real life warp drive was suggested in 1994 by a Mexican physicist Miguel Alcubierre, however subsequent calculations revealed that his design would consume prohibitive amounts of energy. Recently physicists have re – examined the calculations, and have discovered a method of redesigning the warp generator to run on significantly less energy, and bringing it back from science fiction and into the realm of (theoretical) science. An Alcubierre warp drive would involve an American football shaped spacecraft attached to a large ring encircling it. This ring, potentially made of exotic matter, would cause space-time to warp around the starship, creating a region of contracted space in front of it and expanded space behind. Meanwhile, the starship itself would stay inside a bubble of flat space-time that wasn't being warped at all. Everything within space is restricted by the speed of light.  The really amazing  thing is space-time, the actual fabric of space, is not limited by the speed of light, and can be warped. With this concept, the spacecraft would be able to achieve an effective speed of about 10 times the speed of light, all without breaking the cosmic speed limit. This is all very well in theory, but some absolutely staggering advances in engineering and materials technology will need to be made before this ever approaches practicality. Having said that, it is very cool indeed.


Now for the weekly local safety and security updates from Bexley Borough Neighbourhood Watch Association. Firstly the report from Barnehurst ward:- "Barnehurst Ward has suffered on non-residential burglary at Parkside Parade, Northend Road. The Incident occurred on Thursday 21/05/2020 and was targeted twice in one day. The first time was at approximately 1700 hours and the second time was sometime after midnight. A dark blue Ford transit Connect is believed to be involved on both occasions. Entry was gained via the rear of the property. Goods from the shop were taken on both occasions. CCTV footage has been obtained therefore investigations are ongoing. The team have been responding to calls in relation to residents not adhering to Government's guidelines. Please do not have family and friends round and stick to the guidelines". Belvedere ward:- "During these days of continued testing times the Belvedere Safer Neighbourhood Team continue to patrol the ward both in plain clothes and High visibility form in order to keep residents of the ward safe and any potential criminals away. On Sunday 24th May and in conjunction with other teams on the borough we were able to apprehend and arrest an offender who had been wanted by Police for over 3 years. After complex intel and research this male was traced to an address on the Belvedere ward and was finally apprehended after a dawn raid. He has now been safely returned to her Majesty's pleasure where he will complete his original prison sentence for the next 4 months. With the hot weather now approaching and almost at touching distance a gentle reminder please to continue observing the social distance guidelines. It can become very easy to get carried away with the moment but please do remember about gathering in large groups in parks and open spaces. The guidance states that you can sit in a park but it must only be with persons in your household or at most one person from a different household". Bexleyheath ward:-"Between Thursday 21/05/20 and Friday 22/05/20 – Lidl Bexleyheath – vehicle broken into, work tools stolen. Saturday 23/05/20 - WJ King Bexleyheath – Theft of petrol. Monday 25/05/20 – Lidl Bexleyheath – Public Order offence. We have a very low crime rate again this week which is great news". Crayford ward:- "We have good news to report that there has been no reported burglaries or attempted burglaries, which I believe was the same from last week. Lets hope this continues to stay this way. A theft from motor vehicle was reported on the Wednesday 20/05/2020 along Perry Street at about 13:30 hrs, tools were taken from the back of a van. On the Wednesday 20/05/20 a trailer was stolen from the rear driveway of a shop along Crayford Way. Tools were used to cut the trailer free, incident had occurred at about 19:40hrs. There was report of a criminal damage at Hall Place Bourne Road. Gates had been damaged and there was signs of nitrous oxide canisters also used at the location. This incident had taken place over night from the Tuesday 19/05/20 from about 9 pm until 7:30 am the following day. Just wanted to say Thank You to everyone who continually follow the government guidelines and also for people to continue to help and support one other". Erith ward:-"This week the team has been out on the bikes covering some patrols around Thamesmead, Northumberland Heath as well as Erith. All open spaces patrolled as well as shops in Erith. You can check out our daily bike mapping patrols on out twitter. Crimes of note from the last week. Theft from Motor Vehicle – Erith Park. Theft from Motor Vehicle – Compton Place. No other crimes of note, no burglaries and while there was still 2 Theft from MVs this is down from the 5+ last week. A number of weapon sweeps across Erith have taken place, nothing found. Due to staff numbers this week we have been doing some extra patrols around Northumberland and Northend. Plain clothing patrols across Erith have also been carried out".


Northumberland Heath ward:- "Two drug warrants were executed simultaneously on Wednesday 20/05/20 within Northumberland Heath and Slade Green. A small quantity of cannabis was found which resulted in a community resolution. Weapons were also found in the inside the second property. The team have been working hard with Bexley ASB Team and have been able to install a CCTV camera on Streamway, Erith. Residents have also provided police pictures of local youths causing anti-social behaviour and drug dealing. The team have identified these suspects and have been completing home visits on the individuals. Work is also being completed on serving CPNWs. Six positive stop and searches completed on Steamway, Erith this week with help from neighbouring wards. Officers completed a foot chase in the Northumberland Heath Recreation Ground park on Thursday 21/05/20 which resulted in a male being transported to Bexleyheath Police Station for a strip search and was found to be in possession of cannabis. Also last week there was a fight in the park involving a large group of youths. Response Officers attended the incident and the suspect was identified by the victim and was arrested. There has been reports of youths congregating in the Alleyways of Belmont Road and youths causing ASB and vandalising parked vehicles on Brook Street. These reports are not being reported correctly and victims of crimes need to be contacting 101 to make the local policing team aware . Officers will complete patrols around these hotspot areas. Also great news the team will be getting a new DWO Constable on the 1st June". Slade Green and Northend ward:- "A vehicle was stolen by means of burglary overnight on Tuesday 26 and Wednesday 27 May in Cedar Road. The victim had not locked their UPVC Door by lifting the handle and turning the key, they just shit the door and put the chain on showing how easy it is for someone to gain entry. Also, a passport, mobile phone and cash were all left in the car when it was stolen. Please always ensure your doors are locked correctly and no valuables are left in your vehicle at any time. Please continue to follow government guidelines in regards where we are with lockdown restrictions etc. The team are patrolling as and where we can, when we can so thanks to everyone who is following the guidelines". Thamesmead East ward:- "No Burglaries this week. Vehicle Crime. Maran Way Sunday 17/5/20 between 4pm – 2:20 pm Thurs 21/5/20 Suspect/s have removed both front and rear number plates and replaced with plates from another vehicle. Leatherbottle Green Wednesday 20/5/20 9:50 am Victim stated while at their home address a loud grinding noise was emanating from the front of the property. Looking out from the first floor window victim could see a suspect standing by the front nearside of their vehicle and another suspect underneath. Victim called out from the window and both suspects made off with catalytic converter.. Kale Road. Thursday 21/5/20 between 3pm – 12 noon Fri 22/5/20 Victim states rear number plate stolen by suspect/s unknown". West Heath ward:- "Two motor vehicle crimes of note this week: Theft of a purse containing credit cards and cash in Berkeley Avenue between Sunday 17/05/20 16.00 – Thursday 21/05/2020. Theft of a grey transit van in Glenview on Tuesday 26/05/20 at approximately 14.40pm. One arrest for theft of goods".

The end video this week features some excellent drone footage shot over the River Thames, showing Erith Pier and the surrounding areas. I must apologise on behalf of the content creator; despite some excellent visuals, the videographer has chosen to add some extremely irritating and completely unnecessary music to the piece. I would suggest that you watch the video with the sound muted.

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Then and now.


The photos above show part of Erith High Street, looking East. The first photo was taken at Easter 1981 by me as part of a school project on the River Thames; the second photo was taken by me late last year, and shows a very similar view, albeit with a far higher resolution and with a wider angle lens. As can be seen, the road has not changed dramatically in the intervening years; The fisherman's cottages have been sympathetically restored and now form part of the sheltered housing scheme that has been built behind the old Police station - which itself is now decommissioned and converted into private flats.  The shops to each side of the restored cottages were demolished to make entrance and exit roads to the main part of the riverside sheltered housing block. Other than that, and the increased shrubbery in the Riverside Gardens, there is not a lot of change, all things considered.

The only relatively local music festival  - the Paddock Wood Hop Farm Festival has been cancelled this year, citing poor ticket sales. I think the problem has been twofold – one, people are cutting back on their discretionary spending due to the dodgy economic climate, and secondly (and to my mind more tellingly) the bill of performers was pretty poor when compared to previous years. I think this could well put the entire future of the Hop Farm Festival in doubt; the organisers have really had a big dent put in their credibility. In previous years there were performers like Prince, Peter Gabriel, The Eagles, Van Morrison, Bob Dylan and Morrissey. This year the line up was to have included relatively unknown bands including My Bloody Valentine and The Horrors – hardly headline grabbing acts at the best of times. The festival has hat its’ critics since it began in 2008, mainly due to the perception that the organisation and planning of the event has been poor. The practice of selling a load of tickets for a one day event, then adding a second day (with the need for the purchase of an additional ticket some weeks after the delivery of the first) was something that was often cited by critics. The service infrastructure at the venue was also not always up to scratch; in 2010 there was a complete failure in the drinking water supply, which in any case had been a hose feeding a single tap – hardly adequate for a crowd of around 30,000 visitors. Whether the festival will return next year I don’t know. If they do give it another try, they really need to tighten up their organisation, and also book a couple of big name acts to bring in the punters.

Talking of local events, it will not be too long before the annual Erith Riverside Festival, which is taking place in June; I fervently hope that the weather is better than last year, when gales and torrential rain made the event a bit of a wash – out, which was a real pity as it is normally an excellent event, which attracts a big crowd. You can see some photos from previous Riverside Festivals by clicking here and here. If you get the opportunity to go along, I would strongly recommend that you do so; it is a great day out, as long as the weather stays fine. More details on this years’ event as soon as the information becomes available.

An Apple 1 computer from 1976 is going on sale by auction next week; it is one of an estimated fifty or so still working models thought to be in existence. Interest in all things Apple remains at a high, and this first Apple product is now worth a fortune. It is thought that the reserve price on the model being sold is somewhere in the region of a quarter of a million US Dollars. An Apple 1 with a hand written letter from Steve Jobs, and a signed motherboard by Steve Wozniak sold last year for a little over $400,000! I think that this is about as high as a home computer will ever sell for. There is a widely believed myth that the Apple 1 was the World’s first home computer. I can dispel this – it was not. A year prior to the Apple 1 being released, the MITS Altair 8800 was on general sale in both kit and ready built form. The Altair was a stunning piece of electronic and mechanical engineering, and very much ahead of its’ time. If you have seen the classic 80’s movie “War Games”, the computer the protagonist uses to unwittingly break into the US defence computer network was a IMSAI 8080, a very early clone of the  Altair 8800, though the things the computer did in the film were way past the relatively limited powers of the machine – such is the way with Hollywood! The Altair was more at home playing the original Star Trek video game – if you had it connected to a suitable monitor and keyboard. More on the Star Trek game later.
Back on my update on the 10th of March, called “Kebabs and College” I noted with dissatisfaction that not only were all of the fast food takeaways in and around Erith of a very poor standard in hygiene (the exception being McDonald’s and KFC, both of which got a 5 out of 5 star “scores on the doors” rating). But that the kebab shops were the very worst offenders of all. I also wrote a piece about the Yildiran in West Street – a kebab shop of incredible popularity, not least with the local Police and emergency services, who seem to use the place as an informal canteen. I know that it is the only kebab outlet that many locals will use. Since I wrote the piece, the Yildiran has now had a visit from the “Scores on the Doors” health inspectors and the results are really not good; it only managed to score a one star out of a possible five. This is extremely disappointing. I really thought that the place would do better; it just goes to show that you cannot tell all you need to know about a shops’ level of food hygiene by simply looking at it. With any luck it will be a wakeup call to the owners and staff – I get the feeling that their trade will dive if the knowledge of the terrible health rating becomes widespread. Once again, I really think that any food outlet scoring lower than a three out of five possible stars should have immediate sanctions taken on them to enforce a close down and deep clean, plus compulsory staff training in safe food storage and preparation. The trouble seems to be that Bexley Council’s environmental health department seem to be essentially toothless. They seem to have just enough staff to carry out the initial shop inspections, but not enough to carry out any enforcement actions. One thing about the whole “Scores on the Doors” rating system is that prior to the inspectors turning up at a food retailer, the proprietors are sent a detailed questionnaire document which they have to complete. Many people find these documents very dense and difficult to understand – and this must be doubly so if English is not your first language. I wonder if the non – completion of this questionnaire may skew the inspection results, as from what I have been told, if the form is not completed, it negatively affects the overall inspection score. If anyone knows, please drop me a line. One scam being run by a couple of local restaurants when they get an awful hygiene rating is very simple, but actually very effective. They change the name of the place. This has very recently happened to the Wazobia restaurant in Pier Road, which rated zero stars, as you can see from the screen grab above. Very suddenly it changed its' name to "K-Spice" though it appears to be run by the same people. On top of this it has a licencing application submitted, requesting that it be allowed to serve alcohol until 1.30am from Monday to Sunday each week. Bearing in mind the restaurant is located below some residential flats, I think it somewhat doubtful that the Council will agree to this, and certainly not so very late at night. Time will tell. 

Google Glass seem to have been polarising public opinion. Whilst only fifty or so pre – production pairs of the enhanced reality glasses have been released to technical journalists and software developers, the impact seems to have been disproportionately large. Virtually any TV or radio show with any interest in technology has featured them; I reckon that Google’s marketing people realised that they could garner a whole load of free publicity by releasing the beta version of the forthcoming finished product to a handful of movers and shakers, and indeed this does seem to have been the case.  I have heard both good and bad comments being made to the whole Google Glass concept. The one that made me laugh out loud was the person who wondered if Glass will become the “Sinclair C5 for the head”. I know what they mean; is it too soon for a wearable computer to take off? I for one don’t know, but it will be interesting to see who buys them when the full retail version comes onto the market in the autumn – the price point will be a major factor in the popularity or otherwise of the product.

I was working from home last Wednesday, as I had a number of long conference calls scheduled. Lengthy telephone conversations whilst sitting in a crowded and noisy open plan office are difficult at the best of times, and it made more sense for me to have the calls in the peace and quiet of my dedicated office in Pewty Acres. Halfway through the morning, I heard the loud whine of a gas turbine engine, and thought “I wonder if it is the Air Ambulance again?” Close but not quite; it was the Police in a very similar type of helicopter. The chopper few over my house a couple of times before heading towards the Larner Road Estate. A few minutes later I heard emergency service sirens from the direction of the estate, but saw nothing. Mystified, I returned to work. Later that afternoon I found out that two World War II era suspected explosive devices had been discovered by the demolition contractors at Larner Road. According to the News Shopper (who were very quick to report the incident) the two “bombs” found on the site were actually inert practice rounds originally used for training purposes. Nevertheless it must have been a bit of a shock for the digger driver and the site workers. What amazes me is that not more wartime bombs are found during local building works. During World War 2, the areas both North and South of the River Thames were heavily bombed, almost to the end of the war. Not only did the area house many war related industries and manufacturing facilities (and thus legitimate bombing targets), but the river itself was used as a main navigational pointer towards London. After all, as long as a Nazi pilot could navigate across the English Channel and find the Thames Estuary, all he then had to do was follow the river until he came to London. A bit of a giveaway really. An interesting and somewhat quirky historical fact related to the wartime bombing came to light a couple of years ago when I was having some work done to install a new garden fence. My builder had to dig holes for the new fence posts; he had brought a compact electrical Kango breaker drill with him. After more than an hour of drilling, he had only made a relatively small dent in the ground. Frustrated, he disappeared for half an hour to visit a local plant hire shop. When he returned, he was armed with an enormous breaker that looked like it could take out a main battle tank at five hundred metres! Even with this vastly more powerful tool, it still took him an hour or so to drill half a dozen holes. It turned out that the bottom of my garden had a layer of reinforced concrete well over eighteen inches deep, which covered an extensive area. It turned out to be the roof of an underground, wartime bomb shelter. After some research at the Bexleyheath Local Studies Centre, I discovered that the cast concrete Mulberry Harbours which were floated over the channel to aid the 1944 invasion of Normandy were constructed on the River Thames at Erith (hence the local road named “Mulberry Way”). Many of the workers who constructed the harbours were former brick workers (prior to the war, Erith’s largest product was building bricks, which were exported all over the world, and helped to build the Empire).  The concrete to construct the harbour elements was imported from the USA by ship, and local labour mixed and poured it. During the war, the maximum thickness of concrete permitted for an underground air raid shelter was four inches, as concrete was under ration. Apparently the workers would take wheel barrow loads of mixed but still liquid concrete home to reinforce their shelters – and this is what my builder had discovered! From what I can gather, the management turned a blind eye to the practice, and it was regarded as being a perk of the job. I can understand management allowing this – after all, your workers are not much use if they have been blown up by a bomb. An interesting local story.
Another River Thames related story has surfaced this week; it is something that really seems to polarise opinion. Transport for London have now published the results of the consultation on South East London residents preferences for a new river crossing. The results quite strongly indicate that people prefer the idea of a fixed crossing, rather than an additional ferry service. The figures reported by the Bexley Times unfortunately don’t make any sense. According to them 51% of survey respondents said that they would prefer a ferry, whilst 71% preferred a fixed crossing such as a bridge. These figures sound like something from the election results of a banana republic. I for one cannot work out how 122% of the respondents can have responded, or are I missing something? Suffice to say, whatever the percentages, it would appear that the bridge option is liked by a greater number of people. As I have written before, I am ambivalent about the whole additional crossing project; unlike fellow local blogger Darryl Chamberlain, who is vehemently against any addition to the local transport infrastructure that will increase the number of cars travelling through South East London and North Kent, I can see the benefits to the economy that better physical communications links would potentially bring.  My own issue is more concerned with the geographic location of any new service. The proposed Silvertown to Gallions Reach site has a couple of problems that I have outlined before – the bridge would need to be higher than 15 metres to permit river traffic to pass underneath – which would not be permitted as it is less than a kilometre from London City Airport, and the south side of the proposed crossing would feed into the residential area of Gallions Reach – a very sleepy backwater of a place which is also the location of a large residential nursing home which I know very well, as my Dad spent the last six and a half years of his life living there. A combination of dense housing and a nursing home located on the doorstep of the southern side of the proposed crossing does not make a good combination, and I am sure that residents would be up in arms once the story gets out.  The trouble with any new civil development in greater London is there will always be someone who is inconvenienced – due to the population density. People are already virtually living in each others’ pockets, and any changes will cause inevitable friction. The other pressure is that any crossing further downriver will become more expensive as the river widens quite dramatically – at Erith it is nearly half a mile wide, for example. The closer to the centre of London, the shorter the distance to span, but the greater the disruption to residents. It is a balancing act I am glad I am not having to manage.

With the latest movie in the Star Trek franchise being on release right now, it put my thoughts back to the dim and distant past of playing the original Star Trek computer game on both the Commodore PET and the Research Machines 380Z 8 bit micro computers in the computer room of what was then known as Picardy School in the very early 80’s. Star Trek was originally written in 1971 on a Sigma 7 mainframe computer operated by the University of California by a chap called Mike Mayfield. The story goes that he was not actually a student at the university, but managed to get a mainframe user account anyway, by (in his words) “less than legitimate means”. Anyway, shortly thereafter he was asked to port the game onto a Hewlett Packard mainframe by some HP engineers. The game got bundled on paper tape with each HP mainframe installation and thus made its’ way into the public domain. In later years, the code was copied and re – written for pretty much every kind of computer system around. When the home computer boom of the 1980’s began, the game was re – named because of copyright problems with Paramount – who by this point were extremely sensitive to any threats to the then burgeoning franchise. Apple wrote a version for the Apple II, which was (no that imaginatively) called Apple Trek. From then on the BASIC programming code for Trek based games got published in magazines like the once ubiquitous Computer and Video Games and it was ported to pretty much any piece of kit that was capable of running a version of BASIC. I would say that it was probably the most ported application ever. The game was relatively simple adaptation of the classic Battleship; the game was addictive and easy to modify. To be honest, there were so few computer games available when Star Trek started doing the rounds, that anything quarter decent was going to be wildly successful as then proved to be the case.

To continue the Star Trek theme, and to end this weeks' update, here is a video from a very popular online cook from Australia; he's preparing a special Lobster Risotto which is a favourite dish of William  Shatner, the actor better known as Captain Kirk. Watch and enjoy.

Sunday, April 04, 2010

Betamax and Harris Tweed.

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Another yacht on the Thames photo above; at the weekend Erith Yacht Club are usually busy on the river - as this shot of a vessel sailing down river towards Erith Pier, and the club house shows.

I recently bundled up all of my DVD collection and donated them to the Ellenor Foundation shop in Crayford. After thinking about donating something of value for a while, I decided that I should give them all of my DVD's, as currently they still have quite a bit of value (they were mostly mainstream Hollywood movies that will have a wide appeal and sell for a decent amount). I think that in the next year or so, the DVD will go the way of the video and audio cassette. I don't have much confidence or the hi definition Blu-Ray format; it does not seem to be taking off in anything like the same speed as DVD did back in the day. My own opinion is that Blu-Ray is the last physical media format. Pretty soon it will all be downloads, especially as broadband speeds increase with the expansion of the fibre optic data network. I recently have read quite a lot about the format wars between VHS and Betamax back in the early 1980's. From all that I have read, it became apparent that Sony, the creators of the Beta format were pretty much to blame for the demise of what initially was a far technically superior video format than the relatively pedestrian VHS system. The real Betamax killer was that for the first few years, the maximum length of recording was limited to one hour on Beta, whereas VHS could stretch to four hours, critically long enough to record an entire American football game (the lucrative mass American market both systems were looking to crack). Sony had the attitude of "We know best" as to what the market wanted, and ignored requests for features that quickly became standard with their competitors. Consequently Betamax is now considered alongside the 8 - Track cartridge as a dodo technology. You can read about the history of the video format war by clicking here.

This week has been National Cask Ale Week - an event to encourage people to try cask ales for the first time; something that may be difficult when one considers that the current government have increased the tax burden on real ales by a little over 25% in the last two years, despite their stated support for local pubs as a cornerstone of local communities. You can read more about National Cask Ale Week by clicking here.

By reason of a reminder, here are the details of the forthcoming Bexley Beer Festival:

 Bexley’s Fifth Beer Festival
 8th - 10th April 2010

Sidcup Sports Club
Crescent Farm, Sydney Road,
Sidcup DA14 6RA

Admission
Thursday 8 th April 5pm - 11pm £2, CAMRA members £1

Friday 9th April, 11am - 5pm £2, CAMRA members Free

Friday 9th April, 5pm - 11pm £2, CAMRA members £1

Saturday 10th April 11am-11pm** £2, CAMRA members £1
**or until beer runs out.

All rights of admission reserved ; Don’t drink and drive!

I have strong suspicions that the next series of Top Gear will be the last. Apart from rumours that all three presenters are getting sick of the format, another piece of evidence has come to my attention. Last Sunday morning, Richard Hammond was present when two giant industrial chimneys  at Northfleet were demolished with explosives by a team from local company Erith Construction. The Top Gear "Reasonably Priced Car" , a Chevrolet Lacetti, was also present - at the base of one of the chimneys, where it was filmed being blown to smithereens and the remains crushed by the falling masonry. If the car has got the chop, I wonder if the series has too?

Incidentally, Erith Construction are based in what used to be the old Erith Job Centre, only a couple of minutes walk from Pewty Acres; they were one of the first companies to migrate onto Google Applications, and have now become a famous test case for cloud based enterprise applications. You can see a video about it here.

An amateur video of the chimney demolition event is shown below. There are many more videos of the detonation on YouTube here.



It is a never ending source of amazement as to how people treat mobile telephones. Almost on a daily basis, I will be sitting on a bus or train when I am subjected to the most intimate and personal details of the lives of other passengers. Don't people realise that they are in public when they talk to friend and family on their cellular telephone? Only last week I was on the 99 bus towards Erith; sitting diagonally opposite me was a woman with a pram and toddler. Her phone rang and she proceded to have a detailed conversation with her mother, who had evidently rung because the Police had been round to arrest her for breaking her bail conditions for an unspecified offence. The criminal woman was screeching into the phone handset "They'll do me now!" making it clear to all and sundry that she was a crook - if she had been more restrained then her fellow passengers would have been none the wiser. Quite an interesting reality soap show I suppose.

 

On a more sober note, I see that this week marked the demise of Dr. Henry "Ed" Roberts, the founder of modern micro computing, and the inspiration behind both Microsoft and Apple. I think many people think that the first home computer was the ZX-80 by Clive Sinclair. He was indeed a pioneer of affordable computing for enthusiasts, but he was not the first by quite a long chalk. Henry Roberts invented the Altair 8800, the very first home computer, which was released in kit form back in 1975. It famously featured in the pioneering computer hacking movie War Games. The Altair 8800 inspired two university drop - outs called  Bill Gates and Paul Allen of the then Micro - Soft (the hyphen disappeared a year or so later) to write a version of the Basic programming language for it, which they managed to deliver in 30 days - OK, when run it displayed "Altair Basic. Ready >" then crashed*, but it was their first piece of commercial software. The 8800 also inspired Steve Wozniak of Apple to create the Apple 1 computer kit a year later. This of course led on to the massive success of the Apple II and later the Macintosh range.

* - I think this marks a tradition that Microsoft try to honour to this day.

I think that if you invent something, it is only a matter of time before it gets copied; the 11th regeneration of the Doctor is a case in point; with the exception of the bow tie, he wears exactly the same type of Harris Tweed jacket and moleskin trousers as I have been doing for some years (see below) - I wonder if I can get the look copyrighted?


Hugh with Maserati - Version 2

No, I don't own the Maserati 4200 Cambio Corsa in the photo above, it belongs to Allen, who was featured in one of my very first Blog postings, which you can read here.

This weeks' main video clip is of film critic and writer Dr. Mark Kermode reviewing the recent Star Trek movie reboot; his take on the film is very much in tune with my own. I re - watched the film a couple of nights ago with Shirley and the kids, who have been up to stay for Easter. Shirley was unaware of the existence of the film, which is quite surprising as she is a massive Trek fan (though her favourite show of the Trek off shoots is Voyager - go figure). She loved it, as did I.

Sunday, May 03, 2009

Get well Tony.

Above is a photo of Tony, son of Ray, the landlord of the Robin Hood & Little John pub in Bexleyheath. Since this shot was taken by me last year, he's lost a lot of weight and really got himself into good shape. I found out only last night that he went on holiday to Manila in the Philippines a couple of weeks ago. He was out one night with a group of friends in an eight seater mini bus; they were driving along a dark and unlit road when they came across a cyclist without lights, the mini bus swerved to avoid him - hit the curb, and then spun down a bank, rolling four or five times. Tony broke his skull, jaw, shoulder and arm, along with several other serious injuries. He is currently in intensive care in a very high class private hospital in Manila; his Mum and Sister have flown over to be with him, and he has received a couple of blood transfusions. I spoke to his dad last night, and apparently he is getting better by the day. I want to take this opportunity to wish Tony all of the best, and I do hope for a speedy recovery for him.

I had another unpleasant encounter on public transport on Monday of last week; I was on the 99 bus, travelling home from visiting Dad in his nursing home - as I got on the bus outside Plumstead bus station I noticed there was an altercation going on towards the back of the bus. An inspector was trying to get a family of around eight seriously under educated and over fed chavs to either pay for tickets or to get off the bus. They flat out refused - "What the F**ck are you going to do about it then?" was their communal response. The inspector gave up and got off the bus, leaving the victorious chavs on board. They then proceeded to reign over the lower deck, jabbering loudly at each other and completely indifferent to the other bus passengers. The ring leader was a woman of about 22 years old, and 22 stone in weight; she had a small toddler in arms, which she continually referred to one and all as her "baybee" - and when an alighting passenger moved to walk past her and the "baybee" she screeched at them to mind what they were doing, as they might hurt the "baybee". She then, in full view of the passengers, proceeded to change the pooey and stinking nappy of the screaming whelp. Completely demeaning and disgusting - the stench was overpowering. I was strongly minded to intervene in the usual Captain Tweed mode, but since the chav brood had several child members, I felt it was not my place to cause them distress - after all, it was not their fault they were born into a family of utter scum. I can only hope that I don't encounter their like again.

I have upgraded my Asus EeePC 901 netbook to Ubuntu 9.04 Linux, and all is fine, though the webcam is playing up now - maybe I need to do some software surgery on it, in a similar way to the Pewty Acres server farm below - ahem:

Old mainframes

As you may be aware, a new Star Trek film is shortly to be released. It is a re-boot of the now somewhat moribund franchise, and tells the story of how the original crew came together through Starfleet Academy. There is only one contentious matter that I am aware of - the publicity material mentions "the Enterprises' first captain, Christopher Pike" when any dedicated Trekker knows that Pike was in fact the second captain of the ship - Robert April was the first. Anorak off for now.

Here is an interesting link - Leonard Plugge - the first pirate radio broadcaster in the U.K - you can read all about him and Radio Normandy in the 1930's here.

WNKR are doing a mammoth Bank Holiday long broadcast; you can pick them up on 1476 KHz medium wave, or in 128Kb / sec stereo online here.

Now for this weeks' video clip. A classic from Genesis, and the opening track from their 1976 album "A Trick of the Tail" - here is "Squonk".


Sunday, November 16, 2008

Gulag Erith.



Erith's latest leisure venue - GC's night club, which opened last night. Click on any photo for a larger version. It is located on Fraser Road, in part of what is left of the run down Europa Industrial Estate. Not what I would consider the prime location for a venue, but no doubt the property was cheap. Reports suggest that building work was still going on an hour before the opening time. Apparently the club was playing "Happy Hardcore" when my spy walked past in the early hours of the morning. I think that is the kind of dance music that goes "whumpf whumpf" - not that I could really care much either way; I have serious doubts that the place will ever serve real ale or play Jethro Tull album tracks. I am not sure if the venue has a proper licence or permission, but at least it is away from a residential area, and stuck bang in the middle of a spectacularly grotty industrial estate that dominates eastern Erith. They are welcome to it. I took these photos early on Sunday afternoon in that kind of light drizzle that permeates everything, just prior to taking some photographs of Erith Riverside shopping centre, showing the works to modify and extend the roof to cover the whole of the shopping area. So keen to get this completed, the builders were actually working (okay, standing around drinking tea, but you get the idea) on a Sunday!

Just as I finished taking photographs, a security guard came over and told me that photography was forbidden in the centre. I asked him where the notice was, and that it was hardly a nuclear weapons facility, also that anyway it was a public space, and incidentally, had he heard of the Magna Carta? This was met with a blank look. The bloke himself was relatively well spoken and polite compared with some of the micro browed goons the property management company normally digs up from care in the community or suchlike, so I decided to save the big fight for another day. You can see what all the fuss was about by looking at my Flickr photo site. I did mention to the guard that he was born out of time - he would have made an excellent sentry for one of Stalin's gulags.

Have you noticed that you can still purchase dead media formats like audio cassettes? Shops like Morrison's and W.H Smith still stock them. I can understand people wanting to continue using vinyl, but audio tapes were always a poor engineering solution - audio manufacturers mainly spent their to minimise the inherent shortcomings of the design (poor signal to noise ratio, audio print through (hearing the music a fraction of a second before you were supposed to, where the magnetic signal had transferred from the tape layer wrapped around it) and relative fragility - they were also subject to serial access - you had to fast forward / rewind to find a particular track, if you were not unlucky to have the tape come spewing out of the cassette to certain ruin). Somebody somewhere must still like and use them though. I think the only hifi company to really make audio cassettes sound halfway to acceptable were Nakamichi, and unfortunately their kit was always hideously expensive, and you could not play tapes recorded on a Nakamichi machine on any other recorder, as they did not use the standard audio protocols or format.

I have seen something that had I not witnessed it on at least four occasions with my own eyes, I would dismiss as an urban myth. Pigeons use the railway. Seriously, When I get on to the Plumstead bound overland train from Cannon Street in the afternoons when the station is relatively quiet; occasionally a feral pigeon will hop onto the carriage and walk down the aisle between the seats. The doors then shut and the train then makes its' way to London Bridge, where the flying rodent then alights. This has happened too often to be a freak of nature - the pigeons cannot be bothered to fly from one station to the other, so they take the train. I don't see them with tickets either, but maybe that is something for another day.

You may or may not be aware that Paramount Pictures are gambling around $150 Million on rebooting the Star Trek franchise. The last couple of movies, and the rather poor TV series Enterprise did a lot to damage the brand, and Trek is currently looking rather unwell. Paramount have hired successful cult TV / movie writer and director JJ Abrams to do for Trek what Casino Royale did for James Bond. Below is a low resolution video of the new cinema trailer for the movie, which is due out in May 2009. Quality is somewhat below par, but it is the best available at the moment - and apologies if it gets pulled from YouTube at some point. Please feel free to leave comments below.