Showing posts with label Bartitsu. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bartitsu. Show all posts

Sunday, January 15, 2017

Shared Space.


The photo above (click on it for a larger view) shows Erith High Street looking West; to the right you can see the former Police station - now (badly) converted into flats, and in the centre distance you can see The Running Horses, the only pub in Erith town centre, and sadly a shadow of its' former self. What used to be a top notch carvery and pub is pretty much a "zombie business" being kept alive by a handful of regulars. The place needs a fortune spent on it, and the only way that I can see it regaining any of its previous success is if it gets taken over by a pub company or large brewing chain. Widespread local rumours suggest that it is a toss - up between The Running Horses and the old Carnegie gifted library building in Walnut Tree Road as to which gets taken over and converted into a Wetherspoon's - if the library gets it, The Running Horses would be dead inside of six weeks in my opinion, as all trade to it would cease. Sad, for what once used to be an excellent pub that has been slowly going downhill over the last twenty years or so. 

On Wednesday afternoon, I was walking through the underpass that leads to Bexley College and Erith Station, lurking in the middle of the underpass were a group of half a dozen or so teenagers wearing hoodies and jogging bottoms; they were trying (unsuccessfully) to look intimidating whilst listening to music being played on a mobile phone. As I approached the group, I fully expected them to be listening to gangsta rap or something of that ilk. I struggled to keep a straight face when I neared them and realised that they were listening to "Mamma Mia" by Abba! They obviously were not familiar with the group (none of the teeneagers would have been born when Abba were active) and they all seemed to think that Abba were very cool. What goes around comes around. 

Notorious convicted criminal, ultra-right wing neo Nazi Joshua Bonehill has managed to get himself into the press yet again, despite being banged up in Wandsworth jail for multiple offences, the most recent of which involved the racially motivated harassment of Labour MP Luciana Berger. In addition to his original sentence of three years and four months for inciting racial hatred, he got another two years added to this for his abuse of Luciana Berger. If this was not enough, he has now sent a letter to his local newspapers – Somerset Live, the Western Gazette, in which he states that he doesn't accept the outcome of the trial and gave a catalogue of excuses while also claiming victory. In a rant, he wrote:- "With regard to the jury itself, I am told by multiple sources that several members were in fact secret service agents working for the government and the establishment I have worked to expose. And part this was a massive victory- this due to the failure of Luciana Berger to explain what actually offended her. When young Garron Helm was arrested and sent to prison for sending this woman a tweet, I promised to bring Berger to count and expose her true nature. At the end of this trial I feel that I have delivered on that promise and for that reason alone I call victory." He also gave a host of other excuses and directed more abuse towards the government and establishment including:- It was an "abortion" of justice / He was very proud of the articles he wrote / The verdict of the "Orwellian courtroom" has no impact on him / Free speech does not exist in England anymore / It was a "trial-by-Dalek" / He was subject to North Korea-style persecution / What is happening in England is "systematic rape" / White people in London are becoming extinct". He rants on for several more paragraphs, but I don’t think I will give him any more of a platform to broadcast his hateful and deluded views. I know that fellow local Bloggers, Richard of the Thamesmead Grump, and Malcolm of Bexley is Bonkers also share my opinion of Joshua Bonehill; to be honest I would not cover the deluded and hateful waste of space had he not sent me a threatening and abusive Email some time ago, which you can read in full by clicking here. The man is in entirely the right place for him – prison; I hope he stays there for a very long time to come.

Much has been written about Bexley Council and their policy of installing "Shared Space" street furniture, and paying contractors to redesign areas including Sidcup High Street and Bexleyheath Broadway to blur the distinction between the road and the pavement; the idea being that bother drivers and pedestrians will proceed more cautiously when they are unsure of what is road and what is actually pavement. The origin of term is generally linked with the work of Dutch traffic engineer Hans Monderman, who pioneered the method in the Dutch province of Friesland. Prior to the adoption of the term, street design projects carried out in ChambĂ©ry, France, by Michel Deronzier from the 1980s used the term "pedestrian priority".found that some of the claims made for shared space schemes were not justified by the evidence—particularly the claims that pedestrians are able to follow desire lines, and that shared space reduces traffic speeds. Their primary research in Ashford, Kent, suggested that in streets with high volumes of traffic, pedestrians are more likely to give way to vehicles than vice versa. Most people, but particularly women and older people, found the shared space intimidating and preferred the previous layout with conventional crossings. A study by space planning academics Hammond and Musselwhite using a case study of Widemarsh Street in Hereford found that if traffic volume was relatively low and speeds of vehicles slow anyway then vulnerable road users found it easier to share the area with vehicles, including those blind or partially sighted and older people with mobility impairments. There are wide-ranging reservations about the practicality of the shared space philosophy. In a 2006 report from the Associated Press, it was commented that traditionalists in town planning departments say the schemes rob the motorists of vital information, and reported that a spokesman for Royal National Institute of Blind People criticised the removal of familiar features such as railings, kerbs, and barriers. Shared space is bitterly opposed by many organisations representing blind, partially sighted and deaf people. Some of their members avoid shared space areas entirely. Shared surfaces, which are generally used in shared space schemes, can cause concern for the blind and partially sighted who cannot visually negotiate their way with other road users, as the lack of separation implicit in these features has also removed their safe space. The UK's Guide Dogs for the Blind Associations "Say No to Shared Streets" campaign has the support of more than thirty other disability organisations. There have been similar concerns raised by other groups representing some of the more vulnerable members of society, including Leonard Cheshire Disability, the Royal National Institute for Deaf People, and Mencap, who have noted problems when negotiating a route with motor vehicle users, leading them to challenge its fundamental premise. Lord Holmes' 2015 report Accidents by Design found that sixty-three per cent of respondents reported a negative experience of shared space, and thirty-five per cent said they actively avoided it. Lord Holmes attacked the concept as a recipe for "confusion, chaos and catastrophe". The short video below explains why blind and partially sighted people find shared spaces to be difficult and often intimidating. One of the biggest criticisms is that previously highly coloured and textured paving denoting road crossings and bus stops have been toned down to aesthetically blend in with the new look surroundings. This is contrary to the whole idea of high visibility paving for the sight impaired.


In response to the first episode of the latest Sherlock series, The Six Thatchers, Guardian TV critic Ralph Jones recently wrote an opinion piece titled "Sherlock is slowly and perversely morphing into Bond. This cannot stand". The elaborate fight scene between Sherlock Holmes and the assassin known only as Ayjay was cited as an example of Holmes’ undesirable transmogrification into an “action figure”. Now Sherlock writer/actor/co-creator Mark Gatiss has followed in Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s footsteps by replying to a critic in verse, playfully underlining the fact that the Sherlock Holmes canon includes numerous action scenes. If you have read the original Sherlock Holmes books and short stories, you will know that Mr. Holmes was more that a little handy when it comes to fisticuffs, and he was an acknowledged expert in the martial art of Bartitsiu. Having researched this method of unarmed combat, it seems to me that many more people would benefit what some experts call the very first mixed martial art. If you have seen the two Guy Ritchie directed Sherlock Holmes movies starring Robert Downey Junior, the hand to hand fighting technique employed by Holmes to great effect was Bartitsu. The martial art was specifically designed for use by a gentleman whilst wearing a three piece suit, overcoat and hat, and whilst possibly using a walking cane or umbrella – all of which could be deployed to devastating effect when required. Bartitsu was invented in 1898, when Edward William Barton-Wright, a British engineer who had spent the previous three years living in the Empire of Japan, returned to England and announced the formation of a "New Art of Self Defence". This art, he claimed, combined the best elements of a range of fighting styles into a unified whole, which he had named Bartitsu. Barton-Wright had previously also studied "boxing, wrestling, fencing, savate and the use of the stiletto under recognised masters", reportedly testing his skills by "engaging toughs (street fighters) until (he) was satisfied in their application." He defined Bartitsu as meaning "self-defence in all its forms"; the word was a combination of his own surname and of "Jujitsu". Barton -Wright summarised the essential principles of Bartitsu as: "1) To disturb the equilibrium of your assailant. 2) To surprise him before he has time to regain his balance and use his strength. 3) If necessary, to subject the joints of any parts of his body, whether neck, shoulder, elbow, wrist, back, knee, ankle, etc. to strains that they are anatomically and mechanically unable to resist". Bartitsu was popular in the early 20th century, but fell from favour for no apparent reason, and the unfortunate Mr. Barton – Wright died a pauper in 1951 at the ripe old age of 90. Bartitsu might have been completely forgotten if not for a cryptic reference by Sir Arthur Conan - Doyle in one of his Sherlock Holmes mystery stories. In 1901 Conan Doyle had revived Holmes for a further story, The Adventure of the Empty House, in which Holmes explained his victory over Professor Moriarty in their struggle at the Reichenbach Falls by the use of "baritsu, or the Japanese system of wrestling, which has more than once been very useful to me". It may well be that Conan – Doyle changed the name slightly to avoid accusations of copyright theft; in any case confusion was spread as to the correct name, and this did not help Bartitsu from declining in proponents. Until around ten years ago, the martial art was almost completely dead. Recently however, several societies and websites dedicated to this gentleman’s system for self-defence have been established. In October 2006, the Bartitsu Society was launched, which includes information on the history, theory and practice of Barton-Wright's martial art, as well as current events relating to the Bartitsu revival. The recent Sherlock Holmes movies, and the Bartitsu moves used by Colin Firth’s character in “Kingsmen – the Secret Service” have brought the martial art back into the public awareness.


And now an article from regular Maggot Sandwich reader, and occasional contributor Dana Whiffen, who is also a local transport enthusiast. Dana writes:- "In March 2017, Victoria Coach Station will be celebrating its 85th birthday with a three-day Coach Festival from 10th to 12th March. Featuring vehicles from every decade since the grand opening on 10th March 1932, the Festival will showcase coaches, artefacts and presentations on the history of coach travel in Britain. There will be stalls from current operators, as well as a number of competitions raising money for Transport for London’s chosen charity: The Transport Benevolent Fund. The most modern coaches will also be on display and available for inspection and boarding, alongside preserved vehicles dating from the late 1920s to the 1990s. The coach station, originally conceived, constructed and operated by a consortium of coach operators coming together under the banner of London Coastal Coaches Ltd, is now owned and operated by Transport for London.  Transport for London (TfL) are keen to celebrate the history of the coach station and also to demonstrate the continuing development of the facilities within the coach station to meet the needs of the much larger and complex vehicles now using VCS and the people who travel within them. The imposing 1930s’ Art Deco building on the corner of Buckingham Palace Road and Elizabeth Street is still at the heart of the operation providing the main passenger entrance with areas containing public facilities for enquiries and booking, seated waiting areas and a range of cafes, shops and snack bars. This building and the canopy behind covering a significant part of the coach departure area are Grade 2 listed by Historic England.  The Thames Valley and Great Western Omnibus Trust (TVGWOT) are assisting TfL in organising the event by encouraging the owners of preserved coaches to bring their vehicles to this iconic and nostalgic setting to celebrate its 85th Anniversary. Whether your coach was originally operated by one of the principal express coach companies or possibly ‘on-hire’ to one of these companies at peak holiday weekends,  please download and complete an entry form available from www.tvagwot.org.uk . Forms may be submitted to (TVGWOT) by post or email to the addresses given on the form. Vehicles on display will be parked in Lanes 1-4 which are at the eastern end of the coach departure area and nearest to the main passenger entrance and facilities. The display area will be cordoned off from the operational area to allow free circulation of the public around the preserved coaches".


Local MP Teresa Pearce has been campaigning to try and keep open the Post Office at Abbey Wood, which is currently yet another to be threatened with closure.  The Abbey Wood Road branch is one of 37 Crown offices earmarked for closure or franchising across the country, with a total of 300 staff and 127 financial specialists facing redundancy. According to recent reports, 62 Post Office branches were closed and franchised last year, and the Communication Workers Union said the latest round of job cuts would bring more “misery” to workers and the customers. This seems to be just the latest in a series of sell – off and closures of public amenities, the most recent of which to be announced was the National Westminster Bank in Northumberland Heath. We are losing local resources and little seems to be done to stop the rot. There have been arguments that with services moving online, there is less need for a face to face service; to an extent with banks I can understand this – but not agree with it, but people will always need post offices, even if it is to return something unsuitable that has been bought from EBay or Amazon. I don’t think that the same arguments can be used, and I also wonder just where this will end?

The law of unintended consequences has seemingly come into force yet again; I have been talking to a couple of (anonymous) contacts I have in retail management. It would seem that the ban on giving away free plastic carrier bags at supermarkets has been successful in reducing the number of disposable bags shifted by the stores, but it has had an effect that has at the time of writing proved to be far more economically damaging. What has happened is that criminals are now able to walk around supermarkets with large reusable shopping bags on their arms, and can easily shoplift items into the anonymous bags. For shop security staff, someone carrying a large shopping bag around the store used to be a significant indicator that they could well be a shoplifter, and the security staff would consequently pay them more attention. Now that virtually all shoppers carry their own bags round the store, the criminals can far more easily blend in with the innocent shoppers. I have been told that the increased levels of stock loss have completely wiped out the lowered costs of supplying single use shopping bags in many high - street stores, but the management do not want to highlight the issue for fear of being thought of as "anti environment".  On top of this, the loss levels of wire shopping baskets has markedly increased; major supermarkets have already ordered thousands of extra wire baskets, as more of them go missing as shoppers turn to theft rather than pay for plastic bags, and the figures would seem to back this up - but once again the industry is incredibly reticent about discussing the phenomenon, as they fear it will affect corporate images. Over the course of a year, one major store in Wales had almost five hundred wire shopping baskets stolen when it began charging 5p for plastic bags - resulting in a four-figure loss from just one site. Although research predicts it will cost shoppers just £6.50 a year, history shows that some shoppers will resort to theft to get around the new law. What retailers do not want to be seen doing is restricting the use of wire baskets in the way most already do with the more valuable shopping trolleys. Whilst many have debated fitting security tags to shopping baskets in the way trolleys have had for the best part of twenty years, the cost / benefit balance is far less compelling, and they are worried about discouraging shoppers in what is already a cut - throat market place. What do you think? Drop me a comment below, or Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com.

Every town has what some would call "local colour" - one or more individuals who regularly appear in and around the town and make themselves noticeable for one or more reasons. Erith has had such a person for many years, and scruffy and unkempt chap of indeterminate age who normally can be seen sitting either on one of the benches outside the Post Office in Bexley Road, or alternatively on a bench outside of the Aglory African cash and carry store in Erith High Street. In either location he can usually be seen swigging from a can of Special Brew or White Cider, and later in the day he sometimes shouts at the pigeons, the passing traffic, or indeed something he has seen which nobody else can. Sadly this vulnerable individual has been reported missing, and at the time of writing he has not been seen since Tuesday last week. The person's name is Mark White, and according to a report in the News Shopper, he was last seen in Park Crescent last Tuesday afternoon. Although he looks to be in his mid to late 70's, he is in fact only 54 years old. As can be surmised, Mark White has serious mental health issues, as well as problems with his general health, and is known to sleep rough in various locations in Erith. You can read the original report, complete with a photo of him here. Concerns grow for his welfare; the current icy weather is most definitely not conducive to the outside life, and combined with his alcohol dependency problems, there are concerns that he may have passed out somewhere and then suffered from hypothermia. I have seen him asleep on a bench in the gardens at the junction of Saltford Road and Erith High Street on many occasions. Such a location, on the banks of the River Thames is bitterly cold, with the icy wind coming straight off the river. Police have asked that if anyone knows the location of Mark White, they should contact them immediately. *UPDATE* - Just as the Maggot Sandwich was going to press, an announcement has been released that Mark White has been found safe and well, despite the poor weather conditions. Hopefully he will now get some care and will be taken off the streets; maybe this scare will mean he gets the treatment and attention that he has been missing for so long - it is just possible that this is a positive outcome, after all.


The photo above shows the long established Belvedere Tandoori Indian restaurant in Nuxley Road, Upper Belvedere (there is no such place as Nuxley Village - it is a fictional invention of estate agents who don't live in the area). As you can see in the photograph, in addition to the menu there are several other notices in the windows. These are effectively the restaurant's suicide note. They announce that the restaurant no longer serves alcohol (and from reports I have heard, also does not allow "bring your own" either). In a predominantly non Muslim area this is a sure fire way to kill off a restaurant - most especially when there is a larger and more attractive rival less than two hundred metres away in the form of the rather good, very large (and serving alcohol) Spice Master restaurant, just ready to hoover up customers. I have heard rumours that the owner is trying to sell the place, but surrendering the drinks licence makes the place a lot less attractive to a potential buyer. If you know any more, please let me know. Leave a comment below, or Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com.

The local area seems to be targeted by a number of companies offering credit cards to people on low incomes and with poor credit histories. I have had a series of envelopes posted through my front door, which I generally remove any personal details, then take round to be recycled. This time I decided to read through the documentation just to see what was on offer. Personally I don’t own a credit card, as I have little or no need for one. If I cannot afford something immediately, I save up until I can. I am not a believer in personal debt – I have my (miniscule) mortgage, but that is it. When I read the small print of the credit card application leaflet from a company called Vanquis Bank, I was appalled. You may recall that not long ago I wrote that being on a low income is very expensive. Lenders charge far higher interest rates to people they feel are a bad credit risk; conversely this means that the borrower is actually more likely to default due to the crippling interest charges. The Vanquis Bank credit card has a base interest rate of 39.9 to 59.9 percent, depending on the financial situation of the applicant. The card offers a very low initial credit limit, from £150 to £1,000, though the bank does state that if card repayments meet certain criteria, the credit limit can be raised every four months to a maximum level of £4,000. Compared to this, Barclaycard, MBNA, Sainsbury Nectar and Leeds Building Society all offer a credit card that charges a fixed 18.9 percent interest rate and far superior terms and conditions. Vanquis Bank is an operating arm of the Provident Financial Group, a financial services company with an income in excess of £1 billion a year, and Vanquis is designed to siphon as much of that cash from low income earners as possible. It may be legal, but in my view it is not moral. Once again the poor get financially hammered for being poor. I feel fortunate that I have a healthy income and don’t need to worry as the end of the month approaches, but I am acutely aware that many people are not nearly so fortunate.

I would imagine that you, like me were unaware that a large multinational company with a Royal Warrant from the Queen was based locally.  Quite by accident I came across details of Versapak, who describe themselves thus:- "The Versapak Group is a UK based company with subsidiaries in Europe and a distribution network worldwide. Specialising in the manufacture of tamper evident security containers, the Group operates through six main brands:  Versapak International - tamper evident reusable pouches and bags, ballot boxes, medical bags, cash security bags and document and mail carriers, which are secured using a unique security seal locking mechanism.  All International Customers should visit www.versapakinternational.com. Versapak Europe GmbH - Supplies all Versapak products in Germany. Versapak Romania - Our main manufacturing base, wholly owned by The Versapak Group. Supplies all Versapak products in Romania. Versapak Doping Control - Tamper evident security containers for the secure transport of urine and blood samples for anti-doping within sport. Versapak Manufacturing - We can make any bag, for any purpose, to meet a customers' exact requirements. Bond Mailroom - tamper evident reusable pouches and bags featuring the unique T-shaped security seal, and mailroom equipment such as mail trolleys, mail sorting units and sack holders".  Versapak have their international headquarters in 4 Veridion Way, Erith - which is actually in Abbey Wood, just off Yarnton Way, in one of those quirks of location naming I have moaned about in the past. You can see a short explanatory video regarding the company below.

Sunday, April 05, 2015

Bartitsu


The photos above were taken by one of my confidential informants on Wednesday morning; they show an operation by local police officers along with what would appear to be some undercover police who pull over and stop a Ford Focus with a number of occupants outside of the former Potion (and prior to that, the White Hart pub). The operation is still clouded in mystery.

The Cross Keys Centre has now officially opened in its new role as a business hub for entrepreneurs, small businesses, mobile workers and the like. On April the 16th they will be holding an open day for businesses to showcase what the newly renovated Cross Keys can offer. The Grade II listed building in the Erith High Street conservation area is under renovation; the upper floors that were originally the accommodation have been fully restored and modernised; they now offer first class office, touch down space, sound proofed meeting rooms and a large multimedia presentation suite / conference room / theatre space. The whole interior is now climate controlled, and has business class Wi-Fi, printing facilities along with marble lined bathrooms and other conveniences, including tea and coffee making facilities. The soft launch of the new business centre actually happened a few months ago, when local graphic design company IQ-V moved into an office in the building. The April 16th open day and networking event will give other local businesses a chance to see what the new venture can offer them. Further work is being carried out on the former pub building; the ground floor bar area is being transformed into a tea / coffee shop and food outlet, and further work to increase the amount of available meeting rooms is being carried out to the rear of the structure. The listed front of the building has been restored to how it would have looked in 1911, and internally all of the original late Victorian architectural features have been expertly restored, including all of the ornate cast iron fireplaces. I have been in the Cross Keys Centre on several occasions and have seen the huge amount of work that has gone on to retain and restore as much as possible of the historic building, along with adding the levels of modern functionality required for use as a successful space for small businesses. Anglo American Management Consultancy the Aleff Group own the Cross Keys Centre, and they originally intended to convert the building for exclusive use by their staff – many of whom are highly mobile and need touch down space when they do visit the office. The high level of interest from local people, and the involvement of local councillors and other community leaders convinced the owners of the Aleff Group that a deeper involvement with the local community would be beneficial for all parties. Several consultation meetings have taken place over the last couple of years, to which a wide variety of local stakeholders have been invited (I have to say at this point, myself included). A great deal of feedback and constructive suggestions have been offered at these sessions, and the end result is the Cross Keys Centre that attendees on the 16th April will get to see – many for the first time. You can see details of the event by clicking here. I hope to attend, and I will be reporting on it in due course.

If you are a regular reader of the Maggot Sandwich, you will know that my opinion of DAB digital radio is somewhat mixed. The sound quality and availability of DAB signals around the UK is poor at best, with many station broadcasting only in mono due to the very narrow bandwidth available for DAB signals. The upside of DAB is that there are some excellent radio stations that are not available on AM or FM analogue broadcast bands; two which I particularly like are Planet Rock and BBC Radio 4 Extra. The UK was one of the first countries to embrace DAB radio – and unfortunately the technical standard that was chosen is now very old and out of date. The far newer DAB+ is an upgrade to the original DAB specifications, which uses a more advanced audio codec plus better error correction. It is, in theory, around three times as efficient as the DAB that  we are used to. That means better quality sound – and hopefully fewer mono stations – without the undersea gargling noises (caused by very low bit rate reception in poor signal areas) that some listeners are plagued by. The technology behind DAB means that it's possible to mix DAB and DAB+ services on the same multiplex – a set that doesn't understand the newer stuff will just ignore it. We don't yet know what programming the DAB+ channel on the new multiplex will carry; It may indeed be so compelling that owners of older sets will be motivated to replace them – unless they can just listen to the same station in a different way, such as online or via television using a set top box or Smart TV.. So, while it's great news that DAB+ is finally coming to the UK, I can't help thinking that it's too little, too late. Without a bold shift of more stations to DAB+, it's never going to gain much traction. Existing channels will likely be too scared of losing customers to switch, and so digital radio will continue for many channels as it is today: overwhelmingly mono and sometimes a bit too glitchy. I feel that an opportunity is now being wasted, as many people who listen to digital radio do so in ways other than DAB already. Streaming content via the web of 3G wireless data are very common – indeed some stations now receive more listeners via streaming than they do in other more traditional transmission methods. The excellent Radio Seagull from the Netherlands is a prime example of this.



I recently read about a chap who got accosted and beaten up by a group of thugs merely because he was wearing a top hat. Jacky Pautonnier, 54, who is from Normandy in France, was returning home on a train in London, when a youth aggressively asked to try on his top hat. Mr. Pautonnier had bought the hat in 2008 from the Sherlock Holmes Museum in London. When everyone said it suited him, he took to wearing it every day, not realising what trouble wearing a topper would get him into. When Mr. Pautonnier refused to allow the thug to wear his hat, he was followed on to a train at Catford Bridge station by the youth and two of his friends. They continued to taunt him on the train, but he steadfastly refused to allow them to try on his hat. The next thing he knew, Mr. Pautonnier came to in the train at Charing Cross, covered in blood. He had been beaten unconscious by the three youths. It took reconstructive surgery to repair Mr. Pautonnier’s skull, which had been fractured in three places. The top hat was a write-off. I have seen a number of online discussions regarding this unfortunate encounter, and one thread seems to follow in all of them – that Mr. Pautonnier should learn the martial art Bartitsu. Having researched this method of unarmed combat, it seems to me that many more people would benefit what some experts call the very first mixed martial art. If you have seen the two Guy Ritchie directed Sherlock Holmes movies starring Robert Downey Junior, the hand to hand fighting technique employed by Holmes to great effect was Bartitsu. The martial art was specifically designed for use by a gentleman whilst wearing a three piece suit, overcoat and hat, and whilst possibly using a walking cane or umbrella – all of which could be deployed to devastating effect when required. Bartitsu was invented in 1898, when Edward William Barton-Wright, a British engineer who had spent the previous three years living in the Empire of Japan, returned to England and announced the formation of a "New Art of Self Defence". This art, he claimed, combined the best elements of a range of fighting styles into a unified whole, which he had named Bartitsu. Barton-Wright had previously also studied "boxing, wrestling, fencing, savate and the use of the stiletto under recognised masters", reportedly testing his skills by "engaging toughs (street fighters) until (he) was satisfied in their application." He defined Bartitsu as meaning "self-defence in all its forms"; the word was a combination of his own surname and of "Jujitsu". Barton -Wright summarised the essential principles of Bartitsu as: 1) To disturb the equilibrium of your assailant. 2) To surprise him before he has time to regain his balance and use his strength. 3) If necessary, to subject the joints of any parts of his body, whether neck, shoulder, elbow, wrist, back, knee, ankle, etc. to strains that they are anatomically and mechanically unable to resist. Bartitsu was popular in the early 20th century, but fell from favour for no apparent reason, and the unfortunate Mr. Barton – Wright died a pauper in 1951 at the ripe old age of 90. Bartitsu might have been completely forgotten if not for a cryptic reference by Sir Arthur Conan - Doyle in one of his Sherlock Holmes mystery stories. In 1901 Conan Doyle had revived Holmes for a further story, The Adventure of the Empty House, in which Holmes explained his victory over Professor Moriarty in their struggle at the Reichenbach Falls by the use of "baritsu, or the Japanese system of wrestling, which has more than once been very useful to me". It may well be that Conan – Doyle changed the name slightly to avoid accusations of copyright theft; in any case confusion was spread as to the correct name, and this did not help Bartitsu from declining in proponents. Until around ten years ago, the martial art was almost completely dead. Recently however, several societies and websites dedicated to this gentleman’s system for self-defence have been established. In October 2006, the Bartitsu Society launched the Bartitsu.org website, which includes information on the history, theory and practice of Barton-Wright's martial art, as well as current events relating to the Bartitsu revival. The recent Sherlock Holmes movies, and the Bartitsu moves used by Colin Firth’s character in “Kingsmen – the Secret Service” have brought the martial art back into the public awareness.

The London Borough of Bexley is becoming quite the location for micro pubs. The third, called the Broken Drum at 308 Westwood Lane, Blackfen is due to open shortly – the original opening date of Good Friday apparently had to be changed due to a family bereavement. Nevertheless The Broken Drum will join the Penny Farthing in Crayford (Bexley CAMRA pub of the year 2014) and the original Bexley Micro Pub, the Door Hinge in Welling (according to the website Trip Advisor, the number one venue in Welling).  Micro pubs are usually set up in old shop premises, and are cheaper and easier to set up than full pubs, as they don’t serve spirits or lager, and concentrate on high quality real ales and cider. Some also serve a couple of wines, others do not. Generally any food available is only of the snack variety – crisps, nuts and maybe the odd pork pie. The Door Hinge and The Penny Farthing are both thriving small businesses, and I am sure that the Broken Drum will be the same. Unfortunately there are so many empty shop units around, that finding a suitable location for a new micro pub is not particularly difficult at present. One factor that is vital to the success of a micro pub is that they need to be close to good public transport links; responsible drinkers won’t drive, and they need to be able to get to and from the venue relatively easily. This is one of several reasons why I feel that Erith would make an excellent venue for an additional micro pub – it has very good bus and rail connections with the whole area – trains towards and from London every ten minutes (when the line is not suspended due to Crossrail engineering works, that is), and many bus services connect Erith with the rest of the borough, and the whole South East of London and North Kent. On top of this, there are a number of suitable empty shop units available. The Erith Riverside Shopping Centre has empty units, but there are two key reasons why it would not be a suitable location for a micro pub; firstly the rent on the units would be prohibitive, and secondly the shopping centre gates are closed at 6pm every evening as the shops close. This is for security reasons. Personally I can think of several suitable locations, one of which is the old shop unit that for many years was occupied by Owens the Ironmonger in Cross Street. The unit is quite large, and would have plenty of space for a cool room to store the beer barrels, whilst still leaving a large area for the bar, a lounge and seating space. It is close to the town centre, the Cross Street Car Park for those not drinking, and very close to the bus halt just around the corner in Bexley Road; it is also only a five minute walk to Erith Station. On top of this it has excellent rear access for beer delivery lorries. What do you think? Does Erith need a micro pub? Who would run it? Do you have a suggestion as to another potential location?  Leave a comment below, or Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com.


News broke earlier this week that Kingfisher, the company that owns the brands B and Q and Screwfix is to close or downsize sixty B and Q stores around the UK and in Ireland. At the time of writing, the fate of the store in Lower Belvedere is unknown. Bearing in mind that specific location has been extensively remodelled to downsize the store and  to create the Asda supermarket that now shares the site on what used to be the old Erith and Belvedere football club ground, I would anticipate that there will be little change. I understand that Kingfisher are reducing the number of B and Q stores, but increasing the number of Screwfix outlets – they say that there will be few redundancies where B and Q shops close, as in most cases a Screwfix will be opening to replace it. This is very interesting information, and it shows how the market is changing. People are nowadays doing far less “do it yourself” than a few years ago. They seem more likely to call in a professional to undertake the work. Personally I can completely understand this – I know my limitations, and would rather pay someone who knows what they are doing to do a competent job, rather than bodge the work myself, and then end up calling in a pro to put the work right. Secondly it also puts money back into the local economy –something for which I am a strong supporter. It would see that Kingfisher are reacting to this change in the market – B and Q is primarily a DIY brand, whereas Screwfix is primarily a trade outlet. It would seem that as property prices rise, homeowners feel that investing money in professional building and associated works is well spent; the days of “doing it on the cheap” oneself seem for the time being at least to be on the way out.

Bexley is Bonkers author, and expert on local politics Malcolm Knight gave me some more details of the arson attack on Lesnes Abbey Ruins last week; Malcolm lives very close to the ruins, and informed me that gangs of youths can be seen on an almost nightly basis in and around the listed ruins; we share the opinion that the damage to one of the intact arched doorways was almost certainly caused by one or more of the youths. Whilst the stone arch itself could not be burned, the surface has become discoloured, and Malcolm was concerned that the lime mortar that holds it together seems to have been damaged by the heat of the fire. I don’t know how the Police will be able to catch anyone for the offence – arson is a serious crime. I don’t think that fitting CCTV to the site would be either practical or indeed desirable. What other methods of securing the site from harm are unclear – other than permanent patrols by security guards, I don’t see how the place can be kept from further harm – and I doubt that any money would be forthcoming for such patrols in the first place.

On my way to work I cut through the Cross Street Car Park; in so doing I pass the rear of the Queen Street Baptist Church. Recently a very large converted shipping container and a reinforced porta cabin have appeared behind the church hall; they are the home for Erith Food Bank. The new reception area is housed in a porta-cabin site office donated by Erith Group Ltd, and sits alongside a vandal proof storage container provided by Wates, the Erith Park developers, used as a food storage area. The Erith distribution centre is open on Wednesdays and Saturdays, 10am until 1pm. The food bank has been running for some time, as regular customers at Erith Morrison’s will have seen from the trolley left by the checkouts where customers can leave donations of dry / tinned foodstuffs which go to the food bank. There is even a notice reminding donors not to leave frozen goods in the trolley, as they won’t stay frozen for long. The food bank's aim is to provide emergency food aid and support to those who are facing a crisis. In the last year the amount of people depending on Bexley Food bank has nearly doubled from 2,211 in 2013/14 to 4,397 in 2014/15. This is a truly shocking figure – to my mind it harks back to the days of the pre – welfare state “Parish Assistance”, and feels only one step away from reinstating workhouses. Please don’t misunderstand – I think that the alliance between Queen Street Baptist Church and Christ Church Erith to provide emergency food to the needy is an excellent, practical way of helping genuinely impoverished local people; it just strikes me as wrong that food banks are necessary at all. It is often said that the state of a country can be determined by how it treats its poorest and most marginalised inhabitants. From this viewpoint I don’t think the UK is doing very well at all right now. It is only a couple of months since I encountered a young couple sleeping rough in the “Tunnel of Doom” that links Erith Town Centre with Erith Station and the new Bexley College campus. It was a freezing cold morning, and I was shocked to see them huddled in the middle of the draughty underpass with nothing other than a sleeping bag and an old piece of cardboard preventing them from freezing to death. Nobody sleeps rough in bitterly cold conditions by choice – I did notify the authorities of the situation, but I never heard what happened to the couple. Hopefully their lot has now improved. It strikes me that there is something wrong in society when the tenth richest country in the World has people sleeping on the street. What do you think? Leave a comment below, or Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com.


The planning approval for the Erith Quarry development was granted this week; Malcolm Knight of Bexley is Bonkers has covered the event in some considerable detail. Other news outlets have also covered the story – including the Bexley Times, who give the story an angle that had not seriously occurred to me. They make much of the status of Erith Quarry as a  designated Site of Borough Importance for Nature Conservation. Note the word borough – not a county, regional or a national designation, just a borough one. I understand that some wildlife does live on the site, which to my point of view is despite the site, not because of it. Erith Quarry has been a dumping ground for fly – tippers for the best part of thirty years; the subsoil has been contaminated with numerous noxious chemicals, including zinc and tin based anti-fouling marine paint and toxic wood preservative, apparently dumped on the site when the Atlas chemicals and paint factory (see the period advert above - click on it for a larger view) in Fraser Road was shut down in the early 1980’s. I also understand quantities of used engine oil and other industrial waste have been identified in the soil around the quarry. If this was not bad enough, until the developers paid a fortune to clear the infestation, it was heavily covered in Japanese Knotweed, which requires specialist removal and destruction. In short it was not some kind of wildlife haven some have made it out to be – it is a grotty tip that has been an eyesore for as long as I care to remember. There are some wild animals on the site, and they deserve to live in a better environment than the one they currently suffer. I do agree that special attention needs to be taken to ensure that traffic flows in and around the development are addressed – as it is, Northumberland Heath already gets close to gridlock, and residential traffic from the quarry development will need to take this into account. There has also been some criticism that the new development offers no affordable housing; this is true, but it is in the nature of the commercial offer. Erith Quarry is designed for second or third time buyers moving from outside of the area into Erith. A majority of the houses on the site (63 percent) will be three or four bedroomed, with a smaller number (37 percent) of flats and two bedroomed houses. The whole development is a commercial venture, and whilst it would have been preferable to incorporate social housing on the site in the same way that Erith Park has a mix of commercial and social housing, it was never going to be financially viable if the development was going to include a primary school – this point has also recently been made by Malcolm Knight.  At the end of the day, the purpose of Erith Quarry is to attract wealthy new people into the area; the knock – on effect will (hopefully) be that they spend their money in the locality, and thus the cash will trickle down to those not so fortunate to have such a high net worth.

The end video this week is the latest film from Simon's Cat. Give it a watch! Let me know what you think. Drop me a line to hugh.neal@gmail.com.