Showing posts with label Our Erith Exhibition. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Our Erith Exhibition. Show all posts

Sunday, May 15, 2016

The "Our Erith" art exhibition.


This weekend saw the launch of the first "Our Erith" art exhibition, hosted by The Friends of Christ Church Erith within the confines of the listed church building. Over 120 original paintings, photographs, sculptures and embroidery were on show. The event was opened by the Friends of Christ Church sponsor, MP for Erith and Thamesmead, Teresa Pearce. It had been intended for the Mayor of Bexley to open the event, but due to a mix - up at the Mayor's office, the event was not recorded in her diary. This was not a major setback, and Teresa, along with Friends Committee Chairman Jim Bennett made a great job of opening the exhibition. You can get an idea of a small number of the many exhibits from the photos above and below - click on any one for a larger view. 



Housing concerns make headlines in the local press this week; the News Shopper reports that a Crayford based midwife by the name of Elaine Willis has submitted a Freedom of Information request to Bexley Council to find out how much of the housing being planned, or under construction in the borough will be available to affordably rent. The answer is disturbingly little. The Erith Park development has fifty six percent of affordable rental properties; the forthcoming Riverside Swimming baths site redevelopment will have twenty five percent for affordable rent, and the Howbury Centre site in Slade Green will have fourteen percent for affordable rent. Mrs Willis told the News Shopper “My main concern is about all the buildings going up in this area and only a minute amount is social housing.  It must be absolutely horrible living in temporary accommodation with all these properties going up in this area. There is nothing for the people on the waiting lists. It seems wrong to me.  I grew up on a council estate - how to hell are they going to buy a £250,000 house? It’s just going to get more and more expensive to live down here.  I am a qualified midwife and I earn a decent wage but I wouldn’t even be able to buy a place.  People are having their aspirations taken away because they can’t buy a home." Sadly many people are in this position. I have a well-paid job working for a multinational professional services firm, but even so, the pace of property inflation has been so high that I could not afford to buy my own house if I was in the market for it today. Mrs Willis also points out that none of the properties being constructed on the Erith Quarry or Tower Hill sites in Erith have any provision for affordable housing. I think she misses a point here, however. Both the Erith Quarry (The Anderson Group) and Tower Hill (Barratt Homes) sites are fully commercial ventures being constructed by private firms rather than housing associations. They are there to make a profit for their shareholders, and as far as the Erith Quarry development is concerned, I understand that it is being pitched as an aspirational location with two, three and four bedroomed houses – the developers are aiming at relatively wealthy professional people buying their second or third time around home, not at first time buyers. They are hoping that the influx of middle class people into the predominantly working class area will mean that money will come into Erith, and hopefully filter into the local economy. The costs of properties in both Tower Hill and Erith Quarry are indeed substantially higher than the norm for the area, but perversely substantially cheaper than equivalent properties in other areas with a similar commuting time into central London. Mrs Willis did omit one development from her information request – she forgot about the forty new apartments for affordable rent in James Watt Way, which will be ready for occupation very soon now. The entire block is one hundred percent available for affordable rent. I would imagine that interest in this site must be very high – it will be interesting to observe as tenants get to move in soon.

As I have mentioned in the past, I feel that I am not alone in seriously considering ditching my subscription to Sky TV, which I have had for the last twenty years. The quality of programmes and especially the selection of premium movies leaves much to be desired, and I seriously resent paying for premium channels like Sky Atlantic, and still have to sit through advert breaks. All Sky subscribers are actually paying a subscription to watch adverts – it makes no sense. In the USA, commercial TV companies are already feeling the pinch. Some are cutting back on the number and length of their commercial breaks to try and tempt back customers who are now voting with their feet and leaving the traditional broadcasters and moving to subscription based, advert free streaming services such as Netflix and Amazon Prime. Netflix knows their customers hate ads. "We know one of the benefits of an ecosystem like Netflix is its lack of advertising," Howard Shimmel, a chief research officer at Time Warner, told Bloomberg in an interview last year. "Consumers are being trained there are places they can go to avoid ads." In response to Netflix's advertising policy, many networks have actually cut back on the amount of ads they show in an effort to lure back in the younger Netflix / Amazon Prime generation. Media analyst CordCutting.com crunched some numbers and found that each Netflix subscriber saves themselves about 158.5 hours of commercials per year. The number will be somewhat lower in the UK and most of Europe, where fewer adverts are allowed per hour of broadcast television, but it is still a substantial number. As I have previously written, I consider the Sky business model to be fundamentally broken, and if they don’t move away from hugely expensive satellite broadcasting and convert to a streaming service, I think they will be dead and gone in the next five years. What do you think? Comment below, or Email hugh.neal@gmail.com.

Devices such as mobile phones and tablets such as the Apple iPad can use swipe based authentication to lock and unlock the screen. This is convenient and relatively easy to remember when compared to a password or pass number, as many also use. The problem is that swiping has proved to be relatively insecure. I have in the past successfully unlocked a Samsung tablet which used swipe authentication - after getting permission from the owner. I won't detail how here, but suffice to say it is very simple indeed. Alternative methods of securing mobile devices are now being identified by hardware manufacturers. Among the many clever post-password authentication schemes currently under development is multi-touch gesture analysis. The basic idea is to observe a user's movements on a touchscreen device for some period of time and to come up with a gestural profile unique to that individual. Then, based on this profile, the system can verify a user's identity continuously as they use the device. The idea sounds fishy, yes. Couldn't some hacker just observe those same gestures and then mimic them to gain access to a system? The answer should be no because the gestures read by the system are interpreted in such a way as to compile biometric profiles of the user's hand/wrist/etc, resulting in a model that can be used to interpret/verify new/different gestures down the line.  While gestural ID systems are getting a lot of research play these days thanks to error rates trending toward the low single-digits, they also tend to take a rosy view of the security world in which hackers attempt to breach such defences via crude impersonation, e.g. when one hacker-user attempts to mirror some target-user. This is called a zero-effort attack and it stands in contrast to an attack-by-forgery, in which an attempt is made to recreate (rather than mimic) the user-target. A DARPA -funded report titled "Robotic Robbery on the Touch Screen" published recently in the journal ACM Transactions on Information and System Security looks at gestural authentication through the eyes of a more sophisticated hacker. It presents two Lego-driven robotic attacks on a touch-based authentication system—one is based on gestural statistics collected over time from a large population of users and the other is based on stealing gestural data directly from a user. Both were pretty effective. "Both attacks are launched by a Lego robot that is trained on how to swipe on the touch screen," the paper explains. "Using seven verification algorithms and a large dataset of users, we show that the attacks cause the system’s mean false acceptance rate (FAR) to increase by up to fivefold relative to the mean FAR seen under the standard zero-effort impostor attack." To amass enough statistics to launch the first attack, the researchers took 41 subjects, mostly college students between 18 and 25 years of age, and had them accomplish various tasks on an Android phone representing fairly normal Android operation. 28 different swipe-features were tabulated, ranging from touch-pressure to swipe start and end locations to swipe duration. The resulting data was then compiled into a single ultra-generic power-user.  This power-user ultimately became the Lego robot, which was outfitted with a Play-Doh-moulded "finger." The robot was able to achieve a 70 percent FAR for the least affected gesture-recognition algorithm the experiment tested. In other words, the robot was usually able to trick a recognition algorithm using high-resolution statistical observations of actual smart-phone usage. The second attack involved the theft of actual gesture-recognition data from a collection of target-user's phones. This data was then used by the robot to recreate a specific target-user's swiping biometrics, with, as expected, even better results. FARs for this method hit ninety percent at the high end.  While continuous gesture-based authentication is really only meant to be a backup to other (one-time) authentication methods, its apparent leakiness should be concerning. Also of concern, the authors note, is the traditional usage of zero-effort attacks for representing the relative successes of gestural algorithms.  "Because the attacks require only basic programming skills and are launched using cheap off-the-shelf hardware, they represent a realistic threat that should be expected to be faced by a real deployment of a touch-based authentication system," the paper concludes. "The article not only calls for the incorporation of robotic attacks in the standard impostor testing routine of touch-based authentication systems but also calls for research into mechanisms that could defeat these attacks”.

As I predicted some time ago, the number of shopping trolleys and baskets that are being stolen from Britain's supermarkets has rocketed since the plastic carrier bag charge came into force last October. Some supermarkets such as Asda are fitting their baskets and trolleys with electronic security tags to try and prevent thefts. Some light fingered shoppers are even pinching trolleys from stores and then dumping them in the streets after removing their shopping. Trolleys cost about £100 to replace and baskets around £10 – while electronic security tags cost just £1 each. I have also heard evidence from the medical profession that reusing "bags for life" can be extremely hazardous, as cross contamination from raw and ready to eat foods can occur, and bacteria can live on the surfaces of the bags for several days. There is anecdotal evidence that incidences of campylobacter and salmonella are on the increase. In a recent press interview, Professor Anthony Hilton, head of biological and biomedical science at Aston University, said the public needs to be educated about the dangers of contaminated bags. Professor Hilton and his team worked out that millions of bacteria cells can survive on plastic bag for days or even weeks - including potentially deadly E. coli. He said: "Reusing plastic bags is hugely beneficial to the environment but the public should be mindful of the ability of bacteria to contaminate and survive on bags for long periods of time. Bacteria can easily transfer from different types of reusable bags to the hands and back again. What is more, using the same bag repeatedly for different purposes increases the risk of contaminating the bag with a whole host of harmful bacteria. For example, carrying fresh meat brings with it known contamination risks and if you then use the same bag for carrying ready-to-eat foods such as cheese or bread there is the potential for cross-contamination. Likewise, if you carry sports shoes one day and then shopping the next." He advises that people only use certain bags for certain types of food produce, and always wash hands and goods thoroughly.


I don’t normally pass comment on stories that get covered by the national press, as I usually don’t find that I have anything to add to them. In this case I will make an exception. You may have seen the story about the tiny flat in Thamesmead - In the online listing, on Hunters estate agents website,  is described as: "One bedroom flat, available immediately. There is a lounge, fitted kitchen, double bedroom and gas central heating."  It is exceedingly small, having originally been designed for a car, and the lounge is only 4.42m by 2.26m. To be honest I wonder if it is even a legal development; the garages are for the storage of cars and other vehicles, and are not designed for habitation. It strikes me as being very similar to the “beds in sheds” phenomenon where unscrupulous landlords cram as many tenants into a property as they can physically manage, in order to illegally increase their earnings. Planning regulations, health and safety and fire regulations are ignored.  This story sounds very similar. I wonder if the notoriety of the story, and how widespread it has become will cause the planning authorities to take action? It is in interesting to note that the estate agents are up to their old tricks – they say that the tiny flat is located in Abbey Wood, when it is actually situated in one of the less desirable parts of Thamesmead.

You may recall me writing a while back in praise of the Tesla model S electric luxury limousine car. Do you have a teenage child that likes to borrow your car and then destroy it in a spectacular crash? I sincerely hope the answer to that question is a resounding "no," but in the off chance that you do, you may want to consider changing your current vehicle for a Tesla model S. Last week in Germany, the joyriding daughter of a Tesla owner discovered first hand just how safe the electric vehicle is, after losing control at high speed and rolling into a field. According to German newspaper Merkur, the 18-year old and four of her friends were messing around in her father's Model S before losing control. The car flew more than 80 feet (25m) into a field before rolling once and coming to a halt. Although three of the occupants had to be helicoptered to hospitals in Munich for treatment, none of their injuries were life-threatening, a testament to the safety of Tesla's skateboard chassis. Unlike a conventionally powered car, the Model S (and the newer Model X) have no large engine up front to intrude into the passenger compartment during a collision. This means the front and rear crumple zones can effectively dissipate the kinetic energy of a crash, as seen to good effect in the photographs taken after the accident, which you can see here. While the Model S was heavily damaged, one does not need much of an imagination to think that a similar crash in a front-engined internal combustion vehicle would have had a much worse outcome for the car's five occupants. In essence, if the teenagers had been in a conventionally powered car, they would have very likely have been killed. 


You may recall my account of attending the Bexley Beer Festival that I published last week. The event was excellent, well attended and as always very relaxed and friendly. What I neglected to mention was that afterwards myself and three friends decided that we would walk into Bexley Village and have a curry. We ended up at the very pleasant Baltizer Restaurant, which is located in one of the railway arches in the town centre. A very nice meal was had by all; amongst the dishes we enjoyed was a large bowl of outstanding lentil dhall, which was shared by the party. I love dhall - it is a cheap, nutritious and tasty dish which anyone, carnivore, veggie or vegan can eat. There is only one problem with it, which normally arises the next morning. That is rampant flatulence - I ended up sounding like a badly tuned two - stroke outboard engine for most of the Saturday, and I was not the only one of the group so affected. This got me thinking - surely there must be a solution to this kind of embarrassing problem? I recently read that an inventor has come up with a material comprising of metallic silver chemically bonded to polyester, to make underpants that kill harmful microbes, and thus stop the pants from becoming smelly with wear. In addition to the antimicrobial properties, the underwear can also help regulate body temperature because of silver’s thermal conductivity properties. Inventor company Organic Basics says that the underwear is “elegant. It’s comfortable. It’s odourless. It’s the future of underwear.” The company is raising funds for manufacturing the boxers, as well as T-shirts and socks, on Kickstarter. However, while silver is effective at killing off foul microbes, it has no defence against the power of the fart. I had a think; as some will know parts of Lower Belvedere and Erith were at potential risk of Chlorine gas poisoning from the giant tank of liquified Chlorine which was located in the May and Baker chemical refinery in Lower Belvedere. In fact, back on the 22nd February 1986, some roads in Lower Belvedere were indeed evacuated following a Chlorine leak, though fortunately nobody was hurt. Parts of Erith are similarly affected by various chemicals stored in warehouses and yards in the in the Darent Industrial Park in Wallhouse Road, Slade Green. Consequent to all of these noxious chemicals in the local area, some time ago I purchased a brand new high end gas mask, seen in the photo above - click on it for a larger view. The gas mask is of the same type used by the United Nations Nuclear, Biological and Chemical weapons inspectors. I also have spare air filters. The air filters contain a number of elements designed to pass through only clean air - any gases, microbes or particles of radioactive material would be filtered out. One of the main constituents of the filters is Activated Carbon - this is the substance which removes gases and only passes clean air. I think you can see where I am going with this one. What if you were to equip silver bonded underpants with a "panty liner" incorporating a layer of Activated Carbon? You could produce a pair of pants that were flatulence filters. You could let rip to your heart's content, secure in the knowledge that not even the slightest noxious whiff would escape. It would not do anything about the sound however - so maybe the whole idea needs a little more development. What do you think? Leave a comment below, or Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com.



At the "Our Erith" art show in Christ Church Erith, I spoke to numerous people who were not conversant with the history of Erith and the surrounding areas, and who had absolutely no idea of the historic connections Erith has with so many scientific and engineering inventions. Back in Edwardian times, Erith and Crayford were one of the arms manufacturing centres of the UK, mostly due tot he efforts of Sir Hiram Maxim. I thought that I would expand on a piece I wrote about Sir Hiram Maxim a while ago by publishing parts of his obituary, which was originally published back in November 1916 in the Times:- "Sir HIRAM STEVENS MAXIM was born at Sangersville, Maine, on 15th February 1840. His ancestors were Huguenots and came to England at the revocation of the Edict of Nantes. Early in the eighteenth century they emigrated to Plymouth, Mass., and a hundred years later went to Maine. At the age of fourteen his father apprenticed him to a coach-builder, and during this period he was credited with having constructed the first tricycle built in America. Soon after this he worked at his uncle's engineering works at Fitchburg, Mass., and later was at a philosophical instrument maker's, also at a shipbuilder's. He was for a time with Mr. Oliver P. Drake, a maker of gas-machines at Boston, and while so engaged invented in 1865 a machine for making lighting gas by means of vaporized petroleum. He also perfected an automatic sprinkler, and made improvements in feed-water heaters, steam and vacuum pumps, engine governors, gas-motors, etc. In 1878 he became chief engineer of the first electric lighting company in the United States, which was founded by Mr. S. D. Schuyler. While so engaged he invented the process of flashing carbon filament lamps in a hydrocarbon vapour, and took out patents for dynamos, lamp carbons, and secondary batteries. In 1881 he went to Europe to represent his firm in Paris, and while there he was made a Chevalier of the Legion d'Honneur, on account of his invention of an electric pressure-regulator. It was at that time he became interested in machine-guns, and was introduced to Mr. Albert Vickers, who at once recognized the value of the invention, which surmounted the difficulty of cartridges jamming in the barrel. The Maxim Gun Co., with Mr. Vickers as chairman, was founded in 1884, and in 1888 amalgamated with the Nordenfeldt Co. Later, these were absorbed in the Vickers firm, which then became Vickers, Sons, and Maxim. The Maxim gun was adopted by the British Army in 1889, and by the Navy in 1892, and it has been supplied in large quantities to all the military powers of the world. When he ceased to be a director of the firm on his seventy-first birthday, in 1911, the title was again changed to Vickers Limited. It is reported that, on the suggestion of Lord Wolseley, he invented a smokeless powder, and evolved the Pom-Pom gun. The question of aviation had interested Maxim from his youth, but he never achieved successful flight. Many experiments were carried out during 1892-4 at Baldwin's Park, Kent, and the most novel features were the engines and boilers; but their weight, together with that of the feed-water and fuel, precluded their success. A Paper on this subject was read by him in 1894 at a Meeting of the British Association. The light motor, to which aeroplanes now owe their success, had not at that time been developed. One Paper he contributed to this Institution, namely on "The Maxim Automatic Machine-Gun " (Proceedings, 1885, page 167). Honours and decorations were accorded to him in most European countries, and he received the Order of Knighthood in 1901. He had a rare genius for invention, and, while discarding failures, took great pride in his successes, which ranged over a great variety of ideas. His death took place at Streatham on 24th November 1916, in his seventy-seventh year". His son Hiram Percy Maxim (1869-1936) followed in his father and uncle's footsteps and became a mechanical engineer and weapons designer as well, but he is perhaps best known for his early amateur radio experiments and for founding the American Radio Relay League (ARRL) - the American equivalent of the Radio Society of Great Britain (RSGB) of which I am a member.

The end video this week is of a venue that is very popular and well - known by people outside of the local area, but almost completely unknown to many locals. The Abbey Wood Caravan Club site is an incredibly popular location for visitors to London. I have visited the site - it is clean, well run and you would not know that you were in South East London. Highly recommended if you are on a camping trip and want somewhere to stay locally. 

Sunday, May 08, 2016

Bexley Beer Festival 2016.


The photo above is a panoramic view of the beer tent at the 11th Bexley Beer Festival early on Friday evening; it would have been very difficult to get a similar shot later in the evening due to the sheer number of people who attended the event. It was superbly run, well attended, had a huge selection of real ales and ciders, and just for once the weather was excellent. The event was held at the Old Dartfordians Sport Club in Bourne Road, Bexley Village. 


What was interesting about the festival was the increasingly diverse nature of real ale fans; the cliched view of real ale festivals goers as being almost exclusively large and hairy middle to old - aged white men wearing socks and sandals seems to be changing quickly. The number of women was up markedly, and the number of visitors from other ethnic groupings was definitely higher than it has been. This is all very welcome news - I think the fact that real (or as some call it "craft ale" - a term that I personally dislike) has been getting a higher amount of coverage in newspapers and the general press may have attracted a wider and more diverse demographic - which is very much to be applauded. Getting the public away from noxious, gassy, mass produced, tasteless and chemical additive laden lager and into locally sourced, naturally brewed and sustainable real ale is a mission to be supported in my opinion.

Some very good news this week; a major CD, vinyl record and audio cassette - (remember those?) distributor is moving its centre of operations from Sydenham to a new £2 million warehouse in Lower Belvedere. Proper Music Distribution are the largest distributor of physical music formats in the UK; they currently stock over two and a half million CD’s and vinyl records, and they hope to expand even more when they move to their new, larger premises.  They supply a myriad of independent music shops around the country, as well as large supermarket chains such as Tesco, Asda, Sainsbury’s and Morrison’s and online retailer Amazon, amongst others. Proper Music Distribution stocks recordings from over a thousand independent record labels, and also runs its own specialist classical and folk record label. Contrary to popular belief, CD and Vinyl sales are actually rising – the idea that everything has been superseded by digital downloads is actually a myth. Drew Hill, the Managing Director of Proper Music said in an interview with The Times earlier this week “I challenge anyone to get up to London at 7am and watch us loading pallets of music onto UPS vans and tell me that physical music is dead”. Until recently, vinyl albums only took up a small amount of warehouse space, but now covers an entire floor of their old Sydenham warehouse – and the increase in vinyl sales is part of the reason of the relocation to the new, larger warehouse in Lower Belvedere. Hill said “It is an expensive move for Proper, as shifting pallets of vinyl around the warehouse is far more complex than shifting pallets of baked beans. Stacking vinyl can damage the records and the sleeves, and will result in the records being sent back. If a punter pays £20 for a record, it has to be pristine”. Drew Hill has a very poor opinion of City Link, the collapsed courier company, which used to be located next to the old Sydenham warehouse, and would regularly try to win their business “We would never, ever use them. We would watch them throwing boxes around and dropping TV’s”. Proper Music Distribution has been in business for over thirty years, and is gambling on the physical music market continuing to grow. “I’m not sticking my head in the sand. Growth will stop at some point, but the physical music market is worth £600 million in the UK. Our revenue is currently £21.5 million, there is still a long way to run”. This is good news on a number of levels; firstly the music buyer gets a degree of choice and availability that has not been available for quite a few years, and there will be employment opportunities for local residents as the business continues to expand. I sincerely hope that Proper Music Distribution does well in its new Lower Belvedere home. The London Borough of Bexley is becoming known for it being the base for independent music labels / distributors, as Bexleyheath is the home of long established Talking Elephant Records, who specialise in folk, progressive and psychedelic music. You can see their website here. Fans of non – mainstream music certainly have some choice nowadays.

The Maggot Sandwich's own occasional local restaurant reviewer and the creator and former chair of Bexley Invicta football club Brian Silk has written a piece on the current situation with local club Charlton. Even as a non - follower of Association Football, it makes for interesting and worrying reading:- "The current situation at Charlton – causes and remedy - Just three years ago, Charlton Athletic Football Club finished the 2012/13 season three points off the Championship play-offs. With some player investment, the club could have challenged to get back into the Premiership. In January 2014, Roland Duchatelet bought the club through through Staprix NV, ‘an investment vehicle with several football-related interests’, adding Charlton to his syndicate of smallish clubs throughout Europe. Instead of investing in the players needed, under Duchatelet the club has by all accounts sold off many of its good players and installed players from the syndicate who have not been up to Championship standards, let alone of the calibre to take Charlton to the Premiership. In addition, the club has relied on raw but promising youngsters, bringing some of them into the squad too early and stunting their development, and selling on the best in line with ‘the business model,’ as stated by Duchatelet-appointed chief executive, Katrien Meire. Charlton have also burned through five managerial appointments since Duchatelet’s arrival, including Karel Fraeye, whose previous experience had been in the Belgian third division. The 15 games lost under Fraeye can be seen as leading to Charlton’s relegation to League One for next season. The club has won just 18 of 70 matches since Duchatelet entered the picture. Alongside this, Miere has alienated fans with a series of failed publicity stunts, such as a video of two people appearing to have sex on the pitch centre circle, and calling dissatisfied fans “weird” for thinking they had a “sense of ownership” and comparing them to cinema patrons and restaurant goers who shouldn’t “scream to the people in charge” if they’re not happy with the service. Behind the scenes, the management team has been chopped and changed, with ‘yes men’ installed and a number of key roles currently unfilled, such as the chief scout and director of football. Roland Duchatelet, has hardly been seen at the club and has attended just one match in 12 months. It’s hard to imagine a more chaotic and self-destructive period of football club ownership than Charlton fans have to endure for 28 months so far. The club’s current situation is a particularly bitter pill for them to swallow, having been through the ‘dark years’ of playing at Selhurst Park and Upton Park and come through to see the club seemingly on the brink of returning to top flight football. That now seems a distant dream. It is no wonder that this family-friendly club has witnessed massive protests and even attempts to storm the directors’ box at the match I was at, and highly-active CARD (Campaign Against Roland Duchatelet). So what needs to be done to remedy the situation? Meire talks about “starting the rebuilding work immediately” to get the club back into the Championship, but who can believe that this will happen under her and Duchatelet? So change at the top is required. There are potentially two takeover bids around - one fronted by former chief executive Peter Varney and the other led by former Charlton defender Paul Elliott. Both rely on Duchatelet’s willingness to sell. Varney’s approaches have so far been rebuffed and Elliot’s has only just emerged". Thanks Brian - it will be instructive to see what actually happens. It sounds like the current situation cannot last very much longer. If you have an insight into this, and would like to express your views, either leave a comment below, or Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com


The photo above shows MP for Erith and Thamesmead, Teresa Pearce next to the publicity banner mounted on the fence outside of Christ Church Erith. She's the patron of The Friends of Christ Church Erith, who are conducting an art exhibition in the church on Friday the 13th May between midday and 5pm, Saturday the 14th May between 10am and 5pm, and Sunday the 15th May between midday and 5pm. The exhibition will feature works of art from amateur and professional artists from the local area and beyond. The exhibition will include paintings, photography, sculpture and embroidery all based on the theme of "Our Erith".  Do come along for a visit - entrance is free, though a donation would be appreciated. 

Some readers who have been following the Maggot Sandwich for a long time may recall my account of back when I worked for Sidcup based computer retailer Silica Shop in their outlet in Lion House in Tottenham Court Road, London. One day, I was chatting to two blokes in the store when they invited me to come and visit them in their studio a couple of roads away; during my lunch break I visited the basement in a large and quite impressive stone building. The guys welcomed me into a darkened room filled with cigar smoke and all sorts of high end electronics that I could not identify. They then showed me a few clips – probably not more than thirty seconds of computer animated footage and asked my opinion. I was blown away – it was better than anything I had ever seen (to be truthful, at that point I don’t think I had seen much CGI – it was a very new field back then). After a few minutes chat and a horrid cup of gritty instant coffee I was shown out. I was impressed, but did not know what the footage was for. A few months later I was watching a music programme on TV (It may have been The Tube – I cannot recall) when I mentally stopped in my tracks – the CGI footage was being shown. It was the video for Dire Straits – Money for Nothing. I was gobsmacked – I had seen the making of one of the most famous music videos ever, from a band that were at the time pretty much the biggest on the planet. The video company was - and is called Framestore. They are still one of the market leaders in computer generated imagery for TV and film. The system I had seen being used to make the "Money for Nothing" video was called the Quantel Paintbox; the Quantel Paintbox and its pressure-sensitive stylus were groundbreaking pieces of technology when they were released in 1981, but they had their limitations. The huge 14-inch platter hard drive could store 160MB of data, enough for just over six seconds of video at 25 Frames Per Second. Longer pieces required playing out each frame to tape before wiping the hard drive, a risky process that resulted in staff working eight-hour shifts around the clock to minimise cockups. The Quantel Paintbox and its multi-frame follow up Harry—which could store up to 30 seconds of footage and manipulate multiple frames of animation at once—would come to dominate the TV industry throughout the 1980s and early '90s. Framestore, the company a chap called Mike McGee cofounded with Sir William Sargent in 1986, is the visual effects house behind Walking with Dinosaurs, Guardians of the Galaxy, and Gravity, to name but a few. Framestore's sizeable reputation has seen it expand to New York, Los Angeles, and Montreal, but its home in London remains surprisingly understated. In the 1990's Walking with Dinosaurs was commissioned by the BBC just three years after the 1993 release of Steven Spielberg's groundbreaking Jurassic Park, as part of an ambitious remit to raise the bar in science programming. Jurassic Park cost $63 million to make, and it featured just six minutes of CGI for its two-hour running time. The BBC needed three hours of back-to-back CGI at a fraction of the cost. After looking to the west coast of America to realise its vision, the BBC turned to Framestore and its head of computer graphics Mike Milne. Milne generated three shots showing how, with simple models and natural history filming techniques, the cost of the CGI per second could be brought down. At a total cost £6 million, Walking with Dinosaurs wasn't cheap—it remains the most expensive TV documentary ever produced at a cost of £37,654 per minute—but this was still more cost-effective than anything the US visual effects companies could offer.  Following the release of Walking with Dinosaurs in 1999, the series won two BAFTA Awards, three Emmy Awards, and a Peabody Award. It also made Framestore one of the most sought-after visual effects companies in the world. Its work on the TV adaptation of Gulliver's Travels, in which actor Ted Danson was filmed against a blue screen to create a dramatic sense of scale, netted the company a Primetime Emmy award, the first awarded to a company outside of the US. Framestore went on to win an Emmy every year for the next six years for its work on shows like The 10th Kingdom, Walking with Beasts, and The Ballad of Big Al. Numerous BAFTA awards and, finally, an Oscar for "Achievement in Visual Effects" for The Golden Compass followed. Today there are over 18 different departments in a typical visual effects studio. Concept artists and sketchers create the drawings from which 3D artists and animators create digital renderings. A physics team works entirely on simulations that try to replicate the intricate movements of cloth, water, and hair—elements that are extremely time-consuming for animators to recreate. Others work on the fire, smoke, and mists of a digital explosion. A rigging team creates the skeletons for 3D models, giving them the digital muscles they need to move realistically. At the end of it all, sat in pitch-black rooms, are the lighting and digital compositing teams, which take green screen footage of actors and layer it on top of computer-generated backdrops, while lighting artists make sure that every pixel is precisely lit to the director's specifications. When I look back at the handful of scruffy blokes chain smoking and drinking dreadful instant coffee that I encountered when I visited Framestore, I would never have guessed that they would become one of the most important and respected visual effects houses in the world.



Older Maggot Sandwich readers may be recall the giant Fraser and Chalmers factory. The company had a very long history; they started back in 1849, when two young Scottish men - David Fraser, a millwright, and Tom Chalmers, a foundryman travelled to the USA to take up careers in agriculture. Soon after their arrival in America, the California Gold Rush started, and they found it far more profitable to make mining machinery spares and equipment than to grow crops. They set up a large factory in Montana, and by 1860 they had moved to Chicago and continued expanding. By 1890 they were the largest mining equipment manufacturers in the entire USA. At this point they were approached to set up a new factory in England which was designed to supply mining machinery for the South African gold fields. The Erith works was opened in May 1891. The new factory was built on what had previously been a recreation ground. The British arm of the firm severed all connections with the American part, and by 1903 they expanded production to include steam plant, milling machinery, and general engineering products. Just after the First World War, the factory, which by this time employed four thousand workers and covered an area of thirty four acres was sold to the General Electric Company. 


Fly tipping is a particular problem in the local area, and is one of the biggest headaches for borough councils all around Greater London. Figures reported in the Evening Standard this week show that fly tipping is costing London council taxpayers in excess of £25 million every year to clear away illegally fly tipped waste. I understand that Bexley Council pays a contractor around £300 a load to take away illegally tipped waste. Some other London councils are making moves to increase fines for fly tippers. Currently the fine is £80, which is often cheaper than the cost of a small business paying a disposal fee at a licenced waste disposal tip. Newham council across the river spent £3.5 million last year cleaning up fly tipped rubbish, and their records show that their operatives cleaned up an average of nearly two hundred fly tips a day. Even the councils for affluent areas such as Kensington and Chelsea suffer from the problem. Last year they spent £219,000 prosecuting fly tippers, but only made back £505 in fines. The problem for councils is that catching and successfully prosecuting fly tippers is notoriously difficult. The burden of proof is exceptionally high – may fly tippers are businesses, and even if a number plate of a vehicle used in tipping is recorded by a witness, the company will often say that they don’t know who was driving the vehicle that day.  I have previously been involved in case which not only ended up with a prosecution, fine and confiscation of the vehicle involved, but also a custodial sentence of eight months for the guilty party. Unfortunately that was the exception, rather than the rule in such cases.


Regular readers will be aware of the severe problems the area has with illegal unlicensed and uninsured youths riding stolen motorbikes. Some are members of the notorious and criminal Bike Life TV UK gang, whilst others are just out on their own. The un-helmeted riders are a danger to themselves and others. The video below was shot on a dashboard camera by a member of the public back on the 21st February this year. It shows an incident that took place in Thames Road, Crayford. A hoody wearing youth on a motorbike with no registration plate rides over the roundabout and Eastwards along Thames Road. He is wearing no crash helmet and is riding in a dangerous and irresponsible manner. He loses control of the bike and collides with the rear of  Mercedes Benz saloon car. I will leave you to see what happens then. Personally I think the car driver reacted with remarkable restraint. It is also notable how other youths seemed to appear apparently from nowhere within seconds of the incident. I will leave you to come to your own conclusions. Leave a comment below, or Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com.







Sunday, April 24, 2016

Fly grazing.


The photo above shows the traveller pony that has been resident on the small parcel of land that occupies the area between the end of James Watt Way and the Thames riverside pathway behind Morrison’s in Erith. One or more ponies have been kept on this piece of land for a number of years now. The owner of the land seems to be happy with the arrangement, and no laws have been broken. That is, until recently. Over the last two weeks the pony has escaped from the enclosure twice, causing a Police incident in both instances. On the most recent occasion it ran up Appold Street and had to be headed off before it got into the very busy Manor Road, with fast moving heavy vehicles and regular double decker 99 buses. The problem seems to be that the fence surrounding part of the pony’s enclosure is in a very poor state of repair, and it has been relatively easy for the animal to escape. The police are eager to speak to the owners of the pony, but as far as I am aware, they are having trouble locating or contacting them. The practice of “fly-grazing” has become increasingly common both in the local area, and also around the country. Thousands of horses and ponies are being abandoned by their erstwhile owners as irresponsible breeding, spiralling bills and sale prices which have reached rock bottom take their toll. A pony can fetch as little as £5 at auction – if it sells at all, whilst stable costs, feed and vets bills can amount to around £100 per week per animal. The six main horse welfare charities have come together to compile a report on the situation; it would also appear that the European appetite for horse meat may be fuelling the situation – a £5 pony can turn into a £230 carcass on the European meat market. It may be that ponies are actually being farmed for live export to France, Belgium and Italy. The RSPCA have called for legislation that will enable them to more quickly identify owners and punish them with fines and the seizure of animals for fly-grazing. They also want a review of agreements allowing the free movement of horses not intended for slaughter between Britain, Ireland and France. The British horse population is thought to be just under one million animals in size. The vast majority are owned privately for leisure – a sector which, unlike the horse racing industry, is not tightly regulated. I know that whenever travellers put one or more ponies on the waste land, the ponies become an attraction for parents and childminders looking after small children – the animals end up getting fat, as they have a seemingly non ending series of treats given to them by their small visitors.


Back in 1939, Burton’s opened a bespoke tailors shop at 82 - 84 Erith High Street, where you could get a custom made suit for 45 shillings (£2.50 equivalent). Local Historian Ken Chamberlain has memories of the place being extremely impressive, and sent me the advert a while back, with the very dashing looking chap in the photo above - click on the image for a larger view. I notice that the sharp styling is heavily influenced by American fashions of the time – wide shoulders and a narrow waist – a look that featured in many period gangster movies which were very popular then. Montague Burton was the head of what became the biggest bespoke tailoring business in the world. He was born Meshe David Osinky in the pogrom-ravaged Russian province of Kovno (now part of Lithuania) in 1885, to turn up alone in Yorkshire with only a few words of English at the age of 15. In Tsarist Russia, where Jews had been largely confined to the zone known as the Pale of Settlement and restricted there to making a hard living from trades such as tailoring, cobbling and cabinet making. Of the 150,000 to 200,000 Jews who fled to Britain between 1881 and 1914, many simply transferred their skills to the sweatshops of London; others, however, settled near the Yorkshire wool industry, where a Methodist tailor, Joseph Hepworth, had begun to sell his wares directly from his Leeds factory to the public through a chain of ready-made clothes shops. Osinky/Burton wasn’t the only trader to take the idea an important stage further by adding a bespoke alternative to the suit on the hanger. Nor was he the cheapest; by the 1920s plenty of tailors were offering suits priced in shillings – “the 30-bob suit” – and not guineas. But no rival had his dedication to organisation, salesmanship and publicity. He transformed the look of the nation. In 1960, the peak year of Burton's output, the company turned out 1,739,397 made-to-measure garments that, when jackets and trousers were put together, and omitting a few waistcoats from the picture, became roughly equivalent to 850,000 men’s suits. In terms of employment, it was among Britain’s six biggest companies. No other business in the world had a bigger chain of textile shops – Burton’s had around 600 – and few shops of any kind were as distinct in their appearance. Ranked by facades that descended in importance from Portland stone through polished granite to white terracotta, they stood out among the jumbled Victorian architecture of industrial Britain like beacons of modernity. Many are now listed buildings. One or two still house the billiard halls that the teetotal Montague Burton liked to house above his shops, in the belief that they kept young men from drinking. Burton was knighted in 1933, and his empire survived for another two or three decades after his death in 1952 and then, after diversifications into women’s wear and the merciless assault of jeans, it began to crumble. Today, the Topman chain is the Burton family’s last significant legacy in retail.


You may have seen a few mentions in the business press recently of rumours that the Daily Mail is in talks to buy veteran Internet company Yahoo! I was intrigued by this, and have been doing some digging. The potential link up between the mid-market tabloid newspaper and the former search and web content giant does not seem an obvious one. The Daily Mail wants to break into the North American market, and needs a means of doing so, though one analyst has likened the potential purchase of Yahoo! To the tying of two bricks together to see if they will now help each other float. Having said that, in the context of the UK, the Mail does better than all the other newspapers, at this, but not as well as Yahoo – so it is no rescue. This is more a case of buying Yahoo to get a foot in the US and some help with online content, when in fact Yahoo in the US is considered weak in these respects. It is a shadow of its former self – back in the early days of the World Wide Web, the Yahoo! Search engine and content portal was a world leader. The smart money is that Yahoo! Will not exist in name form by the end of this year, but instead will be subsumed into either the Daily Mail, or another media organisation. If this does happen, it is quite likely that Yahoo! Mail and Flickr may be sold off to a third party, which might cause worry for long – time users of those services.


In a related story, web researchers have been investigating some statistics regarding the average memory size of modern web pages; their results are astonishing. The average web page is now roughly the same size as the full install image for the pioneering first person shoot - em - up DOS game Doom from back in 1993, which weighed in at roughly 2.3Mb. Most of the web page bloat is due to images, which take up on average 1,463KB of data. Next is script code, which occupies 360KB, followed by video, averaging 200KB per page. If you are familiar with the classic video game Doom, you may recall that Doom is a multi-level first person shooter that ships with an advanced 3D rendering engine and multiple levels, each comprised of maps, sprites and sound effects. By comparison, 2016's web struggles to deliver a page of web content in the same size. If that doesn't give you pause for thought, then you are missing something. I suppose that one also needs to factor in that we are no longer living in a world of PCs with 4MB of RAM, 33MHz processors, text-only bulletin boards, and 33 kbps modems – everything is scaled up, including the complexity and size of internet downloads. The world has moved on, and technology with it. More information has been created and stored in the last twenty years than in the whole of human history before it. Information technology has changed the world far more than we are really aware of.

Pewty Acres is currently undergoing a substantial refit; the front bedroom is currently in the process of being gutted; I had a manky old white melamine wardrobe which has been slowly disintegrating over the last few years. It has now been dismantled (though “demolished” would be a more accurate description). The bedroom is now going to be repainted, a new fitted wardrobe installed, along with a new bed and mattress. I have managed to source all of the labour and bedroom goods from independent local companies at little more cost had I gone to one of the large chain stores usually located on retail parks and that advertise heavily on TV. On top of this, the quality of the mass produced stuff (usually made in Chinese sweatshops) is not a patch on the local stuff, and you get a far superior level of customer service. I have a policy of always using local independent suppliers whenever possible. It does not usually mean more expense, and it keeps the money in the local economy rather than going to some faceless private equity company or investment bank.

House prices are increasing all round London and the South East. I do get to wonder how much longer that they can continue to spiral upwards. The housing charity Shelter has been carrying out research on the subject; it found that house prices in Greater London are currently rising at a rate fifteen times greater than wage rises. Normally this would be called a housing bubble, and it would burst fairly quickly as property became unaffordable and the market stabilised itself. This looks unlikely in the present environment, as much of the property purchasing being undertaken is not by local people, but by foreign investors. London is a great place for foreign investors to stash their cash in the form of real estate. Whatever else we may be, the country is stable, has the rule of law, and a rock solid banking system. Wealthy people can invest in the certain knowledge that their cash will not go missing courtesy of a bent banker, or a despotic politician. In a way this has made the situation for local people worse. Money is flowing out of restrictive regimes such as China and Russia and into UK banks via property developers. It may be good for the balance of payments of the country, but it is terrible news for the average person trying to get on the property ladder. Because the money is mainly coming from abroad, the housing bubble is far less likely to burst in the near future. Property is being purchased by wealthy foreign investors in an effort to get their money out of their own country and converted into a resource which they deem likely to be a better investment than stocks and shares, and is a lot less heavily regulated. The imminent arrival of Crossrail and the opening of the Paramount London theme park will only make this situation worse for any local person looking to buy a property to live in. The number of high – end houses and flats that have been bought by vacant owners and left standing empty as an investment is huge. It does nothing to alleviate the housing crisis and in reality causes heartache for many.


Several of the tabloid newspapers got themselves very worked up earlier in the week with something that to be honest in my opinion they made out of pretty much nothing, in what appears to be a classic case of "never let the facts get in the way of a good story". On Tuesday the Daily Star published a story about how a UFO had been spotted on a live video feed from the International Space Station, and that when NASA official realised, they cut the video feed to the public.  The Star wrote "Shocking footage – broadcast live by NASA – shows a blurry, apparently diamond-shaped object near the space station in orbit above Earth. But as the object appears to be coming closer and into focus the live feed is cut. The bombshell video has sent conspiracy theorists and UFO hunters into meltdown. Though far off, the object looks huge and appears to be flying high over the rotating Earth below. It seems to be getting larger and larger as the video continues – until the screen suddenly turns blue. When the feed restarts it is of a different angle, showing the space station – where British astronaut Tim Peake is right now. But if the change of shot was supposed to hush up the “alien spacecraft” it failed – as the object is still visible in the background". So NASA are part of a global conspiracy and cover up? - NASA has enough money to pay someone to watch the feed, their hand hovering over a giant "SHUT IT ALL DOWN" button. They don't. NASA knows they might have something to hide, so DOESN'T delay the live stream by one minute in case "Hey, aliens wandered into the frame, let's just static out those seconds and go oops, technical difficulties". The aliens are intelligent enough to travel between worlds but aren't smart enough to hide from a camera that NASA could have told them, in advance, that they were pointing in this one place - after all space is very big. None of the other observation devices pointed randomly at the sky (including people observing the ISS through their amateur telescopes and remote cameras, as people are want to do) saw this. The EU, Russians, Chinese and Indians with all their hardware and observation technology (none of whom save possibly the EU have any incentive to cooperate with the US and would, in fact, leap at the chance to discredit and shame them) didn't see it either. The "UFO" is almost certainly an internal reflection on the porthole that the camera was looking through. The "object is blurry, and would appear to be outside of the camera's depth of field setting, which seems to be set at infinity, as the Earth is in good focus. Logically that would mean that the object was small, and very close to the camera. Either way it is extremely unlikely to be anything of any consequence. Also the "NASA cut - off" was nothing of the sort. The International Space Station uses a series of communication satellites to beam its transmissions back to Earth, every few minutes it "hands over" from one satellite to another as the ISS orbits the Earth - in the same way as a mobile phone switches between cells as it moves around. This causes the signal from the ISS to drop for a couple of seconds, it is certainly not anything in any way suspicious. It merely shows an example of ill - informed and poorly researched journalism. Still, the Daily Mail not long ago featured a "story" about a "ghost child" climbing on a parked car outside of someone's house. The "chilling video" which was shown was taken from the house owners CCTV system. What it actually showed was a spider weaving a web over the camera lens. As anyone who has a domestic CCTV system will know, spiders are attracted to the infra red LED lights that typical CCTV cameras use at night. Nothing supernatural, just a straightforward spider looking for a home. As I mentioned earlier, certain newspapers don't let the facts get in the way of a good story.

Erith Fun Day is set for a new venue this year. For the last couple of years the well - supported local event has been held in Erith Riverside Gardens, but this year it is moving to the recreation ground at Erith Sports Centre. I understand the reason for this is they expect a larger number of stall holders, and the ground offers a larger amount of space. I am in two minds about this - the new venue will be closer to the large number of residents of the Erith Park development, which is virtually next door, but it is a less central venue that the much loved Erith Riverside Gardens. I think we will just have to wait and see how it turns out. I always look forward to the Fun Day. It is taking place on Saturday the 9th of July. You can see further details by clicking here. Let me know what you think by leaving a comment below, or by Emailing hugh.neal@gmail.com.

I have read quite widely that Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife are quite partial to a curry. It has been reported in the press that the prime minister even pledged to protect the struggling £4.2bn curry industry, which employs 100,000 people, at the British Curry awards in 2013. He said he would “get the skilled Asian chefs you need” to the UK, while the home secretary, Theresa May, has admitted that curry chefs are a shortage occupation. This shortage has been caused by increasingly tough immigration rules, so that restaurants are unable to hire the skilled chefs they need. This makes it difficult for these businesses to grow, while restaurants are unable to provide adequate customer service levels or fulfil orders. If the problem was acute when Cameron made that pledge, it is now a full-blown crisis. Around six hundred curry restaurants have closed in the past eighteen months, while there are fears that a further four thousand – about a third of the industry – could shut. Current immigration rules stipulate that a chef from outside the UK must be paid £29,570, after deductions for accommodation and meals, which is too expensive for most curry restaurants. Moreover, the jobs cannot be in a restaurant with a takeaway service, which most curry houses rely upon. Several schemes have been set up to teach people unfamiliar with Indian food how to cook and serve it in a restaurant setting; it would seem that these schemes have not been as successful as had been anticipated. Personally I think the problem is somewhat more complex and nuanced than is currently being reported. I cannot believe that restaurants need to recruit from India, Pakistan and Bangladesh. As the older head chefs retire, why are the existing junior chefs not being promoted? On top of this, there are many British people of UK origin who can cook excellent British Indian Restaurant style curries - you only have to take a look at the number of YouTube videos showing how to cook various recipes. One excellent example is the very popular series - "Al's Kitchen" - Al shows how to cook all sorts of very authentic restaurant style curries, and I believe he's never been anywhere near the Indian subcontinent. I cannot see the need for importing chefs from abroad - there are many UK based chefs who could do the job just as well. I think the real reason the restaurants have to import chefs is that working in a restaurant kitchen is not the job of choice for many - the first generation of Asian immigrants often did not have much English, and set up doing something they knew, which was cooking. Their sons and daughters have been brought up in the UK, and for them running a restaurant is not an aspirational career for many - they would rather be a doctor, lawyer or accountant. Many Indian restaurants struggle to keep the business within the family for this reason. Their overheads are steadily increasing, but they are reluctant to increase their prices as they feel that the market is already weak, and their customers may end up voting with their feet. What do you think? Leave a comment below, or Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com.

The end video this week is a time lapse film showing the construction work that was carried out on the Crossrail development between Abbey Wood and Plumstead over the course of the Easter bank holiday weekend. It is certainly impressive. Give it a watch and see what you think.

Sunday, January 17, 2016

Our Erith exhibition.


The two photos above show Erith railway station; the upper photo shows what it looks like nowadays, and the lower photo (courtesy of photographer Tom Burnham) was taken back in the Spring of 1970. It is immediately obvious that the building has changed remarkably over the time period, and in my opinion it looks far better nowadays than it did back then. I believe that the way the station looks now is pretty close to what it originally looked like when it was built back in 1849. The structure on the front (to the right) in the 1970 photo appears to be a "goods in" depot for freight - I know that historically the station used to have a small branch line and an extra mini platform for the loading and unloading of sheep, pigs and coal, amongst other commodities. By 1970 this kind of freight was long in the past, and newsprint was the main load, though commuting into and out of London was very much on the increase - the days of most Erith residents working locally was decreasing. The focus of the station was already moving away from freight and onto catering for daily commuters instead. The station now is host to around 2,500 passengers every weekday - somewhat less at weekends.

Southeastern trains have taken yet another hammering this week; they made the BBC National News on Tuesday morning, when they used the incredibly weak excuse that the sunlight was too bright for drivers to see the signals outside of Lewisham station. This compounded problems elsewhere. Less than two years after a serious landslip happened – and after which Southeastern said “lessons have been learned”, another landslip happened on Monday night / the early hours of Tuesday morning at Barnehurst station - this was followed by a second landslip on Thursday. From my understanding, a series of ground reinforcement ties were deployed to strengthen the high earth banks after the last landslip, but for some reason the bank collapsed onto the rail track, blocking the line, and meaning that no trains were able to run on the Bexleyheath line for all of Tuesday. I concede that the problem is quite complex, with a number of conflicting requirements. During the summer, the trees and bushes along the sides of the track have to be cut back to keep up visibility levels, and to reduce the risk of fire. In the autumn the foliage is also cut back or weed – killered to try and stop the “leaves on the line” problem all rail travellers are acutely familiar with. Conversely the tree and bush roots act as anchors, holding the railway cutting soil in place when it rains. Totally removing the vegetation would be a really bad move – on both the Bexleyheath and the Greenwich lines, much of the route is through cuttings or tunnels, and land slips would be even more common The News Shopper have reported that Bexleyheath and Crayford MP David Evennett has written to Southeastern, complaining about the situation. He said:- “I have written to Network Rail to complaint about the lack of information and action, given that this occurred nearly twelve hours ago. I have also raised concerns about this not being an isolated incident as a landslide occurred two years ago. I have asked what action was taken to prevent another landslide and whether a trackside safety assessment had been carried out before last night." I doubt his letter will make much of a difference. To rub salt into the wound, the News Shopper have also reported that people are criticising Southeastern after the company's yearly accounts revealed a £20 million profit, despite the train operator's poor ranking in customer satisfaction. That figure is an increase of just over £10 million on the previous financial year, according to records filed just days before Christmas.  But despite the jump in revenue, Southeastern ranked second to last train company in London in the Which? 2015 consumer satisfaction guide. Back in December rail minister Claire Perry pledged to sit down with local MPs in the new year to review Southeastern's performance.  She also warned that the rail company could face fines of up to £4 million if it fails to meet targets for stations, train services and customer services. If this was not enough, a petition that demands the stripping of the railway franchise for Southeastern has been launched, and in the short time since it was started has gathered more than half of the signatures needed for a government response. “Remove the rail franchise from South Eastern” was started up earlier this month, and has already collected more than 7,000 signatures. For the government to respond to a petition, it needs 10,000 signatures, and for a debate in parliament, 100,000 signatures are needed. Alongside the petition a statement reads: “Southeastern consistently let down their paying customers, cancelling trains strategically so they don’t have to pay refunds, whilst making £12.8m in profit. Their customer service is beyond useless and the people of the South East have suffered for long enough;" Another rail related story has also been doing the rounds over the last few days; Pressure is mounting on the government to extend Crossrail (C2G) from Abbey Wood to Gravesend, as originally planned. Crossrail 1 was originally supposed to run to Hoo Junction, near Higham and the Shorne Marshes. The Ebbsfleet Development Corporation (EDC), Boris Johnson, Thames Gateway Kent Partnership and Bexley, Dartford, Gravesham and Kent County councils joined forces to put forward a case on Friday January 8th for the high speed rail line's extension into Kent. This would also service the huge London Paramount theme park that is planned for the 872 acre site on the Swanscombe peninsula, construction of which is due to begin in the autumn.  Bexley Council leader Teresa O'Neill (someone with whom I rarely agree) said "The existing North Kent Line will not support the growth we aspire to deliver. More capacity is needed beyond what can be provided within the Southeastern train franchise or by Transport for London taking over the Kent Metro services. Growth on this scale requires better connectivity to meet future demand. Bexley and North Kent are uniquely located between the capital, channel ports and less than an hour from major airports. Extending Crossrail 1 presents a real opportunity and we look forward to discussing this further with the Commission." A decision on the matter is due to be reached on February the 13th. More on this story in the weeks to come. 
      
Further to my article last week regarding the wind - down of AM (Medium Wave) radio in Europe, I got a very interesting and indeed thought provoking Email from my former boss, Peter Moore, the station manager at Radio Caroline. This is what he wrote:- "I would like to contribute my views on DAB Radio. I was interested to read your comments about the rolling close down of AM ( Medium Wave ) radio. This system still works as well as it ever did if transmitted with sufficient power to overcome interference that power lines and electrical devices create. The promotion of DAB radio is another example of how Governments nudge us towards things we neither want nor need, using mostly spurious arguments. It is true that many years ago, there was insufficient choice in radio listening as the BBC had a legal monopoly and provided programmes that they thought the population should have and not the programmes they wanted. As long ago as the thirties, the population tuned en masse to overseas stations providing light entertainment and music. This is why radio sets of the thirties show Radio Normandie, Luxembourg and Hilversum. The reaction of the BBC was not to amend their programmes to compete, but to use every means possible to cause their rivals to close down. The same happened with the upheaval caused by Sixties pirate stations at sea. The Government response was to legislate them out of existence. During the Seventies, privately owned stations started to be permitted, first for major cities than regions, then smaller local stations and the BBC, fearing they were being sidelined, demanded they should have local stations also. FM, which uses a different technical system was particularly suited to local radio and as time passed The Radio Authority, which became Ofcom now wanted to licence as many stations as could possibly be accommodated and this situation was like gold rush, as getting  a radio frequency to use was almost a licence to print money. Eventually saturation point was reached as each new station was taking a percentage of the audience from existing stations and of course, because there were now many more ways to seek entertainment other than by listening to the radio.  So as stations demanded the right merge with each other in order to survive, it can be assumed that the UK has enough radio now. So when Digital Audio Broadcasting appeared it really had no role and the Industry described it as ' a solution to a problem that does not exist '. It was promoted on the supposedly improved audio quality and Stephen Fry advertised the sound as ' honey dripping from your ears ' but it is not. DAB is fragile in that reception may just cease or be subject to background interference. As the operators of DAB try to add more stations in order to break even, these problems increase and, the DAB we use in the UK has long since been superseded by more modern versions. So behind all the hype, the march of DAB has no merit and continues only because the Government has decreed that it must happen, probably because they want the AM and FM bands back to sell again for other use. But to achieve this, Government must persuade every household in the UK to throw away perfectly serviceable radios and spend money on DAB sets that do not work as well as or provide as much choice as the item they have just junked. The Industry also calls DAB ' dead and buried ' but the powers that be will not let it die. I am sure that few people really wanted wind turbines, but someone somewhere decided that we would have them like it or not and now they blight landscapes while we pay subsidies to support their inefficiency" A very pertinent and insightful view from someone within the broadcasting industry. 


Local MP Teresa Pearce will formally launch on the morning of Monday the 18th January. the “Our Erith” exhibition with a call to local artists, photographers and craft makers to prepare entries for the event in May this year. The “Our Erith” exhibition is being organised by Friends of Christ Church Erith in association with Bexley College and will be held at Christ Church Erith in Victoria Road, Erith from Friday 13 May to Sunday 15 May this year. The Friends of Christ Church Erith and Bexley College believe the local area is alive with artistic talent and would love to see this channelled to celebrate the local area. Budding artists, photographers and those who enjoy craftwork are encouraged to produce an original piece inspired by Erith. This could range from Erith’s history, its landscape, its architecture and its people. Local people of all ages are invited to take part and works will be displayed in the magnificent interior of the church. Entries should be submitted by 30 April and will be returned after the exhibition. Please feel free to attend the launch event at Christ Church Erith on Monday morning at 10am. The event will be covered by the local press, and I will be there with my camera. 

You may have seen the recent press coverage regarding the maximum levels of alcohol consumption recommended by the government. Technology website The Register have reported that the government’s chief advisor on health ignored more than eighty studies to produce her new Puritanical guidelines on the consumption of alcohol – which asks Britons to forego their weekend drink. Civil servant Dame Sally Davies has drawn up the lowest recommendations in the West: there is no “safe drinking level”, her team declared. The question is what justification was used to get there? The answer isn’t pretty for “evidence based” policy. Repeated studies have shown that alcohol in moderation prolongs life: it reduces the risk of heart disease and strokes. In fact the benefits of alcohol in preventing strokes and heart disease are far clearer than the negatives of drinking. "Four out of five cohort studies showed statistically significant reduction of all causes of mortality between 15 per cent and 25 per cent for moderate drinking,” notes one meta study, with moderate drinking defined as men who drink about three pints a day and women who have two glasses of wine a day. If three pints a night sounds a lot today, then that’s because of the almost imperceptible ratchet effect that public health policy has had in distorting risk. The guidelines in the 1960s, Christopher Snowdon points out, declared that a bottle of wine a day was fine. The natural conclusion of the health policy is that all alcohol is unsafe – which is the caveat added to today’s new guidelines. The proposed guidelines – you have until April to complain about them – focus heavily on a cancer scare. It is an argument that we have heard before. In fact, neither the cancer scare nor the “unsafe at any level” recommendation have any scientific justification. As Snowdon finds, Davies ignored over eighty studies and meta studies showing the same J-curve of risk. If you drink nothing, you are at greater risk of heart disease, strokes and living a shorter life than a drinker. The health risk falls for moderate alcohol consumption, with optimal consumption of around 20g (two pints a day), then rises for heavy drinkers. Instead, as Davies isolated, some highly selective statistical methods were used instead. Compare the error bars to the data point. One is bigger than the other. Yet even here, the researchers found a relative risk of below 1.0 for almost all groups. Davies simply threw out the evidence that didn’t fit what she wanted to say (i.e. almost all of it) and highlighted the evidence that did. As Snowdon shrewdly observes, the alcohol guidelines aren’t written for the public, which will simply ignore them, but serve a different purpose. They’re intended to show the public health lobby how “virtuous” the government is. It is virtue signalling – the UK can show the world that it is the most moral group in the room. Just as it is the most moral at “fighting climate change”, “being digital” or spending money on foreign aid. Some or all of these things may not matter to you – but they matter to bureaucrats and diplomats when they meet on a junket. If you’re wondering who pays for this mini-industry of Puritans, then you do not have to look far, as I discovered in 2012 by examining the history of a Victorian society which began life in 1852 as the “United Kingdom Alliance to Procure the Total and Immediate Legislative Suppression of the Traffic in All Intoxicating Liquors”. It’s still going, only now it’s called the Alliance House Foundation, or AHF. The AHF funds the Institute for Alcohol Studies, which is giddy with excitement today – but wants the cancer scare to be amplified. The largest funder of the AHF is the European Union. In other words, it’s you and I as tax payers. Feel free to leave a comment below, or Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com.

Any residents or regular visitors to Erith will well know that the town gets especially busy on Friday afternoons; road traffic through to the Dartford Tunnel and along Bronze Age Way from the South Circular often grinds to a halt due to the sheer volume of vehicles. I usually work from home on Fridays (my "day job" involves working with technology, and means that most of the time, it is not actually important where I am physically located). The traffic outside Pewty Acres is almost always gridlocked for a couple of hours at minimum on Fridays. This may all get quite a bit worse shortly. Road works are shortly to begin on North End Road to open up a new opening in the central reservation and build two new signal controlled crossings. Work will take place at the junctions at Bridge Road and at Colyers Lane. During the works, starting on February 8, the road will be reduced from a dual carriageway to single lane traffic at various stages, with 30 mph speed restrictions in place. Businesses and residents were consulted on the work in October last year, with a letter sent out to businesses in advance of the works, though from my information is that many people are still unaware of the extensive and disruptive works that will be taking place. The Bexley Times report that Alex Sawyer, Cabinet Member for Traffic and Transport, said: “In recent years there has been significant growth in the area and the amount of new homes means that the number of road users has increased. The increase in housing is set to continue and we need to support this regeneration and ensure that the area is accessible in the future, by investing in road improvements now. Public transport is critical. Bus services in Slade Green and in Colyers Lane will improve and become more reliable as a result of the work. Unfortunately this does mean that, during the improvement work, there will be traffic congestion and those who use Northend Road should allow more time for their journeys. We apologise for the short-term inconvenience, but the works will improve the flow of traffic in the longer term".


Seasoned Maggot Sandwich readers will be familiar with my attitude towards what some journalists refer to as “The Internet of Things” – the current vogue for making every possible domestic device “smart” and connected to the Internet. It started off with Samsung and their “smart” fridge with a built in OLED video display, and Apple with their widely reported range of watches (which, incidentally have been quite successful with male customers, but not that big a hit with women – more of this in the future). Now a new smart device has been created. Security researchers have discovered a glaring security hole that exposes the home network password of users of a Wi-Fi-enabled video doorbell (yes, you did read that correctly). The issue – now resolved – underlines how default configurations of “Internet of Things” components can introduce easy to exploit security holes. The smart doorbell, called The Ring allows users to answer people knocking on their door from their mobile phone or web enabled tablet device, even when they are not at home. The kit acts as a CCTV camera, automatically activating if people approach the door, letting homeowners talk to visitors, delivery couriers and so on. There is an optional feature that allows the kit to hook up to some smart door locks, so users can let guests into their home even when they aren’t in. IT News website The Register are reporting that there is a serious problem with this system. Security researchers at UK consultancy Pen Test Partners were shocked when they carried out a security evaluation of the device. The major component is the doorbell itself, which comes with electronics and battery and is fitted outside the house. The electronics are connected to a back plate which attaches the doorbell to the wall and can provide power from a mains source. The device is secured outside a house using two commonly available screws, leaving it vulnerable to theft. The supplier - Ring offer a free replacement if the kit is stolen, so homeowners are covered in that scenario (at least). However that’s not the end of the problems with the device. An easy attack makes it all too simple to steal a homeowner's Wi-Fi key. To do this, hackers would need to take the kit off the door mounting, flip it over and press the orange "set up" button. Pressing the setup button puts the doorbell’s wireless module into a setup mode, in which it acts as a Wi-Fi access point.  The doorbell is only secured to its back plate by two standard screws. This means that it is possible for an attacker to gain access to the homeowner’s wireless network by unscrewing the Ring, pressing the setup button and accessing the configuration URL. The configuration URL is simple, so the attack could be pulled off using only a mobile device and a screwdriver. The device could be screwed back on afterwards, all without leaving any visible signs of tampering, Any hacker could walk up to a door fitted with a Ring smart doorbell, unscrew the unit, connect it to a mobile device with a web browser and download the house Wi-Fi password and settings, all without physically needing access to the inside of the house. Carrying out this very straightforward attack, the hacker would have complete control over the house’s wireless network. This may be an extreme situation , but it is a prime example of the law of unintended consequences. I guarantee we will be seeing more of this kind of issue in the very near future.


Regular Maggot Sandwich reader, and occasional contributor Dana Whiffen has written the following piece on the Routemaster bus:- "It is just over 10 years since the red London Routemaster was removed from the fully accessible bus routes across London in December 2005, one of the last Routes to have them was 159 which runs between Marble Arch and Brixton via Piccadilly Circus and Trafalgar Square. Original Routemasters (RMs) ran on most routes across London from 1957 and a longer version was later introduced to take more passenger known as(RMLs). A batch of Routemasters were revamped and given new engines prior to 2005 with a view that they would operate for another 10-15 years although this decision was cancelled and only a handful of those reconditioned buses were kept to run our one of the main tourist routes route 15. Of the 2,876 built around 1,200 are still running as preserved buses which show their staying power and how well built they were, some of today’s London bus fleet that were built around the year 2000 are on their last legs and due to be replaced by newer buses. The RM is an iconic symbol of London and Englishness and is loved by tourists and visitors alike.  Many of the RM’s that are preserved  across the Country, are being used for weddings, private parties and by sightseeing tour operators. Catch it while you can The RM is still running past St. Paul’s Cathedral to the Tower of London on Route 15".

The short end video this week is fascinating. It shows the work of the small group of people who maintain and support London's gas powered street lights; until I saw this mini documentary, I did not realise that certain parts of London are still lit by gas lamps. This film gives an insight into the men and women who keep these historic lanterns working. Feel free to leave a comment below, or alternatively Email me at hugh.neal@gmail.com.